Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Da Dude123]

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Managed to snag this before he went on a deleting spree.
Has he had any kind of previous experience, at all? Has he ever held any kind of job down?

What the hell would a homeless guy know about real estate? Pure lunacy that he thought he would get that job!

 

[Narr Then]

He cooked fries at mcdonalds back in 1999....and failed so badly at that he got demoted to unloading trucks....and failed at that. shortly after he had his first major psychotic breakdown and ended up in the nuthouse

He also admits he had to rely on weed to 'unwind' from all the stress of cooking fries in a timer

Totally qualified for an entry level position in in a realtor office

Ha, more than I expected tbf. I thought his only work history would be something court appointed.

I *almost* felt sorry for him with his last video. It's definitely all crashing into his thick skull now innit.
See how long it lasts ey.

 

[WonderWino]

Even if lucas had met a real 16 year old zoomer bae when he got there I can't imagine it would have gone over well given he hasn't showered in weeks. He would have absolutely lost his shit if he had met her and she took one sniff of the air, got a horrified look and told him to leave cause he absolutely reeked of piss and BO

speaking of which

The law does not change the age of consent in California, which is 18. Adults caught having sex with minors will still face statutory rape charges.

No wonder he is panicking about the 'shes totally 22 and looked 22!' stuff and wants out of the state

As usual he thought 16 was the age of consent, when its 18 in california. Even being a catfish he can still be prosecuted for sexual acts with a minor if this catfish told him she was under 18 and he did or said anything sexual to her

So that makes twice he violated state laws in situations involving minors. First that 16 year old in VA and now this. and crossing state lines to do it no less. Hello multiple felony charges if he gets reported or found out

Sure would be a shame for lucas if his wrangler was informed about this incident and the illegal shit he just did

 

[Free the Pedos]

I mean he did admit to being so heavily medicated that he was behaving like a pet back in 2000 and only responded to his name and food after all

A vast improvement!

There are a lot of good antipsychotics that come in a once-a-month injectable form (Risperdal Consta, Invega Sustenna, etc). However, a court order would need to be obtained in order to make him take them monthly. That is what his payee or social worker or whoever needs to work on obtaining.

Interesting. Would his caregivers be authorized to give it to him against his will, if necessary?

I'm still surprised we don’t know anything about his payee.

 

[Da Dude123]

Even if lucas had met a real 16 year old zoomer bae when he got there I can't imagine it would have gone over well given he hasn't showered in weeks. He would have absolutely lost his shit if he had met her and she took one sniff of the air, got a horrified look and told him to leave cause he absolutely reeked of piss and BO

speaking of which



No wonder he is panicking about the 'shes totally 22 and looked 22!' stuff and wants out of the state

As usual he thought 16 was the age of consent, when its 18 in california. Even being a catfish he can still be prosecuted for sexual acts with a minor if this catfish told him she was under 18 and he did or said anything sexual to her

So that makes twice he violated state laws in situations involving minors. First that 16 year old in VA and now this. and crossing state lines to do it no less. Hello multiple felony charges if he gets reported or found out

Sure would be a shame for lucas if his wrangler was informed about this incident and the illegal shit he just did

Is that all rumors and speculation still or has anyone actually confirmed that she actually told Lucas she was 16?

As for legal issues? I doubt it. If they were purposely fucking with him and just trying to get him to do something illegal? I doubt they would put a case on him. An example of that is there is a truck driver who pretends to be an underaged person online. He then records the meeting. He tries to get the police to take action on what he does, but they almost never do. It is vigilantism and usually law enforcement does not want that to encourage that sort of thing.

 

[ShaCletus]

Interesting. Would his caregivers be authorized to give it to him against his will, if necessary?

Only with a court order, which is why it should be sought. I'm not all about medicating people against their will, however, Lucas has shown time and time again that he cannot take care of himself without medication.

 

[WonderWino]

Is that all rumors and speculation still or has anyone actually confirmed that she actually told Lucas she was 16?

As for legal issues? I doubt it. If they were purposely fucking with him and just trying to get him to do something illegal? I doubt they would put a case on him. An example of that is there is a truck driver who pretends to be an underaged person online. He then records the meeting. He tries to get the police to take action on what he does, but they almost never do. It is vigilantism and usually law enforcement does not want that to happen.

From what i've seen so far its heavily implied that should the cops take a look at the DMs going on between lucas and the catfish it'll show he thought he was talking to a 16 year old

That said as long as lucas was told she was under 18 he committed a felony. Several actually given he crossed state lines, and can easily be prosecuted. Guys get busted for doing what lucas did on a daily basis in the US. In this case it isn't being a vigilante. All the catfish did in this case is give lucas enough rope to hang himself in court

You're thinking of entrapment not being a vigilante. They can't prosecute blatant entrapment when its done the way you're describing, but they can certainly prosecute the kinds of actions lucas did here. That said, anything involving sexually exploiting a minor is a non discretionary charge, the DA has to prosecute if there is usable evidence. Not that I expect lucas to get reported for it, so its a moot point. But if he were reported he'd be in deep, deep shit

Only with a court order, which is why it should be sought. I'm not all about medicating people against their will, however, Lucas has shown time and time again that he cannot take care of himself without medication.

He'd likely flee the state if someone got a court order like that to medicate him, justifying it as 'it stops me from producing sperm' like he claimed in the nuthouse

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Okay, couple thoughts.

Maybe it's just me, but I enjoy traveling.

Every time I've taken a trip anywhere new, for any reason, I always enjoy the experience of seeing new scenery, and the exciting part of traveling, even if you're not going to see anyone in particular. At least a little bit.

Heck, I've had some really bad days, where a little bit of traveling made me feel a lot better. I mean days where just so many things have gone wrong, and the relaxing, stimulating part of traveling is just kind of a balm, it's meditative.

But potato pedo apparently can't get any enjoyment out of that! He has to be the same Angry, jealous, resentful, take-no-responsibility Sad Sack he always is.

The fact that Lucas is still complaining about Trump is crazy.

The fact that Lucas came to California having not showered in weeks, has nothing to do with the catfish. The fact that Lucas came to California with zero money in his pocket, is not the fault of the catfish.

Lucas is scum. It's kind of like Russell Greer: you might feel bad about making fun of Russell Greer because of his moebius syndrome, but then when you see what he's written and the things he's done, you realize that he's a horrible person totally separate from his disfigurement.

It's kind of the same with Lucas: whether he's bipolar schizophrenic or just bipolar, Lucas being a horrible person has nothing to do with his mental illness.

He's an entitled, selfish, self-involved horrible person. He wants everyone to give things to him, but he won't help anyone unless he get some direct pay back from it.

He feels so fucking sorry for himself. That might evoke A Little Bit of Sympathy in us, if it wasn't his normal State.

Lucas ALWAYS feels so sorry for himself.

And did I hear that correctly, he can't even kill himself, HIMSELF?

He wants someone to come and kill him?

So, give him food, get him a girlfriend, and then, put a gun in his mouth.

Good luck, Dr. Nigga!

 

[TurdFondler]

I think Lucas came out on top in this gambit or at least broke even. He gave up all his EBT for a 2 night stay and I think he got at least 2 warm nights out of this

 

[Narr Then]

Is that all rumors and speculation still or has anyone actually confirmed that she actually told Lucas she was 16?

As for legal issues? I doubt it. If they were purposely fucking with him and just trying to get him to do something illegal? I doubt they would put a case on him. An example of that is there is a truck driver who pretends to be an underaged person online. He then records the meeting. He tries to get the police to take action on what he does, but they almost never do. It is vigilantism and usually law enforcement does not want that to encourage that sort of thing.

Apparently the catfish got someone to ring him, pretending to be her dad, it was him who said that she was 16. The catfish told him 22 before that. It's a few pages back...maybe just before his first CA vid.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

It's too bad that Trump Derangement Syndrome is now an obsolete topic because that video is the perfect example. A smelly pedophile hobo noting he hasn't showered in weeks and has done the dumbest things possible, and blaming it all on Trump and his supporters.

 

[teleméres69]

Stay in LA a few more days. You'll get your wish creep

Fuck you Lucas. You are an absolute horror of a human and deserve misery like the misery you inflict upon others.

As if nobody wasn't aware of this. I'm sure he'll retcon this truth soon. I see he decided to end the video threatening to sexually harass people's teen daughters and that he'll force himself on them so they better just accept it one way or another. He really is an irredeemable predator who's just thankfully been unable to find prey

Lucas literally says in his latest IGTV that he hasn't showered in weeks. Hopefully someone can come by and archive that

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

In the video of him walking around LA, the end of he's going on about how he'll be around 18 year old girls hitting on them and he'll be your son-in-law. That's why he's going to school. Lucas Colby Werner is a fat faggot that deserves all of this.

 

[Sevan Vosgi]

He's going on about how people in Skid Row are the nicest people he's ever met, how good it smells (NO JOKE), and how all the women are totally gorgeous "even though they're not white."

You know what, good samaritan who bought that Greyhound ticket? Get your money back and just leave him there.

Every single time I have an ounce of sympathy he manages to ruin it so fast.

 

[IceQueen]

THIS MOTHERFUCKER JUST SAID HE HAD NO IDEA LA WAS WARM IN THE WINTER HAHAHAHA WHAT EVERY FUCKING DAY HE GETS STUPIDER

 

[WonderWino]

He's going on about how people in Skid Row are the nicest people he's ever met, how good it smells (NO JOKE), and how all the women are totally gorgeous "even though they're not white."

You know what, good samaritan who bought that Greyhound ticket? Get your money back and just leave him there.

Every single time I have an ounce of sympathy he manages to ruin it so fast.

'You just need to come down to downtown LA and experience what non white america is all about' while talking about all the 'non white' mexican food stands and restaurants he can see himself visiting every week. He's being more offensive and pedantic to 'non whites' than the average stormfronter ffs. He better be careful walking around saying shit like that. If the wrong person overhears his rambling into his phone he's going to have quite an eye opening encounter with one of those non white people he loves so much at the moment

I love that comment about skid row. Especially after that stuff he said about everyone in spokane being liars, unlike people in LA. He's being fucked with and played and he doesn't have a clue

He is making it sounds like he is actually considering moving there at some point

Also 'everywhere you go it smells like mexico! and i've been to mexico!'

and '....to live around the latins and the africans and get away from the stuff thats choking me - the caucasian influence'

Holy shit he actually said that

Yes lucas, I bet it smells like mexico everywhere you go, largely because you haven't showered in weeks

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Lucas does need to move once enough people know about him and he's burned enough bridges. He's long due moving from Spokane since he's exhausted all housing options. So, I guess it's good for Lucas that he's seeing other options. I doubt he'd like these minorities much once he's established, compared to 88% lily white Spokane where he can freely spew his insanity.

 

[AbraCadaver]

What the hell would a homeless guy know about real estate? Pure lunacy that he thought he would get that job!

His only experience with jobs is that he shows up, someone explains very slowly in small words what simple tasks he needs to do, then he proceeds to fuck them up.

He no doubt assumes every job is like a low-IQ entry-level job: you show up, bossman explains to you in tardspeak how to operate the deep fryer or the copy machine or the coffee machine or whatever and that’s how jobs work.

But more likely he just assumed he would sit around at his new “job” just long enough to put a baby in Mia, then move in with Mia and do nothing at home all day while Wifey worked her fingers to the bone at a job while pregnant.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Okay, this is a technical thing that's really bothering me.

I don't have a profile on Instagram, but I used to have no problem checking Lucas's profile and his videos.

Now, every time I try to pull up his profile it takes me to the "You need to login on Instagram" page. Even if I manually put the address in the bar.

Can anyone give me a direct link to some of these videos, or tell me what I'm doing wrong? Thanks!

 

[WonderWino]

His only experience with jobs is that he shows up, someone explains very slowly in small words what simple tasks he needs to do, then he proceeds to fuck them up.

He no doubt assumes every job is like a low-IQ entry-level job: you show up, bossman explains to you in tardspeak how to operate the deep fryer or the copy machine or the coffee machine or whatever and that’s how jobs work.

But more likely he just assumed he would sit around at his new “job” just long enough to put a baby in Mia, then move in with Mia and do nothing at home all day while Wifey worked her fingers to the bone at a job while pregnant.

For some reason that makes me think of this. Its much like the situation between lucas and his doctor in the nuthouse

I can see lucas being at about the same level of learning basic tasks and interaction with people