Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

According to the misandrist town psycho of Spokane, young guys are not good boyfriends. Luca will be a better boyfriend.
Yup, Lucas's Domestic Violence conviction for going psycho on the 1 girlfriend he's ever had, several restraining orders against him, being abusive to women, all prove he'd make a better boyfriend.

 
According to the misandrist town psycho of Spokane, young guys are not good boyfriends. Luca will be a better boyfriend.
Yup, Lucas's Domestic Violence conviction for going psycho on the 1 girlfriend he's ever had, several restraining orders against him, being abusive to women, all prove he'd make a better boyfriend.


I wonder if he's wearing that hat because of the most recent picture of his bald spot.
 
According to the misandrist town psycho of Spokane, young guys are not good boyfriends. Luca will be a better boyfriend.
Yup, Lucas's Domestic Violence conviction for going psycho on the 1 girlfriend he's ever had, several restraining orders against him, being abusive to women, all prove he'd make a better boyfriend.


I can't be the only person who saw that and immediately thought he looks like he is regressing into an irl cartman....if cartman was 40 and a pedo
 
I wonder if he's wearing that hat because of the most recent picture of his bald spot.
I doubt it as he would have to have been reading the thread and I doubt he has the time between all the manic uploads. But I mean, he surely has more flattering hats than a women's hat. Then again he does get all his clothes from charity due to being too stupid to buy his own clothes, and likely too big for regular human clothing
 
According to the misandrist town psycho of Spokane, young guys are not good boyfriends. Luca will be a better boyfriend.
Yup, Lucas's Domestic Violence conviction for going psycho on the 1 girlfriend he's ever had, several restraining orders against him, being abusive to women, all prove he'd make a better boyfriend.

So does he just spontaneously decide to always make a video while is fat ass is laying down shirtless or is that his shtick?
 
I doubt it as he would have to have been reading the thread and I doubt he has the time between all the manic uploads. But I mean, he surely has more flattering hats than a women's hat. Then again he does get all his clothes from charity due to being too stupid to buy his own clothes, and likely too big for regular human clothing
He buys those fat guy jeans with the really wiiiide legs.

Shit, I don't even know where you'd find jeans like that, outside of a thrift store.

I second the earlier call for Lucas to go punk. Like full on oi punk, with a death hawk, braces, skinny jeans, etc.

(Lucas in skinny jeans would be hysterical)
 
He buys those fat guy jeans with the really wiiiide legs.

Shit, I don't even know where you'd find jeans like that, outside of a thrift store.

I second the earlier call for Lucas to go punk. Like full on oi punk, with a death hawk, braces, skinny jeans, etc.

(Lucas in skinny jeans would be hysterical)
I assumed they were from charity, since I'm sure he's admitted to getting clothes from there before and since all his shirts are clearly bad fitting, though it might just be he looks in stores for what makes him look most like a pedo uncle

I'd love to see him try with that bald patch, then a week later rant about how the punk scene is agephobic

So does he just spontaneously decide to always make a video while is fat ass is laying down shirtless or is that his shtick?
He's just really obese so he often ends up lying down in his videos due to being out of breath just standing
 
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'What are you going to do about it?'

He clearly didn't consider option 3: beat the shit out of you


'When they have two or more girlfriends that really speaks to be as a bernie sanders supporter because of the greed. it makes me hate trump and the democrats for letting this shit happen'

Also claims that if he had been a democratic senator when the impeachment failed he would have put a severed horses head on cocaine mitch's desk

 
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'What are you going to do about it?'

He clearly didn't consider option 3: beat the shit out of you


'When they have two or more girlfriends that really speaks to be as a bernie sanders supporter because of the greed. it makes me hate trump and the democrats for letting this shit happen'

Also claims that if he had been a democratic senator when the impeachment failed he would have put a severed horses head on cocaine mitch's desk

Yup, it be option 3: get the shit beat out of him. He'd likely get arrested too.
A severed horse's head, Ha. The bottom of the barrel hobo delusional psycho that no one wants thinks he's the "godfather" of Spokane.

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Note to Lucas: You are a grade A psycho Pedo Creeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.
 
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Hey Lucas! How exactly are all these young guys cock-blocking you? What do they have to do to let you talk to women?

Any normal guy who goes to a bar or club looking to pick up a woman, finds his own way into talking with them. No man has to give another man an opportunity. No adult needs a wingman because they're too scared to talk to children. Stop blaming your pathetic inability to get a date on other people.

For the last time: the reason you don't get dates is because you never stop talking about how you don't get dates. You look and sound crazy. Nobody is as angry at the world as you are Lucas. No one wants to be with someone who's constantly complaining. It's funny because the way you describe young men is an accurate description of yourself: whining, being a pussy, never getting the job done, only thinking about yourself, monologuing, and basically being no good to anybody but yourself. Actually I take that back you unquestionably do more damage to yourself than you do to anyone else, thankfully.

No one is responsible for getting you a date! Either find the balls to talk to girls, or get a tattoo on your face that says Forever Alone, because if you continue this way that is without a doubt your future.

Your mom knows you better than any of us do, and when she says that a girlfriend is just not in the cards for you, let me tell you, truer words were never spoken.

But I'm sure all these words will just sail right over your squash shaped head. Lucas is right and everyone else is wrong. What does your rationality and logic say about that Lucas? The likelihood of everyone being wrong and you being the only one who's right?

You curse up a blue streak in your videos. Why don't you prove that you're not the coward we all know you to be, and actually call some of those guys that you see with multiple girlfriends "assholes" and "bitches" to their faces? Or are you only comfortable insulting your phone like the little baby boy that you are? Because honestly Lucas all the tough talk in the world directed at your phone, isnt going to get you a girlfriend. Why don't you try being edgy in real life? Try at least talking to some of those guys who are walking around with "your girlfriends", right? I mean they're all little punks and bitches and assholes right? And you always say how easy it is to get these girls. All you need is 5 minutes alone and any girlfriend or wife would be in your arms, right?

Talk is cheap. Stop whining and do something about it.
 
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Hey Lucas! How exactly are all these young guys cock-blocking you? What do they have to do to let you talk to women?

Any normal guy who goes to a bar or club looking to pick up a woman, finds his own way into talking with them. No man has to give anothee man an opportunity. No adult needs a wingman because they're too scared to talk to children. Stop blaming your pathetic inability to get a date on other people.

For the last time: the reason you don't get dates is because you never stop talking about how you don't get dates. You look and sound crazy. Nobody is as angry at the world as you are Lucas. No one wants to be with someone who's constantly complaining. It's funny because the way you describe young men is an accurate description of yourself: whining, being a pussy, never getting the job done, only thinking about yourself, monologuing, and basically being no good to anybody but yourself. Actually I take that back you unquestionably do more damage to yourself than you do to anyone else, thankfully.

No one is responsible for getting you a date! Either find the balls to talk to girls, or get a tattoo on your face that says Forever Alone, because if you continue this way that is without a doubt your future.

Your mom knows you better than any of us do, and when she says that a girlfriend is just not in the cards for you, let me tell you, truer words were never spoken.

But I'm sure all these words will just sail right over your squash shaped head. Lucas is right and everyone else is wrong. What does your rationality and logic say about that Lucas? The likelihood of everyone being wrong and you being the only one who's right?

You curse up a blue streak in your videos. Why don't you prove that you're not the coward we all know you to be, and actually call some of those guys that you see with multiple girlfriends "assholes" and "bitches" to their faces? Or are you only comfortable insulting your phone like the little baby boy that you are? Because honestly Lucas all the tough talk in the world directed at your phone, isnt going to get you a girlfriend. Why don't you try being edgy in real life? Try at least talking to some of those guys who are walking around with "your girlfriends", right? I mean they're all little punks and bitches and assholes right? And you always say how easy it is to get these girls. All you need is 5 minutes alone and any girlfriend or wife would be in your arms, right?

Talk is cheap. Stop whining and do something about it.
Regularly showering might help. But even that’s too much work.
 
I'd love to see him post film one of these rage videos in public where people actually are. Not when he's slinking by a building or walking around the park. Fuck, we've got some shitty dive bars downtown that have crazy people in them all the time. He'd fit right in.
No shit. He always looks from side to side, making absolutely sure that no one's around.

Couldn't have anyone see him being so tough and mature.
 
No shit. He always looks from side to side, making absolutely sure that no one's around.

Couldn't have anyone see him being so tough and mature.

On that note it would be hilarious if he did that one night thinking he was alone and then half way through a rant, when he gets to the part about threatening to punch/stab/etc.. guys for getting in the way of him getting a woman it turns out he didn't notice some hells angels looking biker in the dark who walks up to him in mid video and accuses lucas of referring to him and tries to scare the shit out of him

Lucas would shit his pants on the spot and go nuts trying to get out of the situation without ending up in the hospital

That said, if he keeps getting aggressive like that and makes a habit of it sooner or later I can see him slipping up and something like that happening, if only cause someone nearby hears him and decides to fuck with him. either that or he might get crazy enough to believe hes tough and try to slap somebody out of pent up rage at them not helping him get a woman and proceeding to get a shit kicking. or perhaps just lose his shit at the library one day and go full gorilla and start throwing garbage cans around like some 20 year old TDS sufferer

I'm sure the 'if you don't get me a woman its on like donkey kong' memes that would generate would be priceless
 

Lucas threatens to attack his cockblockers by sneezing on them, potentially giving them AIDS or the Coronavirus.

Lucas attempts to demonstrate this by inhaling a pinch of black pepper to make himself sneeze. Unfortunately his disgusting nose, probably damaged by MRSA, refuses to cooperate and he just stands there looking stupid. Well no stupider than usual. He then punishes his phone for cock blocking him by coughing on it, aggressively.

Fashion edit: with all of his hair tucked under his grandma hat, his head looks less like a summer squash and more like a cantaloupe.
 
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