Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

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Someone has gotta make this their new avatar. 😆

How fat was Wern pushing back then? 450-500 lbs?
 
Oh my fucking christ, that webpage his hilarious! And mercifully fits into one screenshot.

I'll have to rifle though his Twitter account and FB tomorrow to see if there's mention of it.
Some mighty fine articles on that page. I encourage ya'll to take a careful look.

Theories and Pontification On This Supposed Christ
Christianity is fowled up and always has been. Always will be. Why? Basically we're getting second hand knowledge. Supposedly we are supposed to pray to Jesus and He and He alone will relay to God. God is busy. Leave a message after the sound of the angelic choir. Jesus' words are never followed. Love thy neighbor. Be good people. Blah blah blah. Instead it's translated that the powerful and beautiful people are righteous and should be followed. In the middle ages the war lord pagans converted and everyone wants to be a warlord, right? Christianity was merely just a rider on the warlord bill. Sure, join the barbarian hordes. Decent pay. Endless supply of harlots. But first, have you been saved and repented your sins? Christianity is just Judaism's Cliff's Notes anyhow. No wonder Judas betrayed him to the Sanhedrin. Big J was just giving a summary and made Judaism more accesible to the fools. What he chose to take or left they took or left. Mostly left. Watered it down. Made it lazy and common. Shop talk Judaism with all the parts that made it Judaism left out. You ever see the Princess Bride where all the romantic parts were removed and the graphic violence and cool diaglogue were pumped up for a twelve year old? Same deal. The only difference is that Christianity isn't funny. Or even fun. It's called gospel but it ain't da troof. What Jesus did was blastphemy. Instead of changing Judaism for the better, it split off and did its own thing. Like a rebel. A holiday devil. A reindeer in every pot and a piece of landscaping next to every mantle. Sure Christianity is mythical. But is that what we're supposed to do? Be myth believers?? We may as well eat paint chips. Not that there's anything wrong with that. If that's your thing. I'd just rather not consider cobalt blue a nice apertif. And I'd rather not let a 2000 year old myth guide my moral character.
Jesus was like no man, really. This I believe. But how?? He was still just a man. He acts a lot like an erotic dancer. All pissed off for no reason when he doesn't get his currency. Saying he's all we need. He acts like a modern day whore. An actress. And women of the night will only leave you hurt. The girls of the silver screen will only scar you. Everyone knows it's true. But no one says anything about it. It's no wonder he attracted twelve men into his inner circle. The apostles should have been women. That's my Jesus, a real player. If only Jesus was a black guy. Or Italian. I want a Jesus with a harem. Or perhaps Jesus should have been a woman. I mean it would make more sense. The Jews refer to God in the female sense. Adonai is a feminine name and she is mentioned often. Jesus just reminds me of Morrisey. Don't get me wrong. Morrisey is cool. But I see a lot of parallels between rock stars and Jesus. Especially the androgenous ones like Morrisey and Bowie. It's either a no holds barred grudge match with authority or a romantic declaration. Really bipolar. Manic depression in style when taken as a whole. Androgenous. Ambiguous. Ambidextrous. Telling some to back off and some to come closer. Kind of like a shaman meets Count Dracula. But in Jesus the roles are reversed. He was more a magician than a priest. More a seargent in the salvation army than a true dark soul. About as dark as the military. About as mystical as reaching higher knowledge through the aid of peyote. Why do I say this? Because why would a Messiah entertain with parlor tricks like turning water into a wine? Why would he prefer the company of his men than women? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe Jesus had some knowledge of alchemy and chemistry that no one else had. Maybe he was just playing hard to get. But I doubt it. My messiah would show how the trick was done in order for us to be more like him. My messiah would be more respectiveful of his mother instead of calling her "woman". He just seems like a rude hot dogger to me. Any of his tricks can be remanufactured. Anyone can confess and demand undying love and devotion. And plenty will die for you if that's what it takes to get your attention. And while we're on the subject of crucifixion seem like a real cry for help? "Look ma! No hands! No blood in the circulatory system either. I'm a real hero!"
It seems to me he taught women how to act anyhow. It's all the women who really control the Earth. If they say no they mean no. Just like Jesus. Women were much more submissive in those days. But since Jesus they have become much more powerful. We may not have a woman president, but that's because women are smart. They know that's not where the power is. The power is behind the thrown. In the interworkings of the machine. Condie Rice is much more influencial than George W. Bush any day of the week. A woman merely has to EXIST to be more powerful than a man. So it seems in actuality because Jesus taught women how to act like women of the future, they in turn taught men to act more like the men of the future. I'm not saying anything really. Just wondering about the possibility. It's a proven fact that women handle stress better than men. Handling the knowledge that you're going to be nailed to a pole seems like it would be mighty stressful. And while women have one time of the month when they are off kilter, men have several. Jesus only really got pissed off here and there. Like he was driven by the phases of the moon. Hmmm. We're just more moody, girls. It's true. Look at our world. We'll do crazy things just to be with a woman. Like punch holes in our head with bolts and get ink injected underneeth our epidermises and act tough to conquering Europe if we can get some action. And it's all done in the name of Jesus. Look at these tough bikers and despots. Most are highly religious. But who are the gossipy ones? Mostly women. Probably because they're supressed. They have to get as much information out there in as short as time as possible before being persecuted again. Not always. But mostly. But it's not their fault. I blame the Jesus and the apostles. Terrible gossips. Similar situation. So where and how did it all get so backwards? Was it the dark ages? All I know is that it's not the way to be. We need to go back and re-examine Christianity for what it is. Not just for the words. But their actions. There needs to be a paradigm shift. Hope isn't in Christianity however. It's already too late. Neither is it in something that worships which...

In this article, Lucas introduces us to his political system...is this along the lines of Lucas's fabled Assembly?


Rule of Three
By Lucas Werner
In my mind our society as a whole should organize tribaly and here's why. The system we come from is a system rooted in clans based upon creed. Clans grew into fiefdoms and feudalism spawned some really aweful shit. Monarchies. Capitalism. Trade deficits and imperialsm. Tribes too were precursors to empires such as the Mayan and Olmec aristocracies. However, when the people realized that imperialism was wonky they walked away and recongregated into their previous tribes which, I guess turned out to be a far superior strata. Until the conquistadors invaded, that is.
Until Hegelian philosophy and Karl Marx did commentary on the warrior clans, which by this point had morphed into capitalism, did people start to realize their mistake. And bourgoisie communism as seen in Cuba, China, North Korea and the former Soviet Union is no substitute either. What we need to consider is tribalism based upon shared value rather than creed. Chiefs would organize to in the governor's hall and the governors would organize in the patrician (a sort of president, prime minister, king, sultan, type of guy)/ matrician (the same thing except female) hall. We would have a sort of co-presidency like the pharoahs with a male/ female team. All positions would be elected rather than inherited through heredity.
This is a combination between three political structures I like- tribal, republican, and that of the pharoahs. In this way we could have tribes, townships, a city-state, nations, and my favorite part, a cooperative commonwealth. Tribes could live anywhere in the realm. A city-state would be something like Seattle. And Washington, Oregon, and Idaho could form a nation. Call it The Great Northwest. Whatever. I propose renaming the United States (in league with Canada and Mexico) The North American Cooperative Commonwealth. I outline this more in my paper, Business As Unusual- Towards A North American Cooperative Commonwealth.
In terms of cities, councils would compose of the tribal chiefs and various trade guild leaders of that particular region. Nations would have a similar approach. Except that instead of the governor hearing the grievances of the chiefs and trade guilds (cooperatives) in the city-state governors would go to the capital have their grivances airied with the guild alliances (coalitions) by the the patrician and matrician of each particular nation, who I reiterate, are elected. Arbiters (pooled from the patricians) from The United States, Canada, and Mexico would convene in The Great Hall with a cabinet at Commonwealth Central with one VIP per annum. Six total arbiters with one per annum electorate. Seven total arbiters.
These entities could form loose city councils and parliaments. Through the advent and use of the internet this could all be done virtually, so no one would physically have to travel anywhere and tend to their own internal affairs. That of their own tribe. As for a judicial branch, instead of philopher kings, we do this (since they have the best ideas anyway) gather the land's best comics, comedians, and humorists in the land and take the top thirteen and ordain them. Media will remain in the control by the media barons. Except that the huge powerhouses like Viacomm and the rest would be run like cooperatives. Worker control. However one channel per city state will be completely public access so every nut and crank has the opportunity to mouth off about whatever they fucking like, all funded by the Commonwealth Government. They foot the bill, we get the spill. And as for the military, all defensive operations would be volunteer only, but one half of all offensive forces would be supplied with the craziest inmates in the penetentiary system. And we eliminate the draft entirely. Get rid of it. As for religion, either allow women and homosexuals equal participation or they'll have to set up shop on someone else's shore.
So there you have it, a fully functional tribal society based on fair trade and democracy open to all gender and sexual roles so everybody is included. I propose we start hacking it out immediately.
 
Lucas better hope that his stepmom precedes his father in death. Typically, when one spouse dies, the entire estate goes to the surviving spouse. When that person dies, their bio children inherit. So it is possible that Lucas' step siblings would be the only ones to inherit. That is all presuming that they die intestate.

Lucas' parents will be well aware that if Lucas were to inherit any money from them, he would lose his tugboat and all the state medical care. All it would take,were Lucas to get any of their money, is one involuntary stay at the HaHa Hotel or for a gangrenous leg to be amputated, and Lucas would be broke again. If they were wise, they set up a conservator-ship for Lucas, so his inheritance is managed, much like a protective payee.

Even if Lucas were to outlive his parents, he will never see that money.
 
Some mighty fine articles on that page. I encourage ya'll to take a careful look.

Theories and Pontification On This Supposed Christ
Christianity is fowled up and always has been. Always will be. Why? Basically we're getting second hand knowledge. Supposedly we are supposed to pray to Jesus and He and He alone will relay to God. God is busy. Leave a message after the sound of the angelic choir. Jesus' words are never followed. Love thy neighbor. Be good people. Blah blah blah. Instead it's translated that the powerful and beautiful people are righteous and should be followed. In the middle ages the war lord pagans converted and everyone wants to be a warlord, right? Christianity was merely just a rider on the warlord bill. Sure, join the barbarian hordes. Decent pay. Endless supply of harlots. But first, have you been saved and repented your sins? Christianity is just Judaism's Cliff's Notes anyhow. No wonder Judas betrayed him to the Sanhedrin. Big J was just giving a summary and made Judaism more accesible to the fools. What he chose to take or left they took or left. Mostly left. Watered it down. Made it lazy and common. Shop talk Judaism with all the parts that made it Judaism left out. You ever see the Princess Bride where all the romantic parts were removed and the graphic violence and cool diaglogue were pumped up for a twelve year old? Same deal. The only difference is that Christianity isn't funny. Or even fun. It's called gospel but it ain't da troof. What Jesus did was blastphemy. Instead of changing Judaism for the better, it split off and did its own thing. Like a rebel. A holiday devil. A reindeer in every pot and a piece of landscaping next to every mantle. Sure Christianity is mythical. But is that what we're supposed to do? Be myth believers?? We may as well eat paint chips. Not that there's anything wrong with that. If that's your thing. I'd just rather not consider cobalt blue a nice apertif. And I'd rather not let a 2000 year old myth guide my moral character.
Jesus was like no man, really. This I believe. But how?? He was still just a man. He acts a lot like an erotic dancer. All pissed off for no reason when he doesn't get his currency. Saying he's all we need. He acts like a modern day whore. An actress. And women of the night will only leave you hurt. The girls of the silver screen will only scar you. Everyone knows it's true. But no one says anything about it. It's no wonder he attracted twelve men into his inner circle. The apostles should have been women. That's my Jesus, a real player. If only Jesus was a black guy. Or Italian. I want a Jesus with a harem. Or perhaps Jesus should have been a woman. I mean it would make more sense. The Jews refer to God in the female sense. Adonai is a feminine name and she is mentioned often. Jesus just reminds me of Morrisey. Don't get me wrong. Morrisey is cool. But I see a lot of parallels between rock stars and Jesus. Especially the androgenous ones like Morrisey and Bowie. It's either a no holds barred grudge match with authority or a romantic declaration. Really bipolar. Manic depression in style when taken as a whole. Androgenous. Ambiguous. Ambidextrous. Telling some to back off and some to come closer. Kind of like a shaman meets Count Dracula. But in Jesus the roles are reversed. He was more a magician than a priest. More a seargent in the salvation army than a true dark soul. About as dark as the military. About as mystical as reaching higher knowledge through the aid of peyote. Why do I say this? Because why would a Messiah entertain with parlor tricks like turning water into a wine? Why would he prefer the company of his men than women? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe Jesus had some knowledge of alchemy and chemistry that no one else had. Maybe he was just playing hard to get. But I doubt it. My messiah would show how the trick was done in order for us to be more like him. My messiah would be more respectiveful of his mother instead of calling her "woman". He just seems like a rude hot dogger to me. Any of his tricks can be remanufactured. Anyone can confess and demand undying love and devotion. And plenty will die for you if that's what it takes to get your attention. And while we're on the subject of crucifixion seem like a real cry for help? "Look ma! No hands! No blood in the circulatory system either. I'm a real hero!"
It seems to me he taught women how to act anyhow. It's all the women who really control the Earth. If they say no they mean no. Just like Jesus. Women were much more submissive in those days. But since Jesus they have become much more powerful. We may not have a woman president, but that's because women are smart. They know that's not where the power is. The power is behind the thrown. In the interworkings of the machine. Condie Rice is much more influencial than George W. Bush any day of the week. A woman merely has to EXIST to be more powerful than a man. So it seems in actuality because Jesus taught women how to act like women of the future, they in turn taught men to act more like the men of the future. I'm not saying anything really. Just wondering about the possibility. It's a proven fact that women handle stress better than men. Handling the knowledge that you're going to be nailed to a pole seems like it would be mighty stressful. And while women have one time of the month when they are off kilter, men have several. Jesus only really got pissed off here and there. Like he was driven by the phases of the moon. Hmmm. We're just more moody, girls. It's true. Look at our world. We'll do crazy things just to be with a woman. Like punch holes in our head with bolts and get ink injected underneeth our epidermises and act tough to conquering Europe if we can get some action. And it's all done in the name of Jesus. Look at these tough bikers and despots. Most are highly religious. But who are the gossipy ones? Mostly women. Probably because they're supressed. They have to get as much information out there in as short as time as possible before being persecuted again. Not always. But mostly. But it's not their fault. I blame the Jesus and the apostles. Terrible gossips. Similar situation. So where and how did it all get so backwards? Was it the dark ages? All I know is that it's not the way to be. We need to go back and re-examine Christianity for what it is. Not just for the words. But their actions. There needs to be a paradigm shift. Hope isn't in Christianity however. It's already too late. Neither is it in something that worships which...

In this article, Lucas introduces us to his political system...is this along the lines of Lucas's fabled Assembly?


Rule of Three
By Lucas Werner
In my mind our society as a whole should organize tribaly and here's why. The system we come from is a system rooted in clans based upon creed. Clans grew into fiefdoms and feudalism spawned some really aweful shit. Monarchies. Capitalism. Trade deficits and imperialsm. Tribes too were precursors to empires such as the Mayan and Olmec aristocracies. However, when the people realized that imperialism was wonky they walked away and recongregated into their previous tribes which, I guess turned out to be a far superior strata. Until the conquistadors invaded, that is.
Until Hegelian philosophy and Karl Marx did commentary on the warrior clans, which by this point had morphed into capitalism, did people start to realize their mistake. And bourgoisie communism as seen in Cuba, China, North Korea and the former Soviet Union is no substitute either. What we need to consider is tribalism based upon shared value rather than creed. Chiefs would organize to in the governor's hall and the governors would organize in the patrician (a sort of president, prime minister, king, sultan, type of guy)/ matrician (the same thing except female) hall. We would have a sort of co-presidency like the pharoahs with a male/ female team. All positions would be elected rather than inherited through heredity.
This is a combination between three political structures I like- tribal, republican, and that of the pharoahs. In this way we could have tribes, townships, a city-state, nations, and my favorite part, a cooperative commonwealth. Tribes could live anywhere in the realm. A city-state would be something like Seattle. And Washington, Oregon, and Idaho could form a nation. Call it The Great Northwest. Whatever. I propose renaming the United States (in league with Canada and Mexico) The North American Cooperative Commonwealth. I outline this more in my paper, Business As Unusual- Towards A North American Cooperative Commonwealth.
In terms of cities, councils would compose of the tribal chiefs and various trade guild leaders of that particular region. Nations would have a similar approach. Except that instead of the governor hearing the grievances of the chiefs and trade guilds (cooperatives) in the city-state governors would go to the capital have their grivances airied with the guild alliances (coalitions) by the the patrician and matrician of each particular nation, who I reiterate, are elected. Arbiters (pooled from the patricians) from The United States, Canada, and Mexico would convene in The Great Hall with a cabinet at Commonwealth Central with one VIP per annum. Six total arbiters with one per annum electorate. Seven total arbiters.
These entities could form loose city councils and parliaments. Through the advent and use of the internet this could all be done virtually, so no one would physically have to travel anywhere and tend to their own internal affairs. That of their own tribe. As for a judicial branch, instead of philopher kings, we do this (since they have the best ideas anyway) gather the land's best comics, comedians, and humorists in the land and take the top thirteen and ordain them. Media will remain in the control by the media barons. Except that the huge powerhouses like Viacomm and the rest would be run like cooperatives. Worker control. However one channel per city state will be completely public access so every nut and crank has the opportunity to mouth off about whatever they fucking like, all funded by the Commonwealth Government. They foot the bill, we get the spill. And as for the military, all defensive operations would be volunteer only, but one half of all offensive forces would be supplied with the craziest inmates in the penetentiary system. And we eliminate the draft entirely. Get rid of it. As for religion, either allow women and homosexuals equal participation or they'll have to set up shop on someone else's shore.
So there you have it, a fully functional tribal society based on fair trade and democracy open to all gender and sexual roles so everybody is included. I propose we start hacking it out immediately.

Of course lucas would build a crackpot ideology around hegelian dialetics. Of fucking course he would

For somebody who reees about capitalism, imperialism and the importance of socialism he sure picks the worst possible concepts to base his ideology on. He clearly has never played fallout new vegas. If he had he would be rethinking that pretty quickly considering it was the founding principle of caesars legion

Though considering how cruel and manipulative caesar is and how he preaches treating women like chattel it somehow seems appropriate that he would be drawn to such an ideology
 
Of course lucas would build a crackpot ideology around hegelian dialetics. Of fucking course he would

For somebody who reees about capitalism, imperialism and the importance of socialism he sure picks the worst possible concepts to base his ideology on. He clearly has never played fallout new vegas. If he had he would be rethinking that pretty quickly considering it was the founding principle of caesars legion

Though considering how cruel and manipulative caesar is and how he preaches treating women like chattel it somehow seems appropriate that he would be drawn to such an ideology

Lucas doesn't think about politics. he think's only about zoomer poon.

If he played new vegas, he would become obsessed with the sex slaves.

I think Lucas should stick to whatever DS games Goldy approves of.
 
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I don't know why, but tonight's compilation was so incredibly draining to mash together.


Since he likes making stupid puns on his own name, it's possible I'm reaching...wernout. :drink:

Replaced tonight's video, there was just too much background noise from the river and traffic on the bridge to make it work and be audible. It sounded okay on headphones but on speakers it's hard to hear his lunacy in some parts. Same video set, just without the background noise reduction so, yeah, kinda loud AF on headphones in the first half.

He is not, however, speaking in any of the videos from the eating peanuts on, he's just--like--breathing hard and staring at the camera.

I just got around to watching this latest video.

Did he take mushrooms or something today or is the constant weed smoking starting to really take its toll on his already broken mind?

The last 5-6 minutes were bizarre to say the least, even by the Werns standards. The ‘popped a boner‘ part mixed in with the ghost pepper peanut eating and silent muttering really looked like someone tripping balls.
 
Some mighty fine articles on that page. I encourage ya'll to take a careful look.
In this article, Lucas introduces us to his political system...is this along the lines of Lucas's fabled Assembly?
Rule of Three
By Lucas Werner
In my mind our society as a whole should organize tribaly and here's why. The system we come from is a system rooted in clans based upon creed. Clans grew into fiefdoms and feudalism spawned some really aweful shit. Monarchies. Capitalism. Trade deficits and imperialsm. Tribes too were precursors to empires such as the Mayan and Olmec aristocracies. However, when the people realized that imperialism was wonky they walked away and recongregated into their previous tribes which, I guess turned out to be a far superior strata. Until the conquistadors invaded, that is.
Until Hegelian philosophy and Karl Marx did commentary on the warrior clans, which by this point had morphed into capitalism, did people start to realize their mistake. And bourgoisie communism as seen in Cuba, China, North Korea and the former Soviet Union is no substitute either. What we need to consider is tribalism based upon shared value rather than creed. Chiefs would organize to in the governor's hall and the governors would organize in the patrician (a sort of president, prime minister, king, sultan, type of guy)/ matrician (the same thing except female) hall. We would have a sort of co-presidency like the pharoahs with a male/ female team. All positions would be elected rather than inherited through heredity.
This is a combination between three political structures I like- tribal, republican, and that of the pharoahs. In this way we could have tribes, townships, a city-state, nations, and my favorite part, a cooperative commonwealth. Tribes could live anywhere in the realm. A city-state would be something like Seattle. And Washington, Oregon, and Idaho could form a nation. Call it The Great Northwest. Whatever. I propose renaming the United States (in league with Canada and Mexico) The North American Cooperative Commonwealth. I outline this more in my paper, Business As Unusual- Towards A North American Cooperative Commonwealth.
In terms of cities, councils would compose of the tribal chiefs and various trade guild leaders of that particular region. Nations would have a similar approach. Except that instead of the governor hearing the grievances of the chiefs and trade guilds (cooperatives) in the city-state governors would go to the capital have their grivances airied with the guild alliances (coalitions) by the the patrician and matrician of each particular nation, who I reiterate, are elected. Arbiters (pooled from the patricians) from The United States, Canada, and Mexico would convene in The Great Hall with a cabinet at Commonwealth Central with one VIP per annum. Six total arbiters with one per annum electorate. Seven total arbiters.
These entities could form loose city councils and parliaments. Through the advent and use of the internet this could all be done virtually, so no one would physically have to travel anywhere and tend to their own internal affairs. That of their own tribe. As for a judicial branch, instead of philopher kings, we do this (since they have the best ideas anyway) gather the land's best comics, comedians, and humorists in the land and take the top thirteen and ordain them. Media will remain in the control by the media barons. Except that the huge powerhouses like Viacomm and the rest would be run like cooperatives. Worker control. However one channel per city state will be completely public access so every nut and crank has the opportunity to mouth off about whatever they fucking like, all funded by the Commonwealth Government. They foot the bill, we get the spill. And as for the military, all defensive operations would be volunteer only, but one half of all offensive forces would be supplied with the craziest inmates in the penetentiary system. And we eliminate the draft entirely. Get rid of it. As for religion, either allow women and homosexuals equal participation or they'll have to set up shop on someone else's shore.
So there you have it, a fully functional tribal society based on fair trade and democracy open to all gender and sexual roles so everybody is included. I propose we start hacking it out immediately.
i don't think he knows how cities form, and it's not because of tribe or creed (typically). it's almost always resource-based like proximity to a river or big coal seam. how would "tribes" put forward a chief? direct election? divine birthright? thunderdome battles? he mentions trade guilds, which depending on organization may not have any nominal leader - but instead a charter that is amended from time to time or something. he then seem to reduce a governor to having zero authority to address local grievances and instead has every Tom, Dick, and Harry, skip over that level of administration and go to seven people (out of presumably hundreds of millions of people) to make decisions on various things.

ignoring that this would grind everything to a halt as there is physically not enough time in a day to hear every grievance available since there are apparently also no court systems, these 7 people must be absolutely perfect in knowledge and fairness (and they're popularly elected so there is no merit based selection criteria) in order to render verdicts on topics as wide ranging as offshore drilling to transsexuals access to sex-protected spaces to adjustments to electricity generation regulation.

he instead replaces courts (and i guess law) with "comedy"... and doesn't elaborate further. "this man murdered this other man because he was breaking the windows of a car in which his wife and child were trapped" "honk honk watch me breakdance because random is funny also subscribe to my twitch channel".

he doesn't outline how an economy would work other than "worker control" which at face value means a cooperative, which doesn't scale well generally without a massive initial injection of capital to get started, or supplemental assurances for governance to apply direct-management (voting, et c) in a way that a worker-member can agree to labor under. a cooperative also isn't inherently nationalist or communal, as they can be profit driven like any other traditional capitalized business - it just means control of the business isn't in the hands of executives, but rather in the hands of all worker-members (presumably) equally. common examples of cooperatives tend to show a suppression of individual achievement if the benefit isn't large or obvious enough to the majority of workers, leading to a decline in innovation unless an outside force is able to significantly influence it's direction (like a state order to make a certain type of plastic or something).

the very concept of economy: exchanging labor/skill and time for tokens or goods isn't outlined at all either so if later information is accurate and people are limited to x amount of money total, and there is a behemoth welfare state supporting a minimal pay rate and those that do work are paid double that, there is zero incentive to do any sort of meaningful work except the pool of labor would vastly shrink increasing prices to insane levels and removing incentive to work at all... which means that the money devalues almost overnight as it has no worth behind it and resources are finite.

if a doctor and janitor earned the same money regardless of the work performed and this was twice the amount a layabout takes when on welfare which is guaranteed to be sufficient to eek a living on, then what is the incentive to work at all? more worthless money that you cannot keep over a limit imposed by the government (i think Lucas said 2 million, but i might be wrong)? and when there are enough (less than half let's say) people that contribute nothing of value to the economy but are instead enjoying fishing or skateboarding or something, then the people that are working are now in control of a scarce resource: their labor. scarcity breeds price increase as the demand increases at the same time the supply has decreased.

this drives up the cost of labor... and if the government injects cash into the system, this lowers the value of individual currency as the total amount of currency in the system has increased while the amount of labor available to purchase is finite. this drives up prices even more, usually at some point the system either collapses, takes more and more devaluations trying to sustain itself, or people switch currencies entirely because the "old" system devalues faster than the currency can be earned. i'm reminded that in Zimbabwe, your day's pay devalued by half when you actually deposited it in the bank less than a few hours later.
 
Still looking for the text of the Assembly, because I'm pretty sure I know where it's archived. I'll edit this post if I find it and put it under a cut.

For now, check out the text of some of the papers Lucas turned in for his English class. I'm sure you guys have seen these before, but it's been a while since the college saga, so maybe this is fun? Maybe it's nice to have them all in the same place, at least. I went back in my Google Drive and found a lot more than I thought I would, so buckle up:

“READY TO BE A DAD”
an essay by Lucas Werner

I want to be a dad. I want to have children and be married. I didn’t want to be a father and a husband until 2 years ago when I was 36. Some say it’s a little late in life to consider starting a family. The science says the exact opposite. When a father my age has children it extends the telomeres of those offspring, giving those kids stronger DNA. This is confirmed by several dozen medical journal articles sponsored by the U.S. government. Not only am I a viable candidate for fatherhood from longer chromosome tips call telomeres in my reproductive cells, older fathers are statistically more caring. I am both biologically and psychologically well prepared to have children, perhaps more than when I was younger by the empirical findings. Science makes me want to become a father at the age that I am now. The science says I am in my prime to sire young, I am psychologically more prepared at this age to have kids and I feel a very overlooked medical condition is loneliness, so starting a family would ease my heartbroken sense of not having a place in this world like many other couples who are proud to have a family of their own through biology, psychology and experience.

The science has been saying that I am at the prime of my life to start having children. I’m 38 years old. The research fascinates me. From what I had read for each year from 35 to 55 years old 17 base pairs are added to the ends of the offspring’s DNA. That means when I turn 39 this year and were to have children before 40, I would add 68 base pairs of DNA to my children’s DNA. Knowing that I would transfer great health, happiness, empathy, disease resistance and longevity into the world means that my child could end up doing great things to help humanity just by existing in it. Scientists have located the sector of empathy in the brain. It is within the right supramarginal gyrus of the cerebral cortex at the conjunction of the parietal, temporal and frontal lobes from whence compassion for others arises. Longer telomeres, the caps of the chromosome arms that are delivered from older fathers would, in fact, elongate in my offspring causing all parts of the body to function better, including the brain. There is a lot of myth surrounding older fathers about autism and mental illness that do not make sense. Older fathers yield 6 children out of 10,000 with autism. The national average is 1 out of 59 children with autism. Both autism and mental illness stem from shorter telomeres, which conduces that should I become a father, my children will have less chance of a brain disorder. Not only are 14 diseases on the rise in the United States, but older fathers have not been popular since before 1912. We then see from the evidence that biologically speaking I would be wise to become a dad at this age.

I want to become a father at a gut personal level because I have a love of kids. I have read several studiers again that older fathers are more attentive and patient with their kids. Beetle fathers are a fine animal example that have been studied and it would be superfluous to conclude that my advancing age would be anything other than psychologically beneficial to my children. With age comes maturity. I certainly see more maturity in myself as I get older, along with a deeper understanding as I near middle age of how the world works and how the world could settle to improve. I think that impetus from cellular degradation in all parts of my body except my reproductive cells turns a person into a fine to quaff liquor through a certain kind of fermentation when the reproductive gametes add a vibrancy that comes from an analogous conversion of the genetic transferase from a raw milk into a fine cheese through new life as in a mold on Roquefort. There’s something about children now that I did not see before. They have an innocence and an honesty that I respect. I see children as anarcho-scientists. They’re free to be open minded and they constantly question everything. Sometimes that brings me to tears. I adore younger people for a great many reasons; their tenacity, their strength, their struggles. I think having kids would bring me in closer connection with 2 generations. My wife would have to be either a Millennial if older than 23 in 2018 or Generation Z herself and our children would be part of the tentatively titled Generation Alpha. Generation X has longer telomeres in the sperm cells while adult Generation Z has longer telomeres in the egg cells, putting younger women in symmetry with middle aged men. I think it’s important to bridge gaps and becoming an older father would bond different generations. Psychologically speaking, having children at this age would benefit them and myself greatly.

I always was a lonely kid, but the past 6 years have been the worst, so I think having children and a wife will bring me further away from isolation from the human experience of family. I’ve been alone and single for 6 years. I see young couples with kids eveywhere. They’re adorable. My sense of jealousy drives me. 18 to 24 year old women have the highest meiotic spindle appearance in their oocytes, the cells that develop into ova within the uterine lining prior to pregnancy. That means 18 to 24 year old women are the healthiest for giving birth to children that are twice as likely to live ro 100 from stronger DNA. The long life is attributed to longer telomeres in the reproductive cells of young women. I feel knowledge is power because from my experience on OK Cupid, Plenty of Fish, Tinder and Bumble 18 to 24 year old women don’t want to date 35 to 55 year old men, which only increases my sense of dread. I lost my virginity at 27 to a woman my age that I had met on Plenty of Fish. 4 of my girlfriends were older than me and 4 were the same age. I’ve had 8 girlfriends. I think this is an ageist dilemma. I’m doing everything I can to change my life for the better. I’m now in college with the intent of becoming a doctor. I’m attending all my classes. I’m buying board games. I’m showing people respect. I don’t want to be lonely anymore. I’m sick of the greif. I lead an existence that is lacking in experience, yet full and rich as if to say, “Take me. I’m yours.”

I have 3 solid reasons for wanting to experience fatherhood. Science states that my age puts me at a prime nature to have children, I’m psychologically prepared to have children and I feel starting a family will ease my tortured loneliness. It is important to note that race horses are bred stud to philly. Studs are horses after they’ve run their races, while phillies are young female horses. Silverback gorillas are middle aged like me. The silverback has 30 wife gorillas whom he protects and is protected by the females from coups from the young male gorillas. We see in seeding plants that the male gametes implant in the ground in the fall while the female gametes, pollen, are spread by pollinator animals like birds and bees in the spring. We look at the pattern of nature, The Golden Spiral found in spiral galaxies, orbits of planets around suns as these stars orbit the galactic core, floral and animal patterns alike, DNA, cloud formations and stock market trends are made up of The Fibonacci Sequence, which is a numerical series of gaps. We have long known that young women are best for offspring health. We now know middle aged men are also better for offspring health. I changed nieces and nephew diapers from the time I was 10 to 18. I know a thing or 2 about children. I’m trying to date. Ladies, you just have to give me a chance. The science is on our side. I am biologically, psychologically and experiencially prepared to become a dad.

Men under 35 should not breed. The title of this essay is not meant to provoke ageism any more than advocating for the increased intelligence and health of mixed raced children should provoke racism, women in the workforce with stay at home husbands should provoke misogyny or misandry or same-sex marriage causes more homophobia. There are biological stations we need to engineer into the cultural ethos of popular culture so as to normalize true statements. It is inconclusive whether men between 35 and 55 give their kids stronger DNA, but there is a pile of evidence to suggest men between 35 and 55 give their kids stronger DNA.

According to dozens of reports on government websites, men of a certain age window contribute in all ways to a fitter, healthier, happier, more giving, intelligent, physically stronger, more compassionate, better looking, less mentally ill, longer living progeny. The role is simple. Men of a certain age elongate the telomeres on their offspring’s chromosomes through longer telomeres on the older male sperm. The culture itself is enough ageist against 18 to 24 year old women being with 35 to 55 year old men. Portending the future hinges upon 35 to 55 year old men having offspring with 18 to 24 year old women and that being the normale role.

Women 18 to 24 have more spindle appearance on their ova than older or younger females, which, again, elongates the telomeres of their offspring. Remarkable as it though be, our culture is ageist and perhaps at the embryological level that is more damaging than the nihili faculties of single raced future generations. Eugenics tries for purity. The contest to eugenics embodies diversity. Since young women and older men lend stronger DNA through more telomerase on the parental reproductive cell DNA, the paradoxical agreement of “mixed generational kids” being the regular pattern, it ought not stir the culture, but clearly this is not the normal romantic relationship accepted by most the world.

The ageist culture of bigotry, prejudice and discrimination extends to a type of relationship that may add several years to life and a healthier population. IQ has been dropping since the Victorian Era. There are 16 diseases on the rise in America. Every one of those diseases is linked to shorter telomeres, as is the aforementioned lower intelligence. Something has to be done! In 20,000 years we may devolve into a lower species. The popular culture does little to satiate the desires of DNA reaching out to the proper match. We stand as a country that is vehemently against incest, in fact, incest is often a felony in many states, because incest can lead to inbreeding, which damages DNA through telomere attrition, and yet we forgo logic entirely when it comes to the evidence of older men with young women doing more present a job at natural selection through adaptation than proximous aged young couples procreating.

Venturing out into the dating sites proves difficult. Navigating the culture of the bigot is ersatz bittersweet poetry. While going after the “cougar” of a younger male with older female paradigm is a game, set, match, the reverse is seen as “creepy” or “weird” and a suicidal labyrinth out when older men, especially older men at an equal or lesser economic standing than the women of interest, as if democratic-socialism were not the rising political ethos amongst people born between 1995 and perhaps 2010, known as Generation Z or Post-Millennials. The paradigm sees an old man of the patriarchy trying to get a free pass when that man is not playing the part of a “sugar daddy” with his engorged wallet or the older man is skipped over and ridiculed immensely, despite each subsequent marriages and divorces choosing a younger and younger female mate to elevate his status from the neighborhood to the board room. The money thing is rich with hypocrisy. Why can’t we be of the same monetary status or below to date young women when women the same age or older don’t seem to take into account economics? It is confounding and bleek that an attraction to young women makes one a foe in most cases, or through conditioning, an anti-hero sucking in all the personal attacks that could egender to a peer review, or it that just paranoia? Anecdote and evidence suggests sapience in this matter.

Why wouldn’t the patriarchy set this longitude free on to the silver screen once more as the 30’s and 40’s of the 20th century linked Humphrey Bogart and Lauren Bacall 25 years apart at their marriage? Well, then it was “cute”. Youth entitlement since the the 1940’s hipster scene to beatniks, hippies, yuppies and so on protesting whatever has been the coup de gras of subcultural neo-liberalism, as a resistance, since social justice is the wrath of the kids. Yet, retro culture forebodes. Never do we see the old man being personified again as the popularity of Bernie Sanders among the embittered, and rightly so, youth. The wise old man archetype is returning to both conservatives and liberals. With conservatives, that memoir is Donald Trump’s. History repeats itself. Either the patriarchy does not know the facts or the facts are known and older men, as more likely probable, are past the age where they would want to get married or have children in the first place, so the facts are quasi-forgotten or too hidden, but by whom? The old patriarch perhaps gets off on puppy love for nostalgic reasons or as a histrionic curmudgeon hates kids.

We can also be heroes. It is up to older men to not act as though biology entitles one to a mate, despite the urge to blurt forth to begin, “You know, it really is quite compelling…” to young women, because to hit on a young lady takes a certain finesse that facts don’t seem to comply at all online, offline, or even in literature. The trouble is there is no guide book for such exchange, because as previously noted, older women and women the same age do not mind intellectual accreditation in order to be pursued, while younger women take more of an affront to even, “Hi, how are you. Those shoes look pretty, “ that any other age group of women are flattered to hear; older and the same age, but younger ladies apparently do not accept as good timing and that’s fair. Everyone is quite different and some groups may want to hear, albeit indirectly, that a certain age of man would procure them healthier offsping. The trouble is that men this age may want children, but our economic system is uncouth when it comes to monetary stability enough to do so when both as a pair are likely not financially steady enough to bare young, which is sad. The financial instability means one of the partners has to be sound in accrued interest and it likely will not be the younger person, so the responsibility falls on the man almost every time in the May-December romance.

One can be genetically The Incredible Hulk and live in a tiny one bedroom studio apartment looking for his anti-corporate queen and she still won’t reciprocate love because the guy doesn’t live in a big house on the hill, even if she admires his bulky, muscled green skinned rage at the villainies of Corporate American life in the 2 party dictatorship of 2019. We also have this notion of “preference” being key, when preference is tidily always grounded in some form of social discrimination, something frowned upon at least by progressive thinkers. The reproach is quite quixotic and exhausting to make any kind of headway in contrast to the coaxing from friends to “talk to her,” or “make a move”. Any kind of greeting is based in a ricochet of a thousand ways to say no, or at the most in terms of societal politeness, a no, thank you.

When we can do better for our kids, we need to strive to do better for our kids. We have prohibited a great many things that do not warrant prohibitive measures; drugs, prostitition and gambling are in the ream of adult entertainment and are proven in the cases where legal to be less damaging that under the schedules of illegality. We have prohibited things that do warrant prohibitive measures: inbreeding, small toys for young children, toxic and damaging goods to people and animals, and gun purchases under a certain age, do better as restricted and taboo for safety reasons. We do not question how we regulate incest because the police and laws do what is necessary to protect the public. We do not question small toy regulation for young children because, again, the law does what it can. Maybe we shouldn’t question how we’re going to monitor breeding with men under the age of 35 and allow the law to do its job.

Men between 35 and 55 should breed more often. We know now that venturing outside intrafamilial sex gives us a healthier population. This is the new precipice one looks over when considering wanting to start a family. We know young women are more apt to give offspring a better chance at a more omniscient sentience and a decidedly buffer body than what incest / inbreeding guarantees. The information that an older dad does what a younger mom does is obviously a noted behemoth that can jump skyscrapers in an enraged fit to attack the patriarchy than without this information, from either selfishness or ignorance, abounds an adolescent that thinks they know everything and becomes more open minded by collegiate age.

Some things just take time and in time the picture becomes clear that there are things wrong with society. The Earth is no longer thought to be rotated by the sun. Slavery is no longer thought to be ethical. Polio now has a vaccine. There are indelibly things that are indeed new under the sun. Only a cro-magnon male would think gays, people of color and women are mentally deficient today, but before the 1960’s those were the accepted views. Pop culture changes. New things happen all the time, every day in the world. This information should not be avoided, despite not being self-evident. Older men in a clearing of 35 to 55 years old ought to do all the breeding beyond “preference” being rooted in prejudice. Men under 35 would do best, even for themselves, to not breed. Genetically, it is new information that ought to cling to the cultural psyche like Spider-Man on a slippery slope still has an iron-clad grasp despite the goofy clothing choices. Circular reasoning only goes down the drain in remark of “preferences” needing to be respected, when biology outweighs love in the case of incest giving Europe the Hapsburg Jaw and Incest Depression seen in redder, more conservative panaches.

This is not an argument of rich vs. poor. This is a matter of a future for our species. Would one date their opposite sex sibling even if they agreed upon not having children? The answer is an obvious negation. Let’s not forget the gaslighting of the Jews as “bigots” during the Holocaust as an example of how eugenic proponents favored purity over diversity and that this salient breadth is meant to strive against eugenics, for aren’t most couples the same age? What if they were all the same race? Would a white skinned person attracted most to brown skin people also be gaslit as being prejudiced despited mixed race children having more protected DNA? Let us consider that empathy is housed in the right supramarginal gyrus of the parietal lobe of the brain and that shorter telomeres in the hippocampus leads to bipolar, among other ailments of the human mind.

What then of short telomeres in the right supramarginal gyrus? Does that not prove a rather obvious point with dwindling empathy? Short telomeres vs. long telomeres isn’t even a debate. Let us ditch the old ways when the old ways are tantamount to brain damage. Let us embrace the old way when before 1912 and Wilhelm Weinberg said the opposite about older dads as telomere scientists do now since 2012, a full century since Weinberg, like Aristotle stated the sun rotated the Earth, only to be challenged, forthrightly and correctly by Galileo, when it was becoming clear and foreboding all over Europe that established religion had no idea what it was talking about. The old ways were prior to Aristotle when India knew the truth about the rotating Earth and sun. It is not an ornate supposition. The only challenge is using evidence to a country blasted by incorrigible, unfounded and debatable faith to create pop culture in a way that sometimes alters the ego of the population, but more often than not offers a fake image to a fake civilization.

We breed old studs to young fillies. Autumn drops a lot of seed. Spring next year is a pollen bring. This correctly matches up to an expression in the Fibonacci Sequence called The Golden Ratio Numerical Gap, the author suppositions on wit of necessity. The Golden Ratio Numerical Gap is the expression of all gaps in The Fibonacci Sequence that encompasses The Golden Spiral. We see these patterns in nature. We see Fibonacci in black holes, spiral galaxies, planetary orbits, roses, cones, fish through mammals, cloud formations, DNA and atoms. Gaps are part of nature. Perhaps we are connected in many different Fibonacci ways. This is not a choice. This is nature. Since we see the case, we are back to the denouement where women between 18 and 24 are meant to be with men between 35 and 55. Clearly, we’re all heroes.

The controversy is that by being an ageist, one is not always agephobic, as demisexuals prefer a connection beforehand, we prefer to enlighten by the cosmos. The universe being older than the galaxies being older than the stars being older than the sun being older than the Earth being older than the moon being older than the dirt being older than the water being older than the life being older than the sky being older than the human beings being older than robots, invention, revolution, fascism, communism, capitalism, money, etc., etc., etc. further down the pike, it should be obvious the universe prefers a certain level of decorum. Capes and underwear outside the leotard does not seem fitting for regular society, but some have a flare for the flamboyant.

Men under 35 should not breed for a number of reasons. It would be senile to keep up this trend. Malfeasant are the ways that it has also been found that men under 35 do, as one publication has pointed out, contribute a great deal to the genetic abnormalities of our species. We are all normal, but some are abnormally advanced and that surprises Reinhard Stindl of Denmark, who wrote the paradoxical sperm paper in the National Institutes of Health. There is a longitudinal study from the Philippines. There is the plethoric of article and paper on this finding. Men under 35 should nay reproduce.

Compounding the verbosity with the facts has lended the topic some thought. Insipid are the vicissitudes of being eons from even the undertaking consideration, is not, unlike the story of Dracula, despite Bram Stoker being 33 years older than his bride. Both the old man and the young women in Dracula were testimonials on life. He, being 400 years old, they being around 18, vampire lore as a fear mongering tactics may have actually meant something else. Perhaps , the metaphor is that old men lend testosterone to her and young women lend progesterone to him in a continual cycle, not yet understood scientifically, but personally mixed with his nightmares from ancient stories of things that become uncontrollable with time for both the sexes. The conjecture has mounds of evidence. No one expected William and Orville to send flight into the imagination of Stan Lee. Opulent reasoning does not exclude the “just so” stories of puppy love befitting our Valentine’s Day when your dad is on his third wife and step dad on his third, as well, both mares being young fillies in their fathers’ minds for over 30 years each of raw, sweet marriage.

Proximous age couples are ostensibly against nature. Older men, by several studies, provide ample reason for young women between 18 and 24 to date from 35 to 55 years old, for the sake of fitter children from both corresponding ages of parents. Embryologically speaking, this template makes a modicum of sense, when compared to incest being a felonious act, leading to the probable result of inbreeding in many cases.

While it is difficult to convince young women of an older man’s esteemed worth, one would be wise to know the information, even without the desire to reproduce, on some level enough to say to men under 35 that having children early, for the male, is probably irresponsible in the first case. It is a matter of sowing the wild oats for men in their 20’s anyway that ought to be supported, even at the reciprocation that older men might not find a mate due to agephobia and discrimination alone genetically does a type of Hampsburgian damage, when looked at from a dry, scientific perspective of intelligence, and disease, that underlying all the rigamarole typifies an urgency to breed sickness right out of the species, if such young ladies engender to a new paradigm.

We have become a species that has isolated itself through electronic entertainment either by placidity in the case of watching television or disingenuousness through video game personas enacted to present a false image of ourselves to others via the online experience. There is a whole culture of trolling that has sprung up since social media carried through to the online digital gaming realm that’s only purpose is to emotionally damage others for the sake of laughter in the dispense of bullying for bullying sake. People talk of video games like a Mecca where words inappropriate in the real world that directly attack women and girls, people of color (POC) and homosexuals (LGBTQ) are intentionally used to trigger anxiety en masse so as to win the game and in many cases to trigger future paranoia. Whereby flaming people over the internet has become the modus operandi of winning instead of game enjoyment for the sake of game enjoyment trolling is a way to hurt others as a mean spirited way to have fun.

We’ve seemingly morphed into a shit eating monstrosity on the ass of humanity. Even the more civil of video gamers would agree that things have gotten out of hand. There are arguments to be made for the positivity of video games. What this essay is showing is the fall from grace and redemption of gaming. In that what was a noble past time of the childhood of Generation X, Millennials, and Generation Z through to adulthood has dulled its edge. It's like video gaming has turned into a big fat bottom dwelling crap digesting nuisance that spawns violence and hate while tabletop gaming has become a revived ascending angel soaring above the clouds rebirthed into a compassionate adored beacon of life while exercising much more in theme than the tedious shoot ‘em up violence that most attracts the trolls.

Rarely does the name calling come out on the table where it's a practical greeting in the digital game realm to greet your best of buddies with racist, misogynistic, homophobic slurs

or some form of jockular push. The average market for a video gamer is 20s to 30s for the biggest money, where the board game market is on the box at around 9 to 99. The swearing still comes out, but the anger is whisper thin because we have to protect the cardboard vigil to our progress safe. I don't know how grown up video games get, the trolls ruin it for everyone. If there's any trolls within the board gaming community you're probably playing a fantasy themed game at the offset such as Small World, but we call those Orcs, and they’re often integral. I've never been playing a board game with someone and the loser flips the table over. I've been video gaming and have seen a second placer throw a controller at the console or TV more than once. Paper is intimate, which can't be said as much of video gaming. There is a classic feel.

I made so many positive connections with people in my last month at the hospital through the tile laying board game Carcassonne that I never made with an NES in 5 years across 2 grade schools and 2 jr. highs. I was the anti-Gregor Samsa that everyone just wanted to go away; I was the bringer of the light. This was an ascent into the sky for me rather than a hiding under the couch. There was some feel of my being parasitic at first and I was very angry at everything. Then I got Carcassonne handed to me like a giant pet bird-man about to make me money, but instead of cash, I made friends. In one month, I played over a dozen people and won 2/3rds of the time, but there were many repeat guests to my chicken coop that fine December through January after the previous 9 months of monotony hiding in my room a lot. And then I left the hospital like the old man had grown some unweighted wings through the pickings of the chicks and dudes tearing off Samsa’s beetle kin from my plumage to my flight. Meanwhile. NBC was about to declare 2018 a board gaming Renaissance in full swing. I was a legend. It is a time for the legendary.

My collection of sprites are money. I own over 30 board games in one year of further collecting. I see video games and I think of children, though now the genre equally caters to middle aged adults and yet older adults, younger adults and kids collect board games as though it was a battle with terror over compassion. That terror is the age splitting differences between the digital game demon where we see more ageil cliques than board games where even Baby Boomers can join in with no such awkwardness as feeling different from the others. As in the more serene moments on The Metamorphosis, we see more serenity than any part of A Very Old Man With Enormous Wings of a Victorian imagineering of the Samsa family playing a popular game at the time like Chess, Draughts, or Nine Man’s Morris.

Video games are not bad, but badness creeps in more so with the online digital than the offline analog. I wouldn’t call most video games relaxing, though notable in doing the chill thing quite well are music games. Every board game I have played has been senescent compared to the most ambient of video games. In this disturbance, we see the more impassioned moments of A Very Old Man with the rocks baiting forth that did not saddle in Metamorphosis except for maybe the boarders or the feisty maid. The new is high action games of the cyberpunks throwing stones at angels that the novelty of tabletop gaming feels like Gregor Samsa at the one instance of deliciousness was moldy cheese. The old is often a delicacy. Reading a book or magazine is not nearly as good as television to some, but many are the quiet type. We scurry. We hide. We fall. We rise. We take the opposite turn in A Very Old Man With Enormous Wings from The Metamorphosis.

One day tabletop gaming may even surpass video gaming like old classic literature will always hold for paper to express the detangle for ascent as a dung beetle dries up like an electric fad may too soon die to be remembered as great even after 104 years or in the case of board games, back to the first game, Senet, from Dynastic Egypt. The analog saints and digital monsters are embracing like a boxing match. If good triumphs evil here, it will be the old school competition one might want to escape the coop to watch or descurry from the couch to breathe life again away from the bad attitudes like situational parasites of ignorance within ones always leave a Kafkaesque bug malnutritioned and a monster, Kafkaesque whether bird or bug without explanation. Circumstances arise unexpectedly. Pain is often just a product of not being recognised as one ought to be. The civil discourse will begin when the prejudice allows for wings to metamorph and family bonds both without monsters and with full celestial process.

I have more, but KF doesn't want me to post a ton of them in one chunk, so I'll make another post later.
 
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I actually sent this to the member looking for it, but I see others are still looking for it too, so I don’t want anyone wasting their time! Hope I posted this spoiler tag correctly. This is long.

The Assembly

The Assembly is my idea for a direct democracy. The Assembly could propose and vote on anything over a secure internet connection. There'd be some laws though that would not change. Theft and property in use destruction would still be illegal, including pollution. Murder and violence illegal unless all involved signed a digital waver. War illegal, unless from a threat off world or from a federation of planets type of thing, or an illegal uprising. Drugs and sex under 18 illegal, unless for medical reasons approved by a doctor. No sex under 16, period. Drugs otherwise allowed recreationally, as long as duties were not diminished. Rape also illegal, unless someone signed a waver allowing themselves to be hunted for sexual purposes. Sex with animals illegal. Harassment illegal, unless under signed consent. Bribery and blackmail illegal. Measures applying to certain people only would be voted on by those people. Measures applying to only women, for example, would only be allowed votes by women. There would be no separatist measures allowed. You couldn't just vote to make it illegal for white people to listen to rap music or black people to be given a free car, for instance. Getting rid of The Assembly illegal. Other than that, the people could propose and vote on anything. No proposals or voting on weekends, unless an emergency determined by the 11 person council at the top of each enterprise, which would be a bit like a cabinet to be dissolved and replaced after 1 year, unless The Assembly decided the 11 were operating at a minimum of 80% approval in the yes, no fashion for the entire group as a whole. After 5 years, each would be judged one by one to reach that 80% or replaced. After the longest serving member had served for 10 years on a council, the entire council at that time would be dissolved and replaced with new individuals. The longest serving member would either be promoted or transferred along with the others to other enterprises as per the choices of those individuals if approved by The Assembly as a whole of those enterprises of any size for the new transfer. It would take 5 working days for proposals to be voted on, fixed or thrown out, unless a shorter time period was voted on for the decisions. 10% of the jurisdiction where measures would apply would have to vote at bare minimum for the measure to pass in 5 days or less and voters would get a yes, no or 1 chance per person to offer a correction. The correction would have one hour to be read and allowed to be voted upon or thrown out as nonsensical or unnecessary as per Assembly decision. The correction would have 24 hours or less to be approved or discarded as a change to the measure by the same rules and there would be 5 corrections allowed per measure on a first come, first serve basis, unless discarded. After 5 approved changes were voted on, the measure would sit as is or returned to original format within 1 hour or less. Of those 10% at minimum, anything over 50% would pass or fail the measure. Votes affecting groups of individuals that didn't belong to any official division, such individuals in encounters with others, maybe law enforcement, or spontaneous assemblies of folks, like crowds at events, at random, inside establishments, music groups, classrooms, people in an argument needing advice, would go to The World Assembly and be decided upon in a yes, no fashion from a pool of an odd number that would convene in 5 seconds, given any percentage vote in these spontaneous unofficial decisions affecting 1 individual person or groups formed at random. All official divisions could also vote to lower their 5 day or 1 day decision making process to anything less than the maximum of no less than 5 seconds. The Assembly would be worldwide, but there could be votes that apply to smaller areas like apartment buildings, towns and countries or even continents and hemispheres where only those who lived or worked within those areas could vote. Again, random unofficial conglomerations would also be allowed and be set up to follow the rules for unofficial groupings. Again, anything affecting a town or neighborhood within that town would have 24 hours. Anything not determined to be a government division, such as businesses, schools, etc. would be 5 second decisions of those who were awake and voting, under the 10% minimum participation required rule. Half the people in each building or structure where people slept would be on a nocturnal schedule, the other half diurnal. If individuals were asleep during their assigned waking schedule and do not vote, that would be their decision. If over 90% were asleep or abstaining when they were supposed to participate, then 10% would be roused at random and be asked to participate by an alarm. Nocturnals could switch with diurnals for any time period as long as all was split evenly and entered into the network system consensually. All structures where people slept would always consist of an even number of people or 1 computerised random would be entered temporarily. All enterprises would be in operation 24 hours a day. Everyone would be given a Universal Basic Income of 100 credits a year and be given a wage of 100 credits a year for working any job. One could only save 1000 credits. No one would be forced to work more than 30 hours a week, 5 days a week, with 6 weeks of the 52 week year devoted to mandatory vacation time, with maternity and paternity leave mandatory for 3 months for new parents and a 3 child per person limit followed by reversible sterilisation, which could be raised or lowered depending on an over or under population crisis, decided upon by The Assembly and a guiding scientific council, with full job coverage and job security during all periods of work leave, depending upon health matters and vacation times served. In fact, there would be several 11 person scientific guidance councils within their fields, up to approval and disapproval by The Assembly in all matters affecting those fields, determined by peers in their field and jurisdictions where applied, independent of committees to serve only to proffer advice, but would of course be part of The Assemblies like anyone else. The smallest scientific council would be at the business level, including schools counted as enterprises like businesses. Every town and city would have a council and higher up to the world level. The council could vote with their Assemblies, but could not veto as individuals or as a group. After all resource costs were covered for all businesses, all excess would be given to The Assembly at largest to decide upon use. Businesses that served the planet would have their excesses decided upon by the The World Assembly. Businesses that by majority only affect a city would divide their excesses to the city as The City Assembly or smaller saw fit, under the guidance of the scientific council advising, as long as those excesses were not given to any groups under 11 people and never for personal use. Any enterprises, including schools and government departments, not seen as being productive to the good of those it served would be helped out by fixers or eliminated. Automation would be favored over human labor and all human powered jobs would be filled because people liked the work and had a particular talent for the task, according to the scientific councils guiding those endeavors and The Assembly that served that area. Each enterprise, including businesses, schools, government departments, etc. would be headed by 11 person boards, known as, aforementioned, The Committee, who'd effectively run the enterprise as overseers, unless a majority vote of the crew over rode their decisions. Each sector of each business would follow this 11 person model. There'd be a captain of each 11 person committee, but a vote of the 10 others could override, with an 11th vote thrown to The Assembly of each sector where decisions were applicable. Every venture would always include an odd number of voters, no matter what. In cases of an even number of people deciding, the network would add a randomizer for the applicable jurisdiction, even on trains, airplanes and spaceships, as long as the rules weren't broken, for that vote. No murder, etc. Each Assembly and Committee would allow votes from all people at a 12th grade reading, writing and emotional maturity level, whatever that 12th grade level would be at that time, no matter their age, which would be assessed once a month by a short 30 minute written exam, 30 minute physical challenge and health check up to make sure everyone was fresh, mature, fit for duty and up to date on current matters. The same would apply to scientific councils, but the requirement would have to be a university master's level of understanding or above. Each council and committee would also be given a report card every month, as a whole and as individuals by the concordant Assembly overseeing those councils and committees. Any individual working within a council or committee not receiving an 80% approval rating from all voting, given the 10% requirement, would be forced to step down from the council or committee and would be replaced by The Assembly of that jurisdiction after a brief of 5 day or less scientific review of no less than 1 day. Individuals serving in group entities would be given 2 chances to improve following a 30 day break to brush up on skills after both attempts. After 2 failures to reach 80% again the individual would have to retire and seek employment in another enterprise or as a lesser crew member in the same enterprise or to take a break and live on the Universal Basic Income (UBI) alone if that was their choice. The individual would be allowed another attempt in a year. Failing the attempt a year later would result in a permanent ban from that particular council or committee. Individuals deemed unfit for society due to danger to others followed by incarceration or annoyance to others after 3 attempted relocations to anywhere on the planet the individual decided upon living after being kicked out would be incarcerated in holds that resemble college dorms, instead of jails or prisons with movement restricted to that property and rehabilitated with patient centered therapy and patient centered medication options. Each hold would have indoor and outdoor areas and would be peaceful and tranquil, though isolated environments on the outskirts of cities and towns. Individuals outside the realm of help would be confined to a surveillant smaller living quarters with indoor and outdoor areas as well, away from others on the hold facility with 24 hour staff on hand to assist the ailing individual with assessments given every month to move the individual to the larger confinement before being released into society at large if the ailing individual wishes to move on and had met all requirements. No rights, including consensual sexual freedoms from others with the ailing individual, would be taken away and visits would be allowed on any day. Individuals within The Assembly could abstain from society as a whole altogether for any time period and live off grid in rural areas in the wilderness, suburban areas or off grid in urban areas at shelters by choice if no damage was brought to the grid itself from outside by off gridders. Individuals would also be allowed to live on grid as well in either the wilderness, suburbs or urban shelters. Anyone, given technology, would be allowed to leave the planet, galaxy or universe at any time in lieu of detainment as long as that technology was fully understood, able to be replicated and tamed by the current understanding of science. Everyone would have a smartphone connected to the internet to remain within 20 feet of the individual for whom the device was assigned. Each individual would be required to use the device for at least 1 logged hour a day. It would be perfectly legal to opt out of owning a device or to opt back in at any time. If an hour had not been logged per day, that individual would be located by a DNA scan and peaceably confronted for safety purposes and asked to log an hour given a heart rate scan for consciousness to make sure the individual had been alive and awake for at least 1 hour. If the heart rate had stopped, the individual would be located and taken to the morgue. If 12 consecutive hours of sleep in a row was detected, medical would arrive to make sure the individual was well. If not, the individual would be be given care in a hospital until healthy enough to continue. The smart device would turn on with a consecutive reading of a fingerprint, DNA scan, retinal scan, heart rate scan, adrenaline level, cortisol level and oxytocin level and a quick vocal lie detector test if the adrenaline level was above nominal to be registered as fear, depression or anger rather than lust with increased oxytocin to make sure the smart device was not opened by coercion from others. Depression would incur assessment from a suicide prevention person at a certain depleted serotonin and dopamine level and in person help if depression was registering a need for intervention after prolonged duration enough to warrant serious concern of hopelessness seperate from what could be considered routine intermittent sadness. The phone would also read for increased electrical levels that could indicate an explosive was nearby and increased chemical levels to indicate either poison or a weapon was present, that was not registered to the smart device owner or another smart device owner nearby. Fear from the opener of the device would incur safety protocols upon the lie detector test of a vocal explanation. The device would also scan the vicinity for DNA of fugitives and missing persons while in use or dormant. Any individuals registering fear while missing persons or fugitives were in the vicinity prior to the arrival of law enforcement would be questioned with a lie detector if not asleep and experiencing fear while dreaming. Fear while dreaming would be ignored and the individual would be allowed to sleep, given that the heart rate was nominal, not dangerously elevated, in cardiac arrest or stopped. The device would also scan for pathogens and poisons in the vicinity whether dormant or activated by the user. The device would also serve as a smoke detector and temperature sensor with appropriate action taken for each. If the device quit working unexpectedly, an official would show up to assess the problem. The device would be solar powered with a wireless axial attached to a light source attached to infrared attached to a solar battery attached back to the device that could power several devices at once. There would also be a solar collector on the device itself for redundancy purposes to keep the device running while in an indoor structure attached to any outdoor light source, such as a window or solar panel on the outside of every room of every building and outside every window of every building. The device could also be plugged in like smartphones are today as a third redundancy in the form of an electrical battery connected to a wall socket. The chance of the device shutting down unplanned for routine maintenance or replacement and completely unannounced would be rare and cause for concern.
 
Silverback gorillas are middle aged like me. The silverback has 30 wife gorillas whom he protects and is protected by the females from coups from the young male gorillas.

Gee, I wonder where lucas gets his delusions of men hoarding women. Just like he thinks of himself as a silverback he thinks everyone else literally acts like a gorilla

Compounding the verbosity with the facts has lended the topic some thought. Insipid are the vicissitudes of being eons from even the undertaking consideration, is not, unlike the story of Dracula, despite Bram Stoker being 33 years older than his bride. Both the old man and the young women in Dracula were testimonials on life. He, being 400 years old, they being around 18, vampire lore as a fear mongering tactics may have actually meant something else. Perhaps , the metaphor is that old men lend testosterone to her and young women lend progesterone to him in a continual cycle, not yet understood scientifically, but personally mixed with his nightmares from ancient stories of things that become uncontrollable with time for both the sexes. The conjecture has mounds of evidence. No one expected William and Orville to send flight into the imagination of Stan Lee. Opulent reasoning does not exclude the “just so” stories of puppy love befitting our Valentine’s Day when your dad is on his third wife and step dad on his third, as well, both mares being young fillies in their fathers’ minds for over 30 years each of raw, sweet marriage.

......Did he seriously just try to claim bram stoker was using dracula to spread some kind of insane message about old men fucking little girls? Holy projection batman. and he should be careful making implications like that because the same could be applied to his insane board games and 'novel'

The average market for a video gamer is 20s to 30s for the biggest money, where the board game market is on the box at around 9 to 99.

....He actually believes the marketing bs on the box apparently. Also totally no freudian slip in going out of his way to say games targeted to 20 - 30s is bad but games that attract 9 year olds are good at all

Even the more civil of video gamers would agree that things have gotten out of hand. There are arguments to be made for the positivity of video games. What this essay is showing is the fall from grace and redemption of gaming. In that what was a noble past time of the childhood of Generation X, Millennials, and Generation Z through to adulthood has dulled its edge. It's like video gaming has turned into a big fat bottom dwelling crap digesting nuisance that spawns violence and hate while tabletop gaming has become a revived ascending angel soaring above the clouds rebirthed into a compassionate adored beacon of life while exercising much more in theme than the tedious shoot ‘em up violence that most attracts the trolls.

Rarely does the name calling come out on the table where it's a practical greeting in the digital game realm to greet your best of buddies with racist, misogynistic, homophobic slurs

Clearly lucas hasn't played monopoly or risk. and I wonder what he would have to say about wild bill hickock getting shot while playing cards

I was the anti-Gregor Samsa that everyone just wanted to go away; I was the bringer of the light. This was an ascent into the sky for me rather than a hiding under the couch

....I think that batshit quote speaks for itself. He will be forever known as Lucas Lightbringer: the couch nester

Then I got Carcassonne handed to me like a giant pet bird-man about to make me money, but instead of cash, I made friends

What in the actual fuck does that even mean.....? I'm getting some seriously creepy lucas projecting himself onto big bird in a horrifyingly creepy version of sesame street

Meanwhile. NBC was about to declare 2018 a board gaming Renaissance in full swing. I was a legend. It is a time for the legendary.

Absolute narcissism. Lucas sees himself as s legend. Some kind of divine chicken legend with a board game coop at that

One day tabletop gaming may even surpass video gaming like old classic literature will always hold for paper to express the detangle for ascent as a dung beetle dries up like an electric fad may too soon die to be remembered as great even after 104 years or in the case of board games, back to the first game, Senet, from Dynastic Egypt. The analog saints and digital monsters are embracing like a boxing match. If good triumphs evil here, it will be the old school competition one might want to escape the coop to watch or descurry from the couch to breathe life again away from the bad attitudes like situational parasites of ignorance within ones always leave a Kafkaesque bug malnutritioned and a monster, Kafkaesque whether bird or bug without explanation. Circumstances arise unexpectedly. Pain is often just a product of not being recognised as one ought to be. The civil discourse will begin when the prejudice allows for wings to metamorph and family bonds both without monsters and with full celestial process.

Pure utter stupidity and schizo insanity

Murder and violence illegal unless all involved signed a digital waver.

....Because people are lining up to sign waivers to let others murder them

Rape also illegal, unless someone signed a waver allowing themselves to be hunted for sexual purposes

If you consent it isn't rape. What a tard. That also screams projection

and his 'assembly' sounds exactly like something a legit special needs elementary school kid would come up with
 
Here are the rest of those essays:

It's been a long wait, but for all those who were wondering where that latest essay is (the one he had to rewrite), here it is, in all its glory. Ta-da!

Designing Games for the Table Top
Lucas Werner

I love board games. I started collecting board and card games while at Eastern State Hospital in late 2017. My Mom and Step-Dad bought me Cards Against Humanity for Christmas that year. The hospital bought me my absolute favorite game, Carcassonne, a 2001 Spiel des Jahres award winning tile laying game out of Germany, which is like the Oscars of gaming for the entire planet. I played a lot of Carcassonne with other patients and staff in the hospital. Previously, I bought Monopoly Deal and Pit, both card games, from the Walkenhorst’s catalog at Eastern. When I got out of the hospital in January of 2018 I started spending a lot of time in Uncle’s Games in Downtown Spokane putting their kids through college, so to speak. I bought Onitama, which lead to Tao Long and a game collection that is now at a modest twenty-seven games in my ownership. I’ve bought eleven games as gifts for my friends and family. After a while I started going into Uncle’s and not finding what I was out to get, so in September of 2018 I started designing games. I currently have eleven designs, with two of them made and one of them going on sale on The Game Crafter website later in November if all works out. What a game design needs is a theme, components, and rules.

The first thing designers need is a theme. Coming up
with Gromulik was quite different for coming up with Big Cat Volunteers. I had previously written a short story called Wound that envisioned a world in the 1200’s that used clock level technology to advance their civilization to a point we would not see for another one hundred years. In that story there was
an extraterrestrial race that powered their starships with a biofuel made from the squashed up bodies of a slug-dog creature that’s a reference to Frank Herbert’s Dune if familiar with the Spice. I took that idea from almost a year ago and parlayed it into the background story for Gromulik. I later envision how those rounds would play out and came up with a dynamic similar to Monopoly and combined with it the idea of Liar’s Dice from Pirates of The Caribbean and that became the game Gromulik. With Big Cat Volunteers there were people at Spokane Community College advertising for a big cat sanctuary. I immediately liked the idea of a cat theme for a game and quickly grabbed a brochure for the cat sanctuary. I decided to build a sanctuary and amusement park in my head. I thought about it and realized it would be cool if players could build their own theme park out of small tiles, or what the industry calls chits. There are buildings players have to build, pieces that are thematic to their volunteer position and a few extras that give the players special abilities when they
perform the act of completing that task, which boils down to winning the use of the card through an auction with some interesting cards that can sway the outcomes. My friends on Twitter found Big Cat interesting, so I ran with that as a theme. Every game needs a cohesive theme.

The next thing designers need are components. Verbis
consists of one-hundred small cards and little else since it is a game like Scrabble except you’re building on letters one by one instead of fully fleshed out words. I was taking a nap one day and in a half awake half asleep slumber hit on the idea of a game that was half Scrabble and half Carcassonne. Carcassonne is a game where players lay down a map tile by tile making logical decisions to connect the pieces to the tiles that are similar, such as town chunks to other town chunks, land chunks to other land chunks and road chunks
to other road chunks. Gromulik’s main component is 64 small hexagon tiles, which is a logical number since it is a six person game at most. I also wanted to use eight different colors for different types of tiles in two categories, so forty-eight tiles are biofuel tiles and sixteen tiles are black hole and white hole connector tiles that play into game movement. I also came up with small squares and circles to represent the respective energy and current components of creating power. Big Cat Volunteers has a board, which a lot of games have, and these small transparent cubes to represent credits. Gromulik has 1060 components and Big Cat Volunteers has 2000 components. I draw a lot of inspiration from big piece games like Antiquity because there’s a lot players can do given a lot of pieces, including charging the creativity of those involved. Every game has components that put the game together like a puzzle.

Finally, what a game designer needs most is a way to
play the game governed by a set of rules. With Verbis it was easy, but I don’t know how I came up with it. It’s like asking The Beatles how they came up with the name. I had a friend who liked to reroll with backgammon even though it was never specifies in the rules that rerolling was a legal move, so from that I made a rule that players cannot reroll in any of my games or draw new cards unless the game dynamic allowed for it specifically. In a X I invented called X about forming a tune with a xylophone application downloaded players draw eight cards and cannot, under any circumstance, redraw cards if their cards are not liked. Players get what they get. It takes a lot of work to think of this stuff. Not only do pictures have to be drawn or downloaded, a designer has to know how those cards or pieces play out. A game I’m working on requires ninety clipart pictures of different one ingredient foods. One example is eggs. Two more are carrots and cheddar cheese. The object for one part of the game is allowing the other players to match with the card laid down by the first players to meet up with another player on the ever-forming tile board. That player lays down eggs. The other players might respectively lay down carrots and cheese cards. The first player then has to decide what he or she thinks goes best with eggs; carrots or cheese. Every game needs a solid set of rules in order to correctly play.

In conclusion, designing games is a lot of work.
It’s fun work, but it’s work. One has to know what the game is going to be about at least on an abstract level. Even chess has a theme. That theme is one kingdom is pitted against another kingdom for control of the board. There has to be components, including a box for the game and often a board, cards, dice and figures to move. Games can take many forms. The object is to have fun. I largely dislike games with dice, but sometimes enjoy dice for that level of randomness that piques my surrealistic views on life at times. The rules are the hardest part to design because often one rule will lead to two or three
more rules to include for all exceptions that may arise from game play. Overall, the three things a game definitely needs is a theme, components and rules.

"FECUNDANCE"
An essay by LUCAS C. WERNER

Fecundance is that stage of life with an intense desire to have children that usually strikes women 20 years before men. Fecundity basically means fertility except as a measure of quality rather than quantity of reproductive gametes. For the purpose of debate the author of this essay coined the term fecundance and assigned it a value. [1]

America has become psychotic. The poor elect the rich to lead us. [2] Psychosis is a short telomere problem. [3] The corporate system is psychotic. There's something wrong with the human brain. Telomerase is a reverse transcriptase enzyme that carries its own RNA molecule, which is used as a template when it elongates telomeres. Longer telomeres are associated with more disease resistance. [4] Human males are at peak telomerase in semen from the late 30s to mid 50s in age. [5] Greater amounts of telomerase gives the reproductive fluid of middle aged males youth enhancing properties. The semen of middle aged males elongates the telomeres of their children. As already stated, longer telomeres are associated with greater health. [6] Human females are at peak telomerase in ovum between the ages of 18 and 24. [7] There's something fishy about the current paradigm. There are almost 40 established political parties in the United States. [8] The U.S. Congress is dominated by the 2 parties with the most money because if there's anything the 540 billionaires [9] in America worship it's cold hard cash and that, if at all, is a sociopathic bankruptcy of thought. We allow a massive wage gap [10] to happen by electing leaders from both represented parties that force Supply Side Economics on the lower economic 99% of voters [11], who allow big business lobbies to own the tantamount politicians holding office. The logical processing center of the brain is the cerebral cortex. [12] It can only be surmised that there is a wilting, much like with the aging process, of the collective neural mass of our species. We are perhaps suffering a species wide depletion of telomerase greater in each congenital generation. [5] Many diseases are also on the rise. [13] This is not something we see in evolution when we're talking about survival of the fittest. What we're seeing is survival of the weakest perhaps because the top 1% needs wage slaves to further the separatist agenda currently distressing the middle class for the past half century with lower taxes on the wealthiest and rising taxes on anyone not at least a millionaire. [14] The American voter lets this happen because the Republicans and Democrats are vixens of advertising against the other. Getting the malevolent to lead the obstinate through the vote of that same insubordinate is like deciding the town bank robber ought to be police chief even though he's a public crook. This is a brain problem. There is something wrong with the minds of the American populace. The problem is we're a bunch of mentally deficient plebeians. We're complacent because our neurons are like rotted flowers. We're a species that mates wrong. The ersatz wreath of love has been reticulated through the marketing of the generation gap since the young culture sprung up as a separate thing with the hippies, who somehow morphed through a rain of stock portfolios into the yuppies and it hasn't really changed since. [15] Bigotry is a disease. Ageism is evaporating telomerase from the logical processing nexus of the cerebral cortex. IQ points have dropped since The Victorian Era. [16] Also, everything from cancer [17], diabetes [18], mental illness [19], heart failure [20], fibromyalgia [21], cerebral palsy [22], autism [23], all diseases, even alcoholism [24], drug addiction. [25], street violence. [26], crooked teeth [27], bad eyesight [28] and divorce [29] are related to shorter telomeres. Maybe babies with longer telomeres are just what the doctor ordered for a more salient age of enlightenment. What the world could benefit from is a telosymmetric age gap. Werner's Hatchet: Fertile ranges are at different ages. Telomerase symmetry occurring at different times in the lives of females through oocytes and males through spermatazoon crosses a sociological border zone though not a biological one. Reproduction is one of the prime movers and shakers of why most heterosexual couples get married [30] in the first place and most married heterosexual couples do strive to sire children. [31] The sexual procreative urge is a very strong gravitas to contest among all diploid species so much so that sex feels so good mantis males lose their heads over it [32] and lionesses suffer love bites and scratches just to feel the pleasure in a good breeding session [33] with a virile older lion with sparks of silver to his coat and mane, which is no different among all alpha mammals to be of a grand greying on the outer layers of his hair. [34] It behooves to pick up the tail of evolutionary development to wonder if the animals are likely in predominant telosymmetry with their mates why the human animal is not one to be cognizant of the fact that DNA strength of young females with middle aged males to birth the fittest offspring. Gargantuan as it is to know certain facts, the wellspring of embryonic and pediatric development would attract persnickety detractors who would rather maintain the present status quo by gaslighting [35] the term "pseudoscience" [36] around like pro-life [37] folks parading gleefully their own children marching off to war for the freedom of the corporate regime on foreign soil only to come back to a prison for profit state that cares little about education, healthcare and homelessness [38] upon these McAmerican lands while decrying death as unholy only while in the womb. We even see in plants how many families of vegetation go to seed in the autumn while experiencing pollination in the spring or summer [39] as the seed is the male part and must sit in the ground all winter before the female counterpart of pollen, when new, is brought by insects, notably ants and bees, though other important pollinator [40] bugs and birds. We see telosymmetry all over in nature and yet it strikes as odd to us that 18 year old women and 40 year old men feel a chemical balance when together after initial hesitations expire enchanted upon in all probable likelihood due to an ageist culture yet to fade like racism, sexism and homophobia have among half the country since the 1950s. It culls into question the very Fibonacci Sequence [41], the pattern of nature, being built upon numerical gaps as to the biological and mathematical directive to parlay into a romance between women born from 1997 to 2015 known as Generation Z [42] and men born from around 1965 to 1981 known as Generation X [43] where the tautology of denial for no good reason lies as a hindrance to strong offspring genes, even more so than mixed race genes, promised by the emotive brain chemical soup we call love. [44] The current intragenerational setup is inappropriate and gallows. In proper context the present mode is opulent like royal incest. We know what happened when inbreeding was in vogue and have known for thousands of years. A penny bet would yield very little takers even at the loss of a cent to take the side of the benefits of intrafamiliar procreation given reference to King Tut [45] or The Hapsburg Jaw. [46] Maybe our physical malfeasance from intragenerational breeding in modern times is leading to the incline of diseases, including mental illness, and our kowtowing to the billionaire caste. It stems from the myth of The Paternal Aging Effect since 1912 [47] rotundly disproven a century later in 2012. [48] The fact that women peak at 18 and men peak at 45 is compelling. We need to consider the facts of what's been happening for 100 years of how the 20th century often gets labeled by historians as the bloodiest point in human history [49] and why that may be. A high propensity towards violence since people began writing things down says a lot when we unhinge upon the wayfaire that chromosome telomere length would have been in an attrition state, that is to say telomeres have been shrinking for the past 6 generations [5] at least to become so driven by fisticuffs and cro-magnon-esque behavior on one extreme and wimpy and soft behavior on another extreme. What in the world is going on among homo sapiens that by half we're either becoming hyper vigilant or hyper ignorant?

"Longer telomeres in the somatic cells of an individual have been regarded as a marker of youth and biological fitness within a population. Yet, several research groups have reported the surprising findings of longer telomeres in the germ cells of older men, which translated into longer leukocyte telomere length in their offspring." [5]

"Scientists found that children born to fathers between the ages of late 30s to early 50s inherit longer ‘telomeres’ or tiny protective caps on the ends of chromosomes that protect against aging degeneration and disease." [50]

"Telomeres are repeating DNA sequences at the ends of chromosomes that protect and buffer genes from nucleotide loss as cells divide. Telomere length (TL) shortens with age in most proliferating tissues, limiting cell division and thereby contributing to senescence. However, TL increases with age in sperm, and, correspondingly, offspring of older fathers inherit longer telomeres." [51]

"Telomeres are structures at the ends of DNA strands that get longer in the DNA of sperm cells as males age. That phenomenon is different for most other types of cells, for which telomeres get shorter as organisms age. In 1992, scientists showed that telomere length (TL) in sperm increases with age in contrast to most cell of most other types. Telomeres are the protective caps at the end of DNA strands that preserve chromosomal integrity and contribute to DNA length and stability ... If a male sires offspring via those of its sperm cells that have long telomeres, then those offspring will inherit DNA with long telomeres." [52]

Clearly, women need to find better men, but it could also be hemmed up that men need to find better women.

"We all know that a woman’s age plays a large role in your fertility success, in that older eggs contribute to a decline in egg quality and quantity, a lower pregnancy rate, a higher rate of pregnancy loss, and a higher rate of fetal chromosomal abnormalities … If the meiotic spindles that pull the chromosomes apart fail, chromosomal abnormalities will appear. A woman age 20-25 will have abnormal spindle appearance in about 17 percent of her eggs, while women age 40-45 see abnormal spindle appearance in as much as 79 percent of her eggs. It’s clear, with age comes a higher rate of genetic abnormalities, and we can expect the quantity of healthy eggs to decrease drastically." [53]

"Aged oocytes display increased chromosomal abnormality and dysfunction of cellular organelles, both of which factor into oocyte quality. In particular, mitochondrial dysfunction has been suggested as a major contributor to the reduction in oocyte quality as well as to chromosomal abnormalities in aged oocytes and embryos. Participation of oxidative stress in the oocyte aging process has been proposed because oxidative stress has the capacity to induce mitochondrial dysfunction and directly damage many intracellular components of the oocytes such as lipids, protein, and DNA." [54]

In the Reinhard Stindl paper cited first amongst the quoted, the Vienna medical researcher concludes that at least half the research on this topic is indeed rubbish, perhaps holdovers from the 1912 work conducted in false by Wilhelm Weinberg [55] in a time when the average age of longevity was only 54 years old [56] and it would be improper to gauge older sperm at that time when "older" might have only been the ripe old age of 30 to 35 when Weinberg was conducting his research on older fathers and of note it is fathers between 37 and 55 are what conduces as necessary to birthing healthier longer living young and men that age were infirm in 1912 and likely couldn't be bothered with experiments on their gonads for medical or even religious reasons, not to mention the microscope quality has gone up in heft to find those long telomered candidates. There was perchance very little older fathers in 1912 due to the life expectancy being so low in these pastoral times following the child belabored [57] black lung [58] of The Industrial Revolution. [59] Interestingly enough, the average age of longevity in Ancient Greece when Socrates walked the Earth was 70.

"When Socrates died at the age of 70 around 399 B.C., he did not die of old age but instead by execution. It is ironic that ancient Greeks lived into their 70s and older, while more than 2,000 years later modern Americans aren't living much longer." [60]

It may be that since only property owners could vote [61] and foundationally older men owned the most land that this was enough to charm the young maidens and telomere length was longer then by natural means rather than it is today through pharmaceuticals. By switching the paradigm we too may start to average out to be centarians like other modern long living populations such as in

Sardinia, Italy
Okinawa, Japan
Nicoya, Costa Rica
Loma Linda, California
Ikaria, Greece [62]

Older fathers may be more normalised due to living longer. The telomere length in offspring of older men in this particular window of late 30s to mid 50s is an increase in the children of telomere length is between 50% and 200% [5] depending upon the sperm of fertilization according to the following source. The fecundity of younger women demonstrates to be most so at 18 as per this chart. [63]
Fecundance then is a stage past puberty whereby men experience a long stage of nascence before fecundance where they are becoming better men that women don't experience until after their fecundance that reaches her height of maturity at 32 that men hit at 43. [64] Male telomere fertility at middle age may have serious beneficial implications for crop and livestock breeding if these species experience the same thing. Cooperative management of food sources with telomere scientists presents an underlying truth to DNA that higher mammals and seeding plants such as grains and fruit trees may implicate reasons to change how we grow our nutritive energy. Intergenerational relationships are quite common in nature. The trees are younger than the land. The land is younger than the waters. Life is younger than the Earth. The Earth is younger than the sun. The sun is younger than the galaxy. The Milky Way is younger than the universe. Intergenerational juxtaposition seems to be the preference of nature itself. It is high time this fact is acknowledged. It is time for a paradigm shift. Dating site ageism from women is common enough a problem to warrant concern that only education can solve. The author wishes to at the age of 38 traverse for an Associates of Science degree to a PhD in embryology to conduct combinotronic research into younger oocytes mated with middle aged spermatazoon in a laboratory setting. Deft sums of evidence exists to excite the scientific community as much as the idea that global climate change is human caused [65] or much in the way of proof that cannabis CBD consumption ballasts the body against some forms of cancer. [66] Things change with knowledge. Slavery is outlawed. [67] Women can vote. [68] Interracial and same-sex couples can marry. [69] The Earth orbits the sun. [70] Much progress has been made in many fields of life and study. We're going to Mars soon [71] and we will need the best and the brightest reaching for the stars.

There's another one, his first one, where he reviews a Sherman Alexie book with all the gusto you can imagine he was able to muster. It was cringeworthy as fuck. I believe someone has already posted that here - a year ago back when this stuff was relevant - but I can't find the post #. The copy I have is a set of low-res images, so it barely feels worth it to paste them in here.
 
What terrible riches!

There's nothing quite as satisfying as bad ideas, poorly expressed by an oaf. There's just so much deranged doggerel to giggle over. Volumes alone could be devoted to his abuse of a thesaurus, to say nothing of the content of his writing.

This is a great time to be a Wernologist.

Then there's this treat:

One can be genetically The Incredible Hulk and live in a tiny one bedroom studio apartment looking for his anti-corporate queen and she still won’t reciprocate love because the guy doesn’t live in a big house on the hill, even if she admires his bulky, muscled green skinned rage at the villainies of Corporate American life in the 2 party dictatorship of 2019.

This is just so telling of the pride that Lucas takes in his bulk.

The swollen gut, dangling tits and spindly limbs, they're signs of might, not soft living and poor health. Lucas is a big, strong male, and you ought to take him seriously as such.

Just magical. Easily as great as his sense of himself as a silverback gorilla, by virtue of the fact that others have fed and cared for him for 40 years.
 
I just got around to watching this latest video.

Did he take mushrooms or something today or is the constant weed smoking starting to really take its toll on his already broken mind?

The last 5-6 minutes were bizarre to say the least, even by the Werns standards. The ‘popped a boner‘ part mixed in with the ghost pepper peanut eating and silent muttering really looked like someone tripping balls.
That’s exactly what I thought. Those videos were super creepy, even by Lucas standards.

Here are the rest of those essays:

It's been a long wait, but for all those who were wondering where that latest essay is (the one he had to rewrite), here it is, in all its glory. Ta-da!

Designing Games for the Table Top
Lucas Werner

I love board games. I started collecting board and card games while at Eastern State Hospital in late 2017. My Mom and Step-Dad bought me Cards Against Humanity for Christmas that year. The hospital bought me my absolute favorite game, Carcassonne, a 2001 Spiel des Jahres award winning tile laying game out of Germany, which is like the Oscars of gaming for the entire planet. I played a lot of Carcassonne with other patients and staff in the hospital. Previously, I bought Monopoly Deal and Pit, both card games, from the Walkenhorst’s catalog at Eastern. When I got out of the hospital in January of 2018 I started spending a lot of time in Uncle’s Games in Downtown Spokane putting their kids through college, so to speak. I bought Onitama, which lead to Tao Long and a game collection that is now at a modest twenty-seven games in my ownership. I’ve bought eleven games as gifts for my friends and family. After a while I started going into Uncle’s and not finding what I was out to get, so in September of 2018 I started designing games. I currently have eleven designs, with two of them made and one of them going on sale on The Game Crafter website later in November if all works out. What a game design needs is a theme, components, and rules.

The first thing designers need is a theme. Coming up
with Gromulik was quite different for coming up with Big Cat Volunteers. I had previously written a short story called Wound that envisioned a world in the 1200’s that used clock level technology to advance their civilization to a point we would not see for another one hundred years. In that story there was
an extraterrestrial race that powered their starships with a biofuel made from the squashed up bodies of a slug-dog creature that’s a reference to Frank Herbert’s Dune if familiar with the Spice. I took that idea from almost a year ago and parlayed it into the background story for Gromulik. I later envision how those rounds would play out and came up with a dynamic similar to Monopoly and combined with it the idea of Liar’s Dice from Pirates of The Caribbean and that became the game Gromulik. With Big Cat Volunteers there were people at Spokane Community College advertising for a big cat sanctuary. I immediately liked the idea of a cat theme for a game and quickly grabbed a brochure for the cat sanctuary. I decided to build a sanctuary and amusement park in my head. I thought about it and realized it would be cool if players could build their own theme park out of small tiles, or what the industry calls chits. There are buildings players have to build, pieces that are thematic to their volunteer position and a few extras that give the players special abilities when they
perform the act of completing that task, which boils down to winning the use of the card through an auction with some interesting cards that can sway the outcomes. My friends on Twitter found Big Cat interesting, so I ran with that as a theme. Every game needs a cohesive theme.

The next thing designers need are components. Verbis
consists of one-hundred small cards and little else since it is a game like Scrabble except you’re building on letters one by one instead of fully fleshed out words. I was taking a nap one day and in a half awake half asleep slumber hit on the idea of a game that was half Scrabble and half Carcassonne. Carcassonne is a game where players lay down a map tile by tile making logical decisions to connect the pieces to the tiles that are similar, such as town chunks to other town chunks, land chunks to other land chunks and road chunks
to other road chunks. Gromulik’s main component is 64 small hexagon tiles, which is a logical number since it is a six person game at most. I also wanted to use eight different colors for different types of tiles in two categories, so forty-eight tiles are biofuel tiles and sixteen tiles are black hole and white hole connector tiles that play into game movement. I also came up with small squares and circles to represent the respective energy and current components of creating power. Big Cat Volunteers has a board, which a lot of games have, and these small transparent cubes to represent credits. Gromulik has 1060 components and Big Cat Volunteers has 2000 components. I draw a lot of inspiration from big piece games like Antiquity because there’s a lot players can do given a lot of pieces, including charging the creativity of those involved. Every game has components that put the game together like a puzzle.

Finally, what a game designer needs most is a way to
play the game governed by a set of rules. With Verbis it was easy, but I don’t know how I came up with it. It’s like asking The Beatles how they came up with the name. I had a friend who liked to reroll with backgammon even though it was never specifies in the rules that rerolling was a legal move, so from that I made a rule that players cannot reroll in any of my games or draw new cards unless the game dynamic allowed for it specifically. In a X I invented called X about forming a tune with a xylophone application downloaded players draw eight cards and cannot, under any circumstance, redraw cards if their cards are not liked. Players get what they get. It takes a lot of work to think of this stuff. Not only do pictures have to be drawn or downloaded, a designer has to know how those cards or pieces play out. A game I’m working on requires ninety clipart pictures of different one ingredient foods. One example is eggs. Two more are carrots and cheddar cheese. The object for one part of the game is allowing the other players to match with the card laid down by the first players to meet up with another player on the ever-forming tile board. That player lays down eggs. The other players might respectively lay down carrots and cheese cards. The first player then has to decide what he or she thinks goes best with eggs; carrots or cheese. Every game needs a solid set of rules in order to correctly play.

In conclusion, designing games is a lot of work.
It’s fun work, but it’s work. One has to know what the game is going to be about at least on an abstract level. Even chess has a theme. That theme is one kingdom is pitted against another kingdom for control of the board. There has to be components, including a box for the game and often a board, cards, dice and figures to move. Games can take many forms. The object is to have fun. I largely dislike games with dice, but sometimes enjoy dice for that level of randomness that piques my surrealistic views on life at times. The rules are the hardest part to design because often one rule will lead to two or three
more rules to include for all exceptions that may arise from game play. Overall, the three things a game definitely needs is a theme, components and rules.

"FECUNDANCE"
An essay by LUCAS C. WERNER

Fecundance is that stage of life with an intense desire to have children that usually strikes women 20 years before men. Fecundity basically means fertility except as a measure of quality rather than quantity of reproductive gametes. For the purpose of debate the author of this essay coined the term fecundance and assigned it a value. [1]

America has become psychotic. The poor elect the rich to lead us. [2] Psychosis is a short telomere problem. [3] The corporate system is psychotic. There's something wrong with the human brain. Telomerase is a reverse transcriptase enzyme that carries its own RNA molecule, which is used as a template when it elongates telomeres. Longer telomeres are associated with more disease resistance. [4] Human males are at peak telomerase in semen from the late 30s to mid 50s in age. [5] Greater amounts of telomerase gives the reproductive fluid of middle aged males youth enhancing properties. The semen of middle aged males elongates the telomeres of their children. As already stated, longer telomeres are associated with greater health. [6] Human females are at peak telomerase in ovum between the ages of 18 and 24. [7] There's something fishy about the current paradigm. There are almost 40 established political parties in the United States. [8] The U.S. Congress is dominated by the 2 parties with the most money because if there's anything the 540 billionaires [9] in America worship it's cold hard cash and that, if at all, is a sociopathic bankruptcy of thought. We allow a massive wage gap [10] to happen by electing leaders from both represented parties that force Supply Side Economics on the lower economic 99% of voters [11], who allow big business lobbies to own the tantamount politicians holding office. The logical processing center of the brain is the cerebral cortex. [12] It can only be surmised that there is a wilting, much like with the aging process, of the collective neural mass of our species. We are perhaps suffering a species wide depletion of telomerase greater in each congenital generation. [5] Many diseases are also on the rise. [13] This is not something we see in evolution when we're talking about survival of the fittest. What we're seeing is survival of the weakest perhaps because the top 1% needs wage slaves to further the separatist agenda currently distressing the middle class for the past half century with lower taxes on the wealthiest and rising taxes on anyone not at least a millionaire. [14] The American voter lets this happen because the Republicans and Democrats are vixens of advertising against the other. Getting the malevolent to lead the obstinate through the vote of that same insubordinate is like deciding the town bank robber ought to be police chief even though he's a public crook. This is a brain problem. There is something wrong with the minds of the American populace. The problem is we're a bunch of mentally deficient plebeians. We're complacent because our neurons are like rotted flowers. We're a species that mates wrong. The ersatz wreath of love has been reticulated through the marketing of the generation gap since the young culture sprung up as a separate thing with the hippies, who somehow morphed through a rain of stock portfolios into the yuppies and it hasn't really changed since. [15] Bigotry is a disease. Ageism is evaporating telomerase from the logical processing nexus of the cerebral cortex. IQ points have dropped since The Victorian Era. [16] Also, everything from cancer [17], diabetes [18], mental illness [19], heart failure [20], fibromyalgia [21], cerebral palsy [22], autism [23], all diseases, even alcoholism [24], drug addiction. [25], street violence. [26], crooked teeth [27], bad eyesight [28] and divorce [29] are related to shorter telomeres. Maybe babies with longer telomeres are just what the doctor ordered for a more salient age of enlightenment. What the world could benefit from is a telosymmetric age gap. Werner's Hatchet: Fertile ranges are at different ages. Telomerase symmetry occurring at different times in the lives of females through oocytes and males through spermatazoon crosses a sociological border zone though not a biological one. Reproduction is one of the prime movers and shakers of why most heterosexual couples get married [30] in the first place and most married heterosexual couples do strive to sire children. [31] The sexual procreative urge is a very strong gravitas to contest among all diploid species so much so that sex feels so good mantis males lose their heads over it [32] and lionesses suffer love bites and scratches just to feel the pleasure in a good breeding session [33] with a virile older lion with sparks of silver to his coat and mane, which is no different among all alpha mammals to be of a grand greying on the outer layers of his hair. [34] It behooves to pick up the tail of evolutionary development to wonder if the animals are likely in predominant telosymmetry with their mates why the human animal is not one to be cognizant of the fact that DNA strength of young females with middle aged males to birth the fittest offspring. Gargantuan as it is to know certain facts, the wellspring of embryonic and pediatric development would attract persnickety detractors who would rather maintain the present status quo by gaslighting [35] the term "pseudoscience" [36] around like pro-life [37] folks parading gleefully their own children marching off to war for the freedom of the corporate regime on foreign soil only to come back to a prison for profit state that cares little about education, healthcare and homelessness [38] upon these McAmerican lands while decrying death as unholy only while in the womb. We even see in plants how many families of vegetation go to seed in the autumn while experiencing pollination in the spring or summer [39] as the seed is the male part and must sit in the ground all winter before the female counterpart of pollen, when new, is brought by insects, notably ants and bees, though other important pollinator [40] bugs and birds. We see telosymmetry all over in nature and yet it strikes as odd to us that 18 year old women and 40 year old men feel a chemical balance when together after initial hesitations expire enchanted upon in all probable likelihood due to an ageist culture yet to fade like racism, sexism and homophobia have among half the country since the 1950s. It culls into question the very Fibonacci Sequence [41], the pattern of nature, being built upon numerical gaps as to the biological and mathematical directive to parlay into a romance between women born from 1997 to 2015 known as Generation Z [42] and men born from around 1965 to 1981 known as Generation X [43] where the tautology of denial for no good reason lies as a hindrance to strong offspring genes, even more so than mixed race genes, promised by the emotive brain chemical soup we call love. [44] The current intragenerational setup is inappropriate and gallows. In proper context the present mode is opulent like royal incest. We know what happened when inbreeding was in vogue and have known for thousands of years. A penny bet would yield very little takers even at the loss of a cent to take the side of the benefits of intrafamiliar procreation given reference to King Tut [45] or The Hapsburg Jaw. [46] Maybe our physical malfeasance from intragenerational breeding in modern times is leading to the incline of diseases, including mental illness, and our kowtowing to the billionaire caste. It stems from the myth of The Paternal Aging Effect since 1912 [47] rotundly disproven a century later in 2012. [48] The fact that women peak at 18 and men peak at 45 is compelling. We need to consider the facts of what's been happening for 100 years of how the 20th century often gets labeled by historians as the bloodiest point in human history [49] and why that may be. A high propensity towards violence since people began writing things down says a lot when we unhinge upon the wayfaire that chromosome telomere length would have been in an attrition state, that is to say telomeres have been shrinking for the past 6 generations [5] at least to become so driven by fisticuffs and cro-magnon-esque behavior on one extreme and wimpy and soft behavior on another extreme. What in the world is going on among homo sapiens that by half we're either becoming hyper vigilant or hyper ignorant?

"Longer telomeres in the somatic cells of an individual have been regarded as a marker of youth and biological fitness within a population. Yet, several research groups have reported the surprising findings of longer telomeres in the germ cells of older men, which translated into longer leukocyte telomere length in their offspring." [5]

"Scientists found that children born to fathers between the ages of late 30s to early 50s inherit longer ‘telomeres’ or tiny protective caps on the ends of chromosomes that protect against aging degeneration and disease." [50]

"Telomeres are repeating DNA sequences at the ends of chromosomes that protect and buffer genes from nucleotide loss as cells divide. Telomere length (TL) shortens with age in most proliferating tissues, limiting cell division and thereby contributing to senescence. However, TL increases with age in sperm, and, correspondingly, offspring of older fathers inherit longer telomeres." [51]

"Telomeres are structures at the ends of DNA strands that get longer in the DNA of sperm cells as males age. That phenomenon is different for most other types of cells, for which telomeres get shorter as organisms age. In 1992, scientists showed that telomere length (TL) in sperm increases with age in contrast to most cell of most other types. Telomeres are the protective caps at the end of DNA strands that preserve chromosomal integrity and contribute to DNA length and stability ... If a male sires offspring via those of its sperm cells that have long telomeres, then those offspring will inherit DNA with long telomeres." [52]

Clearly, women need to find better men, but it could also be hemmed up that men need to find better women.

"We all know that a woman’s age plays a large role in your fertility success, in that older eggs contribute to a decline in egg quality and quantity, a lower pregnancy rate, a higher rate of pregnancy loss, and a higher rate of fetal chromosomal abnormalities … If the meiotic spindles that pull the chromosomes apart fail, chromosomal abnormalities will appear. A woman age 20-25 will have abnormal spindle appearance in about 17 percent of her eggs, while women age 40-45 see abnormal spindle appearance in as much as 79 percent of her eggs. It’s clear, with age comes a higher rate of genetic abnormalities, and we can expect the quantity of healthy eggs to decrease drastically." [53]

"Aged oocytes display increased chromosomal abnormality and dysfunction of cellular organelles, both of which factor into oocyte quality. In particular, mitochondrial dysfunction has been suggested as a major contributor to the reduction in oocyte quality as well as to chromosomal abnormalities in aged oocytes and embryos. Participation of oxidative stress in the oocyte aging process has been proposed because oxidative stress has the capacity to induce mitochondrial dysfunction and directly damage many intracellular components of the oocytes such as lipids, protein, and DNA." [54]

In the Reinhard Stindl paper cited first amongst the quoted, the Vienna medical researcher concludes that at least half the research on this topic is indeed rubbish, perhaps holdovers from the 1912 work conducted in false by Wilhelm Weinberg [55] in a time when the average age of longevity was only 54 years old [56] and it would be improper to gauge older sperm at that time when "older" might have only been the ripe old age of 30 to 35 when Weinberg was conducting his research on older fathers and of note it is fathers between 37 and 55 are what conduces as necessary to birthing healthier longer living young and men that age were infirm in 1912 and likely couldn't be bothered with experiments on their gonads for medical or even religious reasons, not to mention the microscope quality has gone up in heft to find those long telomered candidates. There was perchance very little older fathers in 1912 due to the life expectancy being so low in these pastoral times following the child belabored [57] black lung [58] of The Industrial Revolution. [59] Interestingly enough, the average age of longevity in Ancient Greece when Socrates walked the Earth was 70.

"When Socrates died at the age of 70 around 399 B.C., he did not die of old age but instead by execution. It is ironic that ancient Greeks lived into their 70s and older, while more than 2,000 years later modern Americans aren't living much longer." [60]

It may be that since only property owners could vote [61] and foundationally older men owned the most land that this was enough to charm the young maidens and telomere length was longer then by natural means rather than it is today through pharmaceuticals. By switching the paradigm we too may start to average out to be centarians like other modern long living populations such as in

Sardinia, Italy
Okinawa, Japan
Nicoya, Costa Rica
Loma Linda, California
Ikaria, Greece [62]

Older fathers may be more normalised due to living longer. The telomere length in offspring of older men in this particular window of late 30s to mid 50s is an increase in the children of telomere length is between 50% and 200% [5] depending upon the sperm of fertilization according to the following source. The fecundity of younger women demonstrates to be most so at 18 as per this chart. [63]
Fecundance then is a stage past puberty whereby men experience a long stage of nascence before fecundance where they are becoming better men that women don't experience until after their fecundance that reaches her height of maturity at 32 that men hit at 43. [64] Male telomere fertility at middle age may have serious beneficial implications for crop and livestock breeding if these species experience the same thing. Cooperative management of food sources with telomere scientists presents an underlying truth to DNA that higher mammals and seeding plants such as grains and fruit trees may implicate reasons to change how we grow our nutritive energy. Intergenerational relationships are quite common in nature. The trees are younger than the land. The land is younger than the waters. Life is younger than the Earth. The Earth is younger than the sun. The sun is younger than the galaxy. The Milky Way is younger than the universe. Intergenerational juxtaposition seems to be the preference of nature itself. It is high time this fact is acknowledged. It is time for a paradigm shift. Dating site ageism from women is common enough a problem to warrant concern that only education can solve. The author wishes to at the age of 38 traverse for an Associates of Science degree to a PhD in embryology to conduct combinotronic research into younger oocytes mated with middle aged spermatazoon in a laboratory setting. Deft sums of evidence exists to excite the scientific community as much as the idea that global climate change is human caused [65] or much in the way of proof that cannabis CBD consumption ballasts the body against some forms of cancer. [66] Things change with knowledge. Slavery is outlawed. [67] Women can vote. [68] Interracial and same-sex couples can marry. [69] The Earth orbits the sun. [70] Much progress has been made in many fields of life and study. We're going to Mars soon [71] and we will need the best and the brightest reaching for the stars.

There's another one, his first one, where he reviews a Sherman Alexie book with all the gusto you can imagine he was able to muster. It was cringeworthy as fuck. I believe someone has already posted that here - a year ago back when this stuff was relevant - but I can't find the post #. The copy I have is a set of low-res images, so it barely feels worth it to paste them in here.
So, a teacher read these papers and didn’t in anyway think that maybe this particular student was a raging psycho who may possibly be a danger to young women? Given his history, I can’t believe he turned this garbage in, and the school let him stay around all those young girls.
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I love it when people have the balls to be honest in his IG comments! Wonder when he’ll delete these?
 
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Good lord, that site is a goldmine of terrible ideas!

I do find it strikingly hilarious that he (once) claimed to be Libertarian as that's the same party that would be completely against him getting all the handouts he gets that come from anything government related.

Thanks to everyone who found that and his stupid Assembly thing (which kind of pales in comparison to the sheer amount of dumb on that old Geocities page).

I'll have some updating to do this evening, and that obviously hand drawn party logo is definitely being snagged.

I mean, if anything illustrates the clusterfuck of Lucas' mind it's:
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Edit: AHAHAHA I reached the "section limit" for my cheap ass 1 page hosting. Oh well, guess I just throw down the couple dollars for a second one!
 
Gee, I wonder where lucas gets his delusions of men hoarding women. Just like he thinks of himself as a silverback he thinks everyone else literally acts like a gorilla



......Did he seriously just try to claim bram stoker was using dracula to spread some kind of insane message about old men fucking little girls? Holy projection batman. and he should be careful making implications like that because the same could be applied to his insane board games and 'novel'



....He actually believes the marketing bs on the box apparently. Also totally no freudian slip in going out of his way to say games targeted to 20 - 30s is bad but games that attract 9 year olds are good at all



Clearly lucas hasn't played monopoly or risk. and I wonder what he would have to say about wild bill hickock getting shot while playing cards



....I think that batshit quote speaks for itself. He will be forever known as Lucas Lightbringer: the couch nester



What in the actual fuck does that even mean.....? I'm getting some seriously creepy lucas projecting himself onto big bird in a horrifyingly creepy version of sesame street



Absolute narcissism. Lucas sees himself as s legend. Some kind of divine chicken legend with a board game coop at that



Pure utter stupidity and schizo insanity



....Because people are lining up to sign waivers to let others murder them



If you consent it isn't rape. What a tard. That also screams projection

and his 'assembly' sounds exactly like something a legit special needs elementary school kid would come up with
Wait, Gregor Samsa (autocorrect changed "Samsa" to "Salsa"....Lucas will forever be Gregor Salsa in my mind) is Kafka's protagonist from 'Metamorphosis', yes?

He of the cockroach waking?

How is Lucas not having friends the "anti" of ANY aspect of the character?

This is gonna be another one of those things he says that i just never understand, isnt it?

And in regards to the other bit:
 
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