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Unless I see some undeniable proof of the beating then yes this is 2000% made up to generate interest imo.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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This is what the forensic analysis machine came up with:
I'm inclined to believe at least part of his story is true, if Lucas had to make up the whole story then he'd have thrown in them yelling "THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY!" before dousing him with bleach.
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He's so full of shit. Is there a police report to back up this attack? We all know luke is a little hypocrite bitch boy that would call the cops if attacked. He'd probably want to be taken to a hospital for said injuries too (beats sleeping on the street). And why no pictures of his busted knee or head? He posted a picture of his scraped knee, but none from a brutal attack?
Nobleman
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Nope, not at HOC, not in respite where he would be if some attack like that happened. Attached is a photo of where he claims he was attacked. Notice the temp transit stop with transit workers sitting there disinfecting buses. Notice how it is right in downtown and it is unlikely someone would want to attack someone right there lest cops be on them in a heartbeat:
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Fatty is back posting about sperm and fisting...
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WonderWino
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No. The whole story screams lucas's delusions. goldy wouldn't be stupid enough to be a part of making it up himself willingly. Its too obviously bs and would backfire and make him look as stupid as lucas
and i'd say his 'vertigo' was blood sugar related from the beetus, which is yet another reason he made it up, to cover that up
Looks like lucas managed to catch the whole bat incident on camera. Note what happens to the attacking zoomer flatbill when he catches the scent of aged telomeres: his animalistic nature takes over and he cracks lucas in the head and leg with his bat of justice
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His absence was caused by something embarrassing to him, ergo, he will never provide a reason and act like it didn't happen.
Fatal Walter
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Lucas saying women shouldn't fuck men older or younger than him never gets old. Really what he means is they shouldn't fuck men not named Lucas Werner. This is the man calling everyone else greedy.
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So did he get a new phone?
Was it ever lost/broken/stolen at all?
Is lucas capable of not posting anything for weeks at a time?
Where is he sleeping?
I have so many questions.
Was it ever lost/broken/stolen at all?
Is lucas capable of not posting anything for weeks at a time?
Where is he sleeping?
I have so many questions.
Man the Spokane Freak is all out baiting with his "multi-millionaire" parents. Are they financially secure, yea it looks like they are. Multi-millionaires, don't think so. Don't know what his scrambled egg brain is up to with all the cosmos etc. etc.
The one hallucinating is the bottom of the barrel, falls short of being a man Lucas, believing if he keeps dangling bait, a right thinking woman is going to fall for it.
The one hallucinating is the bottom of the barrel, falls short of being a man Lucas, believing if he keeps dangling bait, a right thinking woman is going to fall for it.
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Tbf most people yelling “ACAB!!” on social media these days are of the same mind. They’re screaming about how all cops should be sacked, right up until they see a fight in the street or hear a scary noise outside their window at night. Then they’re on the phone screaming for the police to hurry up and get over there.
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I cant make out the word salad in the meme he posted. Wtf.
WonderWino
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Looks like he is back to using fecund nonsensically again. and what 'hens and roosters' of his is he even referring to....? even putting roosters in there implies some kind of gay reference
That was just one big nonsensical word salad, and lol at claiming his parents are millionaires.
Also that picture screams creepy jailbait. 18 - 24 my ass
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Remember when he said he was going to get “half of 500,000$” for his inheritance? Then the full 500,000, then a million, now “multi-millions.”
By winter he’ll be claiming he is set to inherit half a billion dollars in the form of some scrubby little tract of land in the middle of nowhere.
But we all know his family is leaving him nothing.
By winter he’ll be claiming he is set to inherit half a billion dollars in the form of some scrubby little tract of land in the middle of nowhere.
But we all know his family is leaving him nothing.
I think the hens and roosters is in reference to the daughter(s) and son(s) he'll father with a Gen Z wife. Yea, the girl in the picture looks jailbait.
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So does the Spokane Pedo Freak think young black girls will be easier for him to bait.
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2 more ladies who would benefit from Lucas's low-key racism, affirmative action with his weiner if ya know whatcha boi mean, boo
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Oh ffs lucas the one girl still has BRACES on, at least TRY to hide your pedophilia.
WonderWino
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......He actually used the term 'groin fruit'
Even for lucas thats creepy. Due to the mrsa and lack of hygiene i'm sure his groin fruit is busy fermenting into horrifying aged telomerase liquor
Even for lucas thats creepy. Due to the mrsa and lack of hygiene i'm sure his groin fruit is busy fermenting into horrifying aged telomerase liquor
So where is the Spokane Pedo Freak holing up at night. Under a bridge or did he waddle over to another shelter. @Nobleman - if you have connections in the other shelters, can you please check to see if he's in one of the them.
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lol at wern trying to speak in ebonics to attract kweens