Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Another comment from THE Wern! This time, on episode 1. 🤣 I've only ever said that I supported Trump once(1).
His sleep schedule is so fucked, I bet he stays up until the sunrise so he can safely pass out in an alley and not fear getting """attacked"""by the baseball bat flatbill maniac that's terrorizing the town.
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I hate it when he takes on that patronizing molester tone. You know he wants your girlfriend to see this comment and say, “Lucas is right! Let me book the first flight to Spokane!”
 
As an actual biracial person I find his stupidity offensive.
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Hope to see you all tonight @ Spokane Convention Center. Dinner starts at 6pm with festivities to follow.
 
Another comment from THE Wern! This time, on episode 1. 🤣 I've only ever said that I supported Trump once(1).
His sleep schedule is so fucked, I bet he stays up until the sunrise so he can safely pass out in an alley and not fear getting """attacked"""by the baseball bat flatbill maniac that's terrorizing the town.
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Mooove on, Goldy! Mooove on!
 
....This coming from the guy who accuses you of not moving on. Lucas is proving himself to be a petty, obsessive, vindictive twat yet again

And from a guy who doesn't have a girlfriend and who tried his foolproove, never fails way to steal a woman from her boyfriend on episode 7, then completely melted the fuck down when she was like "LOL no bye".

Man, I need to listen to that again because it was really great watching him try a method he's sworn for at least 2 years would easily get him any girl fail so spectacularly and publicly.
 
I know we shouldn't let things upset us here, but the way Lucas seems to view women as currency or chattel has always bugged me. Like they can be traded between men without any thought that, you know, women are people too and may not want to sleep with the gross, homeless, insane man who screams in the streets.

But, that being said, can we all agree that if Lucas was handed his dream bae, he'd either cum in his pants or stammer like an idiot?
 
I know we shouldn't let things upset us here, but the way Lucas seems to view women as currency or chattel has always bugged me. Like they can be traded between men without any thought that, you know, women are people too and may not want to sleep with the gross, homeless, insane man who screams in the streets.

But, that being said, can we all agree that if Lucas was handed his dream bae, he'd either cum in his pants or stammer like an idiot?
He'd do both, then probably cry.

But yeah, it's always been like a fork being run down a blackboard the way that tool goes on about what a gOoD FeMiNiSt he is and in the same breath demanding women fuck him, demanding people "give him a girl", and even going so far as to blackmail neighbors into "giving him a chick" or he'd report them to building management for, without any proof, dealing drugs.

He literally tried to bargain with other people to give him someone to rape.

He's just all around got a disgusting, misogynistic, violent attitude toward women. Y'know, like an incel might have.
 
He'd do both, then probably cry.

But yeah, it's always been like a fork being run down a blackboard the way that tool goes on about what a gOoD FeMiNiSt he is and in the same breath demanding women fuck him, demanding people "give him a girl", and even going so far as to blackmail neighbors into "giving him a chick" or he'd report them to building management for, without any proof, dealing drugs.

He literally tried to bargain with other people to give him someone to rape.

He's just all around got a disgusting, misogynistic, violent attitude toward women. Y'know, like an incel might have.
I've never felt the urge to slap someone across the face quite so strongly as when I watch Lucas' videos. Not beating him; just a really hard, corrective slap every time he says something incredi-stupid... "You coronasluts all need to..." SLAP. "No; try again, Lucas". I feel like if someone had done that regularly when he was a kid, he might not be quite as big a tard, now.
 
He'd do both, then probably cry.

But yeah, it's always been like a fork being run down a blackboard the way that tool goes on about what a gOoD FeMiNiSt he is and in the same breath demanding women fuck him, demanding people "give him a girl", and even going so far as to blackmail neighbors into "giving him a chick" or he'd report them to building management for, without any proof, dealing drugs.

He literally tried to bargain with other people to give him someone to rape.

He's just all around got a disgusting, misogynistic, violent attitude toward women. Y'know, like an incel might have.

On that note, even if his delusions about the drug dealing woman hoarders in his building were somehow true, it doesn't change the fact that even if they existed and were willing to cooperate with his blackmail to cover their asses, it would still mean that said drug dealers were essentially coercing a woman into being handed over to lucas. What makes lucas think that in such a scenario they would even be willing to cooperate? These imaginary zoomers hes demanding are presumably the women going to these dealers to get drug right?. They aren't connected to them directly, they are just customers right? So what is lucas demanding the imaginary dealers do? Grab one of these customers when they try to buy drugs and hand her over to lucas with a threat to cooperate? They don't live there themselves so it wouldn't do lucas any good to tell the woman he would report her to management, and there is no way that even some crackhead zoomer bae would willingly cooperate with lucas. He has no drugs to offer her and he is utterly repulsive. So he has to be expecting the dealers to be threatening or otherwise coercing her to make her 'date' him

So....he was essentially demanding these imaginary drug dealing neighbors threaten or otherwise coerce a young, drug addicted, vulnerable customer to accept being handed over to lucas 'or else.' Even if lucas didn't overtly threaten the woman directly, the dealer certainly would have to have done so in this scenario

So lucas has publicly admitted to threatening to blackmail imaginary drug dealers in his building to force them to hand over their own customers to him in a manner any reasonable person would consider rape. Because nobody is going to blackmail somebody for nothing more than dinner.

Lucas 'i'm not a criminal and i'll call the cops on you for doing illegal things around me!' werner everybody, publicly admitting to wanting to blackmail and rape and being too stupid to realize it

and then there is the whole demand to hook him up with random womens numbers. I still don't see how he expects that to end well for him at all. Even if someone was mental enough to do that, what does he think will happen? Randomly calling up some woman, telling her some friend of hers gave him her number and hes a homeless guy that lives at a shelter, has an EBT card and just got out of the mental hospital and then asking if shes free for dinner tonight? Does he not realize any normal woman would freak out at some random homeless mental patient being given her number without her knowledge or consent, let alone by some friend of hers? That kind of behavior is just asking for another restraining order, if not police involvement. Thats all kinds of stalker behavior. Hell, said woman would probably 'agree' to the date and then have the police waiting at the restaurant to pick him up - leading to quite the reaction from lucas i'm sure

I mean can you imagine being a woman and out of nowhere getting a random call from a guy who tells you hes a homeless guy who just got out of the nuthouse and wants to know if you'd like to go out to dinner with him or are willing to let him move in with you? Thats the kind of thing that leads a woman to buy a gun
 
I know we shouldn't let things upset us here, but the way Lucas seems to view women as currency or chattel has always bugged me. Like they can be traded between men without any thought that, you know, women are people too and may not want to sleep with the gross, homeless, insane man who screams in the streets.

But, that being said, can we all agree that if Lucas was handed his dream bae, he'd either cum in his pants or stammer like an idiot?
Could not agree more. The way in which he talks about women makes my skin crawl. Even worse, over the years when people have tried, (some in very kind and polite ways) to show him how misogynistic he is, as usual, he throws a tantrum, calls the person a bigot, and blocks.

Perhaps most distressing for me as a woman is this notion he has that an entire forearm is an appropriate substitute for a small penis. He actually thinks that women, outside of extreme fetish porn, get turned on by the thought of being fisted. He truly is a terrifying predator misogynist.
 
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On that note, even if his delusions about the drug dealing woman hoarders in his building were somehow true, it doesn't change the fact that even if they existed and were willing to cooperate with his blackmail to cover their asses, it would still mean that said drug dealers were essentially coercing a woman into being handed over to lucas. What makes lucas think that in such a scenario they would even be willing to cooperate? These imaginary zoomers hes demanding are presumably the women going to these dealers to get drug right?. They aren't connected to them directly, they are just customers right? So what is lucas demanding the imaginary dealers do? Grab one of these customers when they try to buy drugs and hand her over to lucas with a threat to cooperate? They don't live there themselves so it wouldn't do lucas any good to tell the woman he would report her to management, and there is no way that even some crackhead zoomer bae would willingly cooperate with lucas. He has no drugs to offer her and he is utterly repulsive. So he has to be expecting the dealers to be threatening or otherwise coercing her to make her 'date' him

So....he was essentially demanding these imaginary drug dealing neighbors threaten or otherwise coerce a young, drug addicted, vulnerable customer to accept being handed over to lucas 'or else.' Even if lucas didn't overtly threaten the woman directly, the dealer certainly would have to have done so in this scenario

So lucas has publicly admitted to threatening to blackmail imaginary drug dealers in his building to force them to hand over their own customers to him in a manner any reasonable person would consider rape. Because nobody is going to blackmail somebody for nothing more than dinner.

Lucas 'i'm not a criminal and i'll call the cops on you for doing illegal things around me!' werner everybody, publicly admitting to wanting to blackmail and rape and being too stupid to realize it

and then there is the whole demand to hook him up with random womens numbers. I still don't see how he expects that to end well for him at all. Even if someone was mental enough to do that, what does he think will happen? Randomly calling up some woman, telling her some friend of hers gave him her number and hes a homeless guy that lives at a shelter, has an EBT card and just got out of the mental hospital and then asking if shes free for dinner tonight? Does he not realize any normal woman would freak out at some random homeless mental patient being given her number without her knowledge or consent, let alone by some friend of hers? That kind of behavior is just asking for another restraining order, if not police involvement. Thats all kinds of stalker behavior. Hell, said woman would probably 'agree' to the date and then have the police waiting at the restaurant to pick him up - leading to quite the reaction from lucas i'm sure

I mean can you imagine being a woman and out of nowhere getting a random call from a guy who tells you hes a homeless guy who just got out of the nuthouse and wants to know if you'd like to go out to dinner with him or are willing to let him move in with you? Thats the kind of thing that leads a woman to buy a gun
Loons like Lucas imagine that women function the way they do in 80’s teen movies and cartoons: the beefy guy on the beach has two hot babes on his arms, but then the skinny underdog triumphs over him and the two babes run over and latch onto the underdog’s arms instead. It’s a well-worn trope even in childrens shows of the 80s and 90s that hot women are prizes to be won by the hero, with no agency of their own.

Or the old rom-com movies where some guy triumphantly says “I got her phone number!!” after securing a hot woman’s digits, and after that he’s immediately shown dating said woman, or it’s just never brought up again, with the implication being that he successfully dated the woman/did not get rejected over the phone.

Brokebrains like Lucas probably see the “I got her phone number!” bit as the end goal and assume that a date must follow. I don’t think he even believes someone “yeeting him a bae” is coercion, because entertainment and media during his time growing up have soaked into his greasy brain the idea that women are rewards for the hero, that all you need to do is talk to the girl by the end of the movie, steal her attention away from the jock and she smiles at you and that’s the end, success, you win, dates and sex are now implied and expected.

The painfully old trope of good guy battling big dumb jock to “win” the girl has instilled in a lot of creeps like Lucas the idea that winning a woman’s heart has nothing to do with making her like you, it’s all about defeating and driving off rival males. If you can defeat her boyfriend, then she’ll naturally hook up with you because you won, you’re the last man standing, and women not only don’t get an opinion on the matter, they actually don’t have an opinion on it.

Even back in the fifties and sixties, you’d watch movies where some guys are going out and need dates and the phrase “we’ll find you a girl” or “you can borrow my little black book” comes up. To reasonable people today, this is not reality, and calling strange women on the phone will not make them want to go out with you, even if you got their number from an acquaintance.

But to idiots and mongs, this is how women work. They sit around waiting for a man to come along and pick them up like luggage and haul them off to a date. If a stronger cooler man comes along, they detach from their boyfriend’s arm and run over to drape themselves onto the better man. And if they’re dating the jock, but the nerd comes along and defeats the jock via public humiliation, the woman is required to dump her man and get with the male who “won” the encounter.

Lucas isn’t the only incel I’ve seen believe in this rubbish, but he’s the only one I’ve seen that believes it so literally.
 
But to idiots and mongs, this is how women work. They sit around waiting for a man to come along and pick them up like luggage and haul them off to a date. If a stronger cooler man comes along, they detach from their boyfriend’s arm and run over to drape themselves onto the better man. And if they’re dating the jock, but the nerd comes along and defeats the jock via public humiliation, the woman is required to dump her man and get with the male who “won” the encounter. And if they’re dating the jock, but the nerd comes along and defeats the jock via public humiliation, the woman is required to dump her man and get with the male who “won” the encounter.
An interesting observation, and I've long maintained that "winning the encounter" and demonstrating that he is the "stronger cooler man" is the part of that narrative that matters most to Lucas. His doomed poon quest is, in part, a proxy for his anxiety over being a low status male. Impregnating his queefy bae will demonstrate to all his rivals that his is indeed plenty good, and a creature worth respecting and taking seriously. Teen poon will fix his life, because the problem isn't him, it's how people see him: and if only they see him with a hot young queefy bae they will understand that he is plenty good. And not a awkward, homeless dork that people hate being around.
So lucas has publicly admitted to threatening to blackmail imaginary drug dealers in his building to force them to hand over their own customers to him in a manner any reasonable person would consider rape. Because nobody is going to blackmail somebody for nothing more than dinner
For a fellow obsessed with "winning" by getting his hands on teen poon, Lucas isn't particularly competitive, is he? This anecdote reminds me that he expects his rivals to provide him with the teen poon that he desperately needs. They should stop competing with him, and let him "win," and then presumably be envious that he's won. And if that won't work, Lucas will go to the teacher (or in this case the cops) and tell on you. Of course, women lack agency in this dynamic, being something that men compete over, hoard and share. Anyway, did Lucas get much grief at the time of his blackmail scheme for essentially trying to rape by blackmail? I don't recall, and don't think so. But to me, this seems less like the blackmail of an adult, and more like a kid trying to get another kid to go along with him by invoking the authority of an adult. I can imagine him telling his queefy bae that if she doesn't let him at her zygotes, he will tell his mom on her.
 
An interesting observation, and I've long maintained that "winning the encounter" and demonstrating that he is the "stronger cooler man" is the part of that narrative that matters most to Lucas. His doomed poon quest is, in part, a proxy for his anxiety over being a low status male. Impregnating his queefy bae will demonstrate to all his rivals that his is indeed plenty good, and a creature worth respecting and taking seriously. Teen poon will fix his life, because the problem isn't him, it's how people see him: and if only they see him with a hot young queefy bae they will understand that he is plenty good. And not a awkward, homeless dork that people hate being around.

For a fellow obsessed with "winning" by getting his hands on teen poon, Lucas isn't particularly competitive, is he? This anecdote reminds me that he expects his rivals to provide him with the teen poon that he desperately needs. They should stop competing with him, and let him "win," and then presumably be envious that he's won. And if that won't work, Lucas will go to the teacher (or in this case the cops) and tell on you. Of course, women lack agency in this dynamic, being something that men compete over, hoard and share. Anyway, did Lucas get much grief at the time of his blackmail scheme for essentially trying to rape by blackmail? I don't recall, and don't think so. But to me, this seems less like the blackmail of an adult, and more like a kid trying to get another kid to go along with him by invoking the authority of an adult. I can imagine him telling his queefy bae that if she doesn't let him at her zygotes, he will tell his mom on her.
Well if by grief you mean being evicted from his fart box, then yeah his blackmail scheme backfired
 
Loons like Lucas imagine that women function the way they do in 80’s teen movies and cartoons: the beefy guy on the beach has two hot babes on his arms, but then the skinny underdog triumphs over him and the two babes run over and latch onto the underdog’s arms instead. It’s a well-worn trope even in childrens shows of the 80s and 90s that hot women are prizes to be won by the hero, with no agency of their own.
Although in all the ones I've seen, the skinny nerd had to actually do something to deserve it. For instance, those Charles Atlas ads that always used to be in the back pages of comic books.
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How does he deal with the bully? He gets swole himself. Or he outwits the bully in some way. Basically shows that he's better than that other guy.

Lucas just gets worse and worse every day. He isn't even trying to pretend to be sane any more, just raving and screaming in public, getting thrown out of every place that foolishly gives him shelter, and otherwise completely embracing being an asshole. It's unimaginable that Lucas would lay off the booze and drugs, actually comply with meds, get into CBT and actually work on it, treat his diabeetus and MRSA, and maybe even lose some weight, while trying to be less of a prick so he actually has a stable residence.
 
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On the video he just posted, he definitely was crying a few moments ago, you can hear if in the voice.

I mean, if I were spending my birthday living in a bus station, friendless and not having been laid in almost nine years, I'd probably be crying too.

Of course, I'd never get to that point because the minute my life started going that way I'd hit the goddamned brakes and figure out what I needed to change to reverse course.
 
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