Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[cuddle striker]

Now you all know why the Feminists were so worked up about "rape culture on campus". This is that shit in action.

When he does this stuff at a business, they kick him out. Only on a campus, can he get away with it.

 

[Blonde Bomb]

Now you all know why the Feminists were so worked up about "rape culture on campus". This is that shit in action.

When he does this stuff at a business, they kick him out. Only on a campus, can he get away with it.

Hope the female students walk in groups, carry pepper spray, etc. He's the kind of guy a girl sees & asks a guy friend to walk with her. Not because he's hoarding all that sweet sweet poaner, but because the girl knows Lucas is a fucking creep & doesn't want him to approach her and if she does, she wants back-up & witnesses.

I know we observe the Prime Directive here, but part of me really wants to let the college know what sort of person is hanging around their campus & what his intentions are.

 

[Wernology]

Since Lucas is probably on a 2 day hangover and has nowhere to plug in his phone, I'll remind you all of the time he went on about how having kids with a guy under 35 is child abuse, then makes some comment about how if you don't find his video funny you're stupid.

And that time Lucas told the homeless they chose that life and deserved it for rejecting the note he slipped into the cold KFC he gave you and not dating him because he could offer you a "better life".

 

[mothman96]

And that time Lucas told the homeless they chose that life and deserved it for rejecting the note he slipped into the cold KFC he gave you and not dating him because he could offer you a "better life".

He posted that video Nov 10, 2019 and 3 mo later Karma hits him in the face. Gets kicked out of his 1 room apt for being a POS, he's a homeless hobo sleeping in a homeless shelter.

 

[Fapcop]

Since Lucas is probably on a 2 day hangover and has nowhere to plug in his phone, I'll remind you all of the time he went on about how having kids with a guy under 35 is child abuse, then makes some comment about how if you don't find his video funny you're stupid.

And that time Lucas told the homeless they chose that life and deserved it for rejecting the note he slipped into the cold KFC he gave you and not dating him because he could offer you a "better life".

Ah! Truly a man of the people and a friend of the unfortunate!

 

[AbraCadaver]

Now you all know why the Feminists were so worked up about "rape culture on campus". This is that shit in action.

When he does this stuff at a business, they kick him out. Only on a campus, can he get away with it.

Oh trust me, as a woman who went to university, I was already well aware. This rubbish is pretty much par for the course. Administration dissuades you from making a complaint against creepy male students because it’s bad PR and extra work for them, and anyways nothing will come of it because it’s your word against his.

Then when a sexual assault happens, they ask you why you didn’t bother to file a complaint earlier. You must’ve wanted to be assaulted, but changed your mind at the last minute! Typical hysterical woman.

The fact that the campus did nothing to protect female students from Lucas’ leering and following is just disgusting, but hardly surprising.

 

[ThomasAudley]

Lucas is dead, calling it first. I don’t have any sources or information or reason to believe it, but he should’ve found somewhere to charge his phone by now if that was the issue. He probably drank himself into a stupor and rolled into the river and got swept away or choked on his vomit in his sleep, a cause of death that fit his life.

 

[Draxx them Sklounst]

If campus administrators hate anything and will do anything to prevent, it's bad PR!

 

[Da Dude123]

@The Golden USB Show , has Lucas contacted you and asked you to send him more Red Robin's burgers, fries, and a gallon of diet Coke? Huh? Have you heard from Lucas? Usually he would contact you for food, right? He has gone UA from Instagram and we're not hearing about what bigots we all are and how he is plenty good. Any ideas, Goldy?

 

[mothman96]

Lucas is dead, calling it first. I don’t have any sources or information or reason to believe it, but he should’ve found somewhere to charge his phone by now if that was the issue. He probably drank himself into a stupor and rolled into the river and got swept away or choked on his vomit in his sleep, a cause of death that fit his life.

His phone could've broke or got stolen. If such happened he'll likely wait till the 1st of next mo. to get a new phone.

 

[Goldaor]

@The Golden USB Show , has Lucas contacted you and asked you to send him more Red Robin's burgers, fries, and a gallon of diet Coke? Huh? Have you heard from Lucas? Usually he would contact you for food, right? He has gone UA from and we're not hearing about what bigots we all are and how he is plenty good. Any ideas, Goldy?

I think he might have broke/lost his phone because I haven't had any news from him since that night he spent with Isaac

 

[mothman96]

I think he might have broke/lost his phone because I haven't had any news from him since that night he spent with Isaac

Have you tried to contact him?

 

[Wernology]

I think he might have broke/lost his phone because I haven't had any news from him since that night he spent with Isaac

Same, if he's not going to HoC he probably either can't find a charging spot or he lost/broke the phone again.

Or his good pal Issac beat him senseless and stole his phone, weed, and any cash he was dumb enough to be carrying.

 

[Patchwork Ragdoll]

My guess is his very good "friends" stole his phone, weed, etc after lucas drank himself stupid and passed out. He's so dumb he's probably oblivious and bitching to these same "friends" about getting his stuff jacked.

But maybe the other bums finally got tired of him and he's in a shallow grave somewhere. I'm 100% ready for the lucas murder mystery saga if that's the case.

 

[teleméres69]

2020 would certainly be a fitting end for Lucas, given he's somehow managed to avoid catching Wu Flu despite how unhygienic he is, as we've seen the videos of him eating off the floor. Though I imagine his death will be slow and painful as we see multiple videos chronicling his rapid decline in health until one day we hear news he's dead

My guess is his very good "friends" stole his phone, weed, etc after lucas drank himself stupid and passed out. He's so dumb he's probably oblivious and bitching to these same "friends" about getting his stuff jacked.

But maybe the other bums finally got tired of him and he's in a shallow grave somewhere. I'm 100% ready for the lucas murder mystery saga if that's the case.

 

[WonderWino]

I think he might have broke/lost his phone because I haven't had any news from him since that night he spent with Isaac

On that note it would be hilarious if he did get his phone broken or stolen and it turned out to be isaac that did it

The more I hear lucas go on about him the more I suspect lucas is trying to turn himself into his fantasy version of cyril and somehow thinks he will be able to use his younger friends (isaac) to look good around and get young women. Essentially trying to do the same thing he accused cyril of doing back in the 90s. I still don't understand the logic of how that was supposed to work in lucas's head but then again its lucas so logic isn't exactly something one should expect

 

[cuddle striker]

If he's dead, he hasn't been found yet.
Or it's a simple death with uncontested cause.

He may have had his phone stolen.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

On that note it would be hilarious if he did get his phone broken or stolen and it turned out to be isaac that did it

Considering it was obvious this Isaac is just using Lucas for weed and was reluctant to claim he was Lucas’s friend on the videos, on top of the fact Lucas admited Isaac slapped his face I think there is some merit in this hypothesis.

 

[cigarettesalsa]

Perhaps his untreated diabetes finally came calling after eating 3 dinners and drinking all that toilet wine.
F

 

[Picklechu]

I also support the "Isaac stole his shit while he was passed out and/or murdered him" hypothesis. Either that or his lard ass rolled over on his phone and crushed it. Or maybe he got lost in the woods or something.

Oh trust me, as a woman who went to university, I was already well aware. This rubbish is pretty much par for the course. Administration dissuades you from making a complaint against creepy male students because it’s bad PR and extra work for them, and anyways nothing will come of it because it’s your word against his.

Then when a sexual assault happens, they ask you why you didn’t bother to file a complaint earlier. You must’ve wanted to be assaulted, but changed your mind at the last minute! Typical hysterical woman.

The fact that the campus did nothing to protect female students from Lucas’ leering and following is just disgusting, but hardly surprising.

To be fair, university administration tends to be shitty in this area whether the creep or the victim is a man or a woman.