Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

moseph.jartelli said:

What a moron. What he fails to understand us that most doctors, if need be, can do janny work. Most janitors, if need be, cannot do Doctors work.

Fuck he just gets stupider with each new hot take.
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"Imagine the entire floor of your hospital covered in garbage and shit."

Or, if you have trouble imagining such a thing, just look at Lucas' filthy one-room apartment.
 
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Fatal Walter said:
He also keeps licking his lips while he's trying to think up new gay sex acts to accuse people of. He has really had gays on the mind for the past few days.
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As I pointed out previously, he also did that when he was ranting at politicians and rich billionaires who wanted to have sex with five year olds. In fact he was licking his lips specifically when he got to the part about sex with said five year olds

Read into that as you will

moseph.jartelli said:
What a moron. What he fails to understand us that most doctors, if need be, can do janny work. Most janitors, if need be, cannot do Doctors work.

Fuck he just gets stupider with each new hot take.
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ffs he really embodies that whole 'missing the forest for the trees' saying. He doesn't understand that people don't think janitors aren't important, nor that they aren't vital to the successful running of a hospital. He conflates being a doctor with being a janitor like they are somehow the same thing fundamentally. They are both absolutely important, but both for different reasons and in different ways. That concept goes completely over his head

and lol at 'aoc understands socialism and worker solidarity and feels the bern'
 
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Jesus christ. You'd think Lucas was in prison hunched over guarding his food while his eyes dart side to side like someone's gonna get him. He looks greasy/sweaty and his eyes are sunken in and totally dark underneath because he's not managing his diabetes well, or if at all. Maybe a janitor can help him get it back on track.

 
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Trainwreck said:
Jesus christ. You'd think Lucas was in prison hunched over guarding his food while his eyes dart side to side like someone's gonna get him. He looks greasy/sweaty and his eyes are sunken in and totally dark underneath because he's not managing his diabetes well, or if at all. Maybe a janitor can help him get it back on track.

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Agreed about the eyes.

In some vids, he literally looks like he's wearing eyeliner.

Hey Mucous, Bela Lugosi's Dead!
 
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Is he trying to fight his phone's camera the way a chimpanzee will flip its shit at a mirror?

Trainwreck said:
Them titties are swinging!!!! 😂 🤢
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klickitat said:

Is he trying to fight his phone's camera the way a chimpanzee will flip its shit at a mirror?
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Is he talking about going number 2? Is Lucas mad at his poop? "Pushing 10 lb bag of potatoes through a hole the size of an eye socket"?

Edit: The noise at the end sounded like a box cutter. Anyone else hear it?
 
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Is he trying to fight his phone's camera the way a chimpanzee will flip its shit at a mirror?
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“Breaking all your bones is painful but not as painful as my hurt feelings”.

Also had to laugh at that second sentence in that video, what a great segway into the point he was trying to make.
 
GleamingTheQ-Bert said:

Gay Lucas begs to play with our rectums.

How's he gonna get feminine girls if he acts so swishy? We don't want your HIV Lucas!

Go spread the disease elsewhere!
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Lucas confirmed bug chaser

He isn't going to get girls, he already knows its not in the cards for him, women don't want soyboys with tits bigger than theirs

It's funny he calls other people chimpanzees with his infamous gorilla walk
 
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TelemeresDaddy69 said:
Lucas confirmed bug chaser

He isn't going to get girls, he already knows its not in the cards for him, women don't want soyboys with tits bigger than theirs

It's funny he calls other people chimpanzees with his infamous gorilla walk
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At this rate he will either go full silverback gorilla and start walking on his knuckles and grunting or he'll go full sam losco and start covering his walls in primitive cave paintings of 16 year olds and food
 
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Lucas "protective" of his woman, ha, ha, ha. What he actually means with "protective" is him being abusive, controlling and manipulative. Going psycho when he wouldn't get his way, not wanting for "his woman" to talk to other men even her male relatives, using every manipulative trick (bible, suicide, etc.) he can think of to control her.

GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
Is he talking about going number 2? Is Lucas mad at his poop? "Pushing 10 lb bag of potatoes through a hole the size of an eye socket"?

Edit: The noise at the end sounded like a box cutter. Anyone else hear it?
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Yea, that did sound like the box cutter.
 
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darkwingosonichugorl said:

Lucas needs help.
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Yup. He thinks he's very clever, brandishing a box cutter amid threats of physical violence on his other vids... But here he's only talking about cutting cheese and bread, so no repercussions! Lucas figured out how to threaten violence with impunity! Wingo man!

Lucas: you're not as smart as you think you are. Keeping skating that line, though.
 
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