Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[AnOminous]

Social justice Lucas ladies and gents
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I wasn't aware saying racial slurs was something weed causes you to do.

 

[Chris Titan]

Definitely unselfaware and has not a strain of shame

I doubt his mom cares a whole lot if she does. She sure as hell does not want him in her house or anywhere near her. She will only bring him up if she wants sympathy from her Facebook friends. She has probably written him off and really doesn't care that he is in the state he is in, so long as he stays far away from her and her world.

Dayum, not only is lukey boy bad with the ladies even his own mom can't stand his ass. He comes off too delusional, he has to be a troll. How can a person be this unselfaware? How has he even lived as long as he has? Guys a creep.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

I wasn't aware saying racial slurs was something weed causes you to do.

I bet you also didn't know that racial slurs make girls horny.

 

[Wernology]

I sometimes wonder if he's aware of the fact that if some dude is "cockblocking" a woman there's almost a 100% chance that she:

A) Wants him to.

B) Is a friend of hers and they had the, "Look, if any fat, creepy, balding dudes even so much as try to say hi to me, that's your cue," conversation prior, doubly so in Spokane where running into Lucas Werner is a real risk.

 

[PrincessKidana]

Lucas seems to be under the impression that if he were rich, we wouldn't be so "mean" to him.

Having money wouldn't change his personality. It wouldn't improve his looks. The best he could hope for is a woman who only wants to be with him for the money (in this alternate reality where he somehow becomes rich) but even she wouldn't want him to physically touch her. He would still be pathetic and repulsive to the female gender.

Also, the "I want babies, give me money so I can have them" plea in his videos is fucking gold. Heaven forbid you actually be an adult and pay for your own fuckiny responsibilities, you lazy fuck.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I sometimes wonder if he's aware of the fact that if some dude is "cockblocking" a woman there's almost a 100% chance that she:

A) Wants him to.

B) Is a friend of hers and they had the, "Look, if any fat, creepy, balding dudes even so much as try to say hi to me, that's your cue," conversation prior, doubly so in Spokane where running into Lucas Werner is a real risk.

I think Lucas believes that some guys just have girls around them wanting dick 24/7 and they should share them with Lucas. Not that these types of whores don't exist, but it's far far less than Lucas thinks. These are common incel thoughts.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

I sometimes wonder if he's aware of the fact that if some dude is "cockblocking" a woman there's almost a 100% chance that she:

A) Wants him to.

B) Is a friend of hers and they had the, "Look, if any fat, creepy, balding dudes even so much as try to say hi to me, that's your cue," conversation prior, doubly so in Spokane where running into Lucas Werner is a real risk.

Youre making the mistake of thinking in sane terms: Cockblocking, to Lucas, means not handing him a girl on a silver platter.

We don't even know what Lucas expects men to do. Do they introduce him, then run away? Because Lucas has proven astonishingly inept at holding conversation, or even maintaining eye contact, with any girl.

I think the "Cockblocking" thing is just a way of excusing his inability to understand how to flirt, or his pathological shyness.

Nothing is ever his fault. So of course this isn't either.

He's qualified what is required to make him able to talk to a girl many times. Sometimes he is all bravado, talking about being able to steal any man's wife. Sometimes he can get any girl if he's "comfortable", whatever that means.

It's all fantasy. Nobody is Cockblocking, nobody is kissing girls the moment Lucas is about to talk to them.

Lucas is a giant pussy. Never forget this. He acts tough to hide his pathological pussy-Ness.

 

[LeeLoo]

Youre making the mistake of thinking in sane terms: Cockblocking, to Lucas, means not handing him a girl on a silver platter.

We don't even know what Lucas expects men to do. Do they introduce him, then run away? Because Lucas has proven astonishingly inept at holding conversation, or even maintaining eye contact, with any girl.

I think the "Cockblocking" thing is just a way of excusing his inability to understand how to flirt, or his pathological shyness.

He's qualified what is required to make him able to talk to a girl many times. Sometimes he is all bravado, talking about being able to steal any man's wife. Sometimes he can get any girl if he's "comfortable", whatever that means.

It's all fantasy. Nobody is Cockblocking, nobody is kissing girls the moment Lucas is about to talk to them.

Lucas is a giant pussy. Never forget this. He acts tough to hide his pathological pussy-Ness.

Lucas’s cock blocking delusions aren’t half as astonishing as the fact he may actually think that if by some miracle he had a kid, social services wouldn’t snatch that child in a heart beat. An unmedicated mentally ill, diseased hobo with a criminal record living in a tent with a $5 a month Patreon income? Totally fine.

 

[Old Spicy]

Here we go with that baby fever stuff again

I've never heard a guy say he had "baby fever" before. The fact that he also has a "baby-hungry ass" is another story...

 

[Chris Titan]

Youre making the mistake of thinking in sane terms: Cockblocking, to Lucas, means not handing him a girl on a silver platter.

We don't even know what Lucas expects men to do. Do they introduce him, then run away? Because Lucas has proven astonishingly inept at holding conversation, or even maintaining eye contact, with any girl.

I think the "Cockblocking" thing is just a way of excusing his inability to understand how to flirt, or his pathological shyness.

Nothing is ever his fault. So of course this isn't either.

He's qualified what is required to make him able to talk to a girl many times. Sometimes he is all bravado, talking about being able to steal any man's wife. Sometimes he can get any girl if he's "comfortable", whatever that means.

It's all fantasy. Nobody is Cockblocking, nobody is kissing girls the moment Lucas is about to talk to them.

Lucas is a giant pussy. Never forget this. He acts tough to hide his pathological pussy-Ness.

He's definitely a pussy. Like in this video he's looking everywhere to see if he can safely say nigga

The guys comedy gold in a accidental type of way.

 

[Trainwreck]

Here is the backside of Lucas' porta potties aka new filming locations.

 

[WonderWino]

He's definitely a pussy. Like in this video he's looking everywhere to see if he can safely say nigga

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The guys comedy gold in a accidental type of way.

Sooner or later he'll slip up and not notice somebody just out of his sight range and things will get real interesting for him when that happens. I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to find out its already happened. Why else would he be so paranoid about looking around first, be using his jacket to cover himself while making videos recently and giving scared shitless looks in that recent video where he was told to shut the fuck up

The hobo saga has been the most interesting and entertaining look into his demented little brain we've had in years

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I'm surprised Lucas isn't regularly smacked around just because it appears he's well-known as the town pedo. Add being homeless and obnoxiously screaming nigga and how he needs to fuck 18-24 year olds at his phone 10 times per day, he's lucky Spokane is so nice and white.

 

[Wernology]

I meant to figure out which videos I'd put into the other compilation of short IG/Youtube videos I'd done yesterday, couldn't stand listening to his grating fucking voice after about 5 minutes, so just grabbed everything from yesterday and until late afternoon 5/6.

If you hate yourself or hate someone else and can force them to sit there and listen to (or worse, watch AND listen to) Lucas, have an entire fucking hour of his screaming, spitting, whining, hiding under his coat in public ass slowly melting down.

 

[BowlOfDick]

I meant to figure out which videos I'd put into the other compilation of short IG/Youtube videos I'd done yesterday, couldn't stand listening to his grating fucking voice after about 5 minutes, so just grabbed everything from yesterday and until late afternoon 5/6.

If you hate yourself or hate someone else and can force them to sit there and listen to (or worse, watch AND listen to) Lucas, have an entire fucking hour of his screaming, spitting, whining, hiding under his coat in public ass slowly melting down.

You have truly done the Lord’s work here.

 

[Wernology]

You have truly done the Lord’s work here.

I think my phone hates me, it's easiest/fastest to use an app there to grab the videos and since I'm not doing anything beyond drag & drop, throwing in a transition between each video (put it on one and it puts the same one between all clips) it doesn't take ME very long but the phone then goes into, "Jesus fuck dude, why do you have to do this on the highest possible quality? Does anyone need to see this guy's leathery skin in full ultra mega most people would use this if they were taking videos of, like, their wedding or something, HD? REALLY?"

That last one took the poor thing almost 10 minutes to save and the internet where I'm at for quarantine is...uh...something I'd say barely qualifies for high speed. Between the Youtube app preparing the video, the upload, and the processing, poor, poor phone and this 14 year old router took almost four hours to get it done.

Well, I mean, it took me about 5 minutes to save them all, select them, and drop them in the app, it was the technology that had to be exposed to that much Lucas.

...and then I sat here like, "God, the internet here is shitty tonight what the fuck?" every five minutes because I apparently left most of my object permanence at work yesterday.

On the plus side, even I haven't seen all the videos in that compilation, so I'll have some catching up to do!

 

[Rescuetoast]

I think my phone hates me, it's easiest/fastest to use an app there to grab the videos and since I'm not doing anything beyond drag & drop, throwing in a transition between each video (put it on one and it puts the same one between all clips) it doesn't take ME very long but the phone then goes into, "Jesus fuck dude, why do you have to do this on the highest possible quality? Does anyone need to see this guy's leathery skin in full ultra mega most people would use this if they were taking videos of, like, their wedding or something, HD? REALLY?"

That last one took the poor thing almost 10 minutes to save and the internet where I'm at for quarantine is...uh...something I'd say barely qualifies for high speed. Between the Youtube app preparing the video, the upload, and the processing, poor, poor phone and this 14 year old router took almost four hours to get it done.

Well, I mean, it took me about 5 minutes to save them all, select them, and drop them in the app, it was the technology that had to be exposed to that much Lucas.

...and then I sat here like, "God, the internet here is shitty tonight what the fuck?" every five minutes because I apparently left most of my object permanence at work yesterday.

On the plus side, even I haven't seen all the videos in that compilation, so I'll have some catching up to do!

If you lived near me I’d buy you... several gin and tonics. Or whatever you drink, you deserve many of them.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

On the plus side, even I haven't seen all the videos in that compilation, so I'll have some catching up to do!

Lucas is back at spamming his insane wharrgarbl again today. Have fun!

All us Chads fucking 5 different 18-24 year old girls a week are gay now and I have no idea what else he's talking about.

 

[Patchwork Ragdoll]

Oh lucas, respect is earned. Its not just handed out like a shelter bag lunch, you have to earn it. I know this is a lost concept on you. You're fat, smelly, and simple. The picture of a drooling idiot. A girlfriend is just not in the cards dude.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

All us Chads fucking 5 different 18-24 year old girls a week are gay now and I have no idea what else he's talking about.

0:45: "YOU'RE BLACK! AND YOU GOTTA MEDDLE! LIKE A GRANDMOTHER!"

Whooboy, it's just funny how he demands that men introduce him to women but they're not allowed to offer any criticism.

The world of It's Always Sunny is more plausible than the world Lucas imagines, his wingman would have to be an absolute sadist.