Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[OnMeDick]

He literally has not stopped any of that

 

[Wernology]

His growling “BIGOT GREEDMONGERS” in his latest video is proof of his return to his former self, the insult video phase is thankfully over and now back to our regularly scheduled mooooing.

Toldya it wasn't in the cards for him back on Jan 1.

But, also, most of us have seen Lucas cycle though short lived, poorly planned, laughably incompetent "business plans" before. They usually fizzle out after a month or so tops, with him losing interest in most after a couple of weeks.

Oh yeah, all his shit from yesterday:

 

[OnMeDick]

Toldya it wasn't in the cards for him back on Jan 1.

But, also, most of us have seen Lucas cycle though short lived, poorly planned, laughably incompetent "business plans" before. They usually fizzle out after a month or so tops, with him losing interest in most after a couple of weeks.

Oh, I know, I’ve seen several cycles, I just enjoy reversion to the mean with Lucas

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

In my early thread reading I believe he mentioned getting his benefit boosted from $750 to $1000 or somewhere in that ballpark. (I remember because his rent was $250 and someone commented on his post that he was now basically getting rent for free)


Also his new video is downright terrifying, the way he growls "greedmonger" particularly.

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Is he gets cockblocked wherever he goes, why does he think "the party" would be any different?

 

[mothman96]

Looks like his plan is to give Spokane the silent treatment until someone drops a Gen Z bae on his stub of a dick.

 

[Fatal Walter]

He stopped begging? I'll believe that when I see it. I'd be more inclined to believe he lost weight at this point and that's saying something. I am planning to put out a second video about Lucas' instagram very soon and then perhaps take a bit of a break. Digging through old Wernology makes me feel like I'm losing my mind just by reading his posts.

 

[Rescuetoast]

I love when Lucas believes he is better than others when he talks about white trash and how he is better than people living in trailer parks. He is a street bum who begs for money online. He wears the same clothes for weeks at a time and he is dumb and stinks. He is bottom of the barrel of society.

At least people who live in trailer parks live somewhere.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

LUCAS: "Get rid of the white trash"

Reminds me of Moviebob.

 

[mothman96]

Next up:

 

[IceQueen]

So he wants for the people in Spokane to tie him to concrete blocks and throw him into the river.

I know this is a joke but he actually has said things like that before. I think sometimes he feels some semblance of suicidal but he knows he’s way too much of a pussy to ever actually intentionally hurt himself, so he’s made videos before like “here’s a knife, come and kill me!” He acts like he’s doing it to be all big and tough, but really it’s just that he thinks if someone murdered him he would be memorialized as this amazing scientist whose work wasn’t recognized in life but is in death or some shit.

 

[mero]

Nevermind its probably just the fact that he feels rich right now. was trying to think of something that would explain that disgusting food orgy

I reckon that's what it is, tbh. He's always struck me as a bloke who thinks rich people eat fancy, therefore if he eats fancy the bebehzooms will think he's rich and clamour for that acorn. He's obsessed with eating but he's even more obsessed with being seen eating at the top end of his shitty price range.

He sounds unhinged, especially with how he goes from normal tone to angry as fuck and back in seconds. That shit is a huge red flag

Lmao his new sign off sounds like a checkout girl. "Staff announcement, can Kelly come and clean up the cumstain in aisle three, a fat faggot has been to wank over the steaks again. THANK-you!"

Looks like his plan is to give Spokane the silent treatment until someone drops a Gen Z bae on his stub of a dick.

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Better have good aim

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

I love when Lucas believes he is better than others when he talks about white trash and how he is better than people living in trailer parks. He is a street bum who begs for money online. He wears the same clothes for weeks at a time and he is dumb and stinks. He is bottom of the barrel of society.

Far be it from me to question the motives of the Wern, but I think he likes giving food to the other homeless people because it makes him feel like he's above them in some way.

A good portion of Lucas's life seems to be about doing every superficial thing he can to create the illusion that he has more status than he does, when he's actually at the very bottom of the societal totem pole.

Of course it doesn't stop him from crying "I'm poor, I'm bi-polar" whenever it's convenient.

 

[BowlOfDick]

 

[OnMeDick]

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Bold of you to assume he has a desktop, which implies he has a desk, which implies he has a home and access to reliable electricity

 

[Da Dude123]

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Looks just like the fat faggot, low status male, Lucas Werner!

 

[AbraCadaver]

I've always seen it as a rhetorical question. He doesn't expect an answer to it, it's just another way of placing blame on others for his shortcomings in life. If he were the only man in a room full of fecund baes he would cower and slink away. He knows that any woman can immediately sense exactly what he is. A fat faggot with a small penis. He might as well have "beta male" tattooed on his forehead.

This is a disservice to beta males, who can at least carry on friendships with women and/or get an average, not very pretty but probably very nice girl to date them.

Wern is the bottom of the barrel omega male, incompatible with society.

It seems in much of his videos he's addressing the dudes of Gen-Z, not the women.
He always seems to call his audience "cockblockers" and spend more time explaining why you should hook him up rather than hook up with him.

If you’re hungry and want something to eat, you don’t ask the food itself to come to you. You demand people WITH food share it.

Lucas sees women entirely as property in the clutches of other men, not as actual people with actual wills of their own.


Speaking of food, people speculating in why Lucas eats so much forget that he told us why himself...his mother not only gave him food to make up for social rejections by children, Lucas admitted she also gave him food specifically to distract him and shut him down when he started complaining about his usual crazy shite and angry girlfriend tirades...he said himself that the food would make him temporarily forget what he was talking about.

Lucas has been deliberately conditioned from a young age (and well into his adulthood) to drown out disappointment, bad thoughts and anger with food. He’s likely at his most miserable with no food to eat, because he has no way to self-soothe or deal with his mental issues.

When he gets food, it’s a short but blissful time when he can eat and eat and the bad thoughts, crippling anxiety and constant self-hatred are silenced. So he eats until the money runs out, not because he’s hungry, but to shut up the sadness in his swiss cheese brain.

 

[BowlOfDick]

Bold of you to assume he has a desktop, which implies he has a desk, which implies he has a home and access to reliable electricity

It’s a library computer. And yes, he’s not wearing a shirt in the library..

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

Looks like his plan is to give Spokane the silent treatment until someone drops a Gen Z bae on his stub of a dick.

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"Oh no! The crazy hobo stopped yelling at the sky!" - said no one ever

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In other news, this bout of advertised gluttony by the Wern has inspired me to begin work on a Lucas-inspired art piece:

Spoiler: Dinner with the Cute Older Daddy

Tips, criticism and suggestions welcome!

 

[Rescuetoast]

I like how his idea of “rich people fancy eating” is a mid tier steakhouse. Rich people eat fancy stuff, sure, but Clinkerdagger is not that kind of fancy. Also, why is their name excessively stupid?

 

[BowlOfDick]

I like how his idea of “rich people fancy eating” is a mid tier steakhouse. Rich people eat fancy stuff, sure, but Clinkerdagger is not that kind of fancy. Also, why is their name excessively stupid?

Well Luke would never be allowed in a place with a dress code..