Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

cuddle striker said:
He's also banned from several restaurants and two coffee shops in Kendall Yards, the corner store by the courthouse on Monroe, and a bar on Monroe I can't remember the name of. This according to a local who works at the courthouse.

That area is right by the river. He's very well known locally, the hospitals are aware of him from my personal knowledge. A frequent flyer.
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mothman96 said:
According to the Freak, he's been banned from all the bars in Spokane.
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Out of boredom last night I went back into the thread and brushed up on my Wernology. There was a post back around the time of the Starbucks incident that said the police in Spokane were very aware of who Lucas is and are actively monitoring him, as well as local businesses being alerted to his shenanigans. I doubt that has changed much in the last three years. I’m guessing every cop in Spokane knows exactly who he is and has seen a sample of his videos, probably watched directly from this thread.
 
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Club Sandwich said:
like, what could Lucas realistically do to earn an honest paycheck with his current position in life?
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Nothing. Literally nothing. He's too uneducated and unskilled for anything but service industry and manual labor that doesn't require any significant training. He's too stupid and his hygiene is too poor to make coffee or food. His inability to go half a sentence without ranting about bigoted Zoomer wombs make budtending a non-starter, and would destroy any interview. And interviews are a complex thing even higher functioning autists struggle with, but it's a moot point since any light Google searching would show that he's a liability, so any resume would be promptly discarded. And he has crazy eyes that make people avoid him without even knowing about him.

Obviously any service job that has him interacting with the public is out of the question, so his only shot at ever having a job is if he knows someone personally that can set him up with some kind of menial labor he can do away from both the public and other workers, but Lucas has neither friends nor family to do this giant favor.
 
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one_time_user said:
The only way for a guy like him (old, no job history, homeless) to get a job is to sign on wall of the day labor agencies like Peopleready and get sent on daily assignments hoping to get asked back to the same job repeatedly and get hired directly. That's it, except for possibly a dish washing position in the worst restaurants.
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Yeah, I think that is about right. Those day labor places are full of bums and hobos, literally right off the train. In fact, many of those places are located near railroad tracks so hobos can head over there for a day's pay for their wine, after jumping off the boxcar.

Lucas has no idea how to do anything related to finding employment. Most places, even low wage service jobs want you to apply online. He would be a huge shrink risk, as he would almost certainly steal from any place he worked. Any place who would interview him would probably ask what he has been doing for the past 20 years. He would not have a good answer for that question. And really, there isn't a good answer to that question.

I think this is all an idea and Lucas won't actually apply anywhere or make a resume. He is too much of a ragman and set in his ragman gubmint hand out ways. Respect to him if he actually makes a good faith attempt at finding employment. I just don't believe he really will.
 
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mothman96 said:
The Creep brought up that he was looking into the Salvation Army. Would you be able to find out if he got accepted back at SA shelter?
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He's been banned from a couple SA shelters already, and I'm sure it wouldn't be hard to get him booted from another one if they find out what happened at HoC.
 
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As mentioned upthread, his only hope at employment is day labor, and really shitty day labor at that. He's only fit for picking up trash on construction sites or piling (pre sorted) boxes into trucks.

Those jobs never net enough for rent outside of flop houses, the hours and shifts are precarious, the work sucks and most people can't work a full 40 hours because of how much it fucking sucks.
 
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TurdFondler said:
As mentioned upthread, his only hope at employment is day labor, and really shitty day labor at that. He's only fit for picking up trash on construction sites or piling (pre sorted) boxes into trucks.

Those jobs never net enough for rent outside of flop houses, the hours and shifts are precarious, the work sucks and most people can't work a full 40 hours because of how much it fucking sucks.
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Lucas couldn’t be relied upon to not fuck up even those simple tasks. Not to mention that there’s serious reason to infer that he isn’t capable of that kind of labor. His shirtless pics show that he has absolutely no muscle tone whatsoever. I don’t think he could lift more than a couple boxes before getting too tired to continue.
 
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Has this been posted yet? On mobile but wanted to share
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Edit: sauce
 
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Earlier this week Lucas decided to reply to something I DMmed him after he went on a rant at me in my IG DMs about how his parents were millionaires and he would be too some day and I'd regret being mean to him then, and blocked me.
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I don't know why it's as funny to me as it is, but it's probably because I responded to him in August and it took him until last Tuesday to come up with the response.

I'm a greedy ass loveless bitch for telling him to calm down.
 
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The Golden USB Show said:
I was able to get in contact with him, hopefully he will give me good informations!
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Doubt. You pander to Lucas and just provide him a platform to filibuster about how he can’t get laid. You send him food to appear on your “Podcast” which is just him spouting off about his usual pedo creed while you giggle in the background. ‘Grats on feeding a homeless diabetic man food that will raise his blood sugar while simultaneously feeding his ego.
 
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LightEmittingDiode said:
Has this been posted yet? On mobile but wanted to share
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'I've done my best as a 40 year old man to befriend young men around 18 years old'

Oh yeah, totally not a predatory thing to say at all. The lack of self awareness he must have not to realize how that sentence makes him sound is astounding

The best part is that he admits to using these younger men in an attempt to make him look good so he can use them to get women for himself at their expense......you know, the exact thing he accused cyril of trying to do to him and calling him all kinds of insults for. Shows how much he was projecting his own mindset onto cyril back in the day

LightEmittingDiode said:
I personally want to know what part time jobs he expects to get with his “skill set” that will get him $1000 a month
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'Human guinea pig test subject for questionable covid treatments' comes to mind. Thats about it
 
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LightEmittingDiode said:
Doubt. You pander to Lucas and just provide him a platform to filibuster about how he can’t get laid. You send him food to appear on your “Podcast” which is just him spouting off about his usual pedo creed while you giggle in the background. ‘Grats on feeding a homeless diabetic man food that will raise his blood sugar while simultaneously feeding his ego.
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Not Lucas, I meant I was able to get in contact with the person in the screenshot and had a chat about what he witnessed
 
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