Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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LOL, its 199.00 a week and it is quite notorious. You will notice their No Vacancy light comes on around the first of the month and stays like that for a week. That is because people got their SSI checks, and it is well known in the social services community they get a week at the Downtowner and spend the rest of drugs and fast food.
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That place sounds like it would lucas to a T. If he goes that route he'll quickly get himself into a cycle he'll never be able to get out of. Thats assuming he doesn't piss one of those people off and get stabbed within the first few days
 
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I don't understand why Lucas lives in these shitholes if he's on SSI. It's not hard to find comfy disabled/elderly housing for virtually no rent that's way better.
 
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'Would bernie approve?!' sums it up rather nicely. He also makes up things he claims other gen z women say to him, who of course all agree with him. Still claims this is all to do with the starbucks incident and how it 'wasn't illegal' and 'shit happens'

Yeah, sure buddy, totally wasn't illegal. Thats why the cops were called right?

Also that noise he makes at the beginning is just weird


Still looking around like a paranoid creeper while talking, which is just perfect with the preview pic youtube chose for the video:

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He said that he's going out of his way to not get sick, even washing his hands after he pisses. Guess that was his roundabout way of accidentally admitting that he didn't wash them after using the restroom before.

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LOL prime example of saying more than he intended to. He literally admitted that he thinks its unusual to wash his hands after pissing (and in his sink no less cause we all know that is what he did)

Just a reminder that this is a guy who worked at mcdonalds in the kitchen and handled peoples food during the late 90s

Also this video makes it clear his hairline is retreating faster than the french army in 1940
 
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WonderWino said:
LOL prime example of saying more than he intended to. He literally admitted that he thinks its unusual to wash his hands after pissing (and in his sink no less cause we all know that is what he did)

Just a reminder that this is a guy who worked at mcdonalds in the kitchen and handled peoples food during the late 90s

Also this video makes it clear his hairline is retreating faster than the french army in 1940
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Ironically the cleanest he's been in 8 years

Well it was only a matter of time before the front started to match the back I guess
 
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When I read the title of his video "I'm Sicker of You Than The Carnovirus"-- I thought it sounded familiar. Remembered a recent post here. Looks to me he read the comment by TelemeresDaddy69 and from it made the title of the video.

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With all this corona talk in the media, I'd still rather risk that than catch half the shit Lucas has probably caught over the 8 years of being an incel. I hope Lucas actually makes some effort with his hygiene this time, if he catches corona with all the infections he has, we might lose our lolcow
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Care of SOFALAW (apologies if it was shared before. I scanned and didn’t see it)

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I'm thinking yup that would have been the look on his face when he was told to pack up and get out of Pioneer Pathway.
 
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mothman96 said:
When I read the title of his video "I'm Sicker of You Than The Carnovirus"-- I thought it sounded familiar. Remembered a recent post here. Looks to me he read the comment by TelemeresDaddy69 and from it made the title of the video.
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Honestly didn't think the creep of Spokane even noticed our comments. Figured he's too busy smelling his own farts
 
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Honestly didn't think the creep of Spokane even noticed our comments. Figured he's too busy smelling his own farts
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He does keep track of this thread. I've noticed he'll read something here and then uses it himself. Ex. --Months ago I called him wicked, he picked up the wicked and started calling people wicked.

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You may not be aware, Lucas showed up here some time back. He thought he gain the upper hand by posting gay porn.
 
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mothman96 said:
He does keep track of this thread. I've noticed he'll read something here and then uses it himself. Ex. --Months ago I called him wicked, he picked up the wicked and started calling people wicked.

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You may not be aware, Lucas showed up here some time back. He thought he gain the upper hand by posting gay porn.
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Never saw it, didn't think Lucas would ever make an account here, though I'm kinda surprised he hasn't rage posted here at least once

Why do lolcows seem to think posting gay shit is somehow trolling anyone? All it does is make them look like the thing they hate since they had to search it
 
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TelemeresDaddy69 said:
Never saw it, didn't think Lucas would ever make an account here, though I'm kinda surprised he hasn't rage posted here at least once

Why do lolcows seem to think posting gay shit is somehow trolling anyone? All it does is make them look like the thing they hate since they had to search it
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Its the lolcow logic of vengeance. "I will drink poison to make you sick!" Sometimes its even dumber than that.

Lucas can't even handle comments on his content; no way in hell he could handle an appearance here. Its easier and safer to hide behind his block and rant into his phone, and he knows it. Still, it doesn't come as a total surprise that he may be familiar with the contents of this thread.

I sure hope he doesn't spend a lonely, homeless afternoon looking at and saving gay porn, so he can curate it for his enemies.
 
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wenttobermuda said:
Its the lolcow logic of vengeance. "I will drink poison to make you sick!" Sometimes its even dumber than that.

Lucas can't even handle comments on his content; no way in hell he could handle an appearance here. Its easier and safer to hide behind his block and rant into his phone, and he knows it. Still, it doesn't come as a total surprise that he may be familiar with the contents of this thread.

I sure hope he doesn't spend a lonely, homeless afternoon looking at and saving gay porn, so he can curate it for his enemies.
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Something about that reminds me of an old book I read on a RunUO server in like 2002 that talked about ethical hedonism. It gave the example that if you lived alone on an island you could live a life of pure hedonism, 'poison the lake if you want, you have nobody to blame and nobody to be responsible to but yourself' but if someone else was on the island there were all kinds of other ethics and responsibilities involved

Point being, in that situation lucas would poison the lake to spite everyone else on the island that wasn't giving him pussy and then blame them when he couldn't drink the water himself. I can see it now 'this only happened cause YOU wouldn't give me pussy! its YOUR fault for holding out on me!' Just like that screenshot a couple pages back where hes talking about how hes all set for food with that coronavirus going around. He sees literally everything and everyone as there to serve his needs. In the case of that screenshot its 'I don't have to prepare its the governments responsibility to provide for me cause i'm mentally ill.....but i'm not mentally ill and you better not say I am bigot!'

and he definitely reads this thread regularly, if only to keep an eye on what we all might have figured out about him, determine what he needs to lie about and see if there are any catfishing plans or whatever going on. He is too paranoid not to
 
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