Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Hey Lucas]

Right.

See, Lucas isn’t having any luck even getting a girlfriend, hasn’t for 8 years.

Obviously it’s not something he’s done or in any way his fault- because nothing is.

So, obviously, it’s because some people on the internet that he’s never met in real life are interfering in his day to day interactions with real people.

Somehow.

 

[Garfieldchu]

Lucas has never been cockblocked in his life. Even if he were the last man on Earth, there isn't a woman alive that would fuck him.

 

[Particle Bored]

Lucas has never been cockblocked in his life. Even if he were the last man on Earth, there isn't a woman alive that would fuck him.

As he's recording these videos, he's obviously using the screen-side camera. So he's staring at his own ugly mug, yelling "Stop cockblocking me!"

 

[Bassomatic]

Lucas has never been cockblocked in his life. Even if he were the last man on Earth, there isn't a woman alive that would fuck him.

To me the concept of cock blocking is extra funny for Lucas being so animal brained.

Now, in respects sometimes guys do slide on, girls group up to shoot men down etc, cock blocking is a thing. But it's also not if that makes sense, I'll spare the explaining and ramblings of the incel mind set and loop hole for everyones sake but, in Lucas regards it's both not real and both amazingly funny.

Normal people don't get cock blocked or feel it because, we respect more fish in the sea idea, not everyone fits and other things. But deep down wired in our monkey brains, we still have urges biological ones, we see a mating partner we want it. Being an advanced speices we think more than a fucking pride of lions do.

Lucas can not, he is just too dumb to think past this. Honestly, while I pointed out he's probably never been cock blocked, I would not rule out people going and playing the savior to get him out of the picture. But then again we know that is a lie because, Lucas is too scared to talk to people. I could picture some guy totally normal male, sitting having a drink at a local pub in Spokane and a young lady leaning in, hey that balding dude is creep eying me, can we chat a second so he fucks off? Any man married, single etc would gladly do it because we as a species kinda look out for each other in times. Lucas having no shot, it's not a cock block. People are just so spooked by his grossness they move in packs to keep away.

I think there's a word when you travel protected because of someone who's a possible harm... it's creep isn't it? Lucas Werner is a creep.

 

[Wernology]

Okay...

 

[mothman96]

Not only is Lucas Colby Werner a Creep, he's a Deranged Perverted Wicked Evil Creep.

 

[Bassomatic]

I'd bet Lucas "anal fisting" Werner doesn't know where the clit is nor does he care.

Also that's more a schizo word salad than normal. Talking about dead girls, I think? Even if I met the nerdiest girl in the world I don't think nercomancy is good flirting material.

 

[Da Dude123]

It's Super Tuesday. I wonder if Lucas will be mooing with delight at Bernie Sanders' victories and how he will improve Lucas's life? An end to ageism and classism?

 

[Bassomatic]

It's far too early to tell about it and Lucas is a lazy peice of trash so it's around noon his time I assume fatty is still sleeping or getting a free meal at the local mission before we get our videos about the bern.

 

[TelemeresDaddy69]

The granny hat is adorable, it really comes off like he's trying to be a hipster, but we know he just took it from a donation bin to cover the bald spot. Lucas is too cheap and unskilled to just shave it. He'd look better that way, but man let me take that back, can you picture the MRSA scalp he would have if he bic'd away the grease mullet?

Lucas would actually look like Jabba the Hutt if he shaved his head, he's ugly as shit with his greasy hair patches, but even Lucas knows he can't pull off the look of a shaven head

Okay...

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I swear he only recently learned that word since he keeps misusing it. His whole 'adult vocabulary' schtick is so forced. Kinda like proletariat, I refuse to believe someone as r(etarded) as Lucas has an adult vocabulary, even if he is 40

 

[WonderWino]

Lucas would actually look like Jabba the Hutt if he shaved his head, he's ugly as shit with his greasy hair patches, but even Lucas knows he can't pull off the look of a shaven head

Come on now, if he shaved his head he could pretend to be someone entirely new to distance himself from the wern persona and get all the young ovulators. He would be his own personal telomere enriched superhero - the creepy man of spokane, the simpia of olympia....gourd head man, with all the powers of a shaved head that looks like a gourd and abundant telomerase, to woo his tween breeder

.....unfortunately the only powers said traits provide is the power to scare women to the point they mace him and run screaming in the opposite direction

 

[wenttobermuda]

I tire of Lucas' whining about cock blocking.

I caught myself preparing to argue that there is no such thing as "cock blocking," just because fuck Lucas. But no, incels aside, its still a useful way to describe somethintg men do. Sometimes a man deliberately undermines another's attempt to develop a relationship with a specific woman. Johny likes Suzie, and Billy knows this and likes to lol, so he calls Johny a fag in front of Suzie and bloodies his nose.

LOLOL

I'm sure we're all familiar with that dynamic. Call it "cock blocking" for convenience.

Nobody is cock blocking Lucas.

Lucas' romantic attentions are diffused. He's in love with a generation, or age bracket. They're all potential mates. He interprets anything another male does that interferes with his mating dance as cock blocking. Simple things, like talking to their own girlfriends in public.

Not cock blocking, because its not directed at him. There's no intent. It's just incidental to people doing their thing, not a targeted phenomenon.

Its oft remarked that Lucas is stunningly narcissistic, and this is evidence of it. He interprets strangers going about their lives as a direct attack on him, a deliberate attempt to prevent him from getting laid. This is part of why Lucas is such a marvel: how intensely he personalizes the indifference of strangers.

 

[Big Nasty]

Okay...

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This looks like some kind of death metal rap lyrics.

 

[Hey Lucas]

Almost two days since his last upload.

Not too suspicious of an amount of time, but considering some of the red flags he’s been showing lately (the box cutter, recording in public places, videos like “Get Killed”)... maybe his handlers finally stepped in?

 

[Da Dude123]

Well, Super Tuesday is over and by all accounts Bernie did not have a great day. He's not out of the race but the momentum has shifted,
not in his favor. The wave of Socialism that Lucas was so confident about did not happen. I'm sure Lucas is sulking about it. He kept saying how Bernie would for sure get the nomination. As of now it's not looking like he is a shoe-in. Maybe will see some videos of Lucas sperging and mooing about it?

 

[Bassomatic]

Lucas is pretty stupid and might thing Bernie would give him free stuff but, Lucas more leans to Bernie because he thinks kids like him. Not only did Bernie never say anything about child brides young people didn't go out and vote yesterday according to all exit polls. So Lucas trying to lure kids in should go political apathy if he wants to fit in.

Really no matter who wins nothing changes for Lucas he's always sitting on welfare and over eating. He's a dirty balding old man who steals from charity while sitting in his filthy fart box, what would free college and health care change? He doesn't pay shit now.

I wonder if he's gonna chimp out or just move on into his ramblings.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Bernie losing only means kids really didn't support him as much as they did on social media and wherever due to peer pressure. We go through the same song and dance every 4 years. I doubt Lucas really knew or cared about the free shit aspect, other than the general perception that Democrats gibs me free shit.

 

[Rescuetoast]

Bernie losing only means kids really didn't support him as much as they did on social media and wherever due to peer pressure. We go through the same song and dance every 4 years. I doubt Lucas really knew or cared about the free shit aspect, other than the general perception that Democrats gibs me free shit.

Also a lot of them just didn’t show up or didn’t realize that you have to register in advance or realize that this was a closed party primary, so you had to register for the party with the candidate you wanted to vote for.

 

[Da Dude123]

I am hoping he chimps out. Maybe gets caught on camera throwing some trash cans or maybe even standing outside in his pantaloonies and women's hat screaming at cars about bigotry and cock blocking and gibs me dat! I realize this is , but it would make for entertaining content.

I wonder if he's gonna chimp out or just move on into his ramblings.
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[Rescuetoast]

The weirdest part is that he already has most of the benefits that people who are voting for Bernie want, like affordable housing (I mean his sucks, but I’m sure it’s also not his only option) and free health care.