Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[mothman96]

I honestly believe this dude has like some genetic defect in his stomach that allows him to eat that much, like a normal person would have bled out and ruptured their stomach after eating like 4 prime rib steaks, mashed potatoes, scratch that, actually the average person would have had a heart attack. There is some genetic disease going on there. Probably bad teleomeres.

I'd say through the years his gluttony has stretched his stomach to fit the amt. of food he eats.

 

[WonderWino]

Maybe he has whatever Tarrare had. Probably not really. Tarrare ate whole babies and corpses and shit like that too.

Hmm....

Following this incident, Tarrare was desperate to avoid further military service, and returned to the hospital, telling Percy that he would attempt any possible cure for his appetite.[19] Percy treated him with laudanum without success; further treatments with wine vinegar and tobacco pills were likewise unsuccessful.[17][19] Following these failures, Percy fed Tarrare large quantities of soft-boiled eggs, but this also failed to suppress his appetite.[20] Efforts to keep him on any kind of controlled diet failed; he would sneak out of the hospital to scavenge for offal outside butchers' shops and to fight stray dogs for carrion in gutters, alleys and rubbish heaps.[2][17][20] He was also caught several times within the hospital drinking from patients undergoing bloodletting, and attempting to eat the bodies in the hospital mortuary.[2][17][20] Other doctors believed that Tarrare was mentally ill and pressed for him to be transferred to a lunatic asylum, but Percy was keen to continue his experiments and Tarrare remained in the military hospital.[20]

After some time, a 14-month-old child disappeared from the hospital, and Tarrare was immediately suspected. Percy was unable or unwilling to defend him, and the hospital staff chased Tarrare from the hospital, to which he never returned.[17][20]

That does sound eerily like lucas

 

[OnMeDick]

His growling “BIGOT GREEDMONGERS” in his latest video is proof of his return to his former self, the insult video phase is thankfully over and now back to our regularly scheduled mooooing.

 

[denysdemontfort]

Edit: Does anyone know how much he gets from welfare in a month? I'm hoping for him to go flat broke again pretty much exactly on valentines day

In my early thread reading I believe he mentioned getting his benefit boosted from $750 to $1000 or somewhere in that ballpark. (I remember because his rent was $250 and someone commented on his post that he was now basically getting rent for free)


Also his new video is downright terrifying, the way he growls "greedmonger" particularly.

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

I, and I'm sure everyone else, is more than sick of his where the girls at? Bulshit. You know what I'd like to hear? What Lucas would accept as a satisfactory answer to that question. Because when people have told Lucas that women, datable women, are everywhere, he doesn't accept it as an answer. So he's literally looking for a single spot, with no men? A single location, where's the women have been inebriated to the point where they can't say no? I want to know what a satisfactory answer to "where the girls at?" looks like to Lucas's retarded hobo brain.

The day may come when I grow sick of Lucas's cry of "Where are the girls at?"
It's the cry of a big, dumb mammal in rut. Just imagine some critter, one of King Roy's elk perhaps, asking "Where do the females in heat go?" Same kind of question.

A satisfactory reply to Lucas's cry would be an invitation to a party full of girls, who all want to meet someone to procreate with.

Lucas, like many romantically struggling males, would like a woman to approach him first. Where would this happen, if not a party? It goes beyond wanting to meet to fecund girls in his preferred age range. Lucas is drawn to social settings were everyone's intent is clear.

Lucas doesn't just want access to girls, he wants access to girls whose motivations and desires are obvious and aligned with his own. If you are at a party, and fecund, that must mean that you want to get married and have babies. Gets rid of all that messy social interaction that Lucas can't navigate.

@wenttobermuda beat me to it. I was going to say the answer to his rutting cry of “where the girls at?” is the dance he wrote about in his “steampunk“ story set in France. He wants to know where that dance is where women of the exact age he is wanting are making themselves available to older men. He wants to know where those girls are who want exactly what he wants and are willing to give it to him with minimal to no effort on his part.

Now most of us would say, Wern what you’re looking for is a brothel. But our boy Lucas doesn’t just want a temporary girl to fuck who is pretending to show interest in him in exchange for money. No, Wern is a family man. He wants to possess and own this bae and this same bae should love and adore, and most importantly accept our Lucas exactly as he is right now; a homeless, obese, addict with serious mental problems. Oh and let’s not forget, she should also support him financially and have his babies which she would also have sole responsibility to financially support and raise by herself.

This is what Lucas has in mind when he cries out, “Where the girls at? Where the party at?”

 

[Big Redman Incorporated]

His statement's like this have always intrigued me, he obviously knows his behaviour in pursuit of a woman is unsettling, inappropriate etc, as he uses continuing to act that way as a threat.

But also, does he think we'll go 'oh no, this hobo is going to keep shouting at clouds online until we hook him up with a girl? well I guess we better get on it.'

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

does he think we'll go 'oh no, this hobo is going to keep shouting at clouds online until we hook him up with a girl? well I guess we better get on it.'

Yes.

 

[mothman96]

His growling “BIGOT GREEDMONGERS” in his latest video is proof of his return to his former self, the insult video phase is thankfully over and now back to our regularly scheduled mooooing.

Also his new video is downright terrifying, the way he growls "greedmonger" particularly.

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Less than a day ago, he said pay him $50 and he'll give 5 minutes to answer questions. So he hasn't totally given up wanting to make money from his insanity. It's the college environment that's bringing him back around to his former self. As @Gaear Grimsrud already made note, he's getting the cold shoulder from the young women at the campus.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Maybe he has whatever Tarrare had. Probably not really. Tarrare ate whole babies and corpses and shit like that too.

WTF is wrong with the French at that time that they didn't fucking put that ogre down?!?!

Hmm....

That does sound eerily like lucas

Welp. We now know what would happen if Lucas's dream zoomer bae bore him a son instead of daughter.

Kind of reminds me of that incesty psychopath from GoT, only instead of sacrificing the male sons to White Walkers, The Wern just dips them in salsa-ranch before swallowing them whole.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Kind of reminds me of that incesty psychopath from GoT, only instead of sacrificing the male sons to White Walkers, The Wern just dips them in salsa-ranch before swallowing them whole.

It's cheaper than Clinkerdagger, I'll give him that.

 

[denysdemontfort]

It's cheaper than Clinkerdagger, I'll give him that.

Well, only if you don't go to the hospital to have it. BUT if his womb donor dies during childbirth then that's food for weeks hours!

 

[WonderWino]

He sounds unhinged, especially with how he goes from normal tone to angry as fuck and back in seconds. That shit is a huge red flag

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

He sounds unhinged, especially with how he goes from normal tone to angry as fuck and back in seconds. That shit is a huge red flag

It seems in much of his videos he's addressing the dudes of Gen-Z, not the women.
He always seems to call his audience "cockblockers" and spend more time explaining why you should hook him up rather than hook up with him.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

Maybe he has whatever Tarrare had. Probably not really. Tarrare ate whole babies and corpses and shit like that too.

Careful, you might redpill him on the pliability of deceased zoomerbaes!

 

[OnMeDick]

It seems in much of his videos he's addressing the dudes of Gen-Z, not the women.
He always seems to call his audience "cockblockers" and spend more time explaining why you should hook him up rather than hook up with him.

It makes sense with his view of women as chattel. In his view every fecund zoomer bae in Spokane is owned by some flatbill, the most successful (i.e. greedy) flatbills owning many. All Wern must do is convince one of the great bae-harem owners to bequeath but a single zoomer bae on him, because he’s anything but greedy. But she also must be smoking hot, have no children, ideally be a virgin, and as close to 18 as possible, either side of that line is fine with the magnanimous Wern.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

"No hookup? Go fuck yourself....LAZY!!!"

The guy that hasn't done a single productive thing in his 41 years of life has the audacity to call someone else lazy for not dropping a girlfriend into his lap.

See this is why I don't feel bad for laughing when bad things happen to Lucas. He deserves it a thousand times over.

 

[ThomasAudley]

No one is talking about fatty eating a tray of day old brisket off his shirtless chest while laying in bed?

 

[Telomere Savalas]

LUCAS: "Get rid of the white trash"
ALSO LUCAS: Eats with his bare hands while laying naked on a cum-stained Motel 6 comforter.

 

[Da Dude123]

I love when Lucas believes he is better than others when he talks about white trash and how he is better than people living in trailer parks. He is a street bum who begs for money online. He wears the same clothes for weeks at a time and he is dumb and stinks. He is bottom of the barrel of society.

LUCAS: "Get rid of the white trash"
ALSO LUCAS: Eats with his bare hands while laying naked on a cum-stained Motel 6 comforter.

 

[mothman96]

LUCAS: "Get rid of the white trash"
ALSO LUCAS: Eats with his bare hands while laying naked on a cum-stained Motel 6 comforter.

So he wants for the people in Spokane to tie him to concrete blocks and throw him into the river.