Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

For the love of god. After begging for a way home and food, now the horrid fat fuck needs someone to file charges for him. I hate this POS with every fiber of my being.
He only got interested in reporting it when the person commenting said about possibly getting on TV. And he can't even be bothered to do that himself. He's so blatant and lazy.
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This boomer person is realllllly reaching. Extremely intelligent?
This okay Boomer lady is trolling Lucas big time. The police and district attorney won't care one iota about what happened to Lucas. No one stole from him. Whoever trolled him played a huge practical joke on him. And Lucas should have known that the whole thing was suspicious at best.

I don't believe any crime was committed. Granted what was done was not nice and probably could bring up some civil issues for whoever did this. But I think it would be hard to say anything criminal happened.

Lucas is a 41 year old man who agreed to travel to a new state with no money or resources to meet someone to live with. He took some random persons word to start a new life in a new place. Responsible people don't do that. He agreed to do it and fell for it. This is on him.
 
This okay Boomer lady is trolling Lucas big time. The police and district attorney won't care one iota about what happened to Lucas. No one stole from him. Whoever trolled him played a huge practical joke on him. And Lucas should have known that the whole thing was suspicious at best.

I don't believe any crime was committed. Granted what was done was not nice and probably could bring up some civil issues for whoever did this. But I think it would be hard to say anything criminal happened.

Lucas is a 41 year old man who agreed to travel to a new state with no money or resources to meet someone to live with. He took some random persons word to start a new life in a new place. Responsible people don't do that. He agreed to do it and fell for it. This is on him.
His thirst for pussy and money (she was a millionaire) completely blinded him to the huge clue they left for him-- Itsnotinthecards Werner.
 
Part of me really wants to find a way to join SOFALAW after all this (same with the Abby Brown FB group) but boy I am sure way too lazy to make a fake facebook.

I wonder if anyone bought him any food in Sacramento. Does anyone know where bus changes are on this? I know there isn't a bus that goes straight to Spokane. I think he probably has to switch over in Seattle and maybe Portland?
 
Part of me really wants to find a way to join SOFALAW after all this (same with the Abby Brown FB group) but boy I am sure way too lazy to make a fake facebook.

I wonder if anyone bought him any food in Sacramento. Does anyone know where bus changes are on this? I know there isn't a bus that goes straight to Spokane. I think he probably has to switch over in Seattle and maybe Portland?
From what I remember you’re not really missing much in the FB group you won’t find here, tbh. Just a different style of commentary really.
 
The location made me chuckle :lol:
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No, the fact he hasn't got a girlfriend is proof God exists.
Ironically thats the same bullshit he fell for with that catfish posing as a rich teen girl who he couldn't figure out if he had proposed to or not, that he thought was going to get him a suit, marry him and take him shopping in london a few years back. I mean can you imagine how lucas would behave around some posh upper class british aristocrats at a dinner party? Now that would be a sight worth paying for. He would eat everything in sight in full pig mode, burping and farting and screeching at anyone who looked at him funny or said anything about it, all while reeking of hobo

For a supposed far left wing who hates the rich he sure jumps on those millionaire zoomer baes who claim to offer him a rich lifestyle as fast as he can. which tells you not only is he a greedy pig who has no real political convictions beyond 'I want what will give me the most gibs' but he isn't as ok with being a hobo as he claims he is or he wouldn't be so easily drawn to those kinds of offers
Watching Lucas try and please posh people would definitely be funny.
Sure you would, Lucas.
 
On an ironic note....


Los Angeles County, California’s largest, is seeing the highest number of new cases. County Director of Health Services Dr. Christina Ghaly said at a news conference last week that 1 in 80 L.A. residents have been infected since the start of the pandemic.

So lucas, the guy who rants about 'covid sluts' spreading the virus around and how horrible that is goes to the literal epicenter of the infection, mingles with the most infection vulnerable street hobos on skid row, wanders around streets and markets for 2 days and hops on a bus full of people who did much of the same things to go back to spokane, and for all he knows may have infected himself and be carrying it around

Brilliant fucking move lucas. This really needs to be pointed out to him, including this article, just to see how hw tries to rationalize that behavior. if he tried that here he'd have be quarantined for two weeks the second he set foot in the state when he arrived and the same when he went back to washington
 
I worry this is like a pilot episode that sucks you in, then eighteen months later, the first regular season starts and it's watered down, hackneyed garbage that reeks of network exec. And there is a thirteen your old sidekick for some reason.

If he gets on that bus, the pilot episode of The Californication of The Telomere King will be at an end.
“Californication of the Telomere King” is the kind of thing that makes me love the internet. Such niche, interesting phrases lmao.
This okay Boomer lady is trolling Lucas big time. The police and district attorney won't care one iota about what happened to Lucas. No one stole from him. Whoever trolled him played a huge practical joke on him. And Lucas should have known that the whole thing was suspicious at best.

I don't believe any crime was committed. Granted what was done was not nice and probably could bring up some civil issues for whoever did this. But I think it would be hard to say anything criminal happened.

Lucas is a 41 year old man who agreed to travel to a new state with no money or resources to meet someone to live with. He took some random persons word to start a new life in a new place. Responsible people don't do that. He agreed to do it and fell for it. This is on him.
He also supposedly not only fell for that obvious scam, but brought not a single dime with him on the trip. Literally how stupid can someone possibly be...
 
Anyone who puts him up is out of their goddam mind...
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Stingy = not throwing money at him whenever he demands it.
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And a couple I forgot to post earlier.
This one on the post accusing @klickitat of being the catfish, because they said 'it's not in the cards'.
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'is everyone crazy?'
No, just you Lucas. Just you.

And this gem. He's basically equating humans with dogs, isn't he?! 🤣
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This had me rolling. Fuckin' perfect.

I'd feel a little bad for Myrna but I really want the sincerely concerned citizens to continue consoling Lucas about his catfishin' mom.
Innit 😁

I feel a bit silly saying 'based', considering my advanced years, but there's no other word for it.
@Thurscon, this is for you :achievement:
 
I like that all of his supporters are the exact type of white trash you'd expect
For the love of god. After begging for a way home and food, now the horrid fat fuck needs someone to file charges for him. I hate this POS with every fiber of my being.

Thankfully his laziness is one of the reasons he hasn't raped a woman, yet
He only got interested in reporting it when the person commenting said about possibly getting on TV. And he can't even be bothered to do that himself. He's so blatant and lazy.
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It's really cringe seeing an old woman try to troll Lucas. Albeit kinda amusing he believes she is his friend
This boomer person is realllllly reaching. Extremely intelligent?

Would have been really fucking funny if Lucas actually got covid from this. After being enabled and feeling extra entitled from it, he just gets Wu Flu
On an ironic note....




So lucas, the guy who rants about 'covid sluts' spreading the virus around and how horrible that is goes to the literal epicenter of the infection, mingles with the most infection vulnerable street hobos on skid row, wanders around streets and markets for 2 days and hops on a bus full of people who did much of the same things to go back to spokane, and for all he knows may have infected himself and be carrying it around

Brilliant fucking move lucas. This really needs to be pointed out to him, including this article, just to see how hw tries to rationalize that behavior. if he tried that here he'd have be quarantined for two weeks the second he set foot in the state when he arrived and the same when he went back to washington

Who would have guessed Lucas would get greedy and demand more 'charity' from people enabling him. If you pay for this garbage pedophile you deserve to be outed and whatever social backlash that brings. Not that anyone is gonna doxx these freaks
Anyone who puts him up is out of their goddam mind...
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Stingy = not throwing money at him whenever he demands it.
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And a couple I forgot to post earlier.
This one on the post accusing @klickitat of being the catfish, because they said 'it's not in the cards'.
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'is everyone crazy?'
No, just you Lucas. Just you.

And this gem. He's basically equating humans with dogs, isn't he?! 🤣
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This had me rolling. Fuckin' perfect.

I'd feel a little bad for Myrna but I really want the sincerely concerned citizens to continue consoling Lucas about his catfishin' mom.
We know it was his mom who originally told him it's not in the cards for you. Why is he trying to lie now and say it wasn't her who originally said that?

He chimped out huge when she said that! He absolutely came unglued.
 
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