💀 Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Why aren't Lucas' GREEEEEED screaming rants ever directed at his millionaire parents that left him homeless and give him $25 gift cards on his big 40th birthday?
 
darkwingosonichugorl said:
Why aren't Lucas' GREEEEEED screaming rants ever directed at his millionaire parents that left him homeless and give him $25 gift cards on his big 40th birthday?
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Great question.

I think it's because he's not trying to fuck them.

"Greed" bothers Lucas to extent he identifies it in a romantic rival, or a bae.

Lucas equates "greed" with noticing his poverty, and excluding him from consideration as a sexual partner; or, in some way hindering his chances to mate by being more reproductively successful.

Care that he's poor, bae? GREEDMONGER! Won't act as his pimp, bro? GREEDMONGER! Have a sex life? GREEDMONGER! How can you have sex when Lucas gets none? GREED!

To the extent he's excluded his mother and father as sexual partners already, he can't see them as greedy.
 
wenttobermuda said:
Great question.

I think it's because he's not trying to fuck them.

"Greed" bothers Lucas to extent he identifies it in a romantic rival, or a bae.

Lucas equates "greed" with noticing his poverty, and excluding him from consideration as a sexual partner; or, in some way hindering his chances to mate by being more reproductively successful.

Care that he's poor, bae? GREEDMONGER! Won't act as his pimp, bro? GREEDMONGER! Have a sex life? GREEDMONGER! How can you have sex when Lucas gets none? GREED!

To the extent he's excluded his mother and father as sexual partners already, he can't see them as greedy.
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He'll probably change that opinion once he realizes he's not getting anything. His siblings will join the greedmonger list too if they get anything and don't share with him.
 
TalmudSperg said:
1 BTC per person per year, Lucas says.
That is $9,381
The federal poverty level is $12,760
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Considering that only 21 million bitcoins will ever exist (just under 18.4 million have been mined as of today), the value is the least of his Bitcoin Welfare scheme's problems.
 
The fact that he gets winded by his screeching amuses me to no end. "YADDA YADDA GEN Z! YADDA YADDA *gasping breath* GREED! YADDA YADDA WHERE THE HOOKUP?! *another gasping breath* YEET ME DOWN A ZOOMERBAE!"

Anyone else waiting for him to collapse from his ranting at some point? I just hope whoever finds his cheap ass phone on that day blesses us by uploading the resulting video.
 
PrincessKidana said:
The fact that he gets winded by his screeching amuses me to no end. "YADDA YADDA GEN Z! YADDA YADDA *gasping breath* GREED! YADDA YADDA WHERE THE HOOKUP?! *another gasping breath* YEET ME DOWN A ZOOMERBAE!"

Anyone else waiting for him to collapse from his ranting at some point? I just hope whoever finds his cheap ass phone on that day blesses us by uploading the resulting video.
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What the FUCK?! How is this vile thing not in jail? Is there no one around to hear his rage fueled rants?
 
I'm sure Lucas has asked his parents "Where the women at?" a million times. It's not like his mom says "it's not in the cards" out of nowhere. I'm sure it's always in response to him complaining to her about not having a girlfriend. Which I would definitely not consider normal for a man of his age. Also 100$ is absolutely a lot of money for Lucas to spend on a meal and he's a moron for doing it. He doesn't even have anything to wear to a fancy dinner. I mean, look at him!
 
He has been getting progressively louder in his videos, it's only a matter of time until someone kicks his ass. I saw on the last video that he pulls his sunglasses down towards the end and I was honestly expecting a black eye. Plus with the nation going into protest mode there’s a chance he runs into a dark skinned fellow who won’t take hearing the word Nigga come out of this waste of live’s mouth. Or atleast I could hope, they Tend to livestream everything and I’d love to get his beat down on video.
 
I always feel like I'm hearing a one-way conversation with Lucas. Who exactly is he addressing in these walkabout rants? It can't possibly these "Gen Z" baby factories he hungers for. The way he frames some of these rants he makes it sound like there are people blowing up his phone everyday looking to hang out or something.
 
Does this idiot think just because he sees a man interacting with more then one woman that means they’re all fucking?
 
Poop Chute said:
Does this idiot think just because he sees a man interacting with more then one woman that means they’re all fucking?
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Yes, that is exactly what he thinks - because he himself cannot imagine interacting with a woman unless they are fucking. He makes this extremely clear in his videos talking about how if a woman doesn't want to date him then he doesn't want to bother with her.
 
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If he saw an office out to lunch his head would explode. Women and men talking together - must think they’re having constant orgies.

Anyway, I’m dying to know what questions got under his skin so badly today. He usually rants like he’s 12, but today it’s like he’s 5.
 
LeeLoo said:
What the FUCK?! How is this vile thing not in jail? Is there no one around to hear his rage fueled rants?
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He was walking on Garland Street, which I believe has a lot of businesses and people around. Maybe not in the early morning after HOC boots him out. It's a matter of time before Lucas is thrown back in the loony bin with how he's acting.
 
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