Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Since I know how much he loves being photographed in the wild...
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Goldaor said:
Is it me or he actually looks less fat? Must be one of those "perfect angle", right?
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It's all in his midsection. Probably because his pancreas and fatty liver are screaming for help.

edit: Damn that right ankle looks like twice the size of the skinny left ankle. That's a pretty bad sign for diabetics, isn't it?
 
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denysdemontfort said:
Damn that right ankle looks like twice the size of the skinny left ankle. That's a pretty bad sign for diabetics, isn't it?
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Somebody posted a video of Lucas walking (thx) earlier in the thread, and his right foot (the less normal looking one) flops all over the place like a loose horse shoe made of meat.
Luckily according to Lucas it's completely numb, how he manages to be a street walker baffles me.
 
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It's all in his midsection. Probably because his pancreas and fatty liver are screaming for help.
denysdemontfort said:
edit: Damn that right ankle looks like twice the size of the skinny left ankle. That's a pretty bad sign for diabetics, isn't it?
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Exactly. One of the many, many, MANY unattractive characteristics about FuckFace is how grotesquely disproportionate his diseased body is. Skinny, atrophied arms and legs, with a big flabby midsection from years of yo-yo weight gain/loss with no actual exercise.

But the most disturbing thing is that enormous head and face. If he got down to under 200, he’s still have a huge head and fat face. Below the nose, his face just balloons. Untreated disease, and a disgustingly unhealthy lifestyle have made his body a horrid toxic waste dump.
 
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LeeLoo said:
It's all in his midsection. Probably because his pancreas and fatty liver are screaming for help.

Exactly. One of the many, many, MANY unattractive characteristics about FuckFace is how grotesquely disproportionate his diseased body is. Skinny, atrophied arms and legs, with a big flabby midsection from years of yo-yo weight gain/loss with no actual exercise.

But the most disturbing thing is that enormous head and face. If he got down to under 200, he’s still have a huge head and fat face. Below the nose, his face just balloons. Untreated disease, and a disgustingly unhealthy lifestyle have made his body a horrid toxic waste dump.
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Lucas Werner still hasn't collapsed from his combo of bad diet, drug intake, and being a hobo? The amazing part is that he even made it to 40 all things considered. His lifestyle probably renders the guy infertile anyway.
 
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Stafford Beer Bong said:
Can you imagine letting Lucas into your home for a week, giving him a bed, three square and washing his clothes for him?

Why isn’t Hollywood jumping on this reality show?
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I mean it could be the new rebooted version of jake and the fat man

LeeLoo said:
This. This right here is why I will NEVER have an iota of sympathy for this pile of shit, piss and MRSA. FatFuck gets catfished to LA to bang who he thought was a millionaire bae....and HE wants to lecture about being slutty and only into people for cash? WTF Pucas? My hate for this rancid maggot grows with each passing day.
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Clearly he didn't see that article about the current status of covid in LA

Yes lucas, keep ranting like a loon about other people spreading covid when you just flew down to the biggest hotspot in the state and did everything you could to get infected

Brilliant move, just brilliant

darkwingosonichugorl said:
It's good to help people who genuinely struggling to get food and the things they need. Lucas is not that. He receives $170/month ($200-250 during COVID) in EBT for food. $900+/month in SSI
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On that note, lucas can't claim that isn't enough to keep him fed. After all at one point my family food budget was for $250 for 3 people and a dog for a month and we did just fine. So if we can live off that so can lucas. I mean that even takes lucas's morbidly obese appetite into account - eating enough for 3 people and a dog sounds about right for him

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The porn I can take or leave, I'd just be interested in what kind of thing popped into his smooth brain first when he thought of posting it.
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I know exactly what popped into his brain when he did that.....images of the 12" bbc he was imagining stealing his zoomer bae away from him 5 seconds after she first saw and smelled him

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Since I know how much he loves being photographed in the wild...
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So was that taken in LA? It would have been hilarious to see his reaction if someone walked by him and called him a creep when he was there. He'd lose his shit at a mere 48 hours in and he's already being seen for what he is there

Also wtf is up with that first pic, he looks like hes about to either cry or have some kind of episode and is holding his arms to his chest like a literal mentally challenged 5 year old. Something about that posture just screams mental illness

Also, reminds me of lucas's LA adventure:

 
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