Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

I'm hoping the housekeepers that clean up the room give it a good scrub down. Along with the MRSA colony he left behind, the greasy filthy area his head left on the wall, the urine splattered in the kitchenette, and the cum smeared across the room.

Just condemn it. Is it possible to dynamite a specific room out of a block? Burn it. Go full nuke. The idea of someone unknowingly sleeping in it is putting me off me tea.
 
The better question is will lucas use his art therapy to make macaroni and finger paint to create a creepy picture of a 16 year old or some fantasy about threatening whoever kicked him out of his fartbox and cause an incident, getting his ass thrown out

That said whoever gets his old fartbox had better be careful, that place is likely dripping with MRSA and smells like a sasquatch cave

On another note, lucas will let something slip sooner or later about what happened, he's too egotistical and pissed off about such things not to try to insult or belittle whoever did it at some point, as he needs someone to blame that isn't him. I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to see him blame the 'agephobes and bigots working at pioneer' who are 'trump supporters cause republicans in spokane' and its all some conspiracy against him that finally got him kicked out cause kiwifarms and ben palmer and dream chaser. I also wouldn't be surprised to see somebody troll him another catfish that says something like 'yeah i'd be interested but you don't have a place to go back to so no date, too bad you don't have an apartment of your own' just to see him rage and try to convince said catfish to go to the homeless shelter with him
Ben Palmer and Walter Fate are clearly behind him being removed, assuming he did actually lose his place. I'm honestly surprised half of Spokane isn't infected with MRSA with how little regard Lucas has for hygiene and how he likes to hang around areas with lots of people and awkwardly watch them. I wouldn't dare go into a public building in Spokane without being paranoid his greasy infected paws have been there at some point, I hope the bars/clubs he's been to know to do a thorough clean for MRSA

Just condemn it. Is it possible to dynamite a specific room out of a block? Burn it. Go full nuke. The idea of someone unknowingly sleeping in it is putting me off me tea.
With all this corona talk in the media, I'd still rather risk that than catch half the shit Lucas has probably caught over the 8 years of being an incel. I hope Lucas actually makes some effort with his hygiene this time, if he catches corona with all the infections he has, we might lose our lolcow.
 
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Just condemn it. Is it possible to dynamite a specific room out of a block? Burn it. Go full nuke. The idea of someone unknowingly sleeping in it is putting me off me tea.

Twist ending: lucas gets kicked out of his fartbox but the building manager doesn't clean it out properly and the next resident is some runaway recovering 20 year old woman who ends up infected and colonized with lucas's MRSA as a result. He may not get to impregnate her but some part of his DNA is in her as a result of the MRSA infection and colonizing her from the inside out

Checkmate bigot republican trump supporters, lucas spread his DNA via his MRSA super power. He wasn't kicked out at all, it was a deliberate strategy on his part to arrange it, so that said 20 year old woman would take his place and be infected by his carefully cultured MRSA coating every inch of the apartment. He's playing 4D chess here. Once the MRSA reaches her brain and rots it from the inside it will act as a homing beacon and lead her right to his bed at the homeless shelter and lucas will have his prize
 
Another video, same bullshit. Calling him a creep, is the same as using the feggit,bitch,nigger insults. He'll never speak to you again, block you in his social media, put on head phones in RL. He's still doing "damage control" with the "I'm mocking you on my social media".

Hey Lucas: We know you read here and can't block us, so Creeeeeeeeeeeeeep, Creeeeeeeeeeeeeep, Creeeeeeeeeeeeep.
By the way, staying silent you were kicked out of Pathway House is not going to stop people from finding out, and no one believes your attempt to deflect way it is the real you in your videos.

 
Here we go with another video. I think the very first picture sums it up nicely. He literally writes down about how faggot and nigger are unacceptable and that somehow means creeper should be. They literally have nothing to do with each other and he is completely incapable of understanding that

I love that Pioneer essentially cut his balls off by evicting him and forcing him to shut the fuck up in the homeless shelter

There's a lot of material to work with right now. It probably wouldn't be hard to make 2 or 3 videos. I haven't talked about him since he came back to youtube. Gotta be honest, though. I kind of miss when he was just making a bunch of memes. It was fun reading them.
Shame you haven't, I imagine he'd be livid if you made another video for the Homeless MKII saga
 
Here we go with another video. I think the very first picture sums it up nicely. He literally writes down about how faggot and nigger are unacceptable and that somehow means creeper should be. They literally have nothing to do with each other and he is completely incapable of understanding that

Reveals alot about his disordered thinking. Lucas has noticed that "faggot" and "nigger" are offensive to most folks. Probably because he's been chastised for using the words. But Lucas doesn't understand why.

Lucas, "faggot" and "nigger" are slurrs based on immutable characteristics: skin tone, hunger for cock, etc. They erase the individual they're directed at.

"Creep" is a diagnostic word that describes individual behavior. It doesn't target a group. It is based on things one does. Etc.

Does this suggest Lucas views his "creepy" behavior as as much a part of his identity as a black guy's skin? Or, has he just figured out that blacks don't like being called "nigger," just as he dislikes being called "creep"? That if it's unacceptable to call a dude faggot for hungering for dong, then it can't be acceptable to call Lucas "creep" for obsessively stalking teens for anal fisting?

He doesn't understand, can't be made to, and I don't want him to. It's rad that Lucas is out there, doing his Lucas thing in his Lucas agony.
 
Here we go with another video. I think the very first picture sums it up nicely. He literally writes down about how faggot and nigger are unacceptable and that somehow means creeper should be. They literally have nothing to do with each other and he is completely incapable of understanding that

Really showing what an ass he is by trying to play the victim.

It’s pretty much an infamous flub to try to brand something as “the new “n’ word” but Lucas goes and does and blows his load on... “Creeper”?

Lucas, you absolute troglodyte. No one gives a shit about the term “creeper”. Even the most obnoxious Tumblr-esque SJWs who think the word “stupid” is ableist and that posts should have CWs for food wouldn’t have an issue with “Creeper”.

Because, among other things. being a creeper is behavior. And Lucas’s behavior is inexplicably autistic at best, and criminally threatening at worst.

“Creeper”, above any other word, is the best way to describe Lucas. It’s simply accurate. Even the way he describes HIMSELF- “a 40 year old man into 18-24 year old girls”- is basically shorthand for “Creeper” for any sane individual.


And holy shit... from the perspective of the Streisand Effect, Lucas is botching this about as royally as possible for the pittance of reach that his excuses for videos has.
 
That’s some fancy footwork there Lucas trying to dance around the obvious.
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That’s some fancy footwork there Lucas trying to dance around the obvious.

The best part about that reply is that he isn't just omitting the part about getting kicked out of his apartment, he is omitting that the reason is is 'fine on food' is because he's eating at a homeless shelter. He isn't prepared for literally anything. As I said previously he didn't even have a water bottle or a pack of ramen to his name when he got kicked out. Its a perfect example of how ingrained in him it is to lie and manipulate others for his own benefit. He is a predator through and through. Even if he weren't mentally ill he would still be a predator. If anything its better for everyone that he is as he is far less effective at it than he otherwise would be if he were sane and capable of running his life

That said I wonder how long this latest hobo arc is going to last. He despises the idea of being on the street but he can't live in a shelter forever. With the extra money coming in that previously went to housing costs he should at least be able to save up a bit to stay in a shitty motel or something, not that he has the foresight to do something that sensible. and if he does I don't think the owner would appreciate him screaming at a camera at 3am while making videos. He'd find out real fast that it there is far less tolerance for the behavior he was engaging in living in his fartbox than there is in most places. The same applies to the shelter, so he had best be careful. He has been banned from such places before. But in the end, I think he will be again, one way or another. Its his fate to end up on the street and dead in an alley somewhere sooner or later. He is just not capable of controlling himself enough in the long term for anything else
 
Lucas should be glad they booted him before March 1st. Now he has like $400 extra to use as bait for his never ending quest.

ETA: If I recall correctly, the Downtowner Motel that he has made comments about in his videos is $450.00 per week on their sign. It is an utter shithole and I would suspect it would be one of the only motels that he could stay at because he doesn't have a credit card. And any regular self respecting person would literally never stay there.

Here's just a few links if any of you are curious.




 
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Lucas should be glad they booted him before March 1st. Now he has like $400 extra to use as bait for his never ending quest.

ETA: If I recall correctly, the Downtowner Motel that he has made comments about in his videos is $450.00 per week on their sign. It is an utter shithole and I would suspect it would be one of the only motels that he could stay at because he doesn't have a credit card. And any regular self respecting person would literally never stay there.

Here's just a few links if any of you are curious.







LOL, its 199.00 a week and it is quite notorious. You will notice their No Vacancy light comes on around the first of the month and stays like that for a week. That is because people got their SSI checks, and it is well known in the social services community they get a week at the Downtowner and spend the rest of drugs and fast food.
 
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