Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[ThomasAudley]

I spoke with the catfish last night. It isn’t Goldy.

Says the known Goldy affiliate who also just arrived to the Lucas scene out of nowhere

But all this conjecture is distracting from mocking Lucas, the purpose of this thread. Or perhaps Lucas has achieved such lolcow status it is now going meta, and this thread is bigger than one big man alone, and is a pasture for raising up to 50 head of lolcattle.

 

[LeeLoo]

Fuck you Lucas. You are an absolute horror of a human and deserve misery like the misery you inflict upon others.

 

[cheesycukes]

Remember he went for a "job" and "housing".

 

[WonderWino]

Fuck you Lucas. You are an absolute horror of a human and deserve misery like the misery you inflict upon others.

The phrase 'be careful what you wish for' comes to mind. Lucas should be careful making requests like that. Especially while stuck in one of the most dangerous cities in the country

Remember he went for a "job" and "housing".

Yet again he can't keep his lies straight and is too stupid to see how that directly contradicts what he said only a few hours ago

It would be a shame if someone pointed out to lucas that it doesn't make sense to say that stuff if he only went there for housing and a job

Someone should ask him specifically what job he went there for

 

[Sevan Vosgi]

Lucas literally says in his latest IGTV that he hasn't showered in weeks. Hopefully someone can come by and archive that

 

[WonderWino]

Lucas literally says in his latest IGTV that he hasn't showered in weeks. Hopefully someone can come by and archive that

I bet he was real popular on the plane then. I'm surprised they even let him on board given how he must smell by now

 

[SpiceyHuman]

Late, but Lillian isnt the Texas catfish. She doesnt have kids.

 

[ThomasAudley]

Lucas literally says in his latest IGTV that he hasn't showered in weeks. Hopefully someone can come by and archive that

Yeah I suppose that's the catfish's fault.

 

[neutral grandpa]

Lucas literally says in his latest IGTV that he hasn't showered in weeks. Hopefully someone can come by and archive that

and according to Lucas its Trump and everyone elses fault he hasnt showered

 

[ThomasAudley]

In case he deletes it before it gets archived, here's his no shower video.

 

[cheesycukes]

Someone should ask him specifically what job he went there for

Entry level position at a real estate office or something.

This last 24 hours really should show his handlers/payee that Lucas needs to be monitored throughout the day.

 

[Free the Pedos]

I’d honestly be afraid that Lucas would be a threat to other residents of a group home unless he was medicated, and I don’t know how they could get him to take his medication consistently. Maybe hide it in ground beef like they do with dogs?

 

[WonderWino]

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In case he deletes it before it gets archived, here's his no shower video.

Looks like some sliver of the reality of his future has managed to dig itself into his brain. He's starting to get scared that the rest of his life is going to be on the street, cold and hungry and living in the woods. and the fact that he keeps going on and on using the same lie to justify why he is there in the first place shows he knows damn well he knows admitting he was there to meet what he now thinks is a 16 year old girl who stole her fathers credit card to get him there can easily get him into serious trouble

I'm surprised he isn't panhandling by now, Why are his feet tired anyway? Whats the point in him walking around all day when he supposedly has nowhere to go, no money and doesn't know the area? He's an idiot

The funny thing is he admits hes starving and thirsty and can't get anything on his own, and even on the bus he won't get anything....and when he gets off the bus in spokane, assuming that isn't just bullshit he made up, there isn't any food or money waiting for him there either so its going to be a hungry and unpleasant christmas for the wern

I’d honestly be afraid that Lucas would be a threat to other residents of a group home unless he was medicated, and I don’t know how they could get him to take his medication consistently. Maybe hide it in ground beef like they do with dogs?

'Ok lucas its time for your daily cheese slice! eat it all now. good boy'

I mean he did admit to being so heavily medicated that he was behaving like a pet back in 2000 and only responded to his name and food after all

 

[Da Dude123]

I love how he was gonna meet the queefy bae while not having showered in weeks. No deodorant, nothing. That was how he was gonna present himself to his new live in girlfriend.

Still none of his problems are even slightly his fault at all. Oh, no. The Trump supporters did it! He just needs more handouts. And a bae yeeted to him!

Edit:. Would love to see the texts between him and the catfish. I wonder if she actually said she was 16. The girl in that photo looks 18-24. It's hard to tell.

As much as Lucas moos about credit cards. Having one in case of an emergency is a good idea. If you're in a bad situation and need to pay for something, there it is. He could never maintain a credit card, let alone get one with even a small amount of credit. This is why even if you don't go in debt, it is smart to have at least one credit card. That, and it helps to use that and a hot car to hoard some women!

 

[Narr Then]

Managed to snag this before he went on a deleting spree.
Has he had any kind of previous experience, at all? Has he ever held any kind of job down?

 

[OnMeDick]

 

[WonderWino]

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Managed to snag this before he went on a deleting spree.
Has he had any kind of previous experience, at all? Has he ever held any kind of job down?

He cooked fries at mcdonalds back in 1999....and failed so badly at that he got demoted to unloading trucks....and failed at that. shortly after he had his first major psychotic breakdown and ended up in the nuthouse

He also admits he had to rely on weed to 'unwind' from all the stress of cooking fries in a timer

Totally qualified for an entry level position in in a realtor office

 

[IceQueen]

Lucas literally says in his latest IGTV that he hasn't showered in weeks. Hopefully someone can come by and archive that

Man that latest IGTV vid is KILLING me. A summary for those who can't watch it on his page: he says he hasn't showered in weeks or slept in days. He also says that this catfish "ruined his life" ... Which, sure they screwed him over, but in the end it will be less than a week of his life that this person changed/messed up. Yesterday, today, and the next couple of days that he'll be on the bus. So no, they didn't leave any lasting impacts on his life.

He then goes on to say that he "needs help", he "needs to find a way to get permanent housing in Spokane" ... I mean you could do that easily, Luke -- get a job and an apartment. Or you know, take the FREE housing they give you and just keep your fucking mouth shut so you don't get thrown out. He also says he wishes he was dead, while still maintaining that he only came to LA for a job and housing. Which is interesting considering he hasn't worked in two decades and has never been upset before about losing housing, yet somehow this time he's suicidal over it. Almost like that isn't the reason he went to LA lol /sneed.

 

[mero]

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In case he deletes it before it gets archived, here's his no shower video.

Call me Marshmallow Mong but I feel a little bad for him.

Or, at least, I do until I remember he wants to molest a kid.

 

[ShaCletus]

I’d honestly be afraid that Lucas would be a threat to other residents of a group home unless he was medicated, and I don’t know how they could get him to take his medication consistently. Maybe hide it in ground beef like they do with dogs?

There are a lot of good antipsychotics that come in a once-a-month injectable form (Risperdal Consta, Invega Sustenna, etc). However, a court order would need to be obtained in order to make him take them monthly. That is what his payee or social worker or whoever needs to work on obtaining.