Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[LeeLoo]

More videos of the unbelievably fat, gluttonous and vile predator “showing off” his elementary school food...and making the most disgusting eating noises I’ve ever heard.

 

[WonderWino]

More videos of the unbelievably fat, gluttonous and vile predator “showing off” his elementary school food...and making the most disgusting eating noises I’ve ever heard.

Growing up in vancouver I saw alot of hobos do alot of weird things at times but I honestly can't say I have ever seen or heard of a hobo carrying around thai peanut sauce

and i'm sure putting his unwashed rank shirts in with the food is just an attempt to age his cheese faster

 

[Fwiffo]

Day number 6 in the same shirt says otherwise.

More videos of the unbelievably fat, gluttonous and vile predator “showing off” his elementary school food...and making the most disgusting eating noises I’ve ever heard.

Wait, he’s just drinking some sort of Thai flavoured barbecue sauce? What the heck is he then pouring it on? It looks like beer nuts or something...

 

[LeeLoo]

Wait, he’s just drinking some sort of Thai flavoured barbecue sauce? What the heck is he then pouring it on? It looks like beer nuts or something...

I think they’re hot cheetos. I tried to listen, but his eating and drinking noises make me violently shake. I hate loud eating, and Lucas is one of the worst offenders I’ve ever had the displeasure of witnessing.

 

[Krathnami]

I once watched a homeless guy whip out his dick and pee right in front of me and that’s still not a weird to me as the shit Lucas is doing.

 

[mothman96]

@Nobleman is there a post office/laundry mat near HOC? I am at complete loss as to where he is in that picture.

He was at the Super Wash - 1632 W. 2nd Ave. Those are the post office boxes he was next to.

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Wait, he’s just drinking some sort of Thai flavoured barbecue sauce? What the heck is he then pouring it on? It looks like beer nuts or something...

I think they’re hot cheetos. I tried to listen, but his eating and drinking noises make me violently shake. I hate loud eating, and Lucas is one of the worst offenders I’ve ever had the displeasure of witnessing.

Yup, he poured it on hot cheetos. It also looks like he smeared it along with some other sauce on a tortilla.

He also used it on that awful sausage thing he made - 2:38 mark.

 

[Wernology]

Yup, he poured it on hot cheetos. It also looks like he smeared it along with some other sauce on a tortilla.

He also used it on that awful sausage thing he made - 2:38 mark.

Beat me to posting my own upload!

He legit drinks peanut sauce right from the jar.

 

[Rescuetoast]

Peanut sauce is good but it’s not that good.
Also, this brand in particular costs $7, why the fuck?

 

[WonderWino]

Beat me to posting my own upload!

He legit drinks peanut sauce right from the jar.

Even by lucas standards that is seriously fucked up. That he thinks this is a normal thing to do, let alone records himself doing it shows just how batshit insane he is

If this is how he acts as a hobo on a regular basis he isn't going to last that long at all. He's going to utterly destroy what little health he has at this rate

 

[Fatal Walter]

God, this is gross. Here he is spreading the peanut sauce with his dirty hobo finger while telling people to not cockblock him. Does he not think releasing this video is cockblocking himself? People seem pretty horrified so far. I sure hope eating candy off the ground isn't risky behavior during the pandemic.

 

[wenttobermuda]

Ever since the notorious chicken video (you know the one) I've boycotted any content where Lucas eats or drinks. His manners are horrible, the sounds unbearable, and there's something about witnessing his vice that is highly uncomfortable. Only a step above watching him masturbate to barely legal anal gape porn.

Anyway, it's nice to see that Chef Wern isn't letting his lack of kitchen, or supplies, interfere with his flatulence and weight gain.

Store bought thai peanut sauce, on Cheetos, isn't quite on the level of cheesey cukes. More prison cuisine. But this is the food of schizophrenia and deseperation.

Weed for the schizoaffective disorder, junk food for the diabetes.

 

[Particle Bored]

Yup, he poured it on hot cheetos. It also looks like he smeared it along with some other sauce on a tortilla.

He also used it on that awful sausage thing he made - 2:38 mark.

He probably sets the tortilla straight on the concrete because it's cleaner than setting it on his pants leg.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Lucas chews with his mouth wide open which is always repulsive and an immediate can't watch for me. He's so disgusting in every way.

 

[Trainwreck]

Jesus christ. Thai peanut sauce on hot Cheetos and then ate candy off the ground

Peanut sauce is good but it’s not that good.
Also, this brand in particular costs $7, why the fuck?
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It's because it's a local restaurant, Rock City Grill, that IMO is overpriced pizza/pasta. http://rockcitygrill.com/

 

[Poop Shoot]

Peanut sauce is delicious.

On chicken and rice.

Anyway he's definitely looking like the kind of dirty hobo that drinks peanut sauce from the bottle on a sidewalk. I have no idea why young ovulators aren't throwing themselves at him.

 

[Rescuetoast]

Jesus christ. Thai peanut sauce on hot Cheetos and then ate candy off the ground

It's because it's a local restaurant, Rock City Grill, that IMO is overpriced pizza/pasta. http://rockcitygrill.com/

Ah yes, the pinnacle of Thai cuisine, an Italian place.

 

[Fatal Walter]

I think I get the kielbasa and kimchi because kimchi is similar to sauerkraut but I'm completely lost on the peanut sauce and cheese. And the tortilla. Wouldn't bread be better? No, because this is Lucas and everything needs to have some kind of sauce.

Edit: I think he said he was going to get fry sauce, though, so this must be an upgrade.

 

[Trainwreck]

He could do some fry sauce over hot Cheetos garnished with some Gardetto's eaten off a plastic bag. Maybe as a side, he'll find something off the ground to eat.

 

[BIG CATS]

He could do some fry sauce over hot Cheetos garnished with some Gardetto's eaten off a plastic bag. Maybe as a side, he'll find something off the ground to eat.

Washed down with one of these I hope

 

[Wernology]

Mark August on your calendars, hotties.

Also you have two hours to buy him food tonight. I love how he phrases it like it's an order.