Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Blonde Bomb]

Spokane would agree about the LA Motel 6.

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First of all...that first sentence makes my brain hurt.

Secondly, I have a feeling Lucas does more of the 'staring at the words' type of reading than the 'for comprehension/retention' reading.

 

[IceQueen]

Spokane don't be rude, be generous and kind to the Spokane Pedo Freak. Give him your Gen Z sister, or cousin, friend, niece, daugther, grand-daughter, etc.
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ETA:
In his next video he's showing the pan of ribs and the salmon salad. He was asked if he'd left the food out over night. He said he'd put it in the fridge. Someone caught on that the salmon salad and pan of ribs were in the exact same spot as in the previous day.

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Leaving the salmon out overnight especially is Fucking revolting

 

[Draxx them Sklounst]

ETA:
In his next video he's showing the pan of ribs and the salmon salad. He was asked if he'd left the food out over night. He said he'd put it in the fridge. Someone caught on that the salmon salad and pan of ribs were in the exact same spot as in the previous day.

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You know he totally ate some of it too.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Leaving the salmon out overnight especially is Fucking revolting

At the risk of top hats, I hope he gets food poisoning for using other people's money to buy salmon.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Re: @wenttobermuda 's suggestion about a deep dive into the Wern's eating (overeating) habits, I heartily second this.

Lucas seems to have developed, or perhaps had for a long time, binge eating disorder.

As some have said, given the resources, he would probably eat like this every day, but the very fact that he sees this level of overeating as something to brag about, as if it's somehow evidence of wealth, puts him in a different category from most binge eaters, who tend to be ashamed and secretive about the practice.

Seriously, Lucas continues to find ways to go beyond the bottom of the barrel, and he's done this so many times that he's beyond the center of the earth, he's tunneled out the other side of the Earth, he's somewhere on the other side of the solar system now.

We all know that Lucas is disgusting with food, but tearing at a raw steak like a rabid dog, hanging his mouth open full of T-Bone fat; it's astonishing how someone looking for romantic companionship can continuously present himself in such objectively repellent ways, and be entirely ignorant to it.

When someone suggested Prader Willi earlier, I had to look into it as I was unfamiliar with it, and some of Lucas's behavior does seem to be a good fit for that, but obviously he doesn't fit the whole profile, and it's a very scientific thing for us laypersons to discuss.

I'm actually more interested in WHY Lucas thinks that overeating is admirable, and why it would lure a mate, as opposed to being interested actually in his overeating per se.

Someone attempted to question Lucas, I think it was Goldie, about why he thought showing these huge displays of binge eating would attract a girl, and Lucas ignored it in typical fashion, tying it to the idea that he needed to spend some money to get a date, to impress girls.

I don't believe it was ever addressed more than that.

 

[Poop Shoot]

He’s simply a retarded hedonist. He eats because it feels good. He lays about and does drugs because they feel good. He wants a teenager to take care of him and make him feel good.

I don't think it goes much deeper than that. He's existence is the pursuit of pleasure, he's just really fucking incompetent about it.

 

[wenttobermuda]

Re: @wenttobermuda 's suggestion about a deep dive into the Wern's eating (overeating) habits, I heartily second this.

Lucas seems to have developed, or perhaps had for a long time, binge eating disorder.

As some have said, given the resources, he would probably eat like this every day, but the very fact that he sees this level of overeating as something to brag about, as if it's somehow evidence of wealth, puts him in a different category from most binge eaters, who tend to be ashamed and secretive about the practice.

Seriously, Lucas continues to find ways to go beyond the bottom of the barrel, and he's done this so many times that he's beyond the center of the earth, he's tunneled out the other side of the Earth, he's somewhere on the other side of the solar system now.

We all know that Lucas is disgusting with food, but tearing at a raw steak like a rabid dog, hanging his mouth open full of T-Bone fat; it's astonishing how someone looking for romantic companionship can continuously present himself in such objectively repellent ways, and be entirely ignorant to it.

When someone suggested Prader Willi earlier, I had to look into it as I was unfamiliar with it, and some of Lucas's behavior does seem to be a good fit for that, but obviously he doesn't fit the whole profile, and it's a very scientific thing for us laypersons to discuss.

I'm actually more interested in WHY Lucas thinks that overeating is admirable, and why it would lure a mate, as opposed to being interested actually in his overeating per se.

Someone attempted to question Lucas, I think it was Goldie, about why he thought showing these huge displays of binge eating would attract a girl, and Lucas ignored it in typical fashion, tying it to the idea that he needed to spend some money to get a date, to impress girls.

I don't believe it was ever addressed more than that.

The fact that Lucas is a fat faggot isn't particularly interesting. Fatties are ubiquitous. What interests me is Lucas's way of stripping off his shirt, hitting record, and proudly gorging himself. He's not merely unaware of how he comes across, but wrong. Lucas thinks that what he's doing is impressive, appealing. That's atypical. At the very least, he is beyond comfortable eating in front of people. It seems more likely that his gluttony displays are part of a retarded courtship strategy.

He’s simply a retarded hedonist. He eats because it feels good. He lays about and does drugs because they feel good. He wants a teenager to take care of him and make him feel good.

I don't think it goes much deeper than that. He's existence is the pursuit of pleasure, he's just really fucking incompetent about it.

Of course Lucas is a retard, and extremely self-indulgent. He's a glutton and fat faggot, his behavior little more complicated than a dolt fumbling after ecstasy. It's the details that fascinate. The exhibitionism. Why food, why such gross food, and why is it so obvious to Lucas that his gross food displays are a good idea?

This is a dude that can eat 3 full meals in a sitting. That prepares and proudly shows off shit like cheesy cukes. That thinks to receive positive attention by putting on gorging displays. All of this untouched by his extreme social anxiety.

We all like eating, but it apparently appeals to Lucas on a level that the rest of us can't understand or relate to.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I know with him being a tardbux recipient, he can't have more than $2000 to his name basically, or risk losing his gubmint check. Still if he was being properly wrangled, then with this $1200 he supposedly has saved by the payee and then his payout from student aid, a wrangler should have insisted that he use it to find an apartment. But maybe no one in Spokane is willing to rent to him, even with guaranteed payee rent? Or maybe dirt cheap apartments are very hard to come by in that area? With less than $800 a month in regular income, that would not go far anywhere, let alone a more expensive housing market. Lucas would not have found anything in an area like LA which is one of the most expensive housing markets in the USA.

So, I guess to an extent he had to spend the money, but so many better ways to blow it than expensive food and an extended stay at the Motel 6. I am thinking the payee is not really going to much trouble with Lucas. And I don't blame them. You can't help people who don't want to be helped. Lucas is plenty good with staying in shelters and the Gen Z Baes should dig it, being socialists and all.

Powerlevel: I tried getting many apartments when I first went on SSI, and I had the money to pay for years of rent, but they still refused to offer me anything. All they could tell me was go through Section 8 or some voucher program, which would have taken me 2+ years to have any chance of finding a place, and Spokane's waiting lists are probably longer than that. Luckily, soon after, a nice spot with disabled housing opened up and I had great timing. But, I was really lucky. Lucas doesn't understand how stupid he is for blowing these opportunities.

It's true that Lucas does need to spend his money while he has it, and he can't save it with any confidence. I'm sure he's had his shit stolen many times. In a way, I don't blame him, although he's the one that put himself in this horrific situation.

 

[OnMeDick]

We all like eating, but it apparently appeals to Lucas on a level that the rest of us can't understand or relate to.

Luke is Silverback!!!

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Ah, we're back to normal. May the insult comic $50 cashapp entrepeneur Lucas be dead forever.

I enjoy how he looks like a fat amorphous blob making shirtless videos like this.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Luke is Silverback!!!View attachment 1839550

That gorilla's table manners look civilized compared to The Wern

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Ah, we're back to normal. May the insult comic $50 cashapp entrepeneur Lucas be dead forever.

I enjoy how he looks like a fat amorphous blob making shirtless videos like this.

Hahaha! "The door is that way!"

Did everyone catch that?

He's finally in a room with the door, so he can use that closing line that failed so badly when it tumbled out of his stupid mouth last time, when he was outside!

Lucas Werner finally has a door to direct people to!

I hope you appreciate that door, fatty! Cuz it ain't going to be around for long!

 

[Wernology]

Re: @wenttobermuda 's suggestion about a deep dive into the Wern's eating (overeating) habits, I heartily second this.

Lucas seems to have developed, or perhaps had for a long time, binge eating disorder.

As some have said, given the resources, he would probably eat like this every day, but the very fact that he sees this level of overeating as something to brag about, as if it's somehow evidence of wealth, puts him in a different category from most binge eaters, who tend to be ashamed and secretive about the practice.

Seriously, Lucas continues to find ways to go beyond the bottom of the barrel, and he's done this so many times that he's beyond the center of the earth, he's tunneled out the other side of the Earth, he's somewhere on the other side of the solar system now.

We all know that Lucas is disgusting with food, but tearing at a raw steak like a rabid dog, hanging his mouth open full of T-Bone fat; it's astonishing how someone looking for romantic companionship can continuously present himself in such objectively repellent ways, and be entirely ignorant to it.

When someone suggested Prader Willi earlier, I had to look into it as I was unfamiliar with it, and some of Lucas's behavior does seem to be a good fit for that, but obviously he doesn't fit the whole profile, and it's a very scientific thing for us laypersons to discuss.

I'm actually more interested in WHY Lucas thinks that overeating is admirable, and why it would lure a mate, as opposed to being interested actually in his overeating per se.

Someone attempted to question Lucas, I think it was Goldie, about why he thought showing these huge displays of binge eating would attract a girl, and Lucas ignored it in typical fashion, tying it to the idea that he needed to spend some money to get a date, to impress girls.

I don't believe it was ever addressed more than that.

The less genetic option is that he's got a binge eating disorder and/or has emotional eating tied to his mental illness.

Emotional eating is the flipside to depression that exhibits not wanting to eat at all. For some people, especially if they associate food with rewards or comfort (and we know his mom got him junk food any time he was sad as a kid), they'll end up binge eating to self medicate.

Or, even more boring, it could be as basic as food insecurity. His tubby ass is homeless and usually broke, so if he can't get into most shelters and his usual free food spots are closed due to covid, he likely doesn't know when he'll get to eat next and how much, so whenever he gets the money for food or temporary shelter, his lizard brain kicks in.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I think it's general gluttony along with food being a comfort. As many of us suspect, the only thing keeping Lucas from being a 400+ lb slob is that he's homeless and broke. Even before Covid and when he had an apartment, Lucas would eat full pizzas and giant servings, so I don't think it's food security.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

My first reaction to Lucas eating day old room temperature chopped lettuce is he's 100% gonna get food poisoning, but honestly his body is probably used to this kind of bacteria by now. Eating off the pavement, motel 6 blankets, the flora in his stomach biome could probably be used to create antibiotics that could fight antibiotic resistant super bugs

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

I think it's general gluttony along with food being a comfort. As many of us suspect, the only thing keeping Lucas from being a 400+ lb slob is that he's homeless and broke. Even before Covid and when he had an apartment, Lucas would eat full pizzas and giant servings, so I don't think it's food security.

He ate Dan Campbell's whole pizza and didn't pay for it.

Never forget.

 

[OnMeDick]

He ate Dan Campbell's whole pizza and didn't pay for it.

Never forget.

He also ate all of Jason Perva’s sausage, I hear, at least he put it in his mouth

 

[TurdFondler]

Is there no shitty pay by the day hobo hotel in Spokane?

 

[mothman96]

He got down to eating the salmon salad that's been sitting out for a day.

 

[Josef Mengele]

The fact that Lucas is a fat faggot isn't particularly interesting. Fatties are ubiquitous. What interests me is Lucas's way of stripping off his shirt, hitting record, and proudly gorging himself. He's not merely unaware of how he comes across, but wrong. Lucas thinks that what he's doing is impressive, appealing. That's atypical. At the very least, he is beyond comfortable eating in front of people. It seems more likely that his gluttony displays are part of a retarded courtship strategy.

Of course Lucas is a retard, and extremely self-indulgent. He's a glutton and fat faggot, his behavior little more complicated than a dolt fumbling after ecstasy. It's the details that fascinate. The exhibitionism. Why food, why such gross food, and why is it so obvious to Lucas that his gross food displays are a good idea?

This is a dude that can eat 3 full meals in a sitting. That prepares and proudly shows off shit like cheesy cukes. That thinks to receive positive attention by putting on gorging displays. All of this untouched by his extreme social anxiety.

We all like eating, but it apparently appeals to Lucas on a level that the rest of us can't understand or relate to.

That's his big problem, he doesn't get that eating without a shirt and stuffing himself isn't socially acceptable, his mental stability is like a fart in an elevator, it is slowly dissipating.