Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Just watched @klickitat 's latest compilation (you're a fucking star for these, btw) and I am convinced that Lucas is losing his marbles at a faster rate than was previously the case. Even relatively recently, he was a bit more coherent than this, whilst admittedly still not actually being coherent. Makes me wonder how much longer he's got left to run before something stops him in his tracks; the cops, getting sectioned, one of his homeless "friends" offing him in a temper because he won't stop ranting utter shite...
 
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If he really is in college, the potential for a chimpout is very good. I sort of doubt he actually is back in school, but is "thinking about it". I would love to hear about him reeeing and mooing on campus cause the baby zooms don't want anything to do with him.

ETA:. OMG, OMG! Lucas just posted a video that he was kicked out of House of Charity because a security guard was cock blocking him for talking to a girl! He is outside mooing about it. I guess he will be sleeping under the tree by the convenience store!
 
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Da Dude123 said:
I sort of doubt he actually is back in school, but is "thinking about it".
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I agree. One thing you can actually count on with Lucas is for him to get an idea in his head and immediately talk it up, realize it requires some actual initiative on his part, and then let it slip under the rug (or under the bridge, in his case)

I imagine his plans of going back to school will probably turn out about the same as being a budtender, suing Walter Fate, Cloudflare, Facebook etc. Listening to him go on about his "plans" feels like listening to a little kid say they're gonna be the president or an astronaut or something. "When I grow up, I'm gonna get a PhD in age gap breeding!!"
 
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TurdFondler said:
He's absolutely tweaking. The aggression, mannerisms, the agitation, pupils the size of dinner plates. He was kicked out for being intoxicated and yelled at the guy who kicked him out.

A weed high is so much easier to hide but uppers? Everyone knows you're high.
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I agree, he seems a lot twitchier in his recent videos. The fact that he actually had a confrontation instead of cowering and hiding the minute the security guard showed up shows an increase in confidence. Could just be wishful thinking though. Then again the people of Spokane don't deserve to have to deal with meth'd up Lucas.
 
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The Wernest said:
And I thought the Lucas Werner saga couldn't get more interesting. I'm glad I was mistaken:story:
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At this rate we will hit the 1k thread mark well before Halloween.

Troon Draugur said:
Just watched @klickitat 's latest compilation (you're a fucking star for these, btw) and I am convinced that Lucas is losing his marbles at a faster rate than was previously the case. Even relatively recently, he was a bit more coherent than this, whilst admittedly still not actually being coherent. Makes me wonder how much longer he's got left to run before something stops him in his tracks; the cops, getting sectioned, one of his homeless "friends" offing him in a temper because he won't stop ranting utter shite...
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I have to agree with the idea Lucas is losing his marbles at a faster rate. There were a couple times during the Goldaor podcast that it seemed like Lucas would trail off the conversation into a tangent as if he was responding to another person. Like Goldie was just another voice in his head he was conversing with. There were at least two instances I was convinced Lucas was talking to another person in the room with him and not Goldie.

Also, the Wern‘s insistence on how he is all about stealing peoples girls away from them now gave me some pause as it indicates he may be becoming more aggressive in his pursuit of his dream zoomer bae. I don’t know, I just got the vibe he is becoming more aggressive in general.
 
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klickitat said:
He just got kicked out of HoC.

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How fitting that Hotel California is playing in the background. Seems he's lurking around the bars again, should be in for an interesting night. Think he'll get arrested? Robbed? Beat with bats/sticks? Cry himself to sleep in the woods?
 
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TurdFondler said:
He's absolutely tweaking. The aggression, mannerisms, the agitation, pupils the size of dinner plates. He was kicked out for being intoxicated and yelled at the guy who kicked him out.

A weed high is so much easier to hide but uppers? Everyone knows you're high.
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I want to agree but I think he is to much of a pussy to hit the pipe. If he did tho oh baby we are in for a ride.
 
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So since I know the staff and what's going on over, I can sort of infer what happened and sift through Lucas's lies and find the truth. Nursing students from EWU and the WSU extension come and volunteer take the temps of all the homeless at every shelter before the men go inside. I have seen these young women personally close up when Covid first started and we were setting everything up, and yeah Lucas has no chance in hell.

Anyways, he probably started his magic sperm shit and the girl got uncomfortable was trying to take other temps and Lucas kept harassing her, so the Catholic Charities uniformed security who are there to enforce social distancing while the men go inside--and they already know Lucas--so they interfered and eventually threw his out. I am pretty sure I know who the "zoomer cop" is he is discussing.

I'll hear through the grapevine next week but I am pretty sure my account will be validated with what really happened. I am interested in seeing how many days he got booted. He can't go to UGM because he has to take a Urine test, he is too greedy to go to Truth Ministries--and he probably may still be banned there, and we never heard the whole story, but it is likely he is banned from Salvation Army. He is so fucked.

On another note, that brick background with the soft lighting is no doubt the Bennett Bloc building. How the fuck is he in there this time of night, they lock that place up along with the skywalk system around 6ish.
 
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His latest video he is ranting on the street in the dark, but I can't get the volume on?

EDIT: The volume for his video works for my phone, but not my laptop. Weird. Anyways, typical rants but he is losing it, lol. Cold and lonely night for The Wern.
 
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mothman96 said:
The video should be sent to Spokane Community College. Let the administration again see the psycho they are letting in the door. A psycho that gets kicked out of HOC for being a total Predator .
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His last three probably should; I was just about to save when he uploaded a complete screaming meltdown from the streets

Nobleman said:
His latest video he is ranting on the street in the dark, but I can't get the volume on?
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If you've got headphones in, turn the volume way down.




The 'middle' rant. All three are going into the longer compilation as well but I want to be damn sure they don't get lost if youtube decides to remove anything.

 
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Nobleman said:
His latest video he is ranting on the street in the dark, but I can't get the volume on?

EDIT: The volume for his video works for my phone, but not my laptop. Weird. Anyways, typical rants but he is losing it, lol. Cold and lonely night for The Wern.
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Today for some reason the volume has been turned off when I access his videos. Ive had to turn it on for each video. That may be the problem you are having.
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klickitat said:
He just got kicked out of HoC.

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The best part is he is acting like he is proud of it, like he somehow accomplished something positive. I wonder if this is a one night thing or if hes legitimately kicked out like the last time

That said, this sounds like it fits the bill of interesting things happening to justify another golden USB episode

TurdFondler said:
He's absolutely tweaking. The aggression, mannerisms, the agitation, pupils the size of dinner plates. He was kicked out for being intoxicated and yelled at the guy who kicked him out.

A weed high is so much easier to hide but uppers? Everyone knows you're high.
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I'm glad i'm not the only one who noticed that. Its worth mentioning he has talked alot about being around a bunch of meth heads recently as well. He may claim he doesn't like harder drugs but we also know he self medicates and he'll likely take what he can get

On that note it makes me wonder if lucas didn't lose his phone or have it stolen, but had some meth, went full tweaker and took his phone apart while he was high. Tweakers do that shit all the time. It would certainly prompt him to come up with the kind of story he did to explain it

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I want to agree but I think he is to much of a pussy to hit the pipe. If he did tho oh baby we are in for a ride
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I believe he admitted to trying it at least once years ago, and his current behavior certainly looks very tweaker, especially considering he has mentioned several times that he has been hanging around with meth addicts recently
 
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