Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[mothman96]

I see he's back to ranting on Instagram with his favourite phrases 'Where the women at?" and "Where the party at?" like a wannabe frat boy. He also appears to have gained weight since his mask barely covers his bloated face.

Apparently America is the worst country on Earth because it feeds and clothes him no matter how fat and lazy he gets, and likely since it still won't provide him a child bride. I'm sure he'll just smoke weed all day again and eat junk food while acting like he is too cool to socialize today

By 10 am he's already stoned, laid out on the sidewalk /(concrete bench?).

 

[dirtydeanna96]

I want to know what he would think of only having sons.

Lucas would pull a Craster. Can't have any competition.

 

[teleméres69]

Lucas is incredibly lazy so this is no surprise. I see he's taken sexual predator to be literal too

By 10 am he's already stoned, laid out on the sidewalk /(concrete bench?).

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[Da Dude123]

Him saying America is the worst country on Earth. Oh, that is rich! Any other country on Earth he would have starved to death long ago. But the fat fuck is too dumb to understand that. He gets his re+tard bux and has charities provide for his exceptional self because he refuses to work.

He just gets more hateable every week. He has actually gotten more arrogant since becoming homeless. Most people would have their self worth go way way down if they were homeless. But not Lucas. Oh, no! Despite being a hobo who carries his belongings around with him all day, he is royalty and he will be a millionaire! And he is plenty good! A direct Aire of King Roy! And he is so ungrateful for anything people do for him. Because he always deserves more.

I see he's back to ranting on Instagram with his favourite phrases 'Where the women at?" and "Where the party at?" like a wannabe frat boy. He also appears to have gained weight since his mask barely covers his bloated face.

Apparently America is the worst country on Earth because it feeds and clothes him no matter how fat and lazy he gets, and likely since it still won't provide him a child bride. I'm sure he'll just smoke weed all day again and eat junk food while acting like he is too cool to socialize today

 

[AbraCadaver]

Lucas is incredibly lazy so this is no surprise. I see he's taken sexual predator to be literal too

“Democracy now smash the oligarchy, also I’m a descendent of KINGS”

the level of dissonance is incredible.

also I want to imagine him shouting all these things, verbatim, while walking into a uni party he’s uninvited to and unwelcome at.

“Where the young breeder baes at! My dad is royalty! Bernie Sanders! Is that cheese dip?”
Twenty seconds later, after an awkward silence, he is muscled out the door and thrown onto the front lawn.

 

[Wernology]

Lucas is incredibly lazy so this is no surprise. I see he's taken sexual predator to be literal too

I love how he thinks anyone would be impressed that he might be very distantly related to some kind of aristocratic family that hasn't been relevant in god knows how long.

Wouldn't that make him worse than a capitalist anyway?

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

The mixed messages are a good indicator of how utterly fucked his brain is, "descendant of kings", "smash the patriarchy"... It's be funny if he wasn't wandering the streets with no one keeping tabs on him, apart from us. Honestly, I'm half expecting him to go live on Insta raping a drugged/unconscious zoomerbae one of these days, high on a combo of weed and irrational self-validation, he's definitely getting worse. Him offending and either getting a beatdown or slung in the loony bin is a matter of "when", not "if", at this point.

 

[Garfieldchu]

What is it about his mask that's so revolting? Since it obscures much of his face, it should be an improvement, but it's not.

 

[Rescuetoast]

What is it about his mask that's so revolting? Since it obscures much of his face, it should be an improvement, but it's not.

It look like a diaper

 

[WonderWino]

Soooo I want to know what he would think of only having sons.

Lucas would have him troon out and go full desmond is amazing with him

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

Lucas would have him troon out and go full desmond is amazing with him

Yeah, thanks for that, had a full body shudder at that thought.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

Mayors are often chosen based solely on popularity and celebrity, and there's lots of them you'd never think would be capable. If Lucas reached Chris Chan levels of lolcow popularity, it's not completely impossible in some small town. Maybe try for Airway Heights, their last mayor called the Obamas gorillas.

there are a few towns that elected a dog or cat to be there mayor and Im not just talking about those weirdos in Europe there's American towns with a fucking dog as a mayor (I think its a 6 person mountain town but its a Town). Here's even a link lol https://www.insider.com/dog-mayors-of-america-2019-7

granted a dog is a whole fuckload more likeable then Lucass so his chances are very slim

 

[Rescuetoast]

The tiger king guy didn’t win any elections and people actually liked him, so...

 

[Free the Pedos]

there are a few towns that elected a dog or cat to be there mayor and Im not just talking about those weirdos in Europe there's American towns with a fucking dog as a mayor (I think its a 6 person mountain town but its a Town). Here's even a link lol https://www.insider.com/dog-mayors-of-america-2019-7

granted a dog is a whole fuckload more likeable then Lucass so his chances are very slim

The dog probably wouldn’t try to pass legislation enslaving all women 0 - 18.

 

[WonderWino]

The dog probably wouldn’t try to pass legislation enslaving all women 0 - 18.

....not to mention the obvious fact that the dog likely gets more pussy than lucas ever will

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

....not to mention the obvious fact that the dog likely gets more pussy than lucas ever will

Lucas couldn't get fucked in a whorehouse if he had a dumpster full of bullion. He's repugnant just watching him in videos, I can only imagine he's significantly worse in person.

 

[A whole lotta nope]

It look like a diaper

Or underwear. Because it's white, it sort of looks like panties.

 

[Patchwork Ragdoll]

It's true, the mayor of Georgetown, CO is a dog.
I could see people voting for a dog over lucas. Bet a dog smells better.

 

[Wernology]

It's true, the mayor of Georgetown, CO is a dog.
I could see people voting for a dog over lucas. Bet a dog smells better.

Honestly, the majority of dogs probably have better house, table, and people manners than Lucas as well.

 

[Mitt Doggy Dogg]

This came from his Assembly writing dribble, but what exactly was his vision on a physical challenge I can't see his lard ass ever passing a physical challenge lol was he saying he wouldn't be fit or was he just above the law since he came up with it...Also really every month everyone in the world would take a written exam and a physical fitness test so they could vote on matters like that bullshit would ever work

No murder, etc. Each Assembly and Committee would allow votes from all people at a 12th grade reading, writing and emotional maturity level, whatever that 12th grade level would be at that time, no matter their age, which would be assessed once a month by a short 30 minute written exam, 30 minute physical challenge and health check up to make sure everyone was fresh, mature, fit for duty and up to date on current matters. The same would apply to scientific councils, but the requirement would have to be a university master's level of understanding or above.