Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Lucas just posted a video where he claims his parents ruined his life by preventing him from going on a high school trip to Europe, where he would have met his wife, he says. In this video, uniquely, he also blames his mental illness on dropping acid when he was in high school, a claim I've never heard him make before.
 
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Sevan Vosgi said:
Christ, I'd give so much to be able to watch Lucas try to cut even the very first day in organic chemistry. I don't think he realizes the degrees he's talking about, when they actually exist, consider calculus basic and easy.
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You truly think he’d be paying attention the first day? Or three days? He’d be sitting there sweating and exuding nervous oils while swiveling his head around to “subtly” stare at girls in the class. Mentally rehearsing his cool approach of “Hi I’m Lucas” before a smooth segue into “YOUR BABIES WILL BE STRONGER IF I IMPREGNATE YOU!!”

I only wonder if he would be interrupting the class a week in to try and shoehorn telomeres into the lecture, however unrelated they may be. It would fit with his timid approach of trying to talk loudly or post signs to attract women....maybe if they hear about the telomeres in class, they’ll realize he's a good mate!

But I can’t picture him actually speaking up to the professor. He’s dead cowardly.
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
Lucas just posted a video where he claims his parents ruined his life by preventing him from going on a high school trip to Europe, where he would have met his wife, he says. In this video, uniquely, he also blames his mental illness on dropping acid when he was in high school, a claim I've never heard him make before.
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Acid can fuck you up if you have underlying mental conditions from what ive heard, so there could be some truth to this.

Suprised hes even admiting he has a mental condition, usually he denies having anything wrong with him
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
Lucas just posted a video where he claims his parents ruined his life by preventing him from going on a high school trip to Europe, where he would have met his wife, he says. In this video, uniquely, he also blames his mental illness on dropping acid when he was in high school, a claim I've never heard him make before.
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I was just about to come here and post about this lmao. With all his talk about how horrible money, vacations, nice things, etc. are, he is LIVID, more than 20 years later, that his parents took away an all expenses paid trip to Europe. News flash dude, you can travel in Europe pretty cheaply, save up and go yourself you worthless loser. Also I don't think he was blaming the mental illness on the acid, I think he meant that he dropped acid, thus his parents got mad and took away his Europe trip, and THAT ruined his life and gave him a mental illness? But maybe I misunderstood?
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
Lucas just posted a video where he claims his parents ruined his life by preventing him from going on a high school trip to Europe, where he would have met his wife, he says. In this video, uniquely, he also blames his mental illness on dropping acid when he was in high school, a claim I've never heard him make before.
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His chances of scoring a bae would be even lower in Europe than in USA. Keep dreaming fatty.
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
Lucas just posted a video where he claims his parents ruined his life by preventing him from going on a high school trip to Europe, where he would have met his wife, he says. In this video, uniquely, he also blames his mental illness on dropping acid when he was in high school, a claim I've never heard him make before.
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To be fair he may not be entirely wrong about the acid. While it doesn't generally cause mental health problems outright (unless you do something incredibly stupid with it, but nothing like hes ever talked about doing) it can fuck with your brain chemistry to trigger an already existing mental illness that hasn't shown itself overtly yet, or make it start showing earlier than it would have otherwise. So its not too unlikely that it at least contributed to his initial trip to the psych ward, if only in speeding it up by a few years

That said, he clearly had serious mental health problems even as a kid and all through school. Hence the reason the other kids wanted nothing to do with him, and his own admittedly weird behavior, which is mother made quite clear herself as well. Hell even her own bs about impossibly high fevers causing it contradicts his 'it was the acid' excuse. An excuse she only made because she had known about it for pretty much all his life and didn't want it to make her look bad - after all mental health problems are usually passed on from parents. It speaks volumes about what kind of person she is. Shes every bit as narcissistic as lucas is - remember that stuff she posted about going to mexico or whatever when covid started?

But the stuff about being denied his wife because he didn't get to go to europe is just pure insanity on his part. Can you imagine lucas on his own wandering around in france or germany? He doesn't even understand enough of either language to ask for help or get basic directions. He'd wander off like an idiot, end up lost and get himself into trouble real quick

and you just know he'd try to make a beeline to amsterdam for the weed and what he would inevitably assume would be legal hookers of 'all ages' for the right price, which would likely inevitably end with the cops being called on him

....either that or somebody would go full hostel on him
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
Lucas just posted a video where he claims his parents ruined his life by preventing him from going on a high school trip to Europe, where he would have met his wife, he says. In this video, uniquely, he also blames his mental illness on dropping acid when he was in high school, a claim I've never heard him make before.
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I like how he can't even keep that story straight for one video.

He started by saying it was because he brought alcohol to a party when he was in high school (and thus underage) and not even a whole ass minute later said it was because he "dropped acid at a party".

Which was it, crazier, creepier, balder, younger, poorer, less successful Trump? Or are you just gonna scream about people being bigots for asking you which lie you want to go with?
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
Lucas just posted a video where he claims his parents ruined his life by preventing him from going on a high school trip to Europe, where he would have met his wife, he says. In this video, uniquely, he also blames his mental illness on dropping acid when he was in high school, a claim I've never heard him make before.
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He's just trying to coverup he's a genetic carrier for mental illness.
 
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Oh God he's got yet another video up, talking about all these Gen Z people going to bars and parties after work... So... If he knows this, doesn't that mean HE too is at the bars and parties? I know he's not, but wouldn't that logic be accurate? But we all know he has no logic. He also keeps bringing up a gen z girl who supposedly works at HOC (I'm guessing that's who Anna is from some of his videos), who he claims has at least 2 boyfriends. How on EARTH would he know that lmao
 
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I like how he says that friendship is about reciprocity. This selfish asshole wants nothing to do with other people unless they can do something for him. What does he do for them?

Czolg said:
His chances of scoring a bae would be even lower in Europe than in USA. Keep dreaming fatty.
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I disagree, only because you can't go lower than zero.


On another note, the whole Pell grant thing pisses me off too. Most of us have to work our asses off to pay for college and this lazy sack of farts gets a free ride. I wouldn't mind it if he were actually applying himself and bettering his life, but he's not. He's wasting resources that could go to someone who actually deserves it. We all know he's only taking classes in a futile attempt to get his so-called "zoomer bae".
 
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Also forgot to mention this in my most recent comment but has everyone else noticed he's gotten more and more racist recently? Constantly bringing up how women will "always go with black men", "rich black guys being at the bars", "it's like [he's] the black guy"
... Okay Lucas we get it you think being black is some horrible thing...
 
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He’s gonna get kicked out before classes even start by doing shit like this
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Stilgar of Troon said:
That has to be a cause for concern amongst the SCC, surely? Has he just doxed his new phone number, too?

ETA: Ninja'd by @The Golden USB Show . So it is his new number. Interesting. :)
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Why would he just not get a google voice number or a free burner phone or something what the HELL?
 
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