Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

For me, the best part was that he was completely unaware that he was brought onto this thing to basically let him embarrass himself loudly and in public and it didn't even take the tiniest bit of convincing to convince him that he was invited on because he's super popular and widely loved.

Or him talking about how he was somehow like the leader of getting all "the kids" out of the tear gas.

I'd have loved to have seen the look on his face when he was told to lower his voice though.

Agreed. Similar to his cowering before the based hero who told him to shut the fuck up, I have no doubt that Lucas turned on his extreme submissive face, what was it that some clever kiwi called it?

One of the best things in the world to experience as a kiwi who frequents the Lucas Werner thread, is how quickly Lucas can go from badass aggressive bluster to meek and submissive "yes sir" "I won't do it again sir" "thank you sir".

I LOLed.

It's so key to understanding Lucas to recognize how big of a pussy he is. When Lucas is screaming "bitch boy!" repeatedly at the world, he's projecting like a fuckin IMAX theater. He KNOWS he's a meek little bitch....and he hates it.

It's even worse that the world sees him in that large doughy body, they hear his aggression and yelling, and they mistakenly believe that he's a force to be reckoned with....or at least a reasonably violent schizo cyclone, like a pedophile Taz the Tasmanian Devil. Don't make this mistake yourself fam. His anger might eventually push him to do something, along with his frustration, but it's constantly held in check by his extreme cowardice. It's like a built-in limiting device. If he ever took advantage of a young girl she would have to be compromised in the extreme, either drunk or stoned near unconscious, or something similar. I have no doubt that a reasonably athletic 12 year old could kick the s*** out of Lucas. Let alone someone closer to his age.

Lucas is a frightened little bitch boy. I have No doubt he'd still have his lips clamped around his mom's titty if she'd let him.

Weaning Lucas must have been a nightmare.

All Myrna taught him was food, sloth, and entitlement. It's his entire "personality".

Edit: I'm listening again to Lucas's explanation of the restaurant incident with Suzanne, it's kind of interesting although expected but he manages to basically blame the entire thing on her. First she bought him a Sodastream, and then she expected him to clean, and it's not his fault that his brain requires him to drink 6 soda bottles when cleaning, and bear in mind I think he means liter soda bottles, not personal size bottles, so basically Suzanne created a trap that allowed her to create a reason to dump Lucas. He doesn't come right out and say this, you understand, but knowing the way he thinks and rationalized you barely need to read between the lines to see that that's his thought process. And then he tries to cover up his wounded pride by acting like Suzanne wasn't good enough for him because she was older. Lucas, that's going to be the last relationship of your life buddy boy.

Edit 2: regarding Lucas losing his apartment, he says that he's very opposed to the idea of people using drugs to try to manipulate women into sleeping with them, when this is literally, exactly, to the letter, what he tried to do.

 

[wenttobermuda]

Agreed. Similar to the based hero who told him to shut the f******, I have no doubt that Lucas urned on his extreme submissive face, what was it that some clever kiwi called it?

Not that I'm ever likely to be mistaken for clever, but:

He looks like a nervous ape. He's displaying a chimpanzee fear grimace in all of those photos.

Agreed that Lucas is painfully aware of his physical weakness. It's part of his total package as a submissive, low status male. It must be frustrating to be so large, yet so soft and helpless. He has no spine, no balls, no fight in him. This is part of his charm.

I suspect that Lucas was nursed until he was about 5. Even then, we know that his mother spoiled him to lift his spirits as an unpopular little fatty. Crying because you got trolled by a 6 year old girl? Here's some ice cream, sweetie. Consequently his "personality," as you observe, is largely a collection of expectations: I am entitled to food, and love, and care, and whatever I want, because I'm a precious lil' boy.

 

[mothman96]

Anyone remember the approx. time during the interview when he was told to keep it down. I've been checking skipping little by little and haven't been able to track it down.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Something else that I've noticed recently, Lucas is back to using the same turn of phrase that he relied on in the video with Daniel.

In that video he repeatedly said "Religion always stands in the way!"

He's back to saying "(agephobia, capitalism, hygiene standards, based seagulls) -always stand in the way!"

 

[teleméres69]

About 1 hour and 5 minutes

Anyone remember the approx. time during the interview when he was told to keep it down. I've been checking skipping little by little and haven't been able to track it down.

5 minutes into the podcast and he's referring to the age group he wants sexual relations with as children, that's definitely not creepy Lucas. Guy caught you admitting you have schizophrenia and you try denying mental illness exists at all, no surprise Lucas' ego went full damage control

Screaming in public about trying to groom the Starbucks barista. Least we finally got a reason he doesn't bring up the pseudoscience. No Lucas, you will never be forgiven for your attempt to groom a child, deal with it creep

I love that when someone actually confronts him telling him to shut up, Lucas immediately pussies out like the little bitch everyone knows he is

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Anyone have a transcript of the podcast he was on?

 

[WonderWino]

Lucas was damn near losing his shit the entire time during that interview. You could hear it in the way he was talking and just throwing everything out at once. It was pouring out of him to the point where he was just about going manic. Likely because its the first time in a very long time he has believed that anyone actually wanted to talk to him and listen to anything he had to say so it all poured out of him in one long stream of schitzo consciousness like an elephant taking a giant shit

I honestly don't think he realizes the entire time the joke was on him and it was literally sitting there, asking leading questions and giving him enough rope to hang himself. He's completely oblivious to the fact he was set up and trolled the entire time. It has to make you wonder what he would be like during a police interrogation if he got busted for something serious. He'd incriminate the fuck out of himself in ten seconds flat without even realizing it and would fall for the good cop-bad cop routine easily - probably while demanding a bunch of shitty food and getting pissy when he didn't get it, like a serial killer being buttered up to reveal where all the bodies are buried

That said, that interview did more damage to his name and reputation in 2 hours than in the last few years. He was a total idiot and made a complete fool of himself. Nobody in their right mind would ever want to have anything to do with him after hearing that interview

and I have to wonder what his parents would think if they heard it. Some of it doesn't exactly reflect well on them either for letting him turn out this way

 

[mothman96]

About 1 hour and 5 minutes

Thanks. The way the insane pedo freak tried to covered his raging insanity by putting it on Goldoar "he wanted me to show my angry person".

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Thanks. The way the insane pedo freak tried to covered his raging insanity by putting it on Goldoar "he wanted me to show my angry person".

I personally thought the best bits of the guy confronting him were the fact that the guy said "you've been loud for quite a while" which suggested that the guy had been listening to Lucas scream for at least 10 minutes, and the fact that Lucas immediately tried to blame his behavior on Goldaor (sp?), suggesting that the host told him to be loud for the interview. Even if this were true, the fact that Lucas immediately moves to blame shifting when authority shows up (in this case a "grown up" of any kind) tells you everything you need to know about how he deals with confrontation. And for all of his ACAB business, Lucas would be the first one to call the cops if anyone around him threatened him in even the most minor way.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Even if this were true, the fact that Lucas immediately moves to blame shifting when authority shows up (in this case a "grown up" of any kind) tells you everything you need to know about how he deals with confrontation.

It sounds like a cliche, but Lucas would throw his own mother under the bus (possibly literally) before taking any shred of responsibility for his actions.
It's those moments that proves he's more manipulative than just some blubbering dunderhead, and reminds me why he deserves every misfortune.

 

[mothman96]

It sounds like a cliche, but Lucas would throw his own mother under the bus (possibly literally) before taking any shred of responsibility for his actions.
It's those moments that proves he's more manipulative than just some blubbering dunderhead, and reminds me why he deserves every misfortune.

Literally, yea I can see that. Followed by screaming for his "inheritance"

 

[wenttobermuda]

Anyone have a transcript of the podcast he was on?

I would love one, and the Library of Wernology must have one its collection...but 2 hours of ranting is a lot to tackle. Also, his screaming and fragmented speech are likely to overwhelm an automatic transcription.

Who among us is autistic enough for this challenge? Perhaps if we can't find a mega autist volunteer, several minor autists could divide the task. But that would take an uncommon level of cooperation for we cannibal speds.

 

[Wernology]

I would love one, and the Library of Wernology must have one its collection...but 2 hours of ranting is a lot to tackle. Also, his screaming and fragmented speech are likely to overwhelm an automatic transcription.

Who among us is autistic enough for this challenge? Perhaps if we can't find a mega autist volunteer, several minor autists could divide the task. But that would take an uncommon level of cooperation for we cannibal speds.

I'll see how well the transcription software I have will do on its free tier because it's definitely not worth $2/minute to have an actual person be subjected to having to listen to and transcribe almost 2 hours of his shouting.

Edit: It did...mostly all right. Sometimes it picked up "Gen Z" as "Gen C" and a few other weird little foibles, but I'm blaming that on Lucas' screaming and don't honestly care enough to go through the document to fix any errors. A quick skim of the goddamned 30 pages and I didn't find anything so mistranscribed by the software that it was entirely unclear as to what he was ramble-screaming about.

Edit 2: The timestamps sometimes appear at strange places as I had the export set to timestamp every 60 seconds.

Annnnd noticed after the fact, I spelled the handle of the guy who tricked Lucas into being trolled for almost 2 hours marginally wrong. Oh well, I'm sure he'll live.

Ok, five second fix; new file has his name correct. Also fiddled with the timestamp setting a little so it doesn't throw itself in everywhere.

thanks that's good enough for me, wow he just speaks nonsense the entire time, its like he never shuts up

Yeah, it was basically 2 hours of him screaming the same BS he's been screaming on IG, Youtube, and Facebook for about 4 years now.

Could sum up the podcast in about 2 minutes with these two videos from IG that he posted earlier today.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

I'll see how well the transcription software I have will do on its free tier because it's definitely not worth $2/minute to have an actual person be subjected to having to listen to and transcribe almost 2 hours of his shouting.

Edit: It did...mostly all right. Sometimes it picked up "Gen Z" as "Gen C" and a few other weird little foibles, but I'm blaming that on Lucas' screaming and don't honestly care enough to go through the document to fix any errors. A quick skim of the goddamned 30 pages and I didn't find anything so mistranscribed by the software that it was entirely unclear as to what he was ramble-screaming about.

Edit 2: The timestamps sometimes appear at strange places as I had the export set to timestamp every 60 seconds.

thanks that's good enough for me, wow he just speaks nonsense the entire time, its like he never shuts up

 

[dingobaby]

When do you change the OP from lusting for millenials to gen z? He practically hates millennials now.

 

[Club Sandwich]

Am I wrong in thinking that under communism, chronic homeless shelter residents would be considered worthless to the state and effectively discarded?

from a former "communist" in Belarus that i've worked on and off again with: homelessness was generally illegal in the countries he worked in under the Soviets (Belarus, Ukraine, Russia). typically you "earned" money to buy things in a planned economy and a home was part of that. different homes and apartments were available at varying prices, and of course different professions earned different pay, but there was a minimum price and your pay always guaranteed you a cheap one or two family block apartment somewhere. the state might move you around, you might have to live separate from your family in a block house for weeks at a time at a mine or forest sometimes, but actually being homeless was extremely rare. the state tracked people via an internal passport document that listed your identity and place of residence and/or employment. it usually was illegal to not be employed and contributing to the state in some fashion.

because the Soviets would either beat you for vagrancy, put you into a work camp (or re-education camp), or prison, or perhaps kill you or let the cold kill you. chartity existed in the form of the church, some specific general labor halls (think day-labor places for unskilled manual labor), and lots of regular folk would give you a meal or a temporary shelter, but longer than a night was generally not tolerated. people had very few precious things and didn't want to put themselves at risk of banditry et c.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

When do you change the OP from lusting for millenials to gen z? He practically hates millennials now.

May as well leave it for now because it's not long until Gen Alpha girls start reaching fertility age.

 

[mothman96]

May as well leave it for now because it's not long until Gen Alpha girls start reaching fertility age.

Putting a strikethrough on millenial and placing Gen Z next to it will work. When he starts screeching for Gen Alpha, strikethrough Gen Z, add Gen Alpha next. That way the title will reflect the progression of his insanity.

 

[wenttobermuda]

A great Lucas quote:

Lucas Werner: I don't believe in mental illnesses because they're all capitalism. I do. It's all bullshit. And it's all lies to make money.

My favorite tidbit so far:

I wrote [a 16 year old barrista] a note asking her if she wanted to have dinner. I had mentioned some stuff about telomerase and telomeres, which is why I don't talk about it very often because it's embarrassing because they just want to embarrass me.

The content of the note has been a subject of great speculation, and I've long wondered how creepy it had to be to inspire a ban and police contact. Lucas now admits that he talked about telomeres and telomerase in the note. And we know how that spiel goes. So it seems to me that he must've written about his semen, and impregnating the teen in his note, while essentially asking her out on a date. Oh my

May as well leave it for now because it's not long until Gen Alpha girls start reaching fertility age.

Perhaps if it were changed from "millennial chicks" to something like "fertile teens," "underaged girls," or "16-24 year old poonaner (but also 11 year olds") it would be accurate and not require periodic updates.

Or just "pedo."

Putting a strikethrough on millenial and placing Gen Z next to it will work. When he starts screeching for Gen Alpha, strikethrough Gen Z, add Gen Alpha next. That way the title will reflect the progression of his insanity.

A very elegant idea, but I'm not sure Lucas is going to make it past, or even to, Gen Alpha. Some of them will be fertile in the next 3 to four years, but Lucas is not likely to publicly court their generation until 2026, when some of them will be 16, hence fair game in his eyes.

 

[LeeLoo]

My have the tides turned. Hearing Lucas bad mouth Dan Eisenberg, his one time telomere God was hilarious! He used to gush about Dan, now Dan is a shitty teacher who doesn’t do a good job explaining science so it’s easy to understand. What a fucking asswipe.