Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[moseph.jartelli]

Found this from the gamer nerd who Tux330 (aka Big Skell Bells) paid Lukey to trash


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[King Daddy Telomerase]

I'm surprised nobody commented 'you ARE keeping track of how much you've been sent for doing these jobs and reporting the income to your payee as you're required to do for SSI and tax purposes RIGHT lucas? You wouldn't want to get in trouble now would you'

You're required to report to SSA if you've made over $65 in a month in wages ($85 overall, it's kinda confusing). I believe Lucas has made at least $100 from this Skell Bell Whatever. Just saying...

 

[Rogowski]

I really wonder what would happen if Lucas was set up with an ideal chick, and it inevitably fails.

He’s always going on and on about how people need to HOOK ME UP but he’s never said what he’ll do after that other than vague bullshit like he’ll swoop in like a king or he’ll have no problem stealing your honey.

Imagine being a woman aged 18-24, you’re going to college, and sure you aren’t rich but you’ve got a nice thing going to build upon. You go out on a blind date after a friend sets you up, and even if he actually showered and wore clean clothes and kept his rage under control how does he expect the date to progress positively after she says “I go to Spokane Community College. I’m studying X and I hope to get a job at the Y corporation after graduation, what do you do Lucas?”

 

[Wernology]

He’s always going on and on about how people need to HOOK ME UP but he’s never said what he’ll do after that other than vague bullshit like he’ll swoop in like a king or he’ll have no problem stealing your honey.

Imagine being a woman aged 18-24, you’re going to college, and sure you aren’t rich but you’ve got a nice thing going to build upon. You go out on a blind date after a friend sets you up, and even if he actually showered and wore clean clothes and kept his rage under control how does he expect the date to progress positively after she says “I go to Spokane Community College. I’m studying X and I hope to get a job at the Y corporation after graduation, what do you do Lucas?”

Clearly she'd swoon over his answer of, "I get paid in sandwiches to make callout videos on Youtube and I'm homeless because living indoors is capitalism and I'm a democratic socialist like Bernie!"

Oh no I meant to say they should INSTEAD send that if they absolutely "have" to be dumb enablers. Sorry lol

No, no, no, if you MUST send Lucas food, keep sending him bags of frozen catfish, they're anywhere between $12-$15 so way cheaper than the nonsense he's asking for; just tell him you're ordering him shit looking "artisan pizza" or Clinkerdagger's.

 

[holeinthedark]

No one should send him anything. If he wants lean cuisines he can buy them with his ebt that’s specifically for that kind of thing.

Oh no I meant to say they should INSTEAD send that if they absolutely "have" to be dumb enablers. Sorry lol

 

[Patchwork Ragdoll]

From the man that thinks being German and Irish makes him biracial.

 

[holeinthedark]

No, no, no, if you MUST send Lucas food, keep sending him bags of frozen catfish, they're anywhere between $12-$15 so way cheaper than the nonsense he's asking for; just tell him you're ordering him shit looking "artisan pizza" or Clinkerdagger's.

Well of course that always LOL

 

[BowlOfDick]

How long has our boy Luke been wearing this drip?

 

[holeinthedark]

"Big Wern" indeed.

He must be referring to his weight.

He said "international clients" im guffawing

 

[VoidFace]

Credit where it’s due, the Wern does raise a good question: is he the product of inbreeding?

 

[WonderWino]

He said "international clients" im guffawing

I half expect him to start calling himself a 'homeless consultant' before much longer

 

[Rescuetoast]

Credit where it’s due, the Wern does raise a good question: is he the product of inbreeding?

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I’m pretty sure he’s talking about tweakers. They’re just high and clenching their jaws, Lucas.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Is this considered an "impressive meal"?

 

[Wernology]

Is this considered an "impressive meal"?

I can smell those brussels sprouts through the goddamned screen they're so overcooked.

If you've never smelled severely overcooked brussels sprouts they smell like rotting, hot garbage.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Has he been wearing those same shorts the entire time since he got back from Cali?

 

[Rescuetoast]

Has he been wearing those same shorts the entire time since he got back from Cali?

Absolutely yes.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

This is a good old vid from him.

He's semi-lucid here, and he can kinda understand how fucked he is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6WENBecebU&t=8s

 

[mothman96]

Broccoli now brussel sprouts. He's already a farter, now with that combination the fetid farts he's going to be brewing.

ETA:
1st day of class is next Tuesday Jan 5th. Maybe with the Freak being on campus with the hot baes, he'll go back to being the Lucas we know.

 

[holeinthedark]

Knowing him hes probably used to the stench

I can smell those brussels sprouts through the goddamned screen they're so overcooked.

If you've never smelled severely overcooked brussels sprouts they smell like rotting, hot garbage.

 

[mero]

I'm concerned that some of you haven't even seen Lucas's very small penis.

Spoiler: it is very important you look at this

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Jesus fucking christ

Hahahaha I knew photos were out there but I'd never seen them. He just has a tip. Just has a tip for a dick. It looks like a goddamn acorn