Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Oh, you want your fecund ova, do you? Is that what you want, fatty? Keep up your autistic hobo ranting. I'm sure that fecund ova will have dinner at The Steam Plant with you, Lucas.
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It’s exactly these type posts that really puts his insanity on display. It’s all the aspects of his mental landscape jumbled together and overlapping, mixing up into a ball of crazy. There’s no distinctions or proper contexts of what he is trying to communicate.
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And of course the suicide baiting. He knows he is at a dead end. One he created for himself by being so arrogantly sure of himself and his delusions. His only way out of this mess is to admit he is wrong. And that’ll never happen.
 
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@Nobleman when it is as cold as it is right now, does HOC allow people to stay inside throughout the day? If not, I'm wondering if Lucas will have another bout with his nose getting a little bit of frostbite, swelling up and peeling. A big part of me hopes that he doesn't get a bed at HOC tonight, or anywhere else because of how ungrateful and narcissistic he is. It is everyone else's responsibility to feed him and put a roof over his head and he takes literally everything for granted.
They let them in three days ago from what I heard, but from what I heard the health department only allows only 85 in the building all six feet from one another. Which is less than the beds that they have. So now when they check in, they have to be in by 8pm for their beds, and then check in by 8am for their inside spots. And typically during the winter and holidays, the homeless get stir crazy and pissed because of the holidays so it turns into a ban fest.

The City of Spokane has not opened any warming shelters either and all shelters were reduced to around 60% capacity due to Covid, so there are hundreds of homeless on streets of Spokane right now begging to get into a warm place. We only can hope that Lucas acts like his self and gets thrown out so someone more grateful will take his place.
 
He is literally reduced to his reptilian brain, with his fucking stupid pedo lunacy on tape loop, and the tape is wearing out. Not a singlw identifiable interest beyond eating and rutting. Even his boardgame shit was so superficial it wasnt even a hobby. Just another lame attempt at Bae Bait. What a fucking colorless schlub he is...
 
"ACAB" goes beyond 'a struggle for racial equality' to the extreme end of leftism where cops are the natural outgrowth of capitalism- the new slave patrols. In this thought process a cop exists mainly to protect private property (and keep it private!) and are indelibly connected to capitalism (at least the way Lucas uses it).

And you would barely need cops at all in a socialist paradise! You know, the DPRK, USSR, etc...


So what you're saying is.....


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They let them in three days ago from what I heard, but from what I heard the health department only allows only 85 in the building all six feet from one another. Which is less than the beds that they have. So now when they check in, they have to be in by 8pm for their beds, and then check in by 8am for their inside spots. And typically during the winter and holidays, the homeless get stir crazy and pissed because of the holidays so it turns into a ban fest.

The City of Spokane has not opened any warming shelters either and all shelters were reduced to around 60% capacity due to Covid, so there are hundreds of homeless on streets of Spokane right now begging to get into a warm place. We only can hope that Lucas acts like his self and gets thrown out so someone more grateful will take his place.

At this point its practically a given that he'll fuck it up and get banned again sooner or later. Especially with the way his crazy seems to be going lately. That said the homeless were quite fortunate last year in that the covid restriction stuff didn't really start until winter was on its way out so there were more beds and warming options around for them last year, but this year its going to likely be alot more difficult for them with a 60% capacity. They're fortunate its washington state and not a far colder climate, but even so its likely going to be a rough winter for alot of people. Lucas had better be very careful or that'll include him as well

For a guy who admitted in his 2010 reflections that being on the street 'scared him more than anything' (which is why he supposedly put up with the stuff he claims cyril put him through in the first place) he sure does everything he can to ensure he ends up there permanently. You would think by now he'd be going into panic mode with the cold weather starting to settle in. In the summer he can sleep in the woods or 'on the sidewalk' as he put it but come winter he's fucked if he gets booted out of the shelter for being an idiot mid month when he has no money. and its not like it hasn't happened before, which fucked up his nose and feet a few years back. Not that diabetes didn't have its share of the responsibility for it

What really astounds me about lucas is at this point he knows his time on the streets isn't likely a short term thing. He is completely reliant on the shelter to feed him when his cash runs out. Yet he doesn't even have a backpack with a few basic emergency supplies in it. No water bottle, no food of any kind aside from the occasional bag of chips. If I were in his position i'd be hitting the local dollar store and ensuring I had at least a weeks worth of those microwave rice packs, some pepperoni, bread, margarine, coffee and a few of the different easy to prepare foods that places like dollarama sell. Pretty much make a point of filling a backpack or bag or whatever he can get to carry around. Granted I haven't been to a dollar store in washington for years so maybe they're different than whats up here in canada these days but I assume theres at least similar stuff available there. The point being, i'd spend $30 or $40 out of those tardbux and ensure I had something to eat with me in case something fucked up the shelter access. But of course this is lucas, he doesn't think ahead, doesn't prepare for anything and even by hobo standards has a serious lack of self preservation instincts. He's so utterly reliant on the government to feed and shelter him that he'd be completely fucked if anything prevents him from getting that support for any length of time. Hell a water bottle, a few instant microwaveable rice and bean meals and a couple cans of corned beef could save his ass when he really needs it and he doesn't even bother to do that much planning for his future

I mean he can only pull his creepy behavior at those shelters so many times and take so many temp bans before they finally have enough of him and consider him enough of a liability to tell him to gtfo permanently. When that day comes he had better have some supplies for a few days and some kind of plan or he is in serious trouble. Hell I bet he doesn't even have an extra pair of socks, some gloves for winter, a toque, $1 plastic poncho or even a cheap blanket to keep his ass alive if hes stuck outside for a few days during a sudden cold snap
 
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The sick desperation in his latest antics is so cringe to watch but you can't look away. From filming himself crying to hinting at suicide to sharing songs with his mating calls. This is like the equivalent of that movie where some guy is standing outside some girl's bedroom playing a song on the radio trying to get her attention, but in this case he doesn't know her and she sure as fuck doesn't want to know him.
 
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The sick desperation in his latest antics is so cringe to watch but you can't look away. From filming himself crying to hinting at suicide to sharing songs with his mating calls. This is like the equivalent of that movie where some guy is standing outside some girl's bedroom playing a song on the radio trying to get her attention, but in this case he doesn't know her and she sure as fuck doesn't want to know him.
Once again we see his Target location error. To use your metaphor about standing outside a girl's window with a boombox, Lucas is standing outside every teenage girl in Spokane's bedroom window with a boombox. And you can't really do that. As I said before you can't profess love to a nonspecific mass of individuals you haven't met yet. That's not love.
 
What really astounds me about lucas is at this point he knows his time on the streets isn't likely a short term thing. He is completely reliant on the shelter to feed him when his cash runs out. Yet he doesn't even have a backpack with a few basic emergency supplies in it.
If he had the ability for any sort of foresight or future planning, he wouldn't be Lucas. In many ways he is literally worse than a toddler. In January, when he was still in his room, I mentioned how appalling it was that he'd been there for however many months yet had not done one single thing to make his space more attractive or comfortable -- not so much as a decorative poster on the wall. I made that post shortly after going to a store where I saw a little toddler boy looking at a display of cartoon-character posters; he was either begging his mom to buy hm one, or choosing which one he'd buy. That kid was still so young he can't even put on his clothes by himself, but he STILL had the urge to "prettify" his living space with decorations reflecting his interests. Many species of bird (especially the males) will decorate their nests with colorful or shiny things, in an avian attempt to make a "bachelor pad" that will attract a female. But not Lucas. This was also a man who would spend a small fortune on board games he'd never get to play, but couldn't be bothered to buy a single fitted twin-size sheet so he wouldn't have to sleep on a bare grotty mattress.

And now that he's homeless with winter approaching, I can guarantee he will NOT spend his next $1,000+ welfare check on useful items like a backpack or a waterproof winter-grade sleeping bag; he'll blow it all on a three-day weed, booze and fast-food bender and then remain penniless until his next month's check comes in.
 
And of course the suicide baiting. He knows he is at a dead end. One he created for himself by being so arrogantly sure of himself and his delusions. His only way out of this mess is to admit he is wrong. And that’ll never happen.

Even though it would probably be the best thing for everyone in his proximity and any future women he's inevitably going to harass...or worse, I personally hope Lucas doesn't commit suicide. I mean he's too much of a pussy to do it anyway but still. He doesn't deserve to take the easy way out. When you consider the whole scope of his vileness, he deserves a long life full of the suffering he brings on himself. I hope he lives long enough to reach an age where he has to come to terms with the fact he'll never fulfill his twisted eugenics fantasies but I fully suspect that he wouldn't be able to and will be in a wheelchair harassing women young enough to be his granddaughter. At the moment though I'm crossing my fingers that the way he's gonna go out is getting his shit kicked in for having one of his public meltdowns shouting the wrong things around the wrong person. That would be an ideal grand finale for the shit show that's his life.

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So what you're saying is.....

Pretty much although since Lucas is white and poor he doesn't care much about the racial criticisms of police compared to the economic ones. Lucas doesn't give a shit about anyone other than himself and sees every movement as nothing but a means to an end of getting his dick wet.
 
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The sick desperation in his latest antics is so cringe to watch but you can't look away. From filming himself crying to hinting at suicide to sharing songs with his mating calls. This is like the equivalent of that movie where some guy is standing outside some girl's bedroom playing a song on the radio trying to get her attention, but in this case he doesn't know her and she sure as fuck doesn't want to know him.
"Everything I do"

What exactly does he do? Oh nothing?
So he does nothing for them; in both ways that sentence can be taken to mean.
 
It might actually be cheaper in the long run for the government to just give Lucas an Amex black card and let him go wild. Like those mice connected to an orgasm machine that just press it till they die, Lucas could binge on his vices in a bender so epic he finally does himself in. It’d probably cost a few nights of Motel 6, about $500 worth of KFC, and a few hundred in weed, bum wine, and vegan cheese.
 
It's kinda amazing the one thing Sofalaw/Kiwifarms got Lucas to admit about himself is having a small dick. I remember his old creeper messages to minors about being "with bigus dickus", to now publicly admitting it's small and using his fist to compensate, as well as admitting he hates other men who have bigger dicks than him. That's probably the most development Lucas has gone since this love quest began. Really funny that's the one thing he's apparently incapable of lying about, despite there being just as much evidence about his weight or grades, or well pretty much all of his claims
 
"Everything I do"

What exactly does he do? Oh nothing?
So he does nothing for them; in both ways that sentence can be taken to mean.
He pisses away his welfare on expensive meals and screams into his phone about how the women he loves are bigots, sluts, and bitches. He also let's Gen Z know that he has good sperm. And that overall he is plenty good. It's all for them! And look how they treat him!
 
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