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"I can't do this with my eyes open because it'll give a guy a boner"
that is the cringiest cringe that ever cringed
that is the cringiest cringe that ever cringed
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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It’s almost like he is letting his real proclivity out with that statement.
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"It's awkward for me so I have to close my eyes. " = I turn myself on if I do this while looking in my phone or a mirror."
The Freak has to be in court today at 9 am. I've noticed several times that he backs off from posting around the time he has to go to court. We'll see if he's back to his IG/facebook later on today.
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My God, this is pure gold!!!
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Hey Lucas, the Spokane Pedo Freak. You think you can talk a girl into dating and marrying you. You make sane girls retch at the thought of you touching them.
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If one of your examples that woman are bigoted PoS for wanting to date within their age group
Youre a nonce
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Apparently COPS will be filming a few more episodes in Spokane. Let's pray Lucas crosses the film crew's path.
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It is? I thought cops had been cancelled after the whole BLM crazy shit spooked them into dropping it
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They are filming, whether anything airs seems to be in question.
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Homeless and can't even stay at the low barrier shelter. Lucas is still focused on taking a girl out to eat at a fancy restaurant to convince her to marry him. How exceptional!
Since they're all Bernie Sanders supporters and Yang gangsters, then surely they should be open to dating a hobo who sleeps on the ground underneath a tree, so long as some cockblocker doesn't appear with his car and hot tub and steal her away!
Those liberals in name only! Bigots!
Since they're all Bernie Sanders supporters and Yang gangsters, then surely they should be open to dating a hobo who sleeps on the ground underneath a tree, so long as some cockblocker doesn't appear with his car and hot tub and steal her away!
Those liberals in name only! Bigots!
The girls will go Ewwwww, Yuck, It's the Psycho Pedo Creep, Ewwww.
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All he needed to do in order to keep a roof over his head and a few square meals a day—for free, mind you—was just don’t be a nutcase. This fat sped couldn’t even manage that. And thank goodness, because he was just taking the spot from someone who deserved it more and would be appreciative of it. Lucas’ life is just a series of cascading failures. It always has been, and it will be until he croaks. It still manages to amaze me by how much he fucks himself over by not even managing to do the bare minimum. Even young children have a sense of self-preservation.
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I’m proud of you buddy, just wanted to say you ended up doin real good kid.
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Cops is produced for syndication, but gets its funding from a primary network who gets the right to air new episodes first. Previously this was Fox, but they canceled it back in the early 2010's and Spike TV took over. Spike TV would go on to become the Paramount Network, who later decided to distance themselves from the show's production. Apparently the production company is producing the new season for international audiences, time will tell if it works out for them.
It would be a real treat if Lucas showed up on there though, I imagine it would be like the episode of My Name Is Earl where everyone at the bar drops what they're doing to watch the TV because their town's episode of Cops was coming on.
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Is Lucas actually banned from House of Charity? His new videos appear to still be inside HoC like the day before. It's pretty wild so many people keep giving him chances when he makes it very clear he's never going to learn from his mistakes or stop being a predator
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I believe he is in some other public building like a bus depot or something like that. Of course, no mask indoors.