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I thought about it, but I could never give up our Saviour Longfurb (twos of hot dogs be upon Him).
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Fatal Walter
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What makes it really funny is that all of these were pictures he found good enough to post on social media.
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Thats the perfect response. Anyone defending Lucas definitely doesn't fully understand who's corner they're in. Mental illness alone definitely isn't an excuse for publicly begging for barely legal poon.
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Lucas could magically be cured of his mental illnesses tomorrow but he’d still be an evil fuck
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Yeah, even when he was drugged to the point of sounding and moving like a zombie, he was still slurring on about 16 year old girls and how "the youngest members of Gen Z were now 18 so technically he could date them."
Even medicated, which isn't even a cure but done properly can make a misbehaving brain act more normally, he'd still be chasing that age range, only, if he were medicated, he might be more dangerous as he'd be thinking a bit more clearly about how he'd go about bagging one.
I have zero problem with age gap relationships as long as both parties are in a mental/emotional health state to properly consent, it's not a coersion of the younger person situation, and both parties are at least 18+, but Lucas, frankly, is incapable of giving or getting consent due to his erratic behavior and unchecked mental illness. With his unstable mental state, not only is he not able to figure out how to properly GET consent from someone if he managed to lure them to that point, I honestly wouldn't consider him capable of giving consent either.
Honestly, if I probably weren't too old (is in one's 30s too old?) to snag a sugarmama or sugardaddy, I'd do that in an instant if the pay was good enough.
That's a much easier way to get all my bills paid than a 9-5.
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So, I wonder how long its going to be before lucas's broken brain twists the lefts claims of male-female wage gaps to be some kind of secret code for hiding the word age gap and get fixated on that, claiming the left is secretly fighting for creepy hobos to fuck little girls
Its exactly the kind of behavior i'd expect from him
Its exactly the kind of behavior i'd expect from him
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LUCAS! You inspire me.
Come back to us, oh lord of the perfect telomeres!
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WonderWino
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.....He looks like he is turning into some kind of degenerate hobo super mutant
Well, who knew that a key component to creating FEV was living in squalid hobo filth. Though this may explain why the brotherhood and institute despise super mutants so much
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Great, now I want to, but probably shouldn't, see all the ones that didn't make the grade. We probably will eventually as he is that much of a horrorcow.
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The first of the month is upon us! Tubby should have received his tugboat check. We should be seeing him return online I would think. Unless his payee is refusing to send him money for a new phone. A 40 year old man who can't be trusted to manage the small amount of money our tax dollars gives him!
As much as Lucas reees about credit cards, this is a situation why people have them. In case of an emergency like your phone breaking and you don't have the money to get another one, you can use a credit card to take care of it. Not that any creditor would be stupid enough to issue someone like Lucas a card. If they did, he would max it out within 3 days .
I wonder if his handlers have stepped in and prevented the cow from getting a new phone? Or the HOC has clamped down on his social media usage? Surely, Lucas has not decided to not make a fool of himself on the Internet? It can't be that. Maybe his payee will disburse the funds next week?
As much as Lucas reees about credit cards, this is a situation why people have them. In case of an emergency like your phone breaking and you don't have the money to get another one, you can use a credit card to take care of it. Not that any creditor would be stupid enough to issue someone like Lucas a card. If they did, he would max it out within 3 days .
I wonder if his handlers have stepped in and prevented the cow from getting a new phone? Or the HOC has clamped down on his social media usage? Surely, Lucas has not decided to not make a fool of himself on the Internet? It can't be that. Maybe his payee will disburse the funds next week?
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Fucking Brilliant. You do me too much honor!
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Lucas should have got his SSI on the 31st, so waiting for the payee, I guess. He should be good and pissed. At least we know now that he must get money from his payee early in the month since he's been silent since 8 July.
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I hope he spent this time reflecting on how everything could have been avoided had he simply not posted about harassing women for sex at his old fartbox.
...Na. he's just thinking about how unfair everything is and it's totally not his fault.
...Na. he's just thinking about how unfair everything is and it's totally not his fault.
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Courtesy of SOFALAW: I want to present the hilarious irony of how Lucas’s dad is hotter and older than Lucas and was universally identified as totally doable. Unlike Lucas.
Behold: Lucas werners dad.
Behold: Lucas werners dad.
WonderWino
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That must infuriate lucas to no end. and his father is average at best
That said king roy is a walking example of why you should never stick your dick in crazy. He did that with myrna and what happened? She had lucas - crazy incarnate
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That's weird, neither of his parents have those distinctive "Lucas features" that both him and his older brother have.
I guess it's a mixture of their two genetics (the parents) that produce the weirdo face?
I was expecting the dad to have an older, thinner, less-insane Lucas head, but if I didn't know any better, I wouldn't even think they were related.
Edit: Whoops, that's his STEP-mother! No shit she doesn't look like him!
But it still doesn't explain the dad.
Maybe there's a really weird poolboy walking around Montesano. With dead blue eyes and a giant melon head. I'm imagining someone like Clint Howard in The Ice Cream Man.
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Geeetings to King Roy, who deserves grand kids. There's nothing alarming about his smile.
On the other hand Lucas and his brother...
... Inherited a fixed gaze and dead rictus from...
... this mad woman, who fed her creepy little boy too much ice cream untill it was too late..
On the other hand Lucas and his brother...
... Inherited a fixed gaze and dead rictus from...
... this mad woman, who fed her creepy little boy too much ice cream untill it was too late..
WonderWino
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Yeah i'd definitely say they get their crazy look from myrna. She looks like shes more than a little mental. I'd go so far as to say she likely has some mental problems herself. It would explain a great deal about why she lies for no apparent reason about lucas's reasons for being fucked in the head. Thats the kind of thing you do when you know exactly what the issue is, which makes me wonder if she knows what that issue is because she knows she passed it down, just in a much more serious manner in his case. Its not a coincidence both lucas and his brother have the crazy look and that both are varying degrees of speds. tbh i'm surprised seth is a teacher. If I were interviewing someone for a teaching position and he walked into my office alarm bells would start going off right then and there.
That said. As has been stated many times before, its very clear that myrna is responsible for much of why lucas is the way he is. Both from a mental health standpoint and because she clearly not only passed on narcissistic behavior in lucas but outright encouraged and fed into it. Which isn't that surprising from someone like her. She created a monster and now wants nothing to do with it, nor to be reminded of it
and on that note, i'll just say that I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to find out that there is all kinds of sped behavior in that family, that its dysfunctional in alot of ways aside from lucas and that he is just one obvious symptom of it. Crazy people tend to create more crazy people . They're all likely one step away from jerry springer tier trash. Not that we're likely to see or hear about it directly, unless somebody goes spastic in a big way. but with the kinds of people in that family its almost always the case to some degree or another
By the way, has anybody ever noticed neither lucas, nor his brother, nor any member of his family have ever mentioned having a family pet at any point in lucas's childhood? With people like lucas that tends to raise a few alarm bells with me. Its very unusual to have no pets of any kind at any point growing up, and in this case it makes me legitimately wonder if there is a reason for it. Like as in they did at some point and lucas showed some red flag cruelty to animal behavior that led them to quietly get rid of it and never bring it up. It certainly fits with lucas's personality and tendency to take out his anger on people who he thinks can't fight back (or in ways he thinks people won't find out about to fight back - like his rant videos) people with that kind of mentality frequently take things out on animals. Just look at how he talks about wanting to treat a little girl - and thats just the stuff hes willing to admit to. We all know its far worse than the shit he admits he would say and do. Now consider what he would do to a puppy he thinks embarrassed him in some way or pissed him off. I know I wouldn't leave any dog around him. Remember, lucas is the type to do the worst things hes capable of when he thinks nobody is watching. That the rest of the kids were so adamant about wanting nothing to do him kind of reinforces that in my mind. Kids tend to notice that kind of mentality and behavior and avoid such people
Now it could be i'm reading alot into something there but if there is one thing i'm good at its reading people and in my experience, what people don't bring up tells you as much or more about a person as the things they do. Lucas, after all, has no filter and has gone out of his way to rant about large portions of his life. He also makes a specific repeated point about how lonely he was as a child. Yet......no mention of a pet. Note that parents very frequently get a pet for such kids, if only to give them a friend and companion, and such kids frequently get very attached to them. Yet no mention of any dog, cat or even hamster for such a lonely kid as lucas.....Even when his mother flat out admits she knew full well how friend-starved he was. If it existed lucas would absolutely have mentioned it by now, likely as his only childhood companion. So i'll say it again: that raises a big red flag for me