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Strangely, the auto-captions make a little more sense than he does - I generally find it hard to know what the hell he's going on about.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Sevan Vosgi
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YouTube is looking for sense where there is none.
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It's Just Not In The Cards
A Poem
Lucas is a simp,
He'll never be a pimp.
He stomps along the street,
On feet of rotting meat.
Yeet him down a bae,
He deserves a lay.
He don't need a job,
He's happy being a slob.
Where the women at?
With that flat bill hat.
He's got a micro dick,
No one will ever lick.
Shirt like a dirty rag,
I think he is a fag.
Someday he'll be rich,
What a lying bitch.
Mommy says he's cute,
But still gave him the boot.
All alone he cries,
Until the day he dies.
It's just not in the cards dude.
End
A Poem
Lucas is a simp,
He'll never be a pimp.
He stomps along the street,
On feet of rotting meat.
Yeet him down a bae,
He deserves a lay.
He don't need a job,
He's happy being a slob.
Where the women at?
With that flat bill hat.
He's got a micro dick,
No one will ever lick.
Shirt like a dirty rag,
I think he is a fag.
Someday he'll be rich,
What a lying bitch.
Mommy says he's cute,
But still gave him the boot.
All alone he cries,
Until the day he dies.
It's just not in the cards dude.
End
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I kinda did. Some Viking deck, I figure anything that's got at least one picture of Loki will delight in dragging Lucas through readings.
Turns out, it's not in the cards.
Also hello to Goldaor, who followed that account the instant it went up (I did tag him) before I even had a chance to go and follow him!
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Now I know how Wern looks taking a big homeless dump after eating an entire large pizza by himself.
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I am anxious to hear what is going on with Lucas, especially seeing that Facebook conversation video. He probably will reappear soon spouting his usual incel diatribe. But can you imagine if he got kicked out of HOC? His new videos would be like:. "You say you're communists? Well, I live under a bridge you agephobe, you bigots! Where the parties at, Gen Z? Where the women at?"
WonderWino
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The correct term is bridgephobic you bigot
I wonder what somebody who is deaf would think if they were watching his videos and reading the captions. They'd probably think he was completely unhinged
Nobleman
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Nope, he hasn't left HOC. My guess is that the time on it is different due to time zone difference of the person fucking with Lucas, or Lucas is retarded and has an erroneous time on his messenger. There is just no real way--or place--for him to be screaming like that at 2 in the morning at HOC without being removed.
EDIT: And also, many places have cut off or constrained their free meals, and HOC has moved to a policy of "breakfast, lunch, and dinner ONLY if you are staying the night here". You think Lucas from what we know of him would risk losing his biddles?
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Lucas's recent screaming fits were dandy, but not enough. They've only whetted my apparently limitless appetite for sputtering incel rage.
Given his agitated delivery, it's easy to focus on the frothing and neglect the content of Lucas's rants. It's better, though, to laugh at both Lucas's mad cries, and his ideas. Without taking Lucas seriously, these are the things he wanted to share:
Lucas seems to be addressing a very specific audience. This is a message for so called commmunists, both men and women, who stymie his poonaner quest.
They are the reason he hasn't found a teen for breeding and anal torture.
In Lucas's mind, there must be a group of greedy flat bills who control access to poonaner. They present themselves as communists, but they are not. They use money ans professed communist ideals to horde all the poonaner. Lucas doesn't blame the women: it's all the flat bill clone's fault.
Lucas hates these men. Passionately. They haunt him.
Does Lucas's characterization of his flat bill foes resemble any group of men, living or dead? Of fourse not. But you can tell a lot from someone's enemies. These are the men that Lucas sees as his rivals.
The competition for poonaner that has beaten him out.
One must wonder what lead him to these conclusions. Is this the hand of Lacie and Da Pussy God? Are there specific people from his past, like Cyril, whose ghost he see everywhere?
Given his agitated delivery, it's easy to focus on the frothing and neglect the content of Lucas's rants. It's better, though, to laugh at both Lucas's mad cries, and his ideas. Without taking Lucas seriously, these are the things he wanted to share:
Misogyny exists because women worship money and "won't date outside their economic class." Men teach women to not date outside their economic class. This is the equivalent of systemic racism.
Women are a resource to be distributed.
Lucas hates greedy men with multiple girlfriends, who are communist in name only in their refusal to share poonaner, and keep women from dating outside their economic class.
It is hypocritical for avowed communists to withhold women from Lucas. It is logically inconsistent to be opposed to bigotry, and not date Lucas.
Lucas need only "smile and say hi" and then he'll have his girl.
If you call women "bitches and thots" Lucas will force you to shut your mouth.
Bigots know where the girls are at, and must provide this information.
Flatbill hats get clones laid!
Women are a resource to be distributed.
Lucas hates greedy men with multiple girlfriends, who are communist in name only in their refusal to share poonaner, and keep women from dating outside their economic class.
It is hypocritical for avowed communists to withhold women from Lucas. It is logically inconsistent to be opposed to bigotry, and not date Lucas.
Lucas need only "smile and say hi" and then he'll have his girl.
If you call women "bitches and thots" Lucas will force you to shut your mouth.
Bigots know where the girls are at, and must provide this information.
Flatbill hats get clones laid!
They are the reason he hasn't found a teen for breeding and anal torture.
In Lucas's mind, there must be a group of greedy flat bills who control access to poonaner. They present themselves as communists, but they are not. They use money ans professed communist ideals to horde all the poonaner. Lucas doesn't blame the women: it's all the flat bill clone's fault.
Lucas hates these men. Passionately. They haunt him.
Does Lucas's characterization of his flat bill foes resemble any group of men, living or dead? Of fourse not. But you can tell a lot from someone's enemies. These are the men that Lucas sees as his rivals.
The competition for poonaner that has beaten him out.
One must wonder what lead him to these conclusions. Is this the hand of Lacie and Da Pussy God? Are there specific people from his past, like Cyril, whose ghost he see everywhere?
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Fatal Walter
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As opposed to what the rest of us think? lol
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Still no update from our friend the Wern. I'm very excited to finally hear from him once he breaks his silence.
WonderWino
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wenttobermuda said:
'we require more
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He either screamed himself out and is having a nice, calm, long weekend of gorging and napping and pretending his foot hurts so HoC won't kick him out or he's had his phone taken away.
Ideally, someone in his family would have seen his last set of screaming rants and gone to collect him but that's extremely doubtful.
He probably either broke his phone or lost the charger again.
Last seen on IG 2 days ago, it looks like.
Sevan Vosgi
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God I hope he got taken to the funny farm. Rating myself optimistic though
He was getting crazy to the point that he just might have gotten picked up. If he's acting like he was, it's within the realm of possibility that somebody felt threatened and the cops got involved.
Junkail
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Unfortunately it's not that easy. There are a lot of patient protection laws. As a result, the mobile crisis team doesn't pick people up simply because they're acting crazy or screaming in the middle of the night. The only reason people are tossed into the psych wards is that if they're planning to commit suicide, or they're in the current process of hurting someone else. Yes, you heard that right-you can say that you're planning to kill someone and law enforcement won't bat an eye.
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This is very true. I'm starting to think his absence is related to something much more mundane. Maybe he accidentally dropped and broke his phone during one of his fits of rage.
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The Wern has, in the past, taken periodic breaks, usually following a particularly manic phase, but he always comes back within 72 hours. I’d bet that he’s just crashing hard and is inactive, but his silence and seeming inactivity from any of his social media accounts is conspicuous.
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He obviously scored some zoomer bae at a party and has been busy copulating with her all weekend long.
Nobleman
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Just a heads up, he is still at HOC loud and kicking. My guess out of nowhere but likely is that HOC can't let regular patrons in the building, so it is allowing them to let their phones charge in the opening hallway. Lucas as stupid as he is, left his phone to charge and it got jacked.