Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Duke Nukem]

Oh he's blatantly a jaffa, no question about that.

I had to actually look that up, and yeah, I'd be amazed if he can keep it up long enough to jerk out a tiny puddle let alone get a bitch pregnant.

 

[ClownBrew]

Something about that posture just screams mental illness

I'm of the camp that doesn't believe he is truly .

You ever notice how he can turn it on and off at will, going explosively apeshit one minute, only to re-learn how to be a good boy and use his inside voice the split second some Spokane cop (or some black kid), stumbles across his path? And then he goes straight back into Charlie Sheen mode the instant the coast is clear again, and he can be alone with his potatophone?

A true hallucinating schizophrenic can't grasp reality well enough to pull those moves, and a truly manic bipolar can't do the self-control required.

He looks to me more like a combo of personality disorders. Borderline x histrio x schizotypal? Problem is, you need the "severe mental illness" tag for the tugboat- and the PD labels typically don't cut it.

 

[Narr Then]

I had to actually look that up, and yeah, I'd be amazed if he can keep it up long enough to jerk out a tiny puddle let alone get a bitch pregnant.

Tatty water.

Boak.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Oh he's blatantly a jaffa, no question about that.

For which we should all be thankful.

 

[denysdemontfort]

I'm of the camp that doesn't believe he is truly .

You ever notice how he can turn it on and off at will, going explosively apeshit one minute, only to re-learn how to be a good boy and use his inside voice the split second some Spokane cop (or some black kid), stumbles across his path? And then he goes straight back into Charlie Sheen mode the instant the coast is clear again, and he can be alone with his potatophone?

A true hallucinating schizophrenic can't grasp reality well enough to pull those moves, and a truly manic bipolar can't do the self-control required.

He looks to me more like a combo of personality disorders. Borderline x histrio x schizotypal? Problem is, you need the "severe mental illness" tag for the tugboat- and the PD labels typically don't cut it.

I think it's very possible to be mentally ill and be coherent -- many people are. He is highly manipulative though so I understand why it feels that way. But those things aren't really mutually exclusive. Lucas has been shown to be somewhat delirious and dangerous at times, for as stupid and soft as he may seem.

I think Lucas is VERY mentally ill but I see it as more of a myriad of things that cycle in prominence, which is probably why he's been diagnosed with Bipolar, although I'm not entirely sure that's what's going on with him. I think he definitely has depression and hallucinations and obsessive tendencies but I don't think he fits into a box quite as easily as I'm sure we'd all like. But he also won't get regular enough help to ever pin down a real diagnosis and treatment plan.

edit: Sorry, that's a lot of "I think" statements. I've been postulating on this a lot the last couple days haha.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

I'm of the camp that doesn't believe he is truly .

You ever notice how he can turn it on and off at will, going explosively apeshit one minute, only to re-learn how to be a good boy and use his inside voice the split second some Spokane cop (or some black kid), stumbles across his path? And then he goes straight back into Charlie Sheen mode the instant the coast is clear again, and he can be alone with his potatophone?

A true hallucinating schizophrenic can't grasp reality well enough to pull those moves, and a truly manic bipolar can't do the self-control required.

He looks to me more like a combo of personality disorders. Borderline x histrio x schizotypal? Problem is, you need the "severe mental illness" tag for the tugboat- and the PD labels typically don't cut it.

Not this f****** discussion again...

So how long is Catfish going to hold on to the receipts? I mean, at this point, surely he's gotten everything out of this brilliant trolling plan? I'm already of the opinion that this thing was a big wash, but if he holds onto the deets, then I'm going to start to think that he's as much of a cow as Lucas is.

At least Lucas isn't paying for people to fly across the country.

 

[ClownBrew]

Not this f****** discussion again...

So how long is Catfish going to hold on to the receipts? I mean, at this point, surely he's gotten everything out of this brilliant trolling plan? I'm already of the opinion that this thing was a big wash, but if he holds onto the deets, then I'm going to start to think that he's as much of a cow as Lucas is.

At least Lucas isn't paying for people to fly across the country.

I don't even think the catfisher is a he.

I doubt Evie just burst back onto the scene out of thin air because Merry Christmas.

 

[denysdemontfort]

Must be horny hour on the 'Hound

 

[Duke Nukem]

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Must be horny hour on the 'Hound

BRB prowling zoomer 'grams for fap fodder at the age of 40.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

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Must be horny hour on the 'Hound

This.
This is the post that will convince some smart, pretty, hard-working 19-year old woman to throw her life away to become some fat psychotic diseased hobo's butt slave.

Seriously though, who the fuck is he even appealing to at this point?

BRB prowling zoomer 'grams for fap fodder at the age of 40.

41*

 

[Duke Nukem]

This.
This is the post that will convince some smart, pretty, hard-working 19-year old woman to throw her life away to become some fat psychotic diseased hobo's butt slave.

Seriously though, who the fuck is he even appealing to at this point?

People like me who come into this thread to feel better about themselves?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

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[denysdemontfort]

This.
This is the post that will convince some smart, pretty, hard-working 19-year old woman to throw her life away to become some fat psychotic diseased hobo's butt slave.

Seriously though, who the fuck is he even appealing to at this point?


41*

I know that nothing gets me goin' like a picture of some other lady's headless torso with creepy uncle level slang impact-fonted over them.

 

[WonderWino]

I know that nothing gets me goin' like a picture of some other lady's headless torso with creepy uncle level slang impact-fonted over them.

Should parody his post with this:

Its more in line with what lucas is really thinking i'm sure

 

[moseph.jartelli]

Tatty water.

Boak.

I don't know what these britbong slang terms mean, but I like what I'm hearing

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Should parody his post with this:

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Its more in line with what lucas is really thinking i'm sure

That is fucking disturbing and horrifying, and the sexualization of it makes it even more disturbing and unsettling.

That being said, I love how there is an underlying fan theory to this thread that not only would Lucas Colby Werner rape a young woman/girl given the chance but that he would also eat her.
Like there is zero direct evidence that The Wern is a sexual cannibal, but that his gluttony, obsession with teen poon, and his innate tendency to tie food to sexuality has caused a number of people on this thread to develop such a theory.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I don't know what these britbong slang terms mean, but I like what I'm hearing

Tatty water - the fluid that comes out along with sperm when you ejaculate
Boak - means ”this is disgusting” in this context

- a Britbong.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Should parody his post with this:

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Its more in line with what lucas is really thinking i'm sure

I'm not sure he'd even feel anything. That bloody neck stump is kind of a narrow opening for a regular guy to fit his schlong into, but Werner's would definitely be like a hot dog down a hallway.

 

[Wernology]

Seriously though, who the fuck is he even appealing to at this point?

Us.

But, not nearly for the reasons he wants to be appealing to anyone.

Lucas desperately hopes for Hot Zoomers In His Area Who Want Sex NOW (with literally anything) but what he gets are a forum full of usually older people closer to his age just laughing at him like he's a particularly entertaining zoo exhibit.

 

[WonderWino]

That is fucking disturbing and horrifying, and the sexualization of it makes it even more disturbing and unsettling.

That being said, I love how there is an underlying fan theory to this thread that not only would Lucas Colby Werner rape a young woman/girl given the chance but that he would also eat her.
Like there is zero direct evidence that The Wern is a sexual cannibal, but that his gluttony, obsession with teen poon, and his innate tendency to tie food to sexuality has caused a number of people on this thread to develop such a theory.

'I ate her liver with a bottle of chianti peanut sauce and a side of fava beans microwaved cheesy cukes'

and thats the same reaction they had in australia and the UK, it led to quite the shitstorm over that statue