Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[WonderWino]

Lucas was born in the wrong century.


He probably sometimes wishes he was born a millennium ago, and could have been part of some roving band of barbarians, looting and taking whatever they’d want.

Or heck, the red army would have been perfect for him: Charge through the machinegun fire, and if he survives he can have all the 14-24 year old East Prussian baes that he can lay his grubby arms on.





If Lucas had been just a tad bit more functional and independent and his IQ had been 5-10 points higher, you can bet your ass that he would have built some sort of rape dungeon in his house, and would try to find some 14-18 year old “bae” to kidnap and install in it.

I can see it now, his nickname in the red army would be comrade sandbag, for all the rounds he'd take before keeling over like a beached whale, so the more important cannon fodder will survive. He's the perfect meat shield. Stupid enough to be easily bribed with the promise of nazi baes while too stupid to realize he's just a walking meat shield. Red army material through and through

 

[mothman96]

he's 86ed from the Spokane library for harassing women, being loud and then arguing with them when asked to leave.

it's an early Spokane incident, right after Starbucks.

That was 4 years ago. People sometimes tend to forget. Now add he's older and his looks have changed. Another thing that surfaced due to what he says about Jimmy Zs. He looks for places where young women can be found, this includes business that have young women customers and hangs around to stalk the young women. He'll do it even during the day. If I was a business owner/manager with young women customers, I'd want to know there is a predator stalking young women in the area. Seeing him loitering near, I'd have him run off.

ETA:
Also since he said "Atilanos is with him", they may want to know just who and what Lucas is, and that he's using their name to imply they support his insane predator behavior. When he lived at Pioneer Pathway, he used to frequent the Atilano on 3rd Ave. Atilanos has 4 different locations but the 3rd Ave one may still be the one he goes to since it's closest to HOC.

 

[Da Dude123]

The cow is back on Instagram mooing about how he is starting to hate Spokane due to the bigotry and all the Gen Z men hoarding all the women. Of course, since Lucas depends on charity to survive, it would be very hard to pick up and go somewhere else. It would be funny if his tard wranglers gave him a one way ticket to another city.

It does sound like Spokane takes care of it's hobos decently well. Lucas would be in for a rude awakening in a city like Seattle or Portland, that also has higher costs of living.

I doubt we will see Lucas try to go somewhere else. Can you imagine being stuck sitting next to Lucas on a Greyhound bus? If you have ever rode the dog, you know there are lots of banged up people on those buses, but having to sit next to a stinky autistic ragman like Lucas would be brutal.

 

[ThomasAudley]

In his latest vid his dad's 12 acres have now been upgrade to a "12-acre microranch." I've never heard the term microranch before but I like it. Adding it to my vocabulary along with "mega micropenis."

 

[Fatal Walter]

Well, I sure hope he has 50 head of micro cattle. I was kind of hoping he'd address the arguing over whether or not he's entitled to women in his videos but it probably pissed him off.

Edit: Oh shit, manly Lucas is back. I think this stupid false bravado is one of my favorite things he does because he's so goddamn bad at it. Lucas probably got picked on by even the nerds in high school.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

would be funny if his tard wranglers gave him a one way ticket to another city.

Back in the day, 20 years ago (maybe less) some cities used to give the homeless one way plane tickets to Hawaii. So they had no way to come home. Lucas would get his shit kicked in by locals there. They are very protective and many don't like mainlanders

 

[Da Dude123]

Absolutely, without powerleveling I had some first hand experience with that. Hawaii is not the big paradise people think it is. Lucas would get demolished out there. Boy, that would make for an interesting turn of events if Lucas moved to Hawaii.

Back in the day, 20 years ago (maybe less) some cities used to give the homeless one way plane tickets to Hawaii. So they had no way to come home. Lucas would get his shit kicked in by locals there. They are very protective and many don't like mainlanders

 

[Fatal Walter]

"Milky breasts and a progesterone soaked uterus." "Good breeding stock." Women love that kind of talk.
Lucas also has a profound ability to misunderstand every comment left for him. He consistently thinks people making fun of him are agreeing and people agreeing are making fun of him.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Funny how he has some kind of stick up his ass about mysogyny and then repeatedly addresses his creeper memes with "WOMAN", that's definitely not condescending and I'm sure the ultra progressive zoomer baes you pine for love to be addressed like that.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

I had a horrifying dream about Lucas last night. I met a young woman who knew him and asked how they met. She responded, he's my Fiance.. "Oh." She said He's also my dad, and my grandpa. He has the longest telomeres!

Never had a dream about a lolcow before.

 

[AbraCadaver]

I do not, in fact, believe that Lucas has Marfan The Fuck Syndrome.

Not sure why he’s even bringing it up.

It REALLY doesn’t occur to Lucas that lots of gen z girls do NOT want kids, does it?

also the “milky breasts” thing makes my skin crawl. And does he think larger breasts make more milk? Uh, they don’t. The milk glands operate the same regardless of how much fat is packed in around them.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

I do not, in fact, believe that Lucas has Marfan The Fuck Syndrome.

Not sure why he’s even bringing it up.

It REALLY doesn’t occur to Lucas that lots of gen z girls do NOT want kids, does it?

also the “milky breasts” thing makes my skin crawl. And does he think larger breasts make more milk? Uh, they don’t. The milk glands operate the same regardless of how much fat is packed in around them.

And....

....lucas....

....the "Gen Z Girls" aren't classist or agephobic, not at all. They just

DONT WANT LUCAS WERNER,

Understand? No of course you don't, you thick fuck.

 

[AbraCadaver]

And....

....lucas....

....the "Gen Z Girls" aren't classist or agephobic, not at all. They just

DONT WANT LUCAS WERNER,

Understand? No of course you don't, you thick fuck.

Even if for some reason they wanted his rancid sperm, why would they STAY with him? He makes his big selling point about how his DNA will be superior for children or whatnot, but nothing about why a woman would continue to stay with him after getting pregnant.

He’s homeless, he’s ugly, he’s disgusting, he’s abusive, his family will leave him NOTHING...and even if they left him an entire cattle ranch, who would want to spend the rest of their life shackled to crazy, smelly Lucas? He would be the WORST husband. He’s made it clear he will not work to support any future family...he somehow expects a simple land inheritance to keep him, a wife and a child supported. The land means nothing, it can’t pay the bills unless you do something with it, and he won’t.

He expects his future wife to work and he will “be a house husband,” but he won’t change diapers, stay up nights with a colicky baby, prepare meals for the family, do cleaning and chores, take the child to school and help it with projects, etc.

What can he possibly promise a woman, other than his ridiculous “magical telomeres” thing? He calls women selfish and greedy, yet he demands a young woman who will bear his child, take care of
him, pay the bills, clean the house, look after the child...while he sits on his enormous arse doing nothing. Maybe he hopes daddy and stepmum will take care of the baby until it’s old enough for him to molest. Or he thinks the state will take care of everything. Hard to see the benefits of long telomeres for a child that’s just going to grow up poor, neglected and molested.

He is the world’s fattest, ugliest parasite, a giant mutant baby who wants New Mummy to feed and clothe him and entertain him and tell him he’s a good boy and oh yeah, also suck his dick.

So why should a gen Z woman get with Lucas when ANY man over 40 will provide the same supposed telomere benefits, AND be willing to support his family?

 

[le funny sex number 69]

Lucas doesn’t suffer from agephobia. No one hates him for being 40. Hell, regardless of how most people feel about it, there are plenty of 20 year olds dating 35+ men. Not to mention women his age range don’t want him either.

Lucas suffers from Lucasphobia.

 

[mothman96]

Even if for some reason they wanted his rancid sperm, why would they STAY with him? He makes his big selling point about how his DNA will be superior for children or whatnot, but nothing about why a woman would continue to stay with him after getting pregnant.

He’s homeless, he’s ugly, he’s disgusting, he’s abusive, his family will leave him NOTHING...and even if they left him an entire cattle ranch, who would want to spend the rest of their life shackled to crazy, smelly Lucas? He would be the WORST husband. He’s made it clear he will not work to support any future family...he somehow expects a simple land inheritance to keep him, a wife and a child supported. The land means nothing, it can’t pay the bills unless you do something with it, and he won’t.

He is the world’s fattest, ugliest parasite, a giant mutant baby who wants New Mummy to feed and clothe him and entertain him and tell him he’s a good boy and oh yeah, also suck his dick.

So why should a gen Z woman get with Lucas when ANY man over 40 will provide the same supposed telomere benefits, AND be willing to support his family?

That's it, right there. There are men (35 +) that are eligible for young women that are into older men. Lucas is out of the running (dating barrel) even within his own Gen X group.

 

[AbraCadaver]

That's it, right there. There are men (35 +) that are eligible for young women that are into older men. Lucas is out of the running (dating barrel) even within his own Gen X group.

It is because of a sometimes merciful deity that this man will never have children, and I don’t think we’ve thanked God enough for that today.

 

[Fatal Walter]

I'm actually working on a video about Lucas' recent instagram posts. I'm pretty fed up with Lucas lately so I'm probably just going to tear him apart this time. Definitely would cause more people to find his instagram and mess with him.

 

[Free the Pedos]

So why should a gen Z woman get with Lucas when ANY man over 40 will provide the same supposed telomere benefits, AND be willing to support his family?

One thing that has always perplexed me about his worldview is that he seems to view Gen X sperm as a limited, valuable resource. Let's say everything he said is true and men his age do have the longest telomeres etc etc: there's no shortage of men between 40 and 55. There's probably one on every street in America, so why does that make him special? I would genuinely like to hear his answer to his question.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

I'm actually working on a video about Lucas' recent instagram posts. I'm pretty fed up with Lucas lately so I'm probably just going to tear him apart this time. Definitely would cause more people to find his instagram and mess with him.

Please do, Walter.

I get sick of the light touch that everyone seems to have with Lucas sometimes.

Bermuda said a while back that if you tolerate Lucas even passively he takes that as acceptance, and it increases his ego.

(I mean he seems to take rejection in the same way, but at least it forces him to confront the reality that people are sick of him. )

People might think that these videos that tear Lucas apart are easy to make, "low quality content" but I'm of the opinion that it's the best type of content someone criticizing Lucas can make.

After all, we've seen from the interviews with Lucas that there's no bringing him around to face reality, there's no being understanding and friendly with Lucas and slowly leading him to the realization that all of his behavior is wrong.

No. If you're friendly with him, and you give him things, and you do favors for him, he uses you, he abuses you, and he lists you as being a force in the Army in his head that he thinks he can counter criticism with.

How many times did he say in memes and in videos that "people better leave him alone or he was going to sic Goldie on them". That's it. That's what being nice to him gets you.

Taking Lucas's points one by one and detailing why none of the make any sense, why he's such a gigantic hypocrite, why all of the ideals that he claims to profess or completely contradicted by everything he says and does, and all the other things that make Lucas a horrible detestable person that no one would want to spend any time around, other than pointing at laughing at him, which is the only value he has......THAT'S what I like to see. And I hope he sees it, too. But even if he doesn't, it's out there, making more people aware of Spokanes most pathetic would-be pedophile predator.

Lucas the circus freak. That's it, that's his value as a human.

 

[Wernology]

I'm actually working on a video about Lucas' recent instagram posts. I'm pretty fed up with Lucas lately so I'm probably just going to tear him apart this time. Definitely would cause more people to find his instagram and mess with him.

Getting tired of him rambling on about milky breasts huh?

I was just re-watching one of the old streams he did where he invited you to go and play Colonists with him then speculated that your problem with him was that you just hate guys with beards.