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These seagulls are pretty based.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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These seagulls are pretty based.
Fatal Walter
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This is without a doubt the thing Lucas posted that I think is the grossest, at least.
Pump Meat
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Did Laci really tell him she wanted to have sex with him?
Concerning the Starbucks incident and the note he gave the barrista-- he had always maintained that there was nothing wrong with the note, it was clean for it was only an invitation to dinner. When it was brought up in the interview he answered he had also written something about telomeres in the note. This gives insight as to what the note actually contained, something like "having sex with men over 35 etc. etc."
Yup, except for the one instance where he praised the insane freak.
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Now he's raggin' on prof telomeres, calling him a money grubber...
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Yeah he's turned on him now, oops.
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Guy is doing a good jerb - letting the tard hang himself, pushing his buttons like a master...
BLM has given him the bravery to call out agephobia....
WHEW LADZ!
BLM has given him the bravery to call out agephobia....
WHEW LADZ!
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His niece who's he's gone out of his way to specify he held as a baby.
I noticed recently that the Starbucks note seems to be written on a little template intended for grade school teachers to use with their kids. Which is odder and creepier.
Reminder:
Nobleman
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To me it looks like the holiday style customer appreciation notes one can get during the Christmas season at Starbucks.
To me it looks like the holiday style customer appreciation notes one can get during the Christmas season at Starbucks.
That's the note he gave a bartender. Happened before the Starbucks incident. The Starbucks note didn't go public.
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I didn't know they offered those. That makes more sense.
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Lucas really can't control his volume or his anger. 10 minutes after the guy came up to him and told him to shut up, he was back to raging. This fantasy that he'll calm down when he gets a girlfriend is just that: fantasy.
Were I the host, I would have pushed on the 8 girlfriends thing. Get him to really admit what we all suspect, which is that the first few of those "eight girlfriends" are children he knew when he was in kindergarten and grade school. I also would have told him to shut the fuck up when the host was trying to play the "3 testicles" vid.
But then again, I don't think Lucas CAN shut up.
Were I the host, I would have pushed on the 8 girlfriends thing. Get him to really admit what we all suspect, which is that the first few of those "eight girlfriends" are children he knew when he was in kindergarten and grade school. I also would have told him to shut the fuck up when the host was trying to play the "3 testicles" vid.
But then again, I don't think Lucas CAN shut up.
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He can't, he's always talking over the host or not letting him finish questions, talking during the video, answering back to things the host says for the show (like introducing him) it's a mess.
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And who calls their mom "woman"?
I suppose it's better than "bitch".
(Okay, but, street slang is an increasingly valid form of expression. Most of the feminine pronouns do have mocking, but not necessarily misogynistic undertones)
I suppose it's better than "bitch".
(Okay, but, street slang is an increasingly valid form of expression. Most of the feminine pronouns do have mocking, but not necessarily misogynistic undertones)
Someone approached him and told him to calm down/shut up during the interview?
dingobaby
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yeah, Lucas was politely asked to lower his voice because there were kids around. Lucas sheepishly obliged, and I swear not five minutes later he was back up to full speed. Then he was talking about how he doesn't back down, lul.
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Here's the raw audio if anyone wants it.
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POC are literally calling him out lol.
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First of all, I love that people are calling him Luca, like the sage from The Secret of Mana, because of the hosts mispronunciation of his name. Second of all, let no one stand in the way of Lucas getting decked in the face. That s*** is long overdue.
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For me, the best part was that he was completely unaware that he was brought onto this thing to basically let him embarrass himself loudly and in public and it didn't even take the tiniest bit of convincing to convince him that he was invited on because he's super popular and widely loved.
Or him talking about how he was somehow like the leader of getting all "the kids" out of the tear gas.
I'd have loved to have seen the look on his face when he was told to lower his voice though.
Or him talking about how he was somehow like the leader of getting all "the kids" out of the tear gas.
I'd have loved to have seen the look on his face when he was told to lower his voice though.