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I was hoping he'd be there long enough to bump into this guy. Altho what title they'd give him I don't know.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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Iseecovidpeople
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Does anyone have any info from the catfish?
I’m really interested in how this went down and Lucas isn’t going give the whole true story. Like others have mentioned before, what happened to “video evidence “?
Why would Lucas choose to take a long as bus instead of making his way to the airport?
Because he is absolutely incapable of making his way back, period. Literally cannot figure out how to walk or take a bus ( he says he has no money on him, and that might be absolutely true) to the closest airport.
I agree that Lucas needs to learn his lesson, but honestly no matter what he won’t. You need to have some self awareness to “learn a lesson”.
Personally, I’m glad he’s posting again and he’s not going to get shanked in tent city in LA......this week at least.
I’m really interested in how this went down and Lucas isn’t going give the whole true story. Like others have mentioned before, what happened to “video evidence “?
Why would Lucas choose to take a long as bus instead of making his way to the airport?
Because he is absolutely incapable of making his way back, period. Literally cannot figure out how to walk or take a bus ( he says he has no money on him, and that might be absolutely true) to the closest airport.
I agree that Lucas needs to learn his lesson, but honestly no matter what he won’t. You need to have some self awareness to “learn a lesson”.
Personally, I’m glad he’s posting again and he’s not going to get shanked in tent city in LA......this week at least.
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"Long Telomeres-Lucas"
He doesn't have a shelter. In one of his videos he said when he gets back to Spokane he's going to look into getting a bed at Truth Ministries (banned there once already in 2016 for creeping on the hairdresser) or UGH (United Gospel Mission).
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LeeLoo
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These videos are absolutely amazing. It really drives home what an awful, entitled, disgusting, lazy, narcissistic boil on the butt of humanity Lucas is.
The people profiled in these videos, though going through or having suffered terrible traumas, are kind, warm, honest, hopeful and thankful. Lucas is none of those things. If he sat for one of these videos it would have to be a new series entitled “Look what crawled out from under a rock in (insert city/town name here”.
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The fact his dumb ass ended up in Los Angeles and all he can come up with as to why he ended up there turns to “Trump supporters” shows how incredibly broken his brain is.
It’s not the catfish themselves to blame or his poor decision making, it’s certainly not his fault for trusting someone he has never met over the internet or his bad judgement and reasoning. It’s “ Trump supporters”. If there was ever a situation in which some form of self reflection should take place, it’s this one. He can’t, even for a brief moment, say to himself, “Jeeze, this was really stupid on my part. I really need to learn from this stupid decision I just made.” He immediately defaults into his tried and true excuses and scapegoats.
In the end, I believe in the guidelines for kiwis in that poking the cow with a stick is a shitty thing to do, especially in the case of a cow like Lucas who is a content machine without being prodded. But seeing Lucas make the decision to get on that plane with no money and no plan proves he should be committed and put in group home. You could feel the panic in the first video when he realized what situation he put himself in. If Lucas was stranded there with no recourse, he could‘ve very well found himself dead within a month. And no one would‘ve ever known because his cell phone would‘ve probably been the first thing stolen from him before the inevitable chain reaction of bad decisions led to his demise.
Wern is really like an 11 year old in his ability to take care of himself. He really should be put away.
It’s not the catfish themselves to blame or his poor decision making, it’s certainly not his fault for trusting someone he has never met over the internet or his bad judgement and reasoning. It’s “ Trump supporters”. If there was ever a situation in which some form of self reflection should take place, it’s this one. He can’t, even for a brief moment, say to himself, “Jeeze, this was really stupid on my part. I really need to learn from this stupid decision I just made.” He immediately defaults into his tried and true excuses and scapegoats.
In the end, I believe in the guidelines for kiwis in that poking the cow with a stick is a shitty thing to do, especially in the case of a cow like Lucas who is a content machine without being prodded. But seeing Lucas make the decision to get on that plane with no money and no plan proves he should be committed and put in group home. You could feel the panic in the first video when he realized what situation he put himself in. If Lucas was stranded there with no recourse, he could‘ve very well found himself dead within a month. And no one would‘ve ever known because his cell phone would‘ve probably been the first thing stolen from him before the inevitable chain reaction of bad decisions led to his demise.
Wern is really like an 11 year old in his ability to take care of himself. He really should be put away.
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I would love to hear what Myrna and King Roy and think of Lucas's rogue trip to Los Angeles to meet a bae? And what they think of him sleeping on the streets for two days in clothes he has been wearing for about a month?
Lucas of course is the heir to King Roy throne and elk kingdom, with many heads of cattle! Pure royalty!
*Edited changed "George" to "Roy"
Lucas of course is the heir to King Roy throne and elk kingdom, with many heads of cattle! Pure royalty!
*Edited changed "George" to "Roy"
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Iseecovidpeople
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I was shocked at how fast he defaulted to “trump and haters”. I should not have been shocked, but I really was. There was that brief moment of (oh shit, I fucked up) but then his fantasy fog came back and off he went.
Yes, he attracted to younger women because mentally he’s a teenager. He is only physically 41, mentally he’s maybe 15.
He should have learned ONE of the times he was catfished, but we will be here again in maybe a year.
His feral street friends keep using him, he acknowledges it, but keeps giving them stuff to keep them around.
He absolutely has a way to get permanent housing, but he just can’t pull his shit together enough to do what he needs to do.
I think he is aware enough to know he is repulsive. Who the fuck goes off to another state to meet the zoomer love of his life without at least hurling himself through a car wash or something?
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In his "defense"-ish, sounds like the catfisher's "dad" poked his button by explicitly saying they were a Trump supporter.
On that note, if he's still alive and Werning in 2+ years, I hope trolls continue to work that angle. Though switching to being "Biden supporters" would be funny, too. (or even "AOC supporters." Or even better... "Bob Avakian supporters")
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man, i get busy for one day and everything goes ham.
aside for grasping at straws to remove culpability from himself for his own poor decision making skills, he's voluntarily returning to "the city that hates him" where the nights are cold, the shelters closed, he's a known creep - pushed away or heckled by the average man on the street, and he's worn a hole through the floor under the welcome mat.
other than the familiarity of Spokane's environs and relatively generous Washington resources for the destitute, i would bet he was overwhelmed by CA's larger metros and unfamiliar locales and felt so outside his comfort zone that he "has" to go back to "reset" himself and "get back on track", to put his failed expedition behind him. it's totally a way to salvage his ego and emotional well-being because if he doesn't, he probably realizes he lacks both the resources and coping skills to make the jump into a new city and state whole cloth.
aside for grasping at straws to remove culpability from himself for his own poor decision making skills, he's voluntarily returning to "the city that hates him" where the nights are cold, the shelters closed, he's a known creep - pushed away or heckled by the average man on the street, and he's worn a hole through the floor under the welcome mat.
other than the familiarity of Spokane's environs and relatively generous Washington resources for the destitute, i would bet he was overwhelmed by CA's larger metros and unfamiliar locales and felt so outside his comfort zone that he "has" to go back to "reset" himself and "get back on track", to put his failed expedition behind him. it's totally a way to salvage his ego and emotional well-being because if he doesn't, he probably realizes he lacks both the resources and coping skills to make the jump into a new city and state whole cloth.
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This is the the video from today I was referring to when he talks about how great LA is and how he wishes he could live there someday (ignoring the fact he’s literally there now), how he needs to get home despite having no home, some of the nicest people he's ever met were on Skid Row, how he’s only a few weeks away from no longer being homeless, how he smells and isn't clean and that's the only thing holding him back from approaching women, and then ends the video by claiming he will be studying at college around your eighteen year old daughter, approach her calmly and politely which will result in him becoming your son in law. Finally, he ends the video by reciting the name of the video in a serious tone that can only be interpreted as creepy, "I WILL. ACHIEVE. MY GOAL'. Uploaded to vimeo due to not being able to do it here.
No way of telling, she’s just as nutty as Lucas and has been caught in many lies in the past. Her and that Ben guy are his biggest weens
I wonder if they talked about the politics of “Mia’s dad” because a millionaire in Malibu with a real estate business sounds really familiar. I vaguely remember hearing of someone almost perfectly matching that description in the news recently.
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Thank you for reminding me Bob Avakian still exists.
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She is 100% just making shit up. Guaranteed. She always does this.
OT from my last post: If you can post video and archive like @Rogowski did that would be great. It took my 30 minutes to post those 2 videos I did with my shit internet. Just remember when you post a video or just see a video that hasn't been posted or archived, archive that shit if you can. It helps those in the thread that can't see his social media posts.
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I personally feel like an ass for leaking Lucas' flight info to begin with. I shouldn't have, and will keep my yap shut and stay off this thread.
your fricky
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Wow... you seem to want to be g-g-grounded n-now... do you?
You really really shouldn't have done that, h-human...
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I know a lot of people wanted to cancel the flight to be funny.
And.........they should have in retrospect
Sometimes that first intuition is right
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So what are the catfish/people associated with waiting for as far as releasing info? Someone's gotta dish the dirt like who the girl in that photo was and screenshots of convos and all that.
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I have a feeling there's a lot going on behind the scenes in DMs in regards to the catfish, it would seem that a lot of people are pissed off about what the catfish did not only to Lucas but also his ex.
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I don't know that I've heard about the ex and I could swear I've been glued to this thread the last couple days... I'm guessing there's plenty that happens on SOFALAW that those of us who aren't a part of it don't know about?
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That’s literally my entire YouTube channel: Archiving that dumbass’ videos.
Since I have a day job and am 3 hours ahead of Lucas, most days I don’t get to it until evening as I try to get an whole day’s worth of his trash wrapped up into one longer video since he can never seem to rant for more than a couple minutes at a time.
When he keeps his posting to the middle of the night, I get it the next day.
I have backups of all of it on various computers and a couple of cloud services, so relax, the shit’s being archived and posted here nearly every day he has content, or every other day if he doesn’t post much. No need to go off about it, I’ve been at it for almost a year now.