Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WonderWino]

He seems really angry today. Maybe that hot 21 year old chick he was talking to showed her true colors. What happened to that sperg who came in here recently saying he had a friend trying to help Lucas improve himself? I wonder if the two are related.

Gee, I wonder where he got that quote from

A fat guy with an anger problem making casual references to hitting his wife for doing something he doesn't like. No wonder lucas likes that catch phrase, fits him to a T. So thats what he is then, a schitzo, pedo, morbidly obese version of ralph. Except that at least ralph has a job as a bus driver and a wife. Two things lucas will never have

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

He seems really angry today. Maybe that hot 21 year old chick he was talking to showed her true colors. What happened to that sperg who came in here recently saying he had a friend trying to help Lucas improve himself? I wonder if the two are related.

Really angry TODAY? Are you familiar with Lucas? That didn't even contain any "bitches" or "cunts".

 

[Trainwreck]

On my lunch break I walked over to the corner of Riverside and Division (I stayed on the west side of the street) and didn't see Lucas' note. Sad to not see it because I brought my damn Sharpie to write "it's not in the cards for you Lucas" on it.

 

[Nobleman]

On my lunch break I walked over to the corner of Riverside and Division (I stayed on the west side of the street) and didn't see Lucas' note. Sad to not see it because I brought my damn Sharpie to write "it's not in the cards for you Lucas" on it.

I was confused too, but go up one block, its on the corner of Main and Division. You can see the Globe in the background of the pic. I get Riverside and Main mixed up too for some reason.

 

[Rogowski]

Ten bucks says this didn’t happen the way he claims it did.

 

[WonderWino]

Ten bucks says this didn’t happen the way he claims it did.

The only believable part about that is him eating cheese wiz out of the can. On that note if he really is stupid enough to see some young girl and her bf and pissy enough to spit on them oh boy is that not going to end well for him. He would either get his ass beat or get arrested. Possibly both. I would love to hear his explanation as to why he went off at them to a judge. He would end up right back in the nuthouse as soon as he opened his mouth

 

[wenttobermuda]

The only believable part about that is him eating cheese wiz out of the can. On that note if he really is stupid enough to see some young girl and her bf and pissy enough to spit on them oh boy is that not going to end well for him. He would either get his ass beat or get arrested. Possibly both. I would love to hear his explanation as to why he went off at them to a judge. He would end up right back in the nuthouse as soon as he opened his mouth

"Your honor, if it pleases the Court...your honor, you surely aren't an agephobe, unlike the so-called 'victim,' who is a cock-blocker classisist oligarch. You see, this Gen Z honey was making it known that she was receptive to mating, and I haven't had intercourse in 8 years (and never with a younger chick), and anyway, the so-called 'victim' came and flashed he credit card at thr honey and said 'nigga ho nigga nigga' and kissed her, and I did what any other mature male with extra long teleomeres in my balls and the welfare of future generations in mind....

I squealed like a pig, turned red, and attacked the so-called 'victim, ' who allegedly gave me this black eye and held me in place while I sobbed and shit myself until the jackbooted oligarch fascists took me to your concentration camp! "

 

[Bassomatic]

After reading that, I'm sorry to tell everyone, that Lucas has replaced us as his only friends. Aside us he upgraded his social circle a bit, he used to have Mr. Toaster tell him Bernie was going to win, and Dr. Lampshade to remind him his sperm is magic, but now Lucas has wonderful new friends as the MRSA chews threw what little is left of his brain stem causing him to see hot girls who look just like sailor moon and other hot anime babes who are in middle school, talking about how great stalin was and free shit.

Sadly the talking telephone pole who lets Lucas know, he's not fat and his parents love him goes all Joe Biden on them and just starts kissing strangers.

 

[Da Dude123]

It's been 5 days since Lucas released by his last video. Has he been going Reee a lot on Facebook? What has that Lolcow been up to? What Islamic content is he putting out?

 

[Rogowski]

It's been 5 days since Lucas released by his last video. Has he been going Reee a lot on Facebook? What has that Lolcow been up to? What Islamic content is he putting out?

I’ve been posting most of it and it’s nothing special. Perhaps he’s been keeping a low profile for whatever reason.

 

[Bassomatic]

First I have no idea who little peep is, nor do I care. Lucas likes to brag he's above a fan base, cool keep sucking your own dick dude, it doesn't get hard and no one else will. Real fans of something don't care about the bad parts of the fan base, they exclude it if it's toxic, or ignore it if it's just dumb. Fake fans get the most upset by fair weather fans. Since Lucas is clearly faking to try to look cool by liking this little peep dude, we know what group he's part of.

That second post is ripped from a fucking life time movie or shitty harry potter gay fan fic if i've ever seen something too gaggy lame for a hallmark card, it's that.

 

[Da Dude123]

Lucas has brought up Lil Peep a lot. He must think all the Gen Z socialist women must be into him. Thanks, Rogowski for the updates. No one wants Lucas, so they won't stay. Not in the cards.

First I have no idea who little peep is, nor do I care. Lucas likes to brag he's above a fan base, cool keep sucking your own dick dude, it doesn't get hard and no one else will. Real fans of something don't care about the bad parts of the fan base, they exclude it if it's toxic, or ignore it if it's just dumb. Fake fans get the most upset by fair weather fans. Since Lucas is clearly faking to try to look cool by liking this little peep dude, we know what group he's part of.

That second post is ripped from a fucking life time movie or shitty harry potter gay fan fic if i've ever seen something too gaggy lame for a hallmark card, it's that.

 

[RatRoyalty]

Lil Peep was a white rapper who died from a drug overdose a few years ago. He looks like fan art of Trunks from Dragon Ball Z, but drawn in the style of Jared Leto's Joker.

Spoiler: Big Picture of Lil Peep

My assumption is that Lucas heard about his death when it happened, then concluded that he must be the Gen Z equivalent of Kurt Cobain. I wouldn't be surprised if Lucas hasn't even heard any of his music, he just uses him as a prop to say "look kids, I'm still with it, I'm still cool"

 

[WonderWino]

I’ve been posting most of it and it’s nothing special. Perhaps he’s been keeping a low profile for whatever reason.

The funny thing is that second one applies to his own parents, who he clearly hasn't figured out want nothing to do with him at all

 

[Rogowski]

Lil Peep was a white rapper who died from a drug overdose a few years ago. He looks like fan art of Trunks from Dragon Ball Z, but drawn in the style of Jared Leto's Joker.

Spoiler: Big Picture of Lil Peep

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My assumption is that Lucas heard about his death when it happened, then concluded that he must be the Gen Z equivalent of Kurt Cobain. I wouldn't be surprised if Lucas hasn't even heard any of his music, he just uses him as a prop to say "look kids, I'm still with it, I'm still cool"

It’s also worth noting that his music was controversial in that a lot people didn’t consider it real rap which was a fair argument as a lot of it sounds like rock. The fan base is extremely annoying on par with juggalos as they overcompensate for all “da haters” and mimick his face tattoos sometimes literally getting the exact same tattoos that were personal to him.

 

[Krathnami]

Lil Peep was a white rapper who died from a drug overdose a few years ago. He looks like fan art of Trunks from Dragon Ball Z, but drawn in the style of Jared Leto's Joker.

Spoiler: Big Picture of Lil Peep

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My assumption is that Lucas heard about his death when it happened, then concluded that he must be the Gen Z equivalent of Kurt Cobain. I wouldn't be surprised if Lucas hasn't even heard any of his music, he just uses him as a prop to say "look kids, I'm still with it, I'm still cool"

He looks like the 0.01% of bacteria Lysol doesn't kill

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Facebook musings;

 

[WonderWino]

Facebook musings;

LOL he must be having delusions again. That second one clearly didn't happen. Yeah, sure, everyone suddenly wanted to be around you and the women are all totally into you. Its also totally true that 'flat bills' are bring 20 year old girls into the building constantly, that you somehow never noticed before.....because last time you claimed this it was the greybeards doing it

What a fucking loon

and lolwut? a pity girlfriend and pity wife? Nobody is going to fuck you lucas, let alone marry you out of pity. Best you'll get is a spray down with a fire hose and then only to get rid of the smell and due to pity for everyone else who has to smell you

 

[wenttobermuda]

"... briefly socialized with..." Is a really poignant line. There's a familiar phenomenon where a social interaction means drastically different things to its participants, with full tragic and comic dimensions. An example: A girl smiles politely at the customer she sells coffee to; the customer feels the unaccustomed warmth of female attention and concludes that this is what falling in love is.


Or, a brief encounter with a creep lurking in a public space may be one woman's forgettable, if awkward, inconvenience; it may simultaneously be the highlight of the creep's day, worthy of a happy announcement on social media, and a sad and eager attempt to recreate the encounter the next day. The poor flat bill types and their 20 year old honeys can have no idea what running into Lucas on the stairs meant to him. But I have an idea, so I lol.

Lol.

But the best bit:
"Poo poo on me pee pee. Pee pee on the dinghy."
Here, the mask of language slips, and we get a look at Lucas' inner monologue.

 

[lameandgay2]

Peep was a sweet kid. Whatever you thought of his music, he was pretty talented, he was a good boy even if he looked a bit like he'd never showered, popped Xannies like skittles and ruined his face with those tattoos.

That's why we loved him, Lucas. He understood our gay teenage feelings because he had them too, and put them to some weird sort of emo-rap hybrid songs, was very kind to women and his family, had a kind face, and is now dead and therefore is immortalised in that 'you're a saint if you die young' kind of way.

You have none of those things. You're even too old to die young.

Spoiler: Disclaimer lmfao

I was at the older end of the Peep fan base spectrum, my younger cousin's fault, please don't call me gay also his fans aren't as bad as you think lmfao thank you

Also, please can we have a Lucas tattoo saga. Please, God.