Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

The Spokane Pedo Freak deleted the "I just popped a boner" video from his instagram. Thanks to Klickitat the video is captured on his channel.
2 others gone too. The video where he's eating the ghost pepper peanuts and the video where he says he'll eat a black guy.
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The green with envy Pedo freak going on about Gen Z girls dating flatbills. Gen Z's should be dating adults. An adult like Pedo Lucas who needs the government to do everything for him, can't even keep a roof over his head so he's now at a homeless shelter. Oh, he's hit the big time. He's a guest on a podcast.

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The total "feminist" Spokane Freak claiming ownership of the Gen Z women -"MY WOMEN".
Lucas, there is nothing stable about you. And thank goodness Your DNA will end with you.

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Even the creep of Spokane realised how rapey he looks in those videos. Too bad they're archived forever now and he'll never be able to get them off the internet. I do hope House of Charity sees how Lucas behaves within their shelter, I'm sure the female staff appreciate it
mothman96 said:
The Spokane Pedo Freak deleted the "I just popped a boner" video from his instagram. Thanks to Klickitat the video is captured on his channel.
2 others gone too. The video where he's eating the ghost pepper peanuts and the video where he says he'll eat a black guy.
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The green with envy Pedo freak going on about Gen Z girls dating flatbills. Gen Z's should be dating adults. An adult like Pedo Lucas who needs the government to do everything for him, can't even keep a roof over his head so he's now at a homeless shelter. Oh, he's hit the big time. He's a guest on a podcast.

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The total "feminist" Spokane Freak claiming ownership of the Gen Z women -"MY WOMEN".
Lucas, there is nothing stable about you. And thank goodness Your DNA will end with you.

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A Big Bumbling Black Man said:
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Ok, what?
Ewwww. . .
That's a pretty gay response, Lucas.
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God, this is so funny. "Walk me through this, daddy" obviously has some implications that are hilarious in and of themselves, but the thing that really gets me is that he literally needs people to do EVERYTHING for him. What, he can't read a fucking graph by himself? Is it that he can't, or that he won't? The end result is the same, but Jesus Christ is it something else.

It calls to mind the IG conversation he had a few weeks back with those trolls who were pretending to fawn over him while telling him he needed to get a comedy agent. His response was "Get me an agent." or something similar. He does this all the time, obviously - his sense of entitlement, internalized over a lifetime of his mother / the state doing literally everything for him, runs almost unbelievably deep. He doesn't just feel entitled to housing, medical care, food money, girlfriends, all the big picture stuff - he feels entitled to people explaining extremely basic graphs to him because God forbid he be expected to think for himself.

That, and he failed remedial math, so it's likely at least partially the case that he just can't read even the simplest graph made for public dissemination (and that means it was probably already dumbed-down, since the average American is woefully scientifically illiterate).
 
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Da Dude123 said:
Look at this cow! And he hates math!
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Jesus Christ, he's so painful... "I'm single. You're fertile." Fuck's sake, Lucas.
Does he actually think all these 18-24yo zoomerbaes are out there just dying to have kids? Terrifying how detached he is and yet, still allowed to wander where he pleases.
 
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Lucas is really leaning into his Heir of FartAcre routine today. It's a great character for him, and compliments his play acting as a scientist, silverback and political philosopher.

The left wing rhetoric isn't attracting a mate, so it's time for something new He's basically a nobleman, whatever he claims about his politics. Could this help explain his attitude towards work and money?

I recall from his book Wound that the his self insert hero king waa both a hereditary, wealthy noble, and the beloved leaders of a direct democracy. There's no confusion there for Lucas. He has the guts and expectations of a dilettante, no matter what he says about socialism.

I wonder how long he's had this attitude towards his parents purported wealth. Did 16 year old Lucas try to impress girls with his family's great fortune?
 
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WonderWino said:
......Did he seriously just try to claim bram stoker was using dracula to spread some kind of insane message about old men fucking little girls? Holy projection batman. and he should be careful making implications like that because the same could be applied to his insane board games and 'novel'
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(Facepalm) Even if you've never read Stoker's Dracula or seen any of the more faithful movie adaptations of the book ... FFS, anybody born and raised in the modern United States, or any country that adopts US television and movies into its own popular culture, should at LEAST have picked up "Dracula = evil monster and ultra-scary bad guy." So even IF you interpret Stoker's story as a commentary on "old guy/young gal" relationships, NONE of the young women who encountered Dracula had a happy ending except for Mina, and only because she had other people (all men MUCH younger than Dracula) come to her rescue.

In Lucas language, that translates to "Bram Stoker's Dracula is a famous late-Victorian epistolary novel exploring the theme that young men who cockbock older men trying to hit on young women are performing an invaluable service for all of humanity. ESPECIALLY the young women in question."
 
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klickitat said:
His new angle is: "I'm Nobility."

Does he realise literally nobody would find, "Yeah, I'm a German Lord" remotely attractive?
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Come on now, the zoomer baes with baby fever will be lining up once they hear that lucas ritter von waldgraf werner zu spokane is in town looking for his zoomer queen to rule over his future wooded kingdom of incel acres

Also lucas isn't descended from anyone of the sort as seen here:

Werner is a name of Anglo-Saxon origin and came from Warnier, a Germanic personal name. It is composed of two elements: warin, which means guard; and hari, which means soldier. Alternatively, the name could have been "an ancient baptismal name, written in Domesday Warnerus and Warnerius." [1]

Early Origins of the Werner family
The surname Werner was first found in Leicestershire where they were recorded in the Domesday Book compiled in 1086 as Warnerus and Warnerius. [1]

Its an anglo saxon name of german origin ffs. and even if he were descended from that group that isn't how german nobility works. As usual lucas has no idea what he is talking about
 
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BrightGold said:
It calls to mind the IG conversation he had a few weeks back with those trolls who were pretending to fawn over him while telling him he needed to get a comedy agent. His response was "Get me an agent." or something similar. He does this all the time, obviously - his sense of entitlement, internalized over a lifetime of his mother / the state doing literally everything for him, runs almost unbelievably deep. He doesn't just feel entitled to housing, medical care, food money, girlfriends, all the big picture stuff - he feels entitled to people explaining extremely basic graphs to him because God forbid he be expected to think for himself.
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Yeah that was me lol. I was drunk on a vacation and wanted to see how easy it would be. Turns out very. Then I got bored and just started thinly veiling insults, to which he sent me a private message saying “I just will never understand” before he blocks me. Here are the screenshots.
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Do we know if any Wernologists have ever made contact with his family? I’m a big believer in not crossing that boundary, but fuck if I wouldn’t love to let his parents know he has been gleefully talking about their deaths for days. It’s beyond creepy that he uses the inevitable death of his parents as a tool to score poonaner, and something to look forward to.
 
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LeeLoo said:
Do we know if any Wernologists have ever made contact with his family? I’m a big believer in not crossing that boundary, but fuck if I wouldn’t love to let his parents know he has been gleefully talking about their deaths for days. It’s beyond creepy that he uses the inevitable death of his parents as a tool to score poonaner, and something to look forward to.
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It's clear that his parents have either long given up or are watching his online presence from afar because they know not to give him attention.
 
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JasonBlahasHat said:
It's clear that his parents have either long given up or are watching his online presence from afar because they know not to give him attention.
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Indeed, they likely have very little to do with him at this point beyond checking in on his social media from time to time to make sure he isn't saying something he shouldn't be about the family or is acting like he is about to go postal and harm someone. They clearly want nothing to do with him
 
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