Maybe because he thinks that he is to good looking and to young to pay for sex?
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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My assumption is that escorts won't deal with Lucas. They do background checks and will run from someone with his Google search first page.
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That added with all the weed he’s been smoking pretty much explains the weight gain. Pot munchies and extra EBT money is a bad combination.
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I feel like I lose a few points of sanity each time I see a Lucas meme.
They're just so uncanny and weird
They're just so uncanny and weird
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I can't look away because they're so unlike any other human communication I've ever seen, but then again I've never worked with the mentally ill.
ETA my favorite comment from one of his recent video mirrors:
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His latest Instagram video confirms this.
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Been loving the whole “I’ll give you $100 but I won’t really give you $100” thing he’s been trying to pull lately, as if that’s going to help him in his teenaged fuck-mommy hunt.
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In his latest video he has a large quantity of sugary sweets and other junk food. So if you wonder how Lucas manages to stay obese while homeless, it's because he spends all his money on weed and fast food, which he eats on the floor. Lucas is on video criticising other people about being irresponsible during a pandemic while he's eating off the floor on the streets
He's recently been telling women he'll pay for them to come to Spokane and stay the night in a hotel, like a prostitute, as long as it's under $600 and keeps doing the creepy lip bite shit
He's recently been telling women he'll pay for them to come to Spokane and stay the night in a hotel, like a prostitute, as long as it's under $600 and keeps doing the creepy lip bite shit
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It’s another thing he never aged past 17 on. You know who else spends all their money on weed and junk food? 17 year olds.
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So is he trying to show us he does laundry? Is that the takeaway from this? Sitting in a laundromat doesn't mean you're ACTUALLY doing laundry.
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Want to know what’s better than steak and a laundry facility?
A fucking place to live.
A fucking place to live.
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But, a roof over your head is suicide. A cardboard box in an alley is socializing. Lucas said the last word on this subject, didn't you listen?
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@Nobleman is there a post office/laundry mat near HOC? I am at complete loss as to where he is in that picture.
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The closest one I know of is in Brownes Addition. We had to close down laundry services at HOC due to we can’t have them in the building for an hour and a half, per the rules we got from the governor.
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So I suppose we non-IGers will have to wait on @klickitat 's diligence to see today's vids?
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Lucas went on Urban Dictionary and looked up “Dude”, scrolled 126 definitions down, and capped this from 2006.
What a fucking boomer!
What a fucking boomer!
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Yeah no sorry, these messages are fake. I've seen Lucas's private messages, and I've seen them from this time period. He doesn't talk like this in private messages. He'll sperg a lot, and send some short, one or two word sentences, but he rarely misspells, doesn't say things like "of course I smell!" and doesn't freak out in all caps. He also didn't use slang like "bae" in this time period.
To quote Batman from the old Justice League cartoon, "You overplayed your part, *yo.*"
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The only surprising part about that is he didn't include some shitty hobo booze with that
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If anything it proves the exact opposite in this case, given lucas's history of taking pictures of himself implying he does things that he doesn't do. Its just like that time he got kicked out of the globe and then proceeded to spend days taking pictures of himself outside the club without actually going in to 'prove' he was not kicked out
He isn't doing laundry at all
Except this is even stupider and more nonsensical. wtf does drinking a really shitty brand of mineral water at the laundry have to do with churchills or steaks? Also that brings up another point, the fact he's banned from churchills as well but yet again keeps talking about it like he'd actually be able to take somebody there
It shows how much of a compulsive liar he is. He lies about things it doesn't even make sense to lie about
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He claims in this one that he's on a break from laundry.
So yeah. He definitely isn't doing laundry.
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Was Lucas actually banned for the $1000 date offer? Ha, that's great. It's a convenient excuse for why he can't pay $60+ to take a woman on a date. That might be for the best also, he might actually get some woman to dine n' dash him going to Churchill's, unaware that Lucas will stalk them and post creepy memes about them for years.