He was "given" the grade to make the "honor roll" at a community college, he didn't earn it. No way would he come close to making an actual dean's list at a university level.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Is this in the same way Chris Chan was on the honour roll at Manchester High?
Haven't really delved into Chris Chan so don't know.
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He always claimed to be on the honour roll. This is despite the fact that he wrote a history essay which said that WWII was ”full of bombs, guns and... yuck!” and that he didn't do well at PVCC even before he started picking fights with Mary Lee Walsh.
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What so did this guy threaten him for being a pedo ? Missing some info here
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If I lived anywhere near spokane I'd legit take him up on his offer to make me cry, because crying from laughter is a real and very mood lifting experience.
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I got 50 on your ticket
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Does he hate the Wern because he causes so much trouble in Spokane? Or is it just the general hatred for an insane pedo that binds all of humanity together?
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Wondered who the Keith guy Lucas tried shittalking in some of his videos last month. Incan definitely see he's a coward in Spokane
Definitely the guy Lucas tried bad mouthing. I remember him mentioning being called 'Pucas'. Shame I can't remember the exact video
Definitely the guy Lucas tried bad mouthing. I remember him mentioning being called 'Pucas'. Shame I can't remember the exact video
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When your dick is LITERALLY smaller than one of your balls. Jfc. Just kys Lucas, you physically can’t impregnate a woman unless a turkey baster is involved. Even if you resorted to rape, god forbid, your child-making goal would never be reached.
I’m trying even imagine what “sex” would be like with that thing and all I can think of is trying to push one of those giant gumballs from the crank dispensers outside shops into my vagina, before giving up.
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Even giving him the benefit of the doubt that he’s a grower and suffering from shrinkage, if he’s sending a DP why would he not send a boner pic? Pretty sure every girl is interested in seeing pictures of DIAMOND HARD COCKS whereas none of em wanna see shriveled little wieners.
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Come on...you know as well as I do that's probably as erect as that rancid thing gets.
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......Why tho
Why would you even bother to take a picture of that thing, as clueless as he is even he knows it's not impressing ANYone. His lil PP might not be as small as we think it is considering it's hiding inside of a FUPA fatter than his head, but the world will never know because he'll be a fat ass till he dies. He must have lost some of that weight quickly, his stomach feintly looks like a woman's who's recently given birth.
Amazing how someone could be content with looking like this, consider themselves plenty good, and try to guilt trip women for not wanting that.
Who am I kidding though, if Lucas looked like Brad Pitt in Fight Club he still couldn't get any poon.
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I KNOW WHAT'S UNDER THOSE SPOILER TAGS, YET I CLICK ANYWAY, AND AM ALWAYS HORRIFIED.
Still, none of those are quite as funny as the one buried in this thread that he took in that awful little apartment he had last where he didn't think to at least pretend he had sheets on the bed or think to move the overflowing trash can that's framed perfectly between his feet (and completely unobstructed by his thumb drive) out of the shot first.
Just what everyone wants: 3" maximum when at full staff, a dirty mattress, and an overflowing trash can for ambience.
Still, none of those are quite as funny as the one buried in this thread that he took in that awful little apartment he had last where he didn't think to at least pretend he had sheets on the bed or think to move the overflowing trash can that's framed perfectly between his feet (and completely unobstructed by his thumb drive) out of the shot first.
Just what everyone wants: 3" maximum when at full staff, a dirty mattress, and an overflowing trash can for ambience.
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Can you link to it or estimate which page number it’s on?
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No and no and I am absolutely not going to go digging back through this thread again for Lucas Dick Pics at nearly 10pm, I'd like to sleep without nightmares tonight.
If you really want to see it get lookin'.
Edit: I did, however, find a censored version I sent to a friend on Discord at one point because I'm slightly less cruel to them and didn't want to send an unsolicited Lucas Dick Pic in all its hilarious glory.
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Thanks that’ll suffice, I was mostly intrigued by the overflowing trash but now I am most alarmed that Lucas is in bed naked except for socks. Every last detail about this guy is just fucked up and wrong.No and no and I am absolutely not going to go digging back through this thread again for Lucas Dick Pics at nearly 10pm, I'd like to sleep without nightmares tonight.
If you really want to see it get lookin'.
Edit: I did, however, find a censored version I sent to a friend on Discord at one point because I'm slightly less cruel to them and didn't want to send an unsolicited Lucas Dick Pic in all its hilarious glory.
Omg you guys I found another voices on the wind-esque video. I've seen it before and I'm sure you all have too but it's this one... He says something about Christians being schizophrenic for "hearing the voice of God" and then he says: "Science calls that..." and I expected him to say "science calls that mental illness" or something... But no... He finishes the sentence: "Science calls that 'vocal memes or just straight up the memes that you hear and don't see. They're memes. They're [inaudible] ideas that float on the wind." Then he says immediately after "like when somebody cuts in and says something and you know it's a cue for something else. Maybe it's those Down Syndrome people, because they'll say some shit..."
For so long I really believed he was slightly bipolar but more than anything just a dipshit asshole horrible person. But no, he is CRAZY crazy. Which I've known for quite a while now but it still shocks me in a way when I hear him say shit like that, like where he just asserts that everyone hears "voices on the wind" and shit. Do the voices on the wind talk about hearing voices on the wind?? Because sometimes Lucas is still capable of knowing what things he shouldn't say out loud too much/around certain people because they're just NOT NORMAL, but I guarantee that no one is talking to him about hearing voices so why the fuck would he think he should say, OUT LOUD, that he hears voices when even he should know that is a telltale sign of pretty serious mental illnesses, and nothing else...
For so long I really believed he was slightly bipolar but more than anything just a dipshit asshole horrible person. But no, he is CRAZY crazy. Which I've known for quite a while now but it still shocks me in a way when I hear him say shit like that, like where he just asserts that everyone hears "voices on the wind" and shit. Do the voices on the wind talk about hearing voices on the wind?? Because sometimes Lucas is still capable of knowing what things he shouldn't say out loud too much/around certain people because they're just NOT NORMAL, but I guarantee that no one is talking to him about hearing voices so why the fuck would he think he should say, OUT LOUD, that he hears voices when even he should know that is a telltale sign of pretty serious mental illnesses, and nothing else...