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How did Lucas manage to get banned from a restaurant? Figured he'd frequent them enough to be a cash cow
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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i don't understand the selfies of drinking various things. maybe he's showing off? is sparkling water expensive in WA? has Lucas shown pride in actual accomplishments? i've scrolled back through the thread and other than some minor stuff about going back to school, and some fake girlfriends and i guess when he first got the apartment and did a tour, he hasn't actually done the fairly common "look at my stuff, look at what i did / am doing" that some people do when they're taking selfies on vacation or sitting in an exotic car or whatever.
WonderWino
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As I remember it he got banned preemptively by churchills when somebody reported his $1000 offer to them and showed them some of his videos and posts. Needless to say they didn't want that kind of thing going on there, probably for liability reasons and replied that he was now banned for his behavior
It pissed him off big time and he went passive aggressive about churchills for quite awhile after he found out
He got banned from Churchills but apparently he was still able to get in. It was at the time he was hanging out with the 30 yr old platonic friend he met at the Phoenix house. I believe she was the one that did the talking and he followed her in. He posted pics of her lobster dinner and he had steak. It looked to me that she did not want for Lucas to take a pic of her face.
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If I remember, a SOFALAW member (Negro spoony .. name I don’t care enough to recall) and a few others meddled and emailed the restaurant ‘to protect women’ or some shite. Whatever helps them sleep at night.
Works for me. The more places he gets banned from the better it is. He deserves it.
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Not too much interesting. Short food vids, then you can watch him go from his $100 to $250, to $300 as he gets increasingly more desperate (or drunk) and I'm sure at some point he'll claim it was all a joke like he claimed the $1k was a joke years ago after his case worker (I think) basically told him he can't offer money for that kind of thing.
By the end he's basically just rattling off Spokane area restaurants.
Anyway, it's uploading, I'll edit again once it's finally there.
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I’m wholeheartedly in the ‘leave Lucas be unless there is immediate threat to life’ camp. His natural lunacy needs to bloom by itself
I'd say the more places he gets banned from, the more his "natural lunacy" blooms.
Fatal Walter
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I thought he'd figure out to stop using the names of places in his memes after it bit him in the ass a few times. I overestimated him.
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I am thoroughly enjoying this homeless Lucas chapter. God, I hope someone takes him up on a date then ghosts him.
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This guy is comedy gold but not in the way he should be proud of. He reminds me of the joker in any Batman cartoon the way he endlessly tries the same thing and gets the same result. Yet still his pee brain tells him "this time is different this time my plan shall come to fruition" im new to this thread but this doesn't seem like it's gonna get boring anytime soon.
unless the god he doesn't believe in gets tired of his bullshit too.
unless the god he doesn't believe in gets tired of his bullshit too.
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It all comes full circle, telomeres and Red Robin. I figured he'd never want to think about that place when he failed getting millenial women to go there with him
I couldn't stop laughing at how he kept shaking the camera, which only made him look fatter, and kept doing that over bite. Is that supposed to be sexy to him? Or is it like an autistic tick for him?
I couldn't stop laughing at how he kept shaking the camera, which only made him look fatter, and kept doing that over bite. Is that supposed to be sexy to him? Or is it like an autistic tick for him?
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I mentioned him biting his lip constantly to my boyfriend today. We spend quality time bonding while laughing at Lucas. I wondered if someone would make that a topic in a video in the future. Lol
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Fucking Juicy Drops? That's candy for fucking 6 year olds (and lol he sets it right on the damn pavement to splooge the HFCS-&-artificial-flavoring jizz on it). His backpack looks like a 2nd grader's whose mom gave him $10 and told him to buy his own lunch for the day.
Also: "Wah wah, cars destroy the environment! But hey, check out my sack full of pre-packaged individual-serving junk food!"
I also like how he's "upgraded" from illegally sparking joints on the street to cracking tall boys out front of the laundromat in the middle of the afternoon. Keep on keepin' on, Hobo Luke!
Also: "Wah wah, cars destroy the environment! But hey, check out my sack full of pre-packaged individual-serving junk food!"
I also like how he's "upgraded" from illegally sparking joints on the street to cracking tall boys out front of the laundromat in the middle of the afternoon. Keep on keepin' on, Hobo Luke!
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LeeLoo
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This is a Wern mystery that’s stumped me for awhile. I could absolutely envision some IG or FB troll telling him he looked so sexy when he bites his lip. But, he’s also a certified macadamia, so I could also see it being some sort of tic. The world may never know.
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Lucas’s choice of food shows how stunted his development is. If you gave a 10 year old $10 and sent them to the store to buy whatever they like, that’s the shopping bag you’d expect. Lucas is fucking forty.
He’s shown signs of poor wound healing before and needless to say he’s not exactly compliant with dietary advice for diabetics. The thought of a double leg amputee Lucas, wheeling himself furiously around town while screeching how he’s still good breeding stock brings joy and hope to my heart.
He’s shown signs of poor wound healing before and needless to say he’s not exactly compliant with dietary advice for diabetics. The thought of a double leg amputee Lucas, wheeling himself furiously around town while screeching how he’s still good breeding stock brings joy and hope to my heart.
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When I first mentioned the lip bite thing awhile back in the thread I felt he did it as a sort of “gotcha“ gesture or as a way to put an exclamation point on the end of his thought. Say something (he thinks is) profound or clever, then quick overbite to let you know “See how clever I am?”. He probably has no idea he is doing it.
WonderWino
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and on that day he shall forever be known as lieutenant wern
That said I can't for the life of me understand what the hell he plans on putting the fry sauce on out of what he bought. a horrified part of me wonders if its the intended dip for the dark chocolate ore the cheese
and did anyone catch him literally say 'now this is not something you want to do if you have diabetes but I got this because its interesting'
and of fucking course he drinks squirt. Why does this surprise me at all. I think that in itself proves he has the mindset of a little kid still stuck in the 80s in elementary school.....much like the kids he wants to take to red robin
and that taffy reminds me eerily of a shitty brand of taffy they had when I was a kid at san francisco stores that had peanut butter in it
Also LOL at the 'I will set you up in a hotel room for 2 night' coming from the guy living in a hobo shelter. and where does he expect to get a $600 round trip ticket exactly? Must be thinking air koryo is running a teen girl special
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An EBT card with a homeless bum sounds like a terrible idea. Since he can only store food in his bag (with the dirty shirt he wore for 6 days stuffed in there, btw) that doesn't leave many healthy nutritious options.