Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Dwight Schrute]

How the hell is he accessing Instagram if he homeless. Dude must be doing any means necessary to put social media over his wellbeing lmao

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

How the hell is he accessing Instagram if he homeless. Dude must be doing any means necessary to put social media over his wellbeing lmao

People have said he pays for a mobile plan, despite the fact he can get one for free on SSI. It's also possible to use Instagram on PC if you're savvy, which Lucas probably isn't.

 

[Dwight Schrute]

People have said he pays for a mobile plan, despite the fact he can get one for free on SSI. It's also possible to use Instagram on PC if you're savvy, which Lucas probably isn't.

Yeah, savvy as in knowing that the hard drive isn't where the ethernet goes. [Yes. Some people think that. For instance, my one friend.]

I'm still amazed he thinks social media is more important than trying to get off the streets.

 

[mothman96]

People have said he pays for a mobile plan, despite the fact he can get one for free on SSI. It's also possible to use Instagram on PC if you're savvy, which Lucas probably isn't.

From what I remember, he said he was having some kind of trouble getting the free one, so he went ahead got the one he has now.

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I think the hard cut-off was relatively recent. About six months ago she visited him and something lead to a repetition of some version of "not in the cards," and he flipped, talked some shit, and threw her out of the fartbox.

It was probably a gradual decline though, with him getting less and less support as he refused to stay on his meds or to deviate from his ovulator obsession over the course of many years.

We know his mother posted on her FB that she was going to visit Lucas. Did it really happen? There was no other mention on her page about it. Nothing from Lucas's end either. I think he would have brought it up in some way if it happened.

 

[wenttobermuda]

I'm still amazed he thinks social media is more important than trying to get off the streets

All Wernologists go through this period of amazement. We apply our own priorities and patterns of thought to Lucas's behavior, and are amazed and baffled.

Once we recognize that Lucas is just a tard animal, we come to appreciate the black comedy of his life and stop trying to make sense of the joke.

For Lucas, social media is a priority. It is how he broadcasts his mating call. His entire day revolves around getting this message out there to Spokane and beyond: Lucas, vagina!

Someone clever elsewhere in this thread compared him to a rutting peacock; Insta is his tail feathers and he cannot go without.

 

[Fatal Walter]

Lucas just made a video about how cuh is his favorite word, right?

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Social media isn't what's keeping Lucas off the streets. He can post all the dumb shit he wants on Instagram/Youtube as long as he's not directly threatening people, which he is cognizant enough to avoid doing.

He needs to stop harassing people and whatever physical contact he's starting.

 

[wenttobermuda]

We know his mother posted on her FB that she was going to visit Lucas. Did it really happen? There was no other mention on her page about it. Nothing from Lucas's end either. I think he would have brought it up in some way if it happened.

I'm certain it didn't happen. Neither her FB, nor Lucas's daily rantings, reflect a visit.

Why visit? Her FB is full of happy pictures of pets and smiling grand kids. She seems to enjoy a satisfactory boomer existence without being reminded of Lucas. Also, if you're in the mood for a pic of Lucas as a fat, awkward teen dork, she has the hook up. You know, so you can visualize Lucas crying as a 16 year old because no smart pretty interesting girls will notice him and show him their poonaner.

 

[Dwight Schrute]

Can we just put a bullet in his head and plead we defended a child he was gonna beat and rape in the next 5 years and have it be over with it? Lol

 

[Particle Bored]

We know his mother posted on her FB that she was going to visit Lucas. Did it really happen? There was no other mention on her page about it. Nothing from Lucas's end either. I think he would have brought it up in some way if it happened.

I'm certain it didn't happen. Neither her FB, nor Lucas's daily rantings, reflect a visit.

Why visit? Her FB is full of happy pictures of pets and smiling grand kids. She seems to enjoy a satisfactory boomer existence without being reminded of Lucas. Also, if you're in the mood for a pic of Lucas as a fat, awkward teen dork, she has the hook up. You know, so you can visualize Lucas crying as a 16 year old because no smart pretty interesting girls will notice him and show him their poonaner.

Im not gonna go digging for it all, but a little while after the time she was talking about visiting (Thanksgiving maybe?), we were all wondering if it happened, since neither of them mentioned anything about it. But then after a couple weeks/months, he was doing one of his typical "dont be mean to me or youre blocked" videos, and basically said that his mom (and maybe stepdad?) was over and said something he didn't like so he gave them shit and threw them out and that now she was "blocked" too. Remember Lukey generally wont directly address something that so obviously reflects negatively on him; he also tries to avoid directly talking about personal events for fear of da doxxxxxing. You have to wait for some time to pass and he'll eventually thoughtlessly spill it in the middle of some other train-of-thought rant.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Im not gonna go digging for it all, but a little while after the time she was talking about visiting (Thanksgiving maybe?), we were all wondering if it happened, since neither of them mentioned anything about it. But then after a couple weeks/months, he was doing one of his typical "dont be mean to me or youre blocked" videos, and basically said that his mom (and maybe stepdad?) was over and said something he didn't like so he gave them shit and threw them out and that now she was "blocked" too. Remember Lukey generally wont directly address something that so obviously reflects negatively on him; he also tries to avoid directly talking about personal events for fear of da doxxxxxing. You have to wait for some time to pass and he'll eventually thoughtlessly spill it in the middle of some other train-of-thought rant.

You mean this vid?

I thought the "telling parents off" thing was over the phone, but you may be right... It might have been in person. It's hard to tell what he means in this video, if this is the one you meant.

 

[Boulder Patrol]

Man, I started reading this thread towards the beginning of the week. I went from page 1 to ~600. I called it quits on reading the last 60 pages just because he's STILL a danger to society. It's enlightening, baffling, and depressing.

I've got a couple questions:

1. Despite the fact that he's moving further down the spiral, does anyone else get the weird feeling like he hasn't really moved much from where the thread started? It's strange - things seem out of control with the constant decline in his mental health, and there's always the expectation that he can't keep getting away with it. Still, the decline itself is status quo and the eviction doesn't seem as satisfying as I hoped it would be.

2. This is much more of a silly question, but is Lucas able to comprehend his mortality? He focuses so much on his want to bang younger women and denying what other people say about him that I can't help but question if he's thought about the legacy he'll leave behind. And as atheist as he claims to be, I wonder if he's given genuine thought to the concept of heaven and hell, or non-existence. With the limited knowledge I have about his conditions I don't feel safe concluding anything.

 

[mothman96]

You mean this vid?

I thought the "telling parents off" thing was over the phone, but you may be right... It might have been in person. It's hard to tell what he means in this video, if this is the one you meant.

That's the impression I get from that video. It was over the phone.

 

[Particle Bored]

You mean this vid?

I thought the "telling parents off" thing was over the phone, but you may be right... It might have been in person. It's hard to tell what he means in this video, if this is the one you meant.

That might be a piece of it. He does say "the door's right there," which implies IRL. While "there's the door" is often used metaphorically, he usually says stuff much more literal, like "I'll block you" or "I won't talk to you." There is the possibility I'm misremembering or reading too much into something, but the impression I've got is it was something that happened in person. Even if it was over the phone, the effect on his mom was probably similar.

 

[wenttobermuda]

Despite the fact that he's moving further down the spiral, does anyone else get the weird feeling like he hasn't really moved much from where the thread started?

Lucas is stagnant. This is part of his appeal. He's like a sitcom character. Nothing changes from week to week. He's always right back where he was last episode.

It doesn't matter what homeless shelter he's at, which transitional living facility he's being kicked out of, or what restaurants he's being banned from.

Wherever he is, he's lusting after little girls and raging on the internet over the fundamental unfairness of a world that will not provide for all of his wants...the way his mommy used to.

This is much more of a silly question, but is Lucas able to comprehend his mortality? He focuses so much on his want to bang younger women and denying what other people say about him that I can't help but question if he's thought about the legacy he'll leave behind. And as atheist as he claims to be, I wonder if he's given genuine thought to the concept of heaven and hell, or non-existence. With the limited knowledge I have about his conditions I don't feel safe concluding anything.

Though Lucas is a crude animal, I credit him with some understanding of death. He probably knows that he'll die, more so than a rat does. But I doubt he understands it or has thought about it much, because he thinks about virtually nothing besides "Lucas, vagina!"

We mustn't make the mistake of attributing depth to Lucas. Lucas's entire inner life seems devoted to his appetites and his love quest. He doesn't reflect; he envies.

Just picture him as a monkey watching the other, fitter monkeys eat grapes while he has none, and that's about the sum of his experience and thought.

 

[WonderWino]

Though Lucas is a crude animal, I credit him with some understanding of death. He probably knows that he'll die, more so than a rat does. But I doubt he understands it or has thought about it much, because he thinks about virtually nothing besides "Lucas, vagina!"

On that note lucas probably wants to die the way he was born: being pulled out of a screaming young womans vagina, covered in his own bodily fluids and crying

 

[mothman96]

That might be a piece of it. He does say "the door's right there," which implies IRL. While "there's the door" is often used metaphorically, he usually says stuff much more literal, like "I'll block you" or "I won't talk to you." There is the possibility I'm misremembering or reading too much into something, but the impression I've got is it was something that happened in person. Even if it was over the phone, the effect on his mom was probably similar.

Looks to me he was aiming at the millennials, zoomers, us here, Sofalaw, people who give him a thumbs down etc. If anyone showed up to his room and told him to his face like what we say here and other comments in his social media, he'd call the cops.

 

[Mike Hunt]

Here we go again. Short video but hes fucking losing it. That fucked up laugh he does speaks for itself

The video is essentially this meme:

I have no doubt Lucas is willing to get a full range of diseases including WuFlu if it means getting his dick wet by an underage girl. He's definitely jealous of the sex people are having in their own homes.

 

[Particle Bored]

Looks to me he was aiming at the millennials, zoomers, us here, Sofalaw, people who give him a thumbs down etc. If anyone showed up to his room and told him to his face like what we say here and other comments in his social media, he'd call the cops.

Not on his mom. Sure he's railing against everyone you listed, but he's specifically talking about his mom at that spot and saying he told her "the door's right there."

 

[mothman96]

Not on his mom. Sure he's railing against everyone you listed, but he's specifically talking about his mom at that spot and saying he told her "the door's right there."

I went through it twice, and it looks like I missed the part "the door's right there". What time on the video does that come up?

ETA:
found where he starts in about his mom @6:25 mark. It hard to tell with Lucas, since his schizo brain skips all over the place, if the "there is the door" was to his mom and stepdad or he flipped to everyone else.