Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Da Dude123 said:
This is generally true and Lucas is self milking. Although, we certainly have got some great material from him being poked. Also, him being poked has not discouraged him. He keeps right at his lolcow antics.
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Catfishing has discouraged Lucas, though. He's obviously extremely paranoid and mistrusting, to the point where he'll self-sabotage repeatedly to this girl. It's only because Lucas is so lonely, feels hated and desperately has nothing to lose that he keeps going along with it. Eventually, the paranoia wins out and you'll have a broken shell of a lolcow as we've seen with many others (Chris Chan, DSP, etc...). Lucas provides more than enough on his own, which is why I always suggest backing off.
 
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VoidFace said:
While we wait for the cow to escape the funny farm, here’s a question I’ve been mulling over for awhile: what is the quintessential Lucas video?

The one video you would show to someone completely unfamiliar with him, the one video to make them aware of as much of the wern mythos and psychology as possible?

No compilations, they have to be Werner’s originals.
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100% While You Were Busy Getting Everything I Deserve -- it has everything and fully encapsulates him as a person.

NiggoPls said:
I just really want to know if he actually said "Queefy-Bae" or not.
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While I wouldn't put it past his idiot ass to say something like that I feel like he might have said something like "queenie bae" instead. That would make more sense since he's always going on about KwEeNz.
 
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Da Dude123 said:
This is generally true and Lucas is self milking. Although, we certainly have got some great material from him being poked. Also, him being poked has not discouraged him. He keeps right at his lolcow antics.
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He's such a POS I don't mind at all he gets poked /catfished when the poking originates outside KF.
 
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IceQueen said:
While I wouldn't put it past his idiot ass to say something like that I feel like he might have said something like "queenie bae" instead. That would make more sense since he's always going on about KwEeNz.
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That’s what it sounded like to me, but it’s hard to make out... so I could be wrong.
 
Could someone either provide a link or the location that I can find the "While you were busy getting everything I deserve" video? I mean I've probably seen it by now but I can't remember it.
 
An enjoyable thing about Lucas is hassling him and leaving him alone provide equal entertainment since he never wises up. Hence he keeps getting catfished (does anyone know how many times how? It was at least 8 when he joined Fetlife)
Da Dude123 said:
This is generally true and Lucas is self milking. Although, we certainly have got some great material from him being poked. Also, him being poked has not discouraged him. He keeps right at his lolcow antics.
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Lucas genuinely never learns from his experiences, his paranoia will never override his ego. Plus being a hobo doesn't really give him much to do to take his mind off his eugenics program. If Lucas thinks there's a chance for pussy, he'll make an ass of himself every time, no matter how many times it's a troll. You really just have to wait a few week between catfishing and he'll keep falling for it. He's that basic
darkwingosonichugorl said:
Catfishing has discouraged Lucas, though. He's obviously extremely paranoid and mistrusting, to the point where he'll self-sabotage repeatedly to this girl. It's only because Lucas is so lonely, feels hated and desperately has nothing to lose that he keeps going along with it. Eventually, the paranoia wins out and you'll have a broken shell of a lolcow as we've seen with many others (Chris Chan, DSP, etc...). Lucas provides more than enough on his own, which is why I always suggest backing off.
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My understanding is a lot of the time its outside KF that Lucas gets trolled. He still hasn't grasped how infamous he is and how many people enjoy fucking with him
mothman96 said:
He's such a POS I don't mind at all he gets poked /catfished when the poking originates outside KF.
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I kinda like the ending of "you're gonna hate when an atheist invented the computer and facebook?". Idk why Lucas doesn't understand Zuckerberg is Jewish, but the video is a good example of his incel outbursts and much of a pathetic angry little creep he truly is
Fatal Walter said:
It's this one and it is so full of Lucas lore. I think my favorite is him bitching about his lesbian roommates not inviting him to their orgies.

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Maybe im thinking about a dofferent crazy person i met in spokane, but i think he referred to himself as turtleman when i talked to him
 
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So I guess Big Daddy Telomeres didn't get released from the funny farm today?

At the very least it shows that the people who make the decision about whether he gets let out or not seem to be paying attention.

But again, as we've all said many times, Lucas is not fixable.

So I don't really know what good an extended-stay would do him, especially because I don't think he probably gets that much one-on-one interaction with a therapist who knows enough about his background to even begin to crack the surface of that crazy egg; essentially he's just getting free room and board, and getting to flirt with nurses.

For someone who's so crazy, Lucas sure has worked a successful grift of the system, hasn't he?

He's managed to stay fat, high, and mostly Happy, well manic at least, without spending a nickel of his own money.
 
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I was watching an episode of a police investigation show and they were in a psych ward investigating a rape case based off flimsy evidence and talking about how they're not gonna find anything cause "patients get it on all the time", really got me thinking. I wish they'd let him have his phone in there. Knowing Lucas he'd be chimping about the other patients getting it on and excluding him from their orgies, complaining about how the docs have an advantage over him cause they can supply them with drugs, probably trying to cut deals with staff to introduce him to the crazy zoomer baes in there. We're missing out on some potential quality content here.
 
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