Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

He's barefoot yelling in the hallway with filth dirt even outside his room what a disgusting gourd
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The only person they'd have on camera would be the delivery guy, not the person who ordered it.
What a dingbat.
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'I'm going to press charges against a delivery man doing his job because he left a piece of catfish at my door like he was supposed to and hes going to go to jail for it!'

I don't seem to recall any law against sending someone a piece of frozen catfish, or being the delivery guy for said catfish

They only reason the motel workers are even saying anything about footage or whatever is because he bullshitted them with one of his usual retconned stories and didn't say what really happened or the real reason why hes getting that stuff in the first place

and if by some chance lucas even somehow managed to get one of his catfish into a situation that involved the police he'd end up incriminating himself as soon as the catfish started explaining the situation. Explaining the cops you catfished him cause he crossed state lines to meet an imaginary 16 year old in a hotel room would be doing far more harm to lucas than it would to the catfish. Remember its the intent not the reality of the situation that the law cares about

That would be a rather amusing end to the saga of the wern: calling the cops because someone sent him frozen catfish and ending up getting himself extradited to california for crossing state lines to meet a minor and doing a decade in prison in the end. If he survived prison he'd be a registered sex offender and would never live it down

Regardless, I suspect that, assuming he doesn't die from stupidity first, he'll inevitably end up as a registered sex offender one way or another
 
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Narr Then said:
The only person they'd have on camera would be the delivery guy, not the person who ordered it.
What a dingbat.
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Could you IMAGINE being the poor night shift cop that has to deal with the call from the Motel 6 Loony Bin?

OFFICER, ARREST THIS PERSON, THEY SENT ME A BAG OF CATFISH!

Talk about ungrateful though! The one time a catfish actually shows up and he starts screeching about calling the cops on it!

You'd think he'd be grateful that, you know, he got a bag of food for doing exactly no work.

Edit: IG comments before he blocks me again.

Anyway, it's 10:30 here, so I gotta wrap up putting the insanity from this afternoon/evening into a video and getting it uploaded. I HAD TO wait to see if he lost his mind about the catfish before calling it a night.

If he posts his callout to a racist youtuber later, I'll snag it tomorrow.

If I haven't already been extradited to Washington State and thrown in jail for the crime of delivering a bag of food to a homeless guy who's been begging for food for the last several days.
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We don't actually have any indication "Mia" purported to be 16 in her convo with Lucas.

All we know that Lucas got catfished to LA, and then Jeremiah jumped in to say she was 16 to end it. I don;t have conclusive evidence one way or the other, but I don't think Mia told Lucas she was 16. I don't think it makes much difference, but in this single instance he wasn't going full pedo.

Nevertheless, the raw catfish to his room was master trolling, and right on the tail of that 24-year-old that didn't show up. Looks like getting his dick wet is not in the cards, Lucas is gonna go to the grave having only ever had sex with Suzanne.
 
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klickitat said:
Could you IMAGINE being the poor night shift cop that has to deal with the call from the Motel 6 Loony Bin?

OFFICER, ARREST THIS PERSON, THEY SENT ME A BAG OF CATFISH!
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and when he reees about the cops telling him to piss off or laughing at him and makes a video ranting about cops just reply with this


not only a catfish but a catfish that got busted for underage stuff with a salmon, he has alot in common with lucas

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Let me know if you can see this.
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I could see it

ThomasAudley said:
We don't actually have any indication "Mia" purported to be 16 in her convo with Lucas.

All we know that Lucas got catfished to LA, and then Jeremiah jumped in to say she was 16 to end it. I don;t have conclusive evidence one way or the other, but I don't think Mia told Lucas she was 16. I don't think it makes much difference, but in this single instance he wasn't going full pedo.
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True, but he was told she was later, and when that happened actually tried to defend his actions based on that information and made it clear he was just fine with what he did even assuming she was 16. at the very least he'd be getting a very harsh talking to by the cops and they'd be doing at least a cursory look into his recent behavior and actions, in case he's done anything similar or has any questionable things on his phone. He became more than defensive enough to set off red flag alarm bells for any cop that sees that clip
 
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LeeLoo said:
The only thing that could top frozen catfish would be if fatty got the boot for being a loud POS in the halls of the motel. He was pretty damn loud in that last one. It would be a pity if the front desk got complaints and he got kicked out before his last night was up.
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Having loud "guests" seem to be par for the course in that particular motel. Doubt they'd kick his mangy ass out.

This is one of those times I would have loved to be the fly on the wall to see the Freak's initial reaction when he opened the package and saw the catfish.
Catfished with a side order of catfish.
 
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ThomasAudley said:
Nevertheless, the raw catfish to his room was master trolling, and right on the tail of that 24-year-old that didn't show up. Looks like getting his dick wet is not in the cards, Lucas is gonna go to the grave having only ever had sex with Suzanne.
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He could always thaw and fuck the catfish if he wanted to be really vile.
 
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Man Lucas is really looking bloated lately. Seeing the incel reeing about being catfished right after LA is a great way to end the year tho. Despite all the enabling, that delivery wiping the smug smile right off fatty's face was priceless. Glad he's back out in the cold now (unless someone enables him again), so he'll have to try not getting kicked from the shelters again. Least he's acknowledging on some level he's fucked if he gets booted this time
 
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Fanatical Pragmatist said:
He sounds like he's about to fucking cry lmao!

The only thing better would have been stinky baitstore catfish that they use to lure in near-shore fish.
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.....That one will be for the inevitably next time

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Now he is demanding an uber do drive him downtown tomorrow. Cause he has to walk 3 miles in the snow, when there is barely any snow on the ground. All cause he doesn't have $2 in his pocket


Ninja'd apparently
 
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