Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[My autism is frightening]

So I noticed the address on one of Wern's citations back in July had this address on it that matches the address for Eastern State Hospital. Why is that? Was he involuntarily committed this past summer? He did disappear for a few days if I recall correctly...

 

[Krathnami]

The Fing is already far more likable.

Wern Fan Art

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Introducing Luke's one and only friend, Stinky Finger.
aka: The Fing

The Fing is too interesting to hang out with Lucas, and has more personality too

 

[TurdFondler]

I always assumed the hospital address is used when someone is of no fixed address.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

Hold the phone! Lucas gets something right!!

"...the more you talk (WF) the more people tune into the usb golden podcast"

oof, how'd that turn out eh?

https://youtu.be/fcmz-AUDStM?t=393

 

[ThomasAudley]

Lucas' 10-minute video this morning is going on about religion and the usual, but he says that the secular world, such as libraries, is more quiet and peaceful than dealing with religious people. He further says that "I bet even going into work every day" is more peaceful than dealing with Christians. What would this jackass know about any of that? He couldn't handle a fast food job 20 years ago, and he is concerned a simple paper filing job will be too stressful to juggle with a single community college class. Note: he hasn't actually taken any steps to get that job other than just talk about it. Does Lucas think he is at all comparable with an air traffic controller, an emergency room doctor, a construction worker? Lucas is a total parasite who knows nothing about work, the value of money, or really anything.

ETA: the number of telomere studies is now estimated at 1,000, based on "several teams" working on it.

He further feels entitled to a girlfriend because he was "at BLM" and "got gassed."

He's also going on about getting kicked out of Pioneer, so I think he's really been doing a lot of self-reflection based on the podcast and what we say here. Not positive self-reflection, but the sort where he is reminded of these topics and then has to rationalize them all over again.

 

[Blonde Bomb]

I've worked with young autistic men who desperately want a girlfriend. "I'm 18, everyone else has one, when do I get mine?" I have to explain to them that a girlfriend is not something you are entitled to or is just given to you. If they have a hard time understanding that, we have couples tell them stories of how they met, etc. and how couples break up. We've had some boys turn stalker & we have to tell them it's not acceptable & there are consequences for behaving that way. They may want a girlfriend, but they don't just get one, like getting a doll from the toy store. We tell them that if they cannot behave appropriately around girls, we will not allow them to near girls unsupervised.

But these are kids who are pretty autistic and 20 years old at the oldest. They also don't try to spout bullshit science at us.

It's sad (not not unsurprising) when a 40 year old man can't even learn what those kids can. No girl in her right mind is even going to make eye contact with Lucas. And he is not entitled to their time, attention or bodies.

Sorry, I see this horse is dead & yet I continued to beat it.

 

[mothman96]

The way insane Predator starts the video "If there is one thing I can't stand is a hypocrite". Well, there is a rabid dog that bites the hand that feeds it looking right back at him every time he looks in the mirror.

 

[teleméres69]

I wondered what happened to Migi. Guess he couldn't find a brain to eat and had to settle for the hand this time

Wern Fan Art

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Introducing Luke's one and only friend, Stinky Finger.
aka: The Fing

 

[Jeremiah the Bullfrog]

I've worked with young autistic men who desperately want a girlfriend. "I'm 18, everyone else has one, when do I get mine?" I have to explain to them that a girlfriend is not something you are entitled to or is just given to you. If they have a hard time understanding that, we have couples tell them stories of how they met, etc. and how couples break up. We've had some boys turn stalker & we have to tell them it's not acceptable & there are consequences for behaving that way. They may want a girlfriend, but they don't just get one, like getting a doll from the toy store. We tell them that if they cannot behave appropriately around girls, we will not allow them to near girls unsupervised.

But these are kids who are pretty autistic and 20 years old at the oldest. They also don't try to spout bullshit science at us.

It's sad (not not unsurprising) when a 40 year old man can't even learn what those kids can. No girl in her right mind is even going to make eye contact with Lucas. And he is not entitled to their time, attention or bodies.

Sorry, I see this horse is dead & yet I continued to beat it.

I think it's just a matter of time before he escalates into stalking. He's cold calling young women and leaving long messages about his super sperm. He's full on raging into the camera in public and whatever he did with the nurse (I don't think we have a clear story on that) was significant enough for him to get booted from H.O.C.

I don't think he would've done this a couple years ago. When he was in Jr. College, we had stories of him consistently showing up around girls he had a crush on but never approaching them. The fact that he's starting to approach people indicates he's changing his behavior.

Couple his increasing rage with the fact that that he believes that all of the problems in his life will be rectified if he manages to 'swoop a zoomer bae' and I think it's just a matter of time before he puts some poor girl in an uncomfortable and/or dangerous situation.

 

[Da Dude123]

I've worked with young autistic men who desperately want a girlfriend. "I'm 18, everyone else has one, when do I get mine?" I have to explain to them that a girlfriend is not something you are entitled to or is just given to you. If they have a hard time understanding that, we have couples tell them stories of how they met, etc. and how couples break up. We've had some boys turn stalker & we have to tell them it's not acceptable & there are consequences for behaving that way. They may want a girlfriend, but they don't just get one, like getting a doll from the toy store. We tell them that if they cannot behave appropriately around girls, we will not allow them to near girls unsupervised.

But these are kids who are pretty autistic and 20 years old at the oldest. They also don't try to spout bullshit science at us.

It's sad (not not unsurprising) when a 40 year old man can't even learn what those kids can. No girl in her right mind is even going to make eye contact with Lucas. And he is not entitled to their time, attention or bodies.

Sorry, I see this horse is dead & yet I continued to beat it.

Lucas is pretty autistic and doesn't understand that he isn't entitled to a girlfriend. "Is he entitled to a homeless shelter? Apparently he is. Is he entitled to his tugboat check? Apparently he is." He thinks he is owed a girlfriend and that the government really should provide him one. Lucas should not be around young women unsupervised either.

Lucas is offering dinner at Clinkerdaggers to a Gen Z Kween! They better not ghost him after that. To Lucas buying a woman dinner means she has to be committed. She better not ghost him!

Lucas having little experience dating has no idea how this works. Women quite often will go out to dinner with a man and never see him again. A bit of power leveling, I know this all to well, as I am sure most men do. That is dating. Most men I am sure agree with this. And yeah, this was after paying for her meal. Those greedy thots!

Another major red flag for tubby, showing how he expects a firm commitment from any woman dumb enough to have dinner with him.

 

[Nobleman]

Lucas is offering dinner at Clinkerdaggers to a Gen Z Kween! They better not ghost him after that. To Lucas buying a woman dinner means she has to be committed. She better not ghost him!

Lucas having little experience dating has no idea how this works. Women quite often will go out to dinner with a man and never see him again. A bit of power leveling, I know this all to well, as I am sure most men do. That is dating. Most men I am sure agree with this. And yeah, this was after paying for her meal. Those greedy thots!

Another major red flag for tubby, showing how he expects a firm commitment from any woman dumb enough to have dinner with him.

Lol now it is the Clinkerdagger. I wonder if Gander and Rye told him to kick rocks. Clinkerdagger is a moderately priced resturaunt with a good atmosphere and somewhat good food, nothing to write home about.
But it tends to be geared towards family, lol my kid and I went there recently.

While trying to play fancy date night, I notice he avoids the truly "woo your date" restaurants probably because of the prices and dress codes.

 

[ThomasAudley]

Lol now it is the Clinkerdagger. I wonder if Gander and Rye told him to kick rocks. Clinkerdagger is a moderately priced resturaunt with a good atmosphere and somewhat good food, nothing to write home about.
But it tends to be geared towards family, lol my kid and I went there recently.

While trying to play fancy date night, I notice he avoids the truly "woo your date" restaurants probably because of the prices and dress codes.

He posted a vid where he was doing his impressive back to back meal thing where Clinkerdagger was his second meal. He got the "second most expensive menu item" and a beer and probably stunk up the place so bad they had to air it out before dinner.

 

[WonderWino]

Lucas is offering dinner at Clinkerdaggers to a Gen Z Kween! They better not ghost him after that. To Lucas buying a woman dinner means she has to be committed. She better not ghost him!

Lucas having little experience dating has no idea how this works. Women quite often will go out to dinner with a man and never see him again. A bit of power leveling, I know this all to well, as I am sure most men do. That is dating. Most men I am sure agree with this. And yeah, this was after paying for her meal. Those greedy thots!

Another major red flag for tubby, showing how he expects a firm commitment from any woman dumb enough to have dinner with him.

'Better change your number if you ghost me or i'll troll [send multiple insane, threatening, harassing messages about sperm and how you better date me or else to your voicemail] you'

Yeah he's definitely escalating now. He's already proven he is willing to do that shit, as that woman who posted a video listening to said messages has shown. You'd think even lucas wouldn't be stupid enough to do that, considering thats exactly the kind of behavior that'll lead to getting his ass arrested again and hit with another restraining order. I know cows don't normally learn shit but this is just fundamental common sense stuff that even the stupidest of the stupid normally understand is a big no no

He posted a vid where he was doing his impressive back to back meal thing where Clinkerdagger was his second meal. He got the "second most expensive menu item" and a beer and probably stunk up the place so bad they had to air it out before dinner.

Its interesting how lucas assumes expensive = good. Some of the worst food i've ever had has been at supposedly high class, good restaurants. Shows how stupid and linear thinking he is. I'm starting to think he fundamentally doesn't understand basic abstract thinking and problem solving at all

 

[mothman96]

Notice the Freak offers an oz of weed in exchange for the hookup, but follows with taking it back with the "you're gonna take the weed when I'm poor etc".

 

[strandedcastaway]

Lol now it is the Clinkerdagger. I wonder if Gander and Rye told him to kick rocks. Clinkerdagger is a moderately priced resturaunt with a good atmosphere and somewhat good food, nothing to write home about.
But it tends to be geared towards family, lol my kid and I went there recently.

While trying to play fancy date night, I notice he avoids the truly "woo your date" restaurants probably because of the prices and dress codes.

If you see Lucas there, tell him "at least some of us have fertile ova at home", pull your flatbill down low and just walk away.

 

[mothman96]

The Freak kissing up to Gander and Rye Grass likely in hopes he doesn't get the boot if he shows up at their door.

 

[moseph.jartelli]

The Freak kissing up to Gander and Rye Grass likely in hopes he doesn't get the boot if he shows up at their door.

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I think its funny he's posting these 'nice' messages like his unassuming 'Hi I'm Lucas, everything I do, I do it for you' sappy shit. Like he realized his angry unhinged rants might work against him and he's doing some pathetic damage control. I've never seen him post a complimentary comment about anything before. I guess he assumes people will just MOVE ON MOVE MOVE ON, and dismiss his 1000000 other lunatic rantings.

 

[Goldaor]

Found this while doing my daily YouTube search of Lucas

 

[WonderWino]

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LOL that made it almost bearable. I would love to see lucas eating in one of his prized expensive restaurants, at some table alone but with the place full, and for someone to get a table close to him, recognize who he is and pull out a mini stereo and play this on high volume so he can hear it and see how long it takes before he had a meltdown in the restaurant over it

Bonus points if doing so while on a date with a zoomer bae and while wearing a flatbill cap to piss him off even more

 

[Nobleman]

LOL that made it almost bearable. I would love to see lucas eating in one of his prized expensive restaurants, at some table alone but with the place full, and for someone to get a table close to him, recognize who he is and pull out a mini stereo and play this on high volume so he can hear it and see how long it takes before he had a meltdown in the restaurant over it

Bonus points if doing so while on a date with a zoomer bae and while wearing a flatbill cap to piss him off even more

Surely we in the land of wernologists, we can find a 40+ year old with a good income, a 18-24 woman to fake go on a date with him at a restaurant in Spokane Lucas frequents, all the while the 40 year old flashing his money and wearing a flat bill hat and both wearing giant crucifix necklaces. The subsequent recording of Lucas chimping out after seeing this would be priceless.