Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

I could sympathize mildly with Lucas' GREED MONGER videos if he wasn't begging for overpriced fast food... while having an EBT card (that he wastes illegally)... and admitting to using food kitchens that many other people need... while being an obese pig and growing quickly.

Also, TITUS 1:16 has to do with those rebellious people of the circumcision group.

And John 13:34 is about loving people, nothing about fucking girls 20+ years younger than you... sigh, why do I look these things up?
 
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I know Lucas has never really been in a life that people would call “enviable”- much less “decent”, “clean”, or “coherent”.

But it’s utterly fascinating to see what pathetic life he had fall into even worse poverty and misery, and him still moaning to the void about not having a girlfriend.

It’s really just dark. He’s dying, and still can’t think of anything but his creepy obsession.
 
This has been a fascinating insight into how people end up as those ranting homeless people you see all over the place. Lucas has, inadvertently of course, expertly documented his descent into insanity and vagrancy in a way that nobody else has. I’d go as far as to say that it’s the only contribution he’s made to society.

Where is a plucky young documentary producer when you need them?

Instead of Tiger King we can have Telo King.

Instead of Joe Exotic we have Luke Diabetic.
 
Thought this was kind of funny.
Myrna hired a contractor to build herself a new pantry while all of this is going on, shows where she’s at with him.

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Lucas might travel to the “southwest region” if he learns his mom is building a new “room” and feels entitled to it.
 

He actually utters the words 'he suddenly has what 18 year old girls have and thats baby fever!' referring to himself

and

'Why do you think men at 40 cheat on their wives? Because they want to have babies with younger women cause the babies will be healthier!'

Holy projection batman

Also, more chimp faces:

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'I need a joint so powerful and infused that it'll make me say nigga like a black guy!'


'I came to spokane cause the summers are warm' (LOL nice retcon there lucas, everybody knows why you went to spokane and it had nothing to do with the weather'

Also claims that women act like kids and show they like him by being mean to him. In other words hes rationalizing women telling him to fuck off as them liking him and playing hard to get

Gee, no red flags for future rapes and assaults there at all


He thinks he will be able to raise babies using the money he gets from patreon from having a girlfriend, proving yet again that he knows absolutely nothing about babies or how expensive they are to raise

Literally says 'and since you're putting money in my patreon....i'll be able to feed them!' referring to his future girlfriend and kid


Now referring to greybeards as 'you little punk rockers with the beards' 'that are withholding the women with your hate....from me'

 
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I know Lucas has never really been in a life that people would call “enviable”- much less “decent”, “clean”, or “coherent”.

This was the pinnacle... which none of us would call enviable, but a subsidized apartment in a nice area while not having to wageslave is far from the worst. And sadly, it went quickly downhill after that...
 
Thought this was kind of funny.
Myrna hired a contractor to build herself a new pantry while all of this is going on, shows where she’s at with him.

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Lucas might travel to the “southwest region” if he learns his mom is building a new “room” and feels entitled to it.
I wonder if his mom even knows he's homeless
 
I doubt his mom cares a whole lot if she does. She sure as hell does not want him in her house or anywhere near her. She will only bring him up if she wants sympathy from her Facebook friends. She has probably written him off and really doesn't care that he is in the state he is in, so long as he stays far away from her and her world.

I wonder if his mom even knows he's homeless
 
I doubt his mom cares a whole lot if she does. She sure as hell does not want him in her house or anywhere near her. She will only bring him up if she wants sympathy from her Facebook friends. She has probably written him off and really doesn't care that he is in the state he is in, so long as he stays far away from her and her world.

On that note i'm surprised no sofalaw types have tagged both her and lucas on facebook, linked his travel plan video and said something to the effect of 'good luck on your trip to the south west, i'm sure your mom will be happy to see you when you get to arizona' and watch her lose her shit
 
I know a lot of people, myself included, have been saying “it’s only a matter of time now until he gets locked back up” for so long that I’ve stopped believing it’d ever happen, but if he continues on this trajectory, it’s only a matter of time, and I say that because last time he got locked up it was after a public freakout.
 
Damn, Lucas is going out with a bang, isn't he?

This has been a fascinating insight into how people end up as those ranting homeless people you see all over the place. Lucas has, inadvertently of course, expertly documented his descent into insanity and vagrancy in a way that nobody else has.
You've stated something interesting and well. Aside from the merriment that comes from watching a hobo schizo scream at his penis, and about his magical sperm, Lucas has produced such a body of work and so much content that you can trace his decline. That's the appeal of Wernology, as far as I'm concerned.

The story isn't finished yet, but there's not much left to tell. But this is the story's outline, as I'd tell it, because my cruel autism is tingling:

Once, there was a shy, awkward fatty. Nobody liked him but his mommy, who spoiled him. His life revolved around "smart pretty interesting girls," like his mommy, who he was afraid to talk to. He learned to use food to deal with uncomfortable feelings. He obsessed over girls, but didn't understand how to act around people. Despite dreams of going to a good college and finding love, he started smoking pot and never made it out of high school.

The fatty had a hard entry into adult life. He worked at McDonalds, and lived with roommates he was bitterly jealous of, before begging his parents to take him back in. Here, he went full blown violent schizo. He spent years cycling in and out of psych wards and assisted living, semi verbal and unable to avoid shitting his pants.

He miraculously lost his virginity at 27 to an older woman, and had someone to take care of him again. But he wanted a much younger woman, and his frustrated desires lead to a domestic violence incident and some jail time. 50 days later found himself alone and homeless. His mother wouldn't care for him, and neither would his girl friend: it was the state's turn.

He oriented his entire existence around gluttony and teen poonaner. He tried to craft an identity as an atheist, and rejected treatment for his mental illness. He began to minimize his diagnosis while happily collecting benefits. He neglected his diabetes and his blood pressure. He couldn't care for himself, even to the point of having a payee and case worker, but he wanted children, desperately.

He formally embarked on a Love Quest for the type of gal that called him "gay" in highschool, and became internationally notorious for being a pedo after creeping on a girl at Starbucks and then demanding people boycott after he was banned, attracting so much negative attention he was swarmed by catfish. More of his inner life was exposed to a grossed out public. People became familiar with his obsessions: nutting in fertile young millennials and anal torture.

Lucas began to search for ways to justify his obsession with impregnating young girls, and settled on the Fibonacci numbers and "telomeres." Lucas was now very online and plugged into social media, and singulary credulous. Pictures of his tiny penis circulated. He met some tards IRL and fell in love. He was rejected. Again.

During this time, his behavior worsened. He displayed his delusions and distorted thinking unself consciously. He tried to act like a bad boy to attract female attention, mostly just calling them bitches. He believed graybeards everywhere were exploiting his telomeres research to ball teens. He accused flatbills of hoarding women and refusing to share. He rejected friendship, convinced his entire life would change if only he found a girl friend.

Who was young. And fertile. Hot, too. And had a place, and money. Also, obedient to the point of not talking to other males.

He was hospitalized again, and when he got out, he tried offering $1,000 for a date. This lead almost immediately to another hospitalization. He stayed at the Salvation Army, found a roommate who kicked him out quickly, and lived online chasing catfish.

One Catfish lured him from Olympia, and he tried to reinvent himself in Spokane after a long hospital stay where he was diagnosed with MRSA. After kicking around, and being banned from shelters, he received housing. His life stabilized somewhat. He tried to attract positive attention by giving junk food to the homeless. He continued to offer $ for a date. He plastered his neighborhood with attraction signs. He made and collected board games, hoping a smart pretty interesting girl would play with him, He tried giving candy and soda to young women. None of it worked.

Lucas fulfilled his dream of going to college, despite not having a HS degree. He told the world that he was going to be an embryologist, a biologist, an astrophysicist. But he wasn't going to better himself; he identified community college as a place to hunt teen poonaner. He took remedial classes that he couldn't handle, and creeped on a 16 year old again, before withdrawing and vowing not to return until he had a girl friend.

At some point, he decided that millennials were too old, and that he would ball Gen Z. He reasoned that he was a socialist, and Gen Z liked socialism, and Bernie supporting Gen Z gals were obliged to fuck him. He announced to the men of the world that he would steal their partners. He stalked bars, and was banned from them, too.

Maybe he could've eeked out a humble life on disability, living in subsidized housing, lonely and futilely hunting teen poonaner. He did, for a while. But he couldn't help himself, and started harassing his neighbors, leaving threatening notes and trying to blackmail people for sex. This got him kicked out and barred from subsidized housing in Spokane.

He ended up at the last shelter that would take him. He was reduced to drinking on street corners and screaming at his phone. He continued his online Love Quest. Increasingly desperate and disoriented, he declined rapidly...
 
Seeing lucas's descent into hobo insanity has given me an idea that someone with more engineering and product design talent than I have should create and market. You know how banks have those exploding dye bags they put in bags of money if someone tries to rob them so that the thief and the money gets marked and is easily identifiable as the guy who robbed the bank? They really should have a version of that in some kind of spray container. Think of it like a mace sprayer but instead of mace it has a brightly colored very easy to identify dye that is very difficult to remove without proper solvents. The point being to market it to women as a safe but easy way to ward off potential rapists, stalkers, creepers and the like by allowing them to to spray the dye on them in lieu of using pepper spray, so that such people are easily identifiable by both other potential victims and to the police.

Such a product could do wonders for warding off potential predators. You can't really do much to make it ineffective, it isn't physically harmful like mace and unlike mace and tasers it isn't something easily hidden or that can be ignored or washed off like it never happened. Its the perfect safety item for dealing with people like lucas
 
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