Although if my years of following Lucas (since the days of SB, 90’s Chicks and the insufferably boring, heavily medicated droning on about his cheap wristwatches after his first involuntary hospitalization) has taught me anything is that he has a pathological inability to learn and apply past lessons. He can ape and imitate (aka his horrible ‘zoomer’ speak) but he has no understanding. So, no, he won’t learn. He will pout for a bit, demanding food and Uber rides like he is some kind of Tard Royalty, but it will dry up and he will be back to his base chimp self before too long. Have faith in (the irredeemable retardation of) Lucas.
Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks
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No, you didn't. if you didn't, though, you had to file for it on the IRS website. You wouldn't get it automatically because they wouldn't have your information on file.
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That’s it
It’s all over, he has been ruined .
At least until his next complete chimp out.
It’s all over, he has been ruined .
At least until his next complete chimp out.
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I hate to say it, but I kind of agree with this.
It's funny, when people are busy applying all sort of Chris-Chan allusions to Lucas, talking about Katherine and the man in the pickle suit, are people aware of what they're asking for or joking about, really?
Do people really want to take a cow that's as bizarre and angry as Lucas, and turn him into the dried-up, impotent , only-motivated-by-money husk that is present-day OPL?
Think about what you're asking for peeps...
Lucas thinks he's on top of the world when he has a Slurpee and a burrito.
He doesn't need anything else.
He was able to stuff himself and stay obese relying only on food bank and homeless shelter food.
I certainly hope some of the largesse directed at him had to do with people who don't know him that well feeling sorry for him over the holidays, and some of the recent money is just because his profile has been raised slightly in the Lolcow-sphere, but Lucas produces content because he can't not.
Lucas has diarrhea of the mouth and brain, and the things he says get him in way more trouble than his responses to any questions that anyone asks, ever.
He's getting guarded, the way Chris-chan eventually realized that any woman who got in touch with him was a catfish, yes, Lucas is indeed a fucking moron, but even a dog eventually realizes when you keep whacking him on the nose when he goes for a bite of food.
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I was just thinking: most motels have at least a microwave. The enablers should send him 30 bucks worth of lean cuisine or smart choices dinners. They are like 2-3 each, so he will be able to score like 10+; not to mention they are healthy and actually delicious
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He just posted another call out video and video of him eating what looks like watery broccoli cheese soup.
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Don't forget, on the floor, in shorts and in socks. I'm guessing he's at the Cannon warming shelter where he will most likely be for the rest of the day and night as it's currently snowing and we are slated to get 9 inches.
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This thread seems to have attracted a lot of attention recently. Many new people are discovering the marvels of Lucas Colby Werner. No matter who you are, or what you do, you are better than Lucas. Accordingly, this thread attracts all types, including those who are delighted to finally find someone they can mock.
Welcome to Wernology. There's a lot of fun to be had laughing at Lucas. Try not to spoil it.
If you're here because you're mad that some faggot sent Lucas food, or because you hate Lucas, you're missing out. I personally like laughing at his bald spot. And his penis. I'm concerned that some of you haven't even seen Lucas's very small penis.
One irony of the recent increase in interest is that Lucas's recent content is dull. In time, he will do something remarkable. But for now, the best laughs are in the past, and this thread has a few gems to discover. I am particularly fond of his late fart box period.
Lucas is a fat faggot.
He is a useless, surplus, peripheral male. He can't care for himself and nobody wants to fuck him.
I've long maintained that the proper way to approach Lucas is either: a) he's a fat faggot, or b) he's a rutting primate that can speak English. He doesn't call for a psychologist, but an ethologist.
Do not make the mistake or investing Lucas with psychological complexity, or human dignity. He is a big, gross mammal that wants to eat the choicest foods and blow loads in the "best" mates, but is too weak and incompetent to. That's all. It's really that simple and delightful.
Welcome to Wernology. There's a lot of fun to be had laughing at Lucas. Try not to spoil it.
If you're here because you're mad that some faggot sent Lucas food, or because you hate Lucas, you're missing out. I personally like laughing at his bald spot. And his penis. I'm concerned that some of you haven't even seen Lucas's very small penis.
One irony of the recent increase in interest is that Lucas's recent content is dull. In time, he will do something remarkable. But for now, the best laughs are in the past, and this thread has a few gems to discover. I am particularly fond of his late fart box period.
This is a very charitable description of Lucas. And I suspect it's somewhat accurate inasmuch as it captures his alienation, confusion, and desperation to be liked. But Lucas, awkward as he is, doesn't impress me as a "weird fucking autistic kid." No.
Lucas is a fat faggot.
He is a useless, surplus, peripheral male. He can't care for himself and nobody wants to fuck him.
Agreed.
I've long maintained that the proper way to approach Lucas is either: a) he's a fat faggot, or b) he's a rutting primate that can speak English. He doesn't call for a psychologist, but an ethologist.
Do not make the mistake or investing Lucas with psychological complexity, or human dignity. He is a big, gross mammal that wants to eat the choicest foods and blow loads in the "best" mates, but is too weak and incompetent to. That's all. It's really that simple and delightful.
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Your great care for the education of those at the beginning of their journey is why you're the professor emeritus of Wernology.
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Something I’ve not seen in my years of lurking: Did Lucas post these pics to FB himself or are they from SOFALAW as the result of him being catfished for the...fuck, who can even keep track of a count of times at this point
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No one should send him anything. If he wants lean cuisines he can buy them with his ebt that’s specifically for that kind of thing.
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If Lucas is autistic, it's among the least of his problems. Lucas takes from a lot of groups: Incels, bipolars, schizos, deathfats, narcissists, pedos, NEETs, hobos, retards, woman abusers, animal abusers... and he's among the most hated and worst of all these groups, or would be if his incompetence didn't protect him from real harm.
Examples: If Lucas could fuck 12 year old girls, he would. But he's too socially retarded, fat and gross to even impress a stupid young girl. Lucas did lose a lot weight, but only because he was homeless. If it was up to Lucas, he'd be gorging on fancy restaurant chicken tendies served by his teenage sex slave mommy while he grew bigger than Amberlynn Reid, yet still thinking he's plenty good enough.
Examples: If Lucas could fuck 12 year old girls, he would. But he's too socially retarded, fat and gross to even impress a stupid young girl. Lucas did lose a lot weight, but only because he was homeless. If it was up to Lucas, he'd be gorging on fancy restaurant chicken tendies served by his teenage sex slave mommy while he grew bigger than Amberlynn Reid, yet still thinking he's plenty good enough.
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Oh that’ll be great for his flatulence
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This Big Skell Bells person has to be fucking around.
It makes absolutely no sense to make Lucas Werner, of all people, your messenger in a stupid ass beef like this.
if this guy is serious about this, then he's as tarded as Lucas.
And it's just a bad product on top of that. Lucas can't even pretend that he's interested in this.
It makes absolutely no sense to make Lucas Werner, of all people, your messenger in a stupid ass beef like this.
if this guy is serious about this, then he's as tarded as Lucas.
And it's just a bad product on top of that. Lucas can't even pretend that he's interested in this.
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What businesses would even want to be endorsed by this wanker, anyway?The comments
Czolg
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Anticonception manufacters.
"Don't be like Myrna, avoid this disaster" would be a great slogan.
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This need to show off his food to the internet is so weird.
I can tell that the point isn't really the food itself. The point is that he, Lucas Werner, has it.
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Behold: lucas werner, the gentleman hobo. Sitting on the sidewalk eating a bucket of fried chicken in a dirty, torn up $2000 suit while screeching about his sperm
If he does something like that, someone needs to convince him that zoomer baes like traditional gentlemen who do that and get him to include a top hat and a monocle to go with his suit. He would forever be known as mr peanut
OnMyDick said:
In other words he's like a mentally ill T-800 set to read only mode
GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
No, he just talks like he is starting to get guarded. He is too stupid to actually be guarded for any length of time. Lets not forget his response to getting catfished all the way to LA was.....to immediately get catfished again, this time quite literally. He's as stupid as a bag of rocks through and through. Desperation, narcissism and entitlement, as well as the hope that 'this may finally be the one' will always eventually win over his lizard brain
Fecunt said:
I'm surprised nobody commented 'you ARE keeping track of how much you've been sent for doing these jobs and reporting the income to your payee as you're required to do for SSI and tax purposes RIGHT lucas? You wouldn't want to get in trouble now would you'
Marshal Mannerheim said:
.....Perhaps the manufacturer of a new and far better drug to treat mental illness, using lucas as a spokesman for the competitors meds that didn't do shit
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