Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

Come on, Gen Z, do the right thing. The right thing is yeeting Lucas a bae. Joe Biden talked about kindess, so, yeet Lucas a bae! On jah, okurt!
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Yeah, Lucas demands a girl who's hot as fuck. It's like listening to Joseph Strickland. If you were to ask him why he deserves a woman who's much more attractive than him, he'd probably fall back on the fact that a woman thought he was good enough 9 years ago when he weighed more than he does now. I really don't see how that's relevant but you do you, Lucas.

Edit: By the way, everyone is saying it's not in the cards now but remember that "you do you" is probably his second most hated phrase so you can use that if you want to mix it up.
 
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Lucas posted two new videos to YouTube, which are filmed from a laying position in the bed in the hotel room, with the camera facing the television, occasionally leaning towards the door.

One can't help but notice the empty bottle of salsa Ranch on the floor near the bed, which indicates that Lucas poured the entirety of the bottle out, and then just dropped it off the side of the bed. You know, rather than stepping 3 feet forward and setting it on a dresser. Or setting it on the nightstand, even. Nope. Too much trouble. Too much effort. Can't be assed. On the floor it goes.

A pair of pants, or some article of clothing, also lie in the space of floor between the two beds.

Lucas doesn't have any normal interest. Here he is in a hotel room, but he doesn't seem to use the television, despite the fact that you would think he would want some television, since it's something that he never has in all of his ongoing homelessness.

He's out of food, or the food supply is getting low, so he's getting angry.

Demanding that people bring him girls, otherwise he'll tell them what they are and aren't, whether they're Hypocrites, whether they're true socialists, true Christians, etc etc. We've heard it all before.

Someone recently theorized that food was simply a method of Self securizing in between bouts of anxiety and depression, and it's so incredibly true.

As long as Lucas can taste sugar, fat and salt in his giant head, he doesn't have to think about how empty his life is.

But he's a fast eater, so that gorged satiety gets briefer and briefer with each serving of Clinkerdagger.
 
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God help me, I've spent the Farms' downtime binge-watching @klickitat 's Wern videos (almost all of the "Thank Bernie For Burner Accounts" playlist). No, I've no idea why, either.
Hence, it's entirely possible that I have scunnered on myself on the fat faggot for a while; I can't look at his face right now without wanting to bury a lump hammer in it. Someone @ me if he does something truly exceptional in the next few days, if you'd be so kind?
 
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GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
Lucas posted two new videos to YouTube, which are filmed from a laying position in the bed in the hotel room, with the camera facing the television, occasionally leaning towards the door.

One can't help but notice the empty bottle of salsa Ranch on the floor near the bed, which indicates that Lucas poured the entirety of the bottle out, and then just dropped it off the side of the bed. You know, rather than stepping 3 feet forward and setting it on a dresser. Or setting it on the nightstand, even. Nope. Too much trouble. Too much effort. Can't be assed. On the floor it goes.

A pair of pants, or some article of clothing, also lie in the space of floor between the two beds.

Lucas doesn't have any normal interest. Here he is in a hotel room, but he doesn't seem to use the television, despite the fact that you would think he would want some television, since it's something that he never has in all of his ongoing homelessness.

He's out of food, or the food supply is getting low, so he's getting angry.

Demanding that people bring him girls, otherwise he'll tell them what they are and aren't, whether they're Hypocrites, whether they're true socialists, true Christians, etc etc. We've heard it all before.

Someone recently theorized that food was simply a method of Self securizing in between bouts of anxiety and depression, and it's so incredibly true.

As long as Lucas can taste sugar, fat and salt in his giant head, he doesn't have to think about how empty his life is.

But he's a fast eater, so that gorged satiety gets briefer and briefer with each serving of Clinkerdagger.
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Told you, mate. He eats because it temporarily drowns out the self-loathing and impotent rage. He’s a rat conditioned to push a button for dopamine, but instead he was conditioned by mummy to be distracted and mollified whenever food is shoved into his gob. It’s kind of funny...like throwing a blanket over a parakeet’s cage to shut them up and make them go to sleep.

When the food is being lumpily masticated in his wide-open mouth on camera, the voices in his head are quiet and Lucas is calm.

The minute the food is gone, he grows irritable, anxious, the voices start up again and he turns back into an angry demanding incel.

People keep saying, “why doesn’t he save his money and spend it on warm clothing and supplies?” Same reason junkies don’t make wise financial decisions. He needs his fix to stop the angry voices in his head screaming about how his life sucks and women hate him and his penis is teeny tiny and flatbill orgies are everywhere and everyone is invited to the pretty schoolmate’s party except Lucas.

Keep pushing that button, ya fatarsed rat.
 
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Facebook dump. The cow has been mooing and reeeing about multiple girlfriends and is calling COVID "air HIV". Lucas sounds like a huge dipshit with all this nonsense. I think he will stay at the Motel 6 until the money runs out. He probably thinks he is really edgy flicking off the camera, well, he thinks wrong!
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