Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

Let's say Isaac and his brother accepts to get on the show, what kind of questions would you like our heroic duo to answer?

Id mainly just want to know if he is the same off camera as he is on camera or if hes even worse when he isn't recording. He's probably said all sorts of nasty shit around Isaac that he wouldnt on camera so id just want to ask about how they ended up being "friends" with Lucas and go from there asking for as much detail as possible about how Lucas acts around them

 

[Fatal Walter]

Oh look, Lucas has enrolled in classes to start his doctorate.


But we can't forget how biology went for him last time.

 

[Wernology]

Oh look, Lucas has enrolled in classes to start his doctorate.

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But we can't forget how biology went for him last time.
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If he shows up to any classes at all, I suspect he'll flunk out or rage quit before the semester is up.

How's he expecting to take online classes with just a phone anyway? Most of those require a computer of some sort, unless the online classroom is just a Zoom meeting and not something like Blackboard.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Oh look, Lucas has enrolled in classes to start his doctorate.

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It’s too hard to pretend to be an embryologist let alone pretend to study being a pretend embryologist, huh Lucas? Is the dream of age gap telomere research over already?

Honestly, at least he has shown a little self awareness here. He isn’t going to do or be anything other than a homeless schizo with homosexual proclivities passing through the revolving door of mental hospitals and city jail.

 

[LeeLoo]

How unbelievably appetizing. A bald, fat schizo with a skanky mask offering a pizza for two. Like a pizza for two would be enough for that tub of MRSA.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

It’s too hard to pretend to be an embryologist let alone pretend to study being a pretend embryologist, huh Lucas? Is the dream of age gap telomere research over already?

Honestly, at least he has shown a little self awareness here. He isn’t going to do or be anything other than a homeless schizo with homosexual proclivities passing through the revolving door of mental hospitals and city jail.

No, the self-awareness about not wanting to be an embryologist is from a while ago.

Because Lucas did so bad in a science, he briefly thought that science wasn't going to be a path for him, when he was in the present and suffering the failure. But time and crazy heal all wounds, and after a while, he forgot the difficulties he had in science, and his Fantasy Life took over, so he's back to talking about his PhD in genetics.

This reaction that you're seeing was from right after he failed out of school the last time.

 

[mothman96]

If he shows up to any classes at all, I suspect he'll flunk out or rage quit before the semester is up.

How's he expecting to take online classes with just a phone anyway? Most of those require a computer of some sort, unless the online classroom is just a Zoom meeting and not something like Blackboard.

He'll likely be using a computer at the college library.

 

[Da Dude123]

Is Nigga Luke still at the Motel 6 or is he staying at the new warming center or perhaps, under a bridge? Where is that cow at?

 

[ThomasAudley]

He's currently enrolled in Success in Health Careers (HED 103) and waitlisted for General Biology with Lab. Here is the info for HED 103:

6552
HED 103
Steps to Success in Health Careers
3
Tu We
11:30 AM - 12:20 PM
SCC, HealthSci Bldg 9 Rm 0004
Open

Offered By
Spokane Community College
Available Seats
13 as of 12/3/2020 02:00 AM
Instructor
Clarissa Shearer
Instruction Mode
Hybrid
Class Dates
1/4/2021 - 3/25/2021
Description
This course provides students with a key to understanding the necessary components for success in a health career introducing various options available with emphasis on necessary abilities to assure success in the education aspects of the profession. Strategies to build professional attitudes, self-esteem, ethical behavior and communications skills are presented.


It is listed as a hybrid course, which SCC states: "Hybrid: A course that replaces some, but not all face-to-face time with web-based tools."

Here is SCC's COVID mitigation plan for in-person classes:
"

Q. For in-person classes at SCC and SFCC, how do you make sure everyone stays safe?​

A. Face coverings are required of all students and employees on campus. All in-person classes require faculty and students to participate in a safety training prior to the start of class. All students, faculty and staff are required to complete statements (Health Attestation) daily that ask if they are experiencing any symptoms of COVID-19. Also, every class space is unique and has a specialized safety plan in place. High-traffic areas are cleaned at greater frequency and classrooms and offices are stocked with hand sanitizer and sanitizing wipes. Students do not work in close proximity unless it is a lab that requires it, and in those cases, PPE (Personal Protective Equipment) is used. "

Regarding how to access online classes if you're a broke homeless ragman:
"

Q. What if I need a laptop or access to high speed internet for class?​

A. The colleges may be able to help you with your technology needs. If you are an SCC student, contact the financial aid department to see if you qualify for the CARES Act funding at fscc@scc.spokane.edu or 533-7017. If you are an SFCC student, check with student financial aid at sfcc.finaid@sfcc.spokane.edu or 533-3550. "


I am debating if I should send a warning email to the professor to give her a heads up about Lucas.

 

[mothman96]

I am debating if I should send a warning email to the professor to give her a heads up about Lucas.

Go for it. You'd be doing a public service.

ETA:
He can use his left over financial aid to buy a laptop, but he'll likely blow it.

 

[WonderWino]

He's currently enrolled in Success in Health Careers (HED 103) and waitlisted for General Biology with Lab. Here is the info for HED 103:

6552
HED 103
Steps to Success in Health Careers
3
Tu We
11:30 AM - 12:20 PM
SCC, HealthSci Bldg 9 Rm 0004
Open

Offered By
Spokane Community College
Available Seats
13 as of 12/3/2020 02:00 AM
Instructor
Clarissa Shearer
Instruction Mode
Hybrid
Class Dates
1/4/2021 - 3/25/2021
Description
This course provides students with a key to understanding the necessary components for success in a health career introducing various options available with emphasis on necessary abilities to assure success in the education aspects of the profession. Strategies to build professional attitudes, self-esteem, ethical behavior and communications skills are presented.


It is listed as a hybrid course, which SCC states: "Hybrid: A course that replaces some, but not all face-to-face time with web-based tools."

Here is SCC's COVID mitigation plan for in-person classes:
"

Q. For in-person classes at SCC and SFCC, how do you make sure everyone stays safe?​

A. Face coverings are required of all students and employees on campus. All in-person classes require faculty and students to participate in a safety training prior to the start of class. All students, faculty and staff are required to complete statements (Health Attestation) daily that ask if they are experiencing any symptoms of COVID-19. Also, every class space is unique and has a specialized safety plan in place. High-traffic areas are cleaned at greater frequency and classrooms and offices are stocked with hand sanitizer and sanitizing wipes. Students do not work in close proximity unless it is a lab that requires it, and in those cases, PPE (Personal Protective Equipment) is used. "

Regarding how to access online classes if you're a broke homeless ragman:
"

Q. What if I need a laptop or access to high speed internet for class?​

A. The colleges may be able to help you with your technology needs. If you are an SCC student, contact the financial aid department to see if you qualify for the CARES Act funding at fscc@scc.spokane.edu or 533-7017. If you are an SFCC student, check with student financial aid at sfcc.finaid@sfcc.spokane.edu or 533-3550. "


I am debating if I should send a warning email to the professor to give her a heads up about Lucas.

You probably should. That said, it would be unwise for the school to provide lucas with a laptop or anything of that nature. Its blatantly obvious what he would use it for and the school doesn't need a broken down laptop full of viruses from visiting questionable porn sites. Tough that assumes he doesn't get drunk and try to sell it to some other hobo for weed money or a meal. I can see him believing it was his computer and pulling something like that only to be on the hook for a a bunch of money for breaking or selling it, or having to pay for repairs

But of course that assumes lucas a) even knows such a program exists and b) has enough brains to figure out how to apply. Lets not forget he had to have someone else sign him up the first time cause he couldn't figure out how through the website, despite the registration instructions being quite clear

 

[Poop Shoot]

He’d get a laptop stolen before he sold it.

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

It's downright embarrassing that the college has let Lucas in a second time. He wasn't ready the first time, he's certainly not ready this time, and he's proven to behave highly inappropriately in school space towards other students. But all the college sees is the $$$$ they get from guys like Lucas so of course he'll be allowed as many do overs and continuous failures as he likes.

 

[Wernology]

How unbelievably appetizing. A bald, fat schzio with a skanky mask offering a pizza for two. Like a pizza for two would be enough for that tub of MRSA.

My favorite part is how he tags himself to be at a bus shelter, like some Gen Z woman will see that and go, “Hot damn! I’d best get myself to the bus shelter before The One slips away!”

 

[wenttobermuda]

Of course, he never realizes that the only person he is trolling is himself.

There may be a point in the future, and I stress May, because I think it's unlikely, but there may be a point where Luke is eventually sufficiently medicated, and some kind female therapist is able to explain to him what's wrong with his worldview.

I think it unlikely that this will happen, but it may.

In that event, Lucas will look back on the past decade of Destruction he's done to his own name, and his reputation online, and it will be entirely unfixable, short of moving to another state, changing his name, something like this.

Which of course would take a lot of money which Lucas doesn't have, and as I said the whole hypothetical is based on Luke coming to a realization that he's wrong, which I don't think is very likely, but all the same.

Lucas: the only person you're trolling is yourself. The only person who looks bad when you say the N word is Lucas Werner. No one else cares. People who are bothered by it think you're scum, and people who don't mind it laugh at you because you think it's so serious.

It's similar to your attitude towards pot, and alcohol. You think these things are so big and bad, when they're not; they'rere just Tantrums coming out of the mouth of a little boy, or desperate attempts to give other people his cookies so that they'll let him sit with them at recess.

Lucas's whole life is a lot easier to understand, when you think of it in terms of grade school alienation.

All of his behavior becomes more understandable in this context.

He wants to sit at the table with the popular kids. He thinks having a girl will make him popular, it will make him okay. He's pretty much said that he expects a relationship with a woman to magically make all of his anger and bizarre actions disappear. It's actually surprising that Lucas who no doubt remembers his behavior with Suzanne thinks that a woman is going to be this fix all, but I suppose it's because he says that since Suzanne was old she wasn't the right kind of Panacea.

"Grade school alienation" is the perfect way to describe what I see as one of Lucas's defining qualities. It's hard to name. It's the essence of a spoiled, awkward momma's boy that people avoid because he makes them uncomfortable, who wants very badly to be included in everything. You remember the kind. Always trying to tag along. Adults always telling you to be nice to them. And when you're around them, they're a gross creep.

Just this childish sense of entitlement, an unshakeable conviction that it's not fair that you don't want to have anything to do with him. And you have to include him. In your orgies.

He's plenty good.

I am debating if I should send a warning email to the professor to give her a heads up about Lucas

Why spoil the surprise? A second education saga is exciting. I hope Lucas makes to class, and all his classmates are active on social media.

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

Just this childish sense of entitlement, an unshakeable conviction that it's not fair that you don't want to have anything to do with him. And you have to include him in your orgies.

I have a feeling that if Lucas ever did somehow actually get invited to an orgy it would be as a cruel joke on him. just imagine him showing up and noone being interested in him and him just awkwardly sitting around anyways while everyone else just gets on with it. He couldnt even really get confrontational about it either since he would be outnumbered several to 1 but would probably make a very very angry video afterwards containing more salt than Nulls inbox

 

[Quiet Dignity]

I am debating if I should send a warning email to the professor to give her a heads up about Lucas.

Nah let him attend and let's watch it play out. The poo-touching rule is pretty lax in this thread (understandably, eg Goldy's excellent content and the recent Craigslist probing) but fwiw I'd say preventative interventions are a step too far unless there's a specific individual in danger.

 

[Czolg]

I have a gut feeling that second education saga will be quite short.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Nah let him attend and let's watch it play out. The poo-touching rule is pretty lax in this thread (understandably, eg Goldy's excellent content and the recent Craigslist probing) but fwiw I'd say preventative interventions are a step too far unless there's a specific individual in danger.

Agreed, this is all on the college for knowing who he is and letting him join classes again anyway. Let them deal with the consequences of their decision to let Lucas back in to school knowing he is a law suit waiting to happen.

Maybe they have a policy they have to let anyone in who applies? If that’s the case, let Lucas be the example of why they need to rethink the policy.

edit - of course maybe they know it‘s all remote learning anyway and he will never physically be on campus so why not take the money?

 

[mothman96]

Agreed, this is all on the college for knowing who he is and letting him join classes again anyway. Let them deal with the consequences of their decision to let Lucas back in to school knowing he is a law suit waiting to happen.

Maybe they have a policy they have to let anyone in who applies? If that’s the case, let Lucas be the example of why they need to rethink the policy.

edit - of course maybe they know it‘s all remote learning anyway and he will never physically be on campus so why not take the money?

It's not all remote. The health class he's taking is in class instruction.