Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[pr3nt177]

Looks like he's in a coffin.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Looks like he's in a coffin.
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Piano box, more like. Some Styrofoam peanuts, a few pine tree air fresheners, and dump that crate in a landfill.

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

You guys are really optimistic about Lucas not dying before his parents.

In a perfect world, he'd outlive them just long enough to find out he's getting $2.17 in bent pennies and that everything else has been left to his brother or some other outlier. Cue apoplectic rage and a stroke, ideally.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Could be. Though its rarely that easy. I can't speak to the laws of whatever state his parents are living in but in some places there are many restrictions on what you can do in that regard. Some places require equal treatment of surviving spouses and children, some have laws requiring some support of family members with disabilities and things of that nature. and in some places, like british columbia, its flat out illegal to disinherit a surviving spouse or child. Its pretty rare that you can disinherit a family member outright and expect it to stand up in court if they make an issue of it. Not that lucas is smart enough to know that or competent enough to hire a lawyer to make an issue of it

Point being, if they do so with him he could cause alot of problems for the estate and everyone involved by challenging the will. His disability works in his favor in that situation as he can claim it was done because of his disability, and was therefore illegal. Best case scenario for him is to get a portion of the estate but given the nature of his disability its put in a trust with someone to oversee it and ensure he doesn't blow it. Essentially a payee like he has now.....which itself i'm sure would infuriate him....so even when he wins he loses. Its rather poetic really

But its a moot point anyway because hes never going to live long enough for any of it to matter, barring an accidental death his health will fail long before theirs does

Many a will has crossed my desk with specific children excluded. If his parents have included such a clause, as many parents have in the past, then Lucas gets fuck all except fuel for his pity fire. Unless Lucas challenges it in court he can do nothing. He would be booted out of court, anyway, because I’m guessing his siblings would step in and fight.
Idk why I’m will sperging. Lucas is gross and no one will ever have sex with him.

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

... Lucas is gross and no one will ever have consensual sex with him.

FTFY, sorry...

 

[Wernology]

I don't know why, but tonight's compilation was so incredibly draining to mash together.

Since he likes making stupid puns on his own name, it's possible I'm reaching...wernout.

Replaced tonight's video, there was just too much background noise from the river and traffic on the bridge to make it work and be audible. It sounded okay on headphones but on speakers it's hard to hear his lunacy in some parts. Same video set, just without the background noise reduction so, yeah, kinda loud AF on headphones in the first half.

He is not, however, speaking in any of the videos from the eating peanuts on, he's just--like--breathing hard and staring at the camera.

 

[Patchwork Ragdoll]

"Give me a billion dollars, I'll eat a black guy."

Any ideas what this means?

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

I don't know why, but tonight's compilation was so incredibly draining to mash together.

Since he likes making stupid puns on his own name, it's possible I'm reaching...wernout.

You're putting in the shifts doing the work few others have the stomach or mental armour for, man. It's appreciated AF.
I'm relatively late to Wernology and frantically catching up on all the lunacy but your comps are a good way to catch up on recent shit whilst wading through his historical bullshit. Thanks for doing it.

 

[Twrx]

Power leveling, but just a thing about wills. My younger brother is an out right piece of shit, and mom went to a lawyer to have a new will set up because she wants my brother out of her will, the lawyer told her that wasn't the best idea, because he could challenge the will, the guy told my mom to leave him two or three bucks, so he can't say he wasn't in the will. I could see Lucas's parents doing something similar

 

[Pump Meat]

Since he likes making stupid puns on his own name, it's possible I'm reaching...wernout.

You've done so much already, best take a break.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

Lucas should inherit a red robin gift card.
The rest of his third should go to the niece that he has been creeping on.
She deserves it.

 

[teleméres69]

"Yeah yeah, only the dues. I have to eat out a guy to get the girl?" I'm guessing for a billion dollars he'll perform oral sex on a black man, which fits Lucas' closet homosexuality given his history with Perva. I suspect he blew Jason for much less money though

"Give me a billion dollars, I'll eat a black guy."
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Any ideas what this means?

Honestly the entire series of his eating and heavy breathing peanut series is creepy af. No wonder women want nothing to do with him irl. He looks so fucking rapey here. Also, given his erectile dysfunction I doubt it lasted. Hopefully not as nobody at HoC needs Lucas jerking off there and making even more of a slob of himself than he already has. Bad enough he eats in bed and gets food all over the sheets, or eats with his mouth open. I swear you can smell the disgusting hobo's breath through the screen, I can only imagine how many foul odors Lucas emits on a daily basis

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This is the creepiest Lucas video I've seen yet and I know that's saying a lot, but bear with me here: Lucas looks like he's been heavily tranquilized; he's staring at the camera with the entirety of his Iris exposed like he's having some kind of out-of-body experience from eating these ghost pepper peanuts, and then he gets the creepiest little kid grin on his face, when he says "I just popped a boner".

Absolutely Shivers my skin.

 

[Wernology]

You've done so much already, best take a break.

I finally got through everything the Wayback Machine had of his sites so that's a relief. About the only updating that should ever need (unless he makes another website) is updating the page count for this thread.

The videos I try to just check randomly throughout the day, save them, then just compile them in the evening. Honestly, I don't even watch all of them until it's in one big chunk, I just sort of do quick skims of each clip to see if there's massive echoing or if he's screaming and I have to tell the editing software to cut him back to indoor voice levels so nobody loses an eardrum or blows a speaker or startles their dogs or cats awake with a screaming incel!

Oh also, his dumb ass is on snapchat now, if you missed it.

did you add more pages to the virtualwern? It would be sweet to just goto one website to read all his creepy af shit

I paid for the cheapest possible hosting plan so the whole domain only gets one single page; everything I found on Wayback that wasn't just an updated duplicate (he'd sometimes change the background color or add different pics of himself, but the content was the same), so it's just one, long, descent into complete fucking lunacy.

Not only is it in one place, it's only on one page, 'cause he ain't worth paying extra for more pages.

Edit: Still looking for a full copy of his "The Assembly" rambling about his perfect form of government that reminds me of Basil Marceaux. Wayback does't have it archived and I didn't think to save it when he had the cuteolderdaddy site as I didn't figure it'd get terminated as quickly as it did.

If anyone has that or if it's somewhere in this thread and I've just missed it, please point me to it so I can toss it up on the website.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

I finally got through everything the Wayback Machine had of his sites so that's a relief. About the only updating that should ever need (unless he makes another website) is updating the page count for this thread.

The videos I try to just check randomly throughout the day, save them, then just compile them in the evening. Honestly, I don't even watch all of them until it's in one big chunk, I just sort of do quick skims of each clip to see if there's massive echoing or if he's screaming and I have to tell the editing software to cut him back to indoor voice levels so nobody loses an eardrum or blows a speaker or startles their dogs or cats awake with a screaming incel!

Oh also, his dumb ass is on snapchat now, if you missed it.

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did you add more pages to the virtualwern? It would be sweet to just goto one website to read all his creepy af shit

 

[AbraCadaver]

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This is the creepiest Lucas video I've seen yet and I know that's saying a lot, but bear with me here: Lucas looks like he's been heavily tranquilized; he's staring at the camera with the entirety of his Iris exposed like he's having some kind of out-of-body experience from eating these ghost pepper peanuts, and then he gets the creepiest little kid grin on his face, when he says "I just popped a boner".

Absolutely Shivers my skin.

How would he KNOW if he popped a boner? We’ve seen his dick, it’s basically the size and shape of a toy rubber ball. How the hell can you even tell which way it points?

 

[Coach McGuirk]

Rate me late, but I think this particular video is close to peak Lucas craziness. "You could have been my girl, or my wife, but you decided to be a hater" is some peak psycho coping. In his mind any girl who points out that hes a stinky hobo, is just a hater, missing out on the golden goose that is Lucas and his fictional inheritance.

 

[wenttobermuda]

I finally got through everything the Wayback Machine had of his sites so that's a relief. About the only updating that should ever need (unless he makes another website) is updating the page count for this thread.

The videos I try to just check randomly throughout the day, save them, then just compile them in the evening. Honestly, I don't even watch all of them until it's in one big chunk, I just sort of do quick skims of each clip to see if there's massive echoing or if he's screaming and I have to tell the editing software to cut him back to indoor voice levels so nobody loses an eardrum or blows a speaker or startles their dogs or cats awake with a screaming incel!

Oh also, his dumb ass is on snapchat now, if you missed it.

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I paid for the cheapest possible hosting plan so the whole domain only gets one single page; everything I found on Wayback that wasn't just an updated duplicate (he'd sometimes change the background color or add different pics of himself, but the content was the same), so it's just one, long, descent into complete fucking lunacy.

Not only is it in one place, it's only on one page, 'cause he ain't worth paying extra for more pages.

Edit: Still looking for a full copy of his "The Assembly" rambling about his perfect form of government that reminds me of Basil Marceaux. Wayback does't have it archived and I didn't think to save it when he had the cuteolderdaddy site as I didn't figure it'd get terminated as quickly as it did.

If anyone has that or if it's somewhere in this thread and I've just missed it, please point me to it so I can toss it up on the website.

Here's a nasty old link to "The Localist Party," an alleged libertarian socialist think tank headed by this guy:



Perhaps it'll be of some use.

The Localist Party - USA

Beware of Geocities redirect.

As for the Assembly materials, have you searched his old Twitter accounts? I believe a lot of his political nonsense ended up there, greeneratheist or olympiaatheist. As time permits I'll take a closer look. I, too, am eager to archive the works of Lucas Colby Werner, so that he may never forget nor be forgiven. I'd like him to reflect on his work til the end of his days.

 

[Coach McGuirk]

Here's a nasty old link to "The Localist Party," an alleged libertarian socialist think tank headed by this guy:


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Perhaps it'll be of some use.

The Localist Party - USA

Beware of Geocities redirect.

As for the Assembly materials, have you searched his old Twitter accounts? I believe a lot of his political nonsense ended up there, greeneratheist or olympiaatheist. As time permits I'll take a closer look. I, too, am eager to archive the works of Lucas Colby Werner, so that he may never forget nor be forgiven. I'd like him to reflect on his work til the end of his days.

That little Lucas looks like the fat kid from IT. now he comes of as a retarded Pennywise though.

 

[Wernology]

Here's a nasty old link to "The Localist Party," an alleged libertarian socialist think tank headed by this guy:


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Perhaps it'll be of some use.

The Localist Party - USA

Beware of Geocities redirect.

As for the Assembly materials, have you searched his old Twitter accounts? I believe a lot of his political nonsense ended up there, greeneratheist or olympiaatheist. As time permits I'll take a closer look. I, too, am eager to archive the works of Lucas Colby Werner, so that he may never forget nor be forgiven. I'd like him to reflect on his work til the end of his days.

Oh my fucking christ, that webpage his hilarious! And mercifully fits into one screenshot.

I'll have to rifle though his Twitter account and FB tomorrow to see if there's mention of it.

 

[Club Sandwich]

Apparently underage girls don't show off their legs...

since when? once girls start dressing "fashionably" you get to see a lot of leg (and sometimes more) in high school or even late middle school depending if there's a cheer squad or not. that's pretty normal if there's like a group going out somewhere or the girl just wants to be comfortable in the summer or is going out swimming or doing something athletic. this isn't the 1900's where skirts get longer the older the girl gets.

Also he believes asking women who are 18 if they date 40 year old men and if they say no calling them bigots and blocking them will make them cry which he enjoys. You can tell how manipulative his relationship with Suzanne was, and why nobody wants to be his friend.

that sort of behavior is absolutely obvious from even minor interaction with Lucas and is offputting to nearly everyone. not only juvenile (and let's be real, it isn't schadenfreude since it's not misfortune to be excluded by Lucas, but a blessing) in scope, but also puts his screeds on preventing a theoretical better half from interacting with other men (controlling their relationships outside of one with Lucas) would bleed into clothing choices or activity/hobby choices or even opinions on various topics.

it reminds me a lot of the the super manipulative types i've encountered when responding to domestic calls.