💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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I've been a lurker for YEARS here, so I decided to make an account to shed some light on some stuff from having Wern encounters (initiated by him, I blocked him after a while). Even before the Starbucks event, I knew of his antics.
Unsurprising by all, Lucas' family has cut him off. No one will even talk to him after they found out about him wanting to fuck his niece. I don't know if they are aware of his recent bout of homelessness, but if they are, they won't help him.
The reason why his mother went to Spokane to get him committed was because someone sent her screen shots of the convo with the girl in VA. From him telling her to make her "pushy squirt" to talking about his niece, his mother was shown everything. She defended him saying he's mentally ill and the girl in VA was bullying him at first. They said if she doesn't do anything they're gonna take them to the Spokane Police. Within that week she went to Spokane and he went away.
When he went to college he smelled so bad students moved away from him and was so creeped out by him that they went to the teacher to ask to talk with him. I don't know if that happened, but given the reason for the convo, Lucas would ever admit it.
He was purposefully avoided at the campus because of his infamy. Freshman kids were warned of him by basically everyone.
So.....basically what we thought would happen, has happened.
 
Input said:
I've been a lurker for YEARS here, so I decided to make an account to shed some light on some stuff from having Wern encounters (initiated by him, I blocked him after a while). Even before the Starbucks event, I knew of his antics.
Unsurprising by all, Lucas' family has cut him off. No one will even talk to him after they found out about him wanting to fuck his niece. I don't know if they are aware of his recent bout of homelessness, but if they are, they won't help him.
The reason why his mother went to Spokane to get him committed was because someone sent her screen shots of the convo with the girl in VA. From him telling her to make her "pushy squirt" to talking about his niece, his mother was shown everything. She defended him saying he's mentally ill and the girl in VA was bullying him at first. They said if she doesn't do anything they're gonna take them to the Spokane Police. Within that week she went to Spokane and he went away.
When he went to college he smelled so bad students moved away from him and was so creeped out by him that they went to the teacher to ask to talk with him. I don't know if that happened, but given the reason for the convo, Lucas would ever admit it.
He was purposefully avoided at the campus because of his infamy. Freshman kids were warned of him by basically everyone.
So.....basically what we thought would happen, has happened.
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Welcome to the farms, can you give us any evidence or screens shots of your interactions? (Obviously don’t dox yourself)
 
Trigger Me Timbers said:
Welcome to the farms, can you give us any evidence or screens shots of your interactions? (Obviously don’t dox yourself)
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I'll find some in the depths of my thumb drive because my old fb account was deleted. There also were convos about his niece talking to someone in SOFALAW when his desires came to light about her before she told her step dad (one of his brothers) and that's when they disowned him. I'll try to dig through those as well.
 
Input said:
I've been a lurker for YEARS here, so I decided to make an account to shed some light on some stuff from having Wern encounters (initiated by him, I blocked him after a while). Even before the Starbucks event, I knew of his antics.
Unsurprising by all, Lucas' family has cut him off. No one will even talk to him after they found out about him wanting to fuck his niece. I don't know if they are aware of his recent bout of homelessness, but if they are, they won't help him.
The reason why his mother went to Spokane to get him committed was because someone sent her screen shots of the convo with the girl in VA. From him telling her to make her "pushy squirt" to talking about his niece, his mother was shown everything. She defended him saying he's mentally ill and the girl in VA was bullying him at first. They said if she doesn't do anything they're gonna take them to the Spokane Police. Within that week she went to Spokane and he went away.
When he went to college he smelled so bad students moved away from him and was so creeped out by him that they went to the teacher to ask to talk with him. I don't know if that happened, but given the reason for the convo, Lucas would ever admit it.
He was purposefully avoided at the campus because of his infamy. Freshman kids were warned of him by basically everyone.
So.....basically what we thought would happen, has happened.
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Was this when he was committed to the mental hospital in 2017? He should have been reported to the police anyway.

Input said:
I'll find some in the depths of my thumb drive because my old fb account was deleted. There also were convos about his niece talking to someone in SOFALAW when his desires came to light about her before she told her step dad (one of his brothers) and that's when they disowned him. I'll try to dig through those as well.
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One of his brothers? Which brother is married (the stepdad)?
 
Even Lucas appeared to briefly realise how stupid that made him look
Brian Butterfield said:
2:02 He fails to spell out his Patreon, then does a second take, still struggles to spell it. What an exceptional individual schizo.
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So that's what Feel The Wern meant all along. I knew it had to be more creepy than just him copying Bernie Sanders
LeeLoo said:
Yet more proof, from that fat fuck himself, he sees women as nothing but property. Apparently grabbing a woman, kissing her, and even penetrating her isn’t something Lucas sees as a crime, or even wrong. This post needs to be sent to SCC if this pig attempts to register.
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Hell of a induction to community college; "That's Lucas Werner, the local creep from the Starbucks incident. Just ignore him and don't go near him and you'll be fine". Someone please provide evidence of this though as reminding Lucas about this only makes his content greater
Input said:
I've been a lurker for YEARS here, so I decided to make an account to shed some light on some stuff from having Wern encounters (initiated by him, I blocked him after a while). Even before the Starbucks event, I knew of his antics.
Unsurprising by all, Lucas' family has cut him off. No one will even talk to him after they found out about him wanting to fuck his niece. I don't know if they are aware of his recent bout of homelessness, but if they are, they won't help him.
The reason why his mother went to Spokane to get him committed was because someone sent her screen shots of the convo with the girl in VA. From him telling her to make her "pushy squirt" to talking about his niece, his mother was shown everything. She defended him saying he's mentally ill and the girl in VA was bullying him at first. They said if she doesn't do anything they're gonna take them to the Spokane Police. Within that week she went to Spokane and he went away.
When he went to college he smelled so bad students moved away from him and was so creeped out by him that they went to the teacher to ask to talk with him. I don't know if that happened, but given the reason for the convo, Lucas would ever admit it.
He was purposefully avoided at the campus because of his infamy. Freshman kids were warned of him by basically everyone.
So.....basically what we thought would happen, has happened.
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Input said:
Yes it stemmed from the latest stint in the loony bin.
I've found some that were cropped to get to the point. Are those okay as well?
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Friend, any and all material on our favorite Sperg is more then Ok. Worst case its been posted before and honestly with the influx of new people most have probably not seen it. Crazy to think that when I made my account less then a year ago there were less then 300 pages on the Wern and look at it now. So yes, post away I could really use the entertainment!
 
Input said:
I've been a lurker for YEARS here, so I decided to make an account to shed some light on some stuff from having Wern encounters (initiated by him, I blocked him after a while). Even before the Starbucks event, I knew of his antics.
Unsurprising by all, Lucas' family has cut him off. No one will even talk to him after they found out about him wanting to fuck his niece. I don't know if they are aware of his recent bout of homelessness, but if they are, they won't help him.
The reason why his mother went to Spokane to get him committed was because someone sent her screen shots of the convo with the girl in VA. From him telling her to make her "pushy squirt" to talking about his niece, his mother was shown everything. She defended him saying he's mentally ill and the girl in VA was bullying him at first. They said if she doesn't do anything they're gonna take them to the Spokane Police. Within that week she went to Spokane and he went away.
When he went to college he smelled so bad students moved away from him and was so creeped out by him that they went to the teacher to ask to talk with him. I don't know if that happened, but given the reason for the convo, Lucas would ever admit it.
He was purposefully avoided at the campus because of his infamy. Freshman kids were warned of him by basically everyone.
So.....basically what we thought would happen, has happened.
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Welcome, greetings.

I'm sure you'll understand the skepticism I feel when told exactly what I want to hear.

But I dig your share. And I want more.

Recently I've settled upon the theory that Lucas's estrangement from his family is based more on fear for his niece than general exhaustion over his incompetent, schizo antics. His recent video, in conjunction with some of his earlier posts about her, is suggestive and ugly.

Can't get over his DDLG hobo vibe.

Anyway, you must realize that any light you can shed on the situation with his niece, as well as his reception at CC, would be invaluable contributions to Wernology.
 
Here are just some I found so far. I cropped any info that would out me.

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Lucas's ripe b.o, not boquet of neglect and diabetes: actually magic sex pheromones to attract Zoomer poonaner.

Mentions fisting. Accusations of bigotry.

Almost reads like a parody of Lucas.

More, please.
 
So now we have proof that Lucas smelled while going to college. Not that anyone ever doubted it, I'm sure. Good to see the biology major saying he smells because of his sperm telomeres spreading pheromones. Madness. And I really hope his family can keep him away from his nieces indefinitely.
 
Pretty sure we all knew Lucas was being avoided/ignored like he is now, must have been surreal for younger students seeing an infamous lolcow at their college in person though. He has no friends, and his family want nothing to do with him. I'd feel bad for Lucas if this wasn't self inflicted. Of course Lucas believes his own mother is cockblocking him for not indulging his delusions
Fatal Walter said:
So now we have proof that Lucas smelled while going to college. Not that anyone ever doubted it, I'm sure. Good to see the biology major saying he smells because of his sperm telomeres spreading pheromones. Madness. And I really hope his family can keep him away from his nieces indefinitely.
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