LeeLoo
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God I hope he gets another cease and desist from this Niko dude. I’d love to see Fatty get fucked with for “insulting” people for food.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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WonderWino
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If he keeps up this kind of stupidity he probably will get such a letter sooner or later. Either that or someone he makes a video about will report him to youtube for taking money to make harassing videos about people. That has to be a violation of their tos
and someone should point out to him that he is essentially doing tricks for food, like a dog or a chimp, in doing stupid shit in exchange for food. He's being reduced to the level of an animal. Though admittedly that particular bar didn't have to drop very low to hit that point
So.....how long will it be before someone offers to give him food to make a video praising nambla instead. or some other pedo organization that he isn't familiar with and just tells him they support age gap relationships like he does. Lucas would never, ever live down putting out a video praising a pedo organization and talking about how he stands in support of them and their promotion of age gap relationships. That would hang over his head for the rest of his life. Not to mention showing said video to anybody would be just about enough to make anybody put a stop to his questionable behavior around places like the college and restaurants on the spot. Lest they end up on the wrong end of a news tip about the situation
Which makes me wonder if thats whats really going on here, and someone is playing a long con to nudge him in that direction and buttering him up to accept such a 'job' at some point. Lucas is more than stupid enough to do it if its handled right
The background noise, it sounds to me like building maintenance cleaning the restroom after closing time. Could it be possible he sneaks and stays behind hiding in the building (bus blaza?) after it closes to spend the night.
WonderWino
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I doubt it. He'd get arrested trying something like that before very long and it wouldn't go over well with the court or his handlers
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Did anyone else catch at 1:04 of this garbage where he slips and says Clinkernigger?
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How in the ever-loving fuck is that even remotely worth "$100 worth of food and drinks"? A shitty "call-out" of Pukas' ranting is going to be greatly disappointing to this guy if he has even half of a brain. This "call-out" may be enough to guarantee no one else pays him for his "services". I might be grasping tightly to optimism, but I have to hope.
WonderWino
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Not to mention he keeps rattling on about nonsense and repeating himself like a dementia patient. I have no idea what the fuck he is even trying to say in that video
He really needs to stop calling people “cats”. “This cat”, so and so is a “cool cat”... Lucas — using that phrase makes you sound 100 years old. Fuckin loser.New mask alert!
Also lol at clinkernigger.
Edit - wtf is he actually waffling on about
'he's got the money to buy me a date... With myself...'
I can't understand why he's single, he's so smooth
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I did. He can't help himself. That word slips out so easily for him.
If anyone figures out what he was trying to say, hopefully they will post a translation here.
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Just shows that he can barely string a sentence together when it's not about his usual subjects.
I did, I thought I'd imagined it at first. And his 'bitchass' stutter.
WonderWino
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'But not cash'
Funny how he makes a point of not wanting to do things specifically for cash unless he absolutely has to. Makes me wonder if he knows doing shit under the table when hes on EBT and SSI can get him into serious shit if he gets caught
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Lucas' era of Capitalism is now full-swing. He wants the money to secure some naive zoomer bae in his parents' basement.
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I’m loving the finger wagging into the camera thing he’s doing now. Nice touch.
By the way, I couldn’t make heads or tails out of wtf he was trying to communicate in this video. I mean if he is going to call this a job at least take some time and care behind it. I guess Lucas has never heard of a second take?
At this point, I wouldn't put is past him to try something like that. Last Nobleman caught sight of him at the plaza, he had several blankets with him. I'm sure he got rid of them since he wasn't going to need to take the blankets to LA, living with the millionaire bae and all. He arrived and stayed at Motel 6 until today. Unless he made the rounds where blankets (if available) are given to the homeless he doesn't have any. And it looked like he wasn't carrying any in the videos he made after he left Motel 6. Unless he made it into a homeless shelter, and having no blankets he's going to be looking for a place where he's out of the cold.
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The info he has about this supposed 15 year old sounds like fanfic from Lucas’s diseased mind to me. I’m sure he wishes a 4, I mean 15 year old girl would dish to him about her school performance and grades, but it would never happen.
“could be my kid.” What a perverted, unnatural, human glitch.
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There has never been a time when paying or bribing a lolcow to do something has resulted in anything funny or very interesting. I know there are a lot of people in this thread who are Spokane native who are only here for Lucas, but this type of shit helped bring Chris-chan down from THE lowcow to the boring shell of his former self he currently is. There is just a law of the universe that if you give a cow money, whatever you're planning will backfire and the cow will get less funny. This thread already has a huge problem with alogging and teasing dumb trolling plans and honestly if it's just going to becomes a place where people dump their shitty podcasts where they TOTALLY OWN Lucas while he gorges on the Taco Bell they bought him it's better off in spergatory.
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Lmaooo yes I was compelled to come check the thread as soon as I heard it
Nico is a Dr. Phil ref, he was this 14 year old gamer who was abusive towards his parents iirc
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He absolutely broke the geek room.
I listened to the after show and the people that participated in the interview were exhausted and felt dumber for just talking with Lucas. They will never have him back. He is the most terrible guest.
I listened to the after show and the people that participated in the interview were exhausted and felt dumber for just talking with Lucas. They will never have him back. He is the most terrible guest.
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Good. At the risk of sounding like a keyboard warrior, he fucked around and found out.
Funnily enough, that's what incels believe.
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