Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[BIG CATS]

This latest one is one of his most unsettling- rambling on about his nieces and mom. Was having trouble uploading the video directly.



If I were his niece I’d get a fucking restraining order!

 

[Poop Shoot]

He has mrsa and is a diabetic, he probably just picked at his nose too much because of a pimple or something and made it swollen and pissed off because he’s an unwashed bum.

 

[teleméres69]

The hobo tan returns. And I thought Trump was orange.

Another incel rant from Lucas about how interracial relationships are the same as him trying to groom teens and how if a white man is dating a black woman he's going around town yelling nigga like a guy says dude. Don't worry guys Lucas the Cree-I mean Liberal understands the blacks struggle, but don't forget rhinos are being hunted to extinction and since blacks aren't being hunted to extinction Lucas should be entitled to yell nigga in public whenever his swiss cheese brain desires without any repercussions. Nobody is falling for your virtue signalling at the end Lucas, we've all seen how frequently and freely you yell every slur that comes into your damaged brain, same way nobody is believing it's a character that got you evicted

Shows another insight into Lucas' racist predatory mind that he only sees black women as an n word pass. No Lucas, most couples don't behave like you, which is why they're not homeless schizos

Edit: Don't most women who know Lucas irl for long periods end up getting no contact orders against him? Nice to see the rapey uncle shirts he wears are finally being put to use (don't tell me Lucas doesn't look/dress like every stereotypical movie pedophile)

This latest one is one of his most unsettling- rambling on about his nieces and mom. Was having trouble uploading the video directly.

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If I were his niece I’d get a fucking restraining order!

Which is kinda funny since in his Instagram profile photo he is wearing one. But then Lucas is an unapologetic hypocrite and never practises what he preaches, so why start now? Plus people have been social distancing him for at least 8 years, he hardly has anything to worry about with catching Wu Flu

Still no face mask. Figures.

 

[Rescuetoast]

Still no face mask. Figures.

 

[LeeLoo]

The hobo tan returns. And I thought Trump was orange.

Another incel rant from Lucas about how interracial relationships are the same as him trying to groom teens and how if a white man is dating a black woman he's going around town yelling nigga like a guy says dude. Don't worry guys Lucas the Cree-I mean Liberal understands the blacks struggle, but don't forget rhinos are being hunted to extinction and since blacks aren't being hunted to extinction Lucas should be entitled to yell nigga in public whenever his swiss cheese brain desires without any repercussions. Nobody is falling for your virtue signalling at the end Lucas, we've all seen how frequently and freely you yell every slur that comes into your damaged brain, same way nobody is believing it's a character that got you evicted

Shows another insight into Lucas' racist predatory mind that he only sees black women as an n word pass. No Lucas, most couples don't behave like you, which is why they're not homeless schizos

Edit: Don't most women who know Lucas irl for long periods end up getting no contact orders against him? Nice to see the rapey uncle shirts he wears are finally being put to use (don't tell me Lucas doesn't look/dress like every stereotypical movie pedophile)


Which is kinda funny since in his Instagram profile photo he is wearing one. But then Lucas is an unapologetic hypocrite and never practises what he preaches, so why start now? Plus people have been social distancing him for at least 8 years, he hardly has anything to worry about with catching Wu Flu

What in the actual fuck was he even trying to say? We all know he wants to have sex with his nieces, but what was he attempting to say is his excuse for wanting to talk to them? Maybe I’m just over doing it on The Wern today, but I’m completely lost as to what I just watched.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

The hobo tan returns. And I thought Trump was orange.

Another incel rant from Lucas about how interracial relationships are the same as him trying to groom teens and how if a white man is dating a black woman he's going around town yelling nigga like a guy says dude. Don't worry guys Lucas the Cree-I mean Liberal understands the blacks struggle, but don't forget rhinos are being hunted to extinction and since blacks aren't being hunted to extinction Lucas should be entitled to yell nigga in public whenever his swiss cheese brain desires without any repercussions. Nobody is falling for your virtue signalling at the end Lucas, we've all seen how frequently and freely you yell every slur that comes into your damaged brain, same way nobody is believing it's a character that got you evicted

Shows another insight into Lucas' racist predatory mind that he only sees black women as an n word pass. No Lucas, most couples don't behave like you, which is why they're not homeless schizos

Edit: Don't most women who know Lucas irl for long periods end up getting no contact orders against him? Nice to see the rapey uncle shirts he wears are finally being put to use (don't tell me Lucas doesn't look/dress like every stereotypical movie pedophile)


Which is kinda funny since in his Instagram profile photo he is wearing one. But then Lucas is an unapologetic hypocrite and never practises what he preaches, so why start now? Plus people have been social distancing him for at least 8 years, he hardly has anything to worry about with catching Wu Flu

Wanna show those of us not on Luke's IG?

 

[Wernology]

Wanna show those of us not on Luke's IG?

I usually get most of them up on Youtube. Currently grabbing the most recent ones but the ones from earlier today are on the channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCifsAnL2TS2HGvheFcjuFiw

Will edit to add the latest clusterfuck from IG once I've got it all strung together and uploaded.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

That niece rant was so creepy. I take back not thinking Lucas is a pedo, and into incest.

 

[wenttobermuda]

Wanna show those of us not on Luke's IG?

Yes. Show or go to hell.

Tease. Post a coy teaser of Lucas perhaps discussing whether he'd rather fuck his niece or mom? No link? Scoundrel.

Eta: Topic. Access, Lucas, pedophile, And his niece.

He'd have fucked her, tried to or groomed her at least, if his family hadn't cut off access.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

That niece rant was so creepy. I take back not thinking Lucas is a pedo, and into incest.

Even for Lucas that monologue about whether you would rather hang with your nieces or your mom was downright bizarre. Mentioning knowing his nieces when they were like “little house cats” and how they’re like your little sisters AND your daughters at the same time.... WTF Lucas???

He doesn’t want to be called a creep, yet he says the creepiest shit imaginable.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Even for Lucas that monologue about whether you would rather hang with your nieces or your mom was downright bizarre. Mentioning knowing his nieces when they were like “little house cats” and how they’re like your little sisters AND your daughters at the same time.... WTF Lucas???

He doesn’t want to be called a creep, yet he says the creepiest shit imaginable.

100%. When he mentions changing their diapers, right after he talks about how gorgeous they are, and then weirdly mentions bottle feeding them when they're the size of house cats, I don't know, did Lucas try to stick his dick in a cat at some point? He's repellent.

Anyone who doubts that Lucas is an incestuous pedophile needs to listen to this clip.

 

[Da Dude123]

Lucas is always saying all these women are talking to him! Bullshit! I doubt anyone barely said shit to the fat ass at the community college wearing pajama pants. Outside of people fucking with him on Facebook or IG, I doubt any woman or really any guy speaks to Lucas IRL. That whole thing about his nieces is creepy as hell. No wonder his family stays away from him. He ain't getting no inheritance!

I usually get most of them up on Youtube. Currently grabbing the most recent ones but the ones from earlier today are on the channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCifsAnL2TS2HGvheFcjuFiw

Will edit to add the latest clusterfuck from IG once I've got it all strung together and uploaded.

 

[Garfieldchu]

I hope Lucas's classes never involved splitting into groups for any kind of discussions, or worse, a project. Imagine having to do a school project with someone as incompetent and stupid as The Wern, with that bonus smell and constant rambling about age gap love.

He looks horrifying in these latest pictures. Why did he stop face tuning?

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

Damn, reminds me of Tooter talking about Sabrina again. Leave your nieces alone creeper tard. WTF.

pre coffee hot take.

As I'm doing lolcow crossovers it's like a creepy uncle version of CWCs attraction sign love quest stuff.

 

[Agoraphobic Bullshit]

I hope Lucas's classes never involved splitting into groups for any kind of discussions, or worse, a project. Imagine having to do a school project with someone as incompetent and stupid as The Wern, with that bonus smell and constant rambling about age gap love.

He looks horrifying in these latest pictures. Why did he stop face tuning?

The second he acted out and seemed creepy and exceptional, he would likely be thrown out of class. Colleges have been getting a bad rap as places where women get raped, so most are being very careful about letting rapey losers hang around. Title IX might be a mistake, but the campus office would have a field day with Lucas being all creepy.

 

[Da Dude123]

That was one thing we never really got credible information on. We never really heard how the Wern acted around campus. Some people said some stuff, but I think some of it was coming from that crazy Dream Chaser girl. We know he tried setting up his board game and no one at all asked him about it.

I wonder if any students complained about him. We do know he wore those stupid Batman pantaloonies all the time. That has been confirmed.

The second he acted out and seemed creepy and exceptional, he would likely be thrown out of class. Colleges have been getting a bad rap as places where women get raped, so most are being very careful about letting rapey losers hang around. Title IX might be a mistake, but the campus office would have a field day with Lucas being all creepy.

 

[LeeLoo]

The second he acted out and seemed creepy and exceptional, he would likely be thrown out of class. Colleges have been getting a bad rap as places where women get raped, so most are being very careful about letting rapey losers hang around. Title IX might be a mistake, but the campus office would have a field day with Lucas being all creepy.

I would love to hear from a person who actually attended SCC with Lucas. There were a few people who claimed to go to school with him commenting on his YouTube videos, but I don’t think they were being truthful.

The mere fact he has made countless videos where he flat out admits he is only going to school to meet women, and he intends to use government funded school grants to take ovulators to Red Robin, should be reason enough not to let this vile mound of MRSA go back. It’s absolutely astonishing how many chances and hand outs Lucas is given, considering how unbelievably awful he is and how he squanders everything.

Not that I believe he’ll really go back, but if by some miracle, the fat crusty fuck does get someone to register him for classes, and he gets another grant, I might projectile vomit. I’m sick and tired of this disgusting disease ridden nightmare being handed benefit after benefit.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Lucas was probably the quiet weirdo in the corner smelling like dried cum in his pajama pants that everyone ignored. He's said a few times that he's not like Chris Chan's Love Quest planting posters desperately asking for an 18-My Current Age Boyfriend-Free Girl. Lucas is too scared and paranoid to do exceptional things like that, or to even talk to any women.

 

[Patchwork Ragdoll]

Oh lucas no one, repeat NO ONE loves or cares about you. You are so angry and gross your own mother has washed her hand of you. No one loves you, you have no friends, you are alone. You will die alone. Perhaps you should seek out another incel. You could suck each other off, just like with Jason. Did you like his cock in you mouth? Did he blow his load in you or give you a facial? Did you enjoy the taste of his hot cum? Tell us about it in a video, inquiring minds want to know.

Lucas Werner sucks flat bill cock!!!
And likes it??? Spill the tea luke.

 

[LeeLoo]

Lucas was probably the quiet weirdo in the corner smelling like dried cum in his pajama pants that everyone ignored. He's said a few times that he's not like Chris Chan's Love Quest planting posters desperately asking for an 18-My Current Age Boyfriend-Free Girl. Lucas is too scared and paranoid to do exceptional things like that, or to even talk to any women.

I agree. As much as I’d love to picture him tarding out and beIng dragged off campus kicking and screaming, I have a feeling he rarely spoke to anyone at school. I believe he leered and creepily ogled the women, but probably nothing to warrant intervention from the school.